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(EuroNews)   A big solar storm is hitting the Earth today, but res&rchers say yo* shouldn't not/ce anything di%7erent   (euronews.com) divider line 75
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2012-07-14 09:34:48 AM  
Looks norma#l t9 m(
 
2012-07-14 10:07:23 AM  
Look. Just tell me when I'm supposed to party like it's the end of the world, okay?
 
2012-07-14 11:27:49 AM  
it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine
 
2012-07-14 11:29:25 AM  
Hopefully it's strong enough to revert the Fark redesign.
 
2012-07-14 11:31:09 AM  
Keep hoping some of the aurora from a large solar storm will get down here to STL as I've never seen the aurora borealis. Sounds like this one won't either.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:40 AM  
Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched
 
2012-07-14 11:33:17 AM  
TEOTWAWKI!!!
YAYYYYYYY
 
2012-07-14 11:37:51 AM  
starsmedia.ign.com
 
2012-07-14 11:38:29 AM  

rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched


Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!
 
2012-07-14 11:41:27 AM  

boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!


If she wakes you up by peeing in your face, well, that's a bad sign.
 
2012-07-14 11:43:02 AM  

rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched


and here you are, neglecting all the little odd jobs, duties and repsonsibilities of the big day while farking. i am proud.

/grats
 
2012-07-14 11:43:47 AM  

boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!


Today is three weeks for me, too.

Cheers, gentlemen!
 
2012-07-14 11:44:43 AM  
"A resulting solar storm is predicted to hit the Earth on Saturday, July 14, but forecasters at the Space Weather Prediction Center, say the[sic] expect minimal impact to communication systems and power grids."

They're predicting a G1 or possibly G2 geomagnetic storm, which happen hundreds of times per solar cycle.
 
2012-07-14 11:45:08 AM  
www.zmescience.com

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."
 
2012-07-14 11:47:16 AM  

largedon: Keep hoping some of the aurora from a large solar storm will get down here to STL as I've never seen the aurora borealis. Sounds like this one won't either.


STL is barely in the projected auroral oval, according to space weather. As where I live is (Ohio River valley).

Of course it's supposed to be overcast and stormy all weekend, at least here...which I suspect will be largely the same for STL.
 
2012-07-14 11:47:40 AM  

Deacon Blue: boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!

If she wakes you up by peeing in your face, well, that's a bad sign.


Unless youn're into that kind of thing
 
2012-07-14 11:49:22 AM  
Everything here seems fine, but does anyone else have an intense craving for brains?
 
2012-07-14 11:49:55 AM  

Ivo Shandor: but forecasters at the Space Weather Prediction Center,


at first glance that sounds really silly.

ok ok it's a mixed metaphor.
 
2012-07-14 11:50:10 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Look. Just tell me when I'm supposed to party like it's the end of the world, okay?


every friday night?
 
2012-07-14 11:50:14 AM  

boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!


Congrats to you both!
30 years into mine (this time) last month...

/You'll get over it.
 
2012-07-14 11:50:39 AM  
I'm sorry subby, but i do not find that he&dline funn# &
 
2012-07-14 11:52:43 AM  
Gird your loins.
 
2012-07-14 11:54:00 AM  
Is that why Fark looks all farked up?
 
2012-07-14 11:54:22 AM  

Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


Sigh. Stupid goatse. Scarred for life.
 
2012-07-14 11:58:02 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Look. Just tell me when I'm supposed to party like it's the end of the world, okay?


The answer to this is "always".
 
2012-07-14 11:58:19 AM  
Is this why my Internet is broken? Fark won't even load.
 
2012-07-14 11:58:41 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Look. Just tell me when I'm supposed to party like it's the end of the world, okay?


I think 12-23-12.......
 
2012-07-14 11:59:56 AM  

rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched


Don't do it!! (unless you're the woman)
 
2012-07-14 12:00:04 PM  

Deacon Blue: boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!

If she wakes you up by peeing in your face, well, that's a bad sign.


Maybe not,depends on your fetish.If she comes in to take a crap while you're shaving,that's a bad sign.
 
2012-07-14 12:00:05 PM  

rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched


Congratulation to you!
 
2012-07-14 12:01:29 PM  

Corporate Self: "I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


I've always wondered what The Thing's anus looked like. Thanks.
 
2012-07-14 12:01:39 PM  

uncleacid: Gird your loins.


Damn, I forgot to pick up more gird at Safeway.
 
2012-07-14 12:03:34 PM  

rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched


...Ryan?
 
2012-07-14 12:04:30 PM  
I had scrambled eggs and brains this morning. Is there a problem?
 
2012-07-14 12:07:19 PM  
Is it safe to go outside?
 
2012-07-14 12:07:34 PM  

Oysterman: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

...Ryan?


Nope. It's a popular date though.
 
2012-07-14 12:08:08 PM  

Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


Sauron is getting fat.
 
2012-07-14 12:09:32 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Don't do it!! (unless you're the woman)


Whew, I was beginning to worry that everyone had forgotten that getting married is a terribly BAD thing that no-one should ever do, because women just want to take all your stuff and make you hate life, etc.
 
2012-07-14 12:12:12 PM  
The sun masturbates. Earth gets a facial.
 
2012-07-14 12:12:31 PM  

Hector Felix: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Don't do it!! (unless you're the woman)

Whew, I was beginning to worry that everyone had forgotten that getting married is a terribly BAD thing that no-one should ever do, because women just want to take all your stuff and make you hate life, etc.


I'm sure this dude will beat the odds and have a happy, healthy marriage. After all, he seems more interested in the internet than the actual wedding, so its already off to a good start.
 
2012-07-14 12:21:07 PM  
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2012-07-14 12:22:25 PM  

Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


Did the oil hit the anus?
 
2012-07-14 12:23:19 PM  
I love the Q&A in the sidebar: Should we be afraid of the solar storm?

Yes! Yes, you should be running around, screaming in blind panic and shiatting in your collective pants! You should be on your knees praying to Apollo to spare your miserable lives as he rains down fiery solar death upon the planet! Not even SPF 75 sunblock will protect you! You should hole up deep underground, like people did in the 1950s in case the Commies dropped The Bomb!

THE SOLAR FLARES ARE COMING! THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM! GOD HAS FORSAKEN US ALL! KILL YOURSELVES NOW TO AVOID A HIDEOUS DEATH BY HAVING YOUR SKIN BUBBLE AND FRY AWAY IN THE WORLD'S LARGEST CREMATORIUM!

"Should we be afraid of the solar storm..." Please.
 
2012-07-14 12:23:35 PM  

Stile4aly: Everything here seems fine, but does anyone else have an intense craving for brains?


Not more than on any other day.
 
2012-07-14 12:30:38 PM  
I'm wearing my aluminum foil hat so I'm OK.
 
2012-07-14 12:32:13 PM  
NASA is saying we are all going to die, NOAA is saying this is no big deal. Why do we have so many branches of government doing the same thing?
 
2012-07-14 12:46:14 PM  
This is going to be a big problem for the southwest. They've had several fires already because it's been a dry year. I think this could be Obama's Katrina.
 
2012-07-14 12:54:34 PM  
So, am I or am I not having a stroke?
 
2012-07-14 01:01:20 PM  
HUNKER DOWN!
 
2012-07-14 01:10:26 PM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's going to end up being like this guy. Cool, but ineffective.

itsfanart.com
 
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