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2012-07-14 08:03:40 PM
A guy I know used to work as a bouncer at a teenage nightclub that Carmen Electra would frequent when she was in high school. According to him, she was a tremendous biatch.

I'd still penis her vagina, though.
 
2012-07-14 08:26:51 PM

theurge14: So when will she stop putting on the raccoon eyeliner?


Hopefully not for awhile. Some women pull off the slutty look very well.
 
2012-07-14 08:39:59 PM

darkjezter: A guy I know used to work as a bouncer at a teenage nightclub that Carmen Electra would frequent when she was in high school. According to him, she was a tremendous biatch.

I'd still penis her vagina, though.


Not saying your tale isn't the truth, but why do these stories always exist? "I have a buddy who met so-and-so and he was a total douche".

I waited tables in the mid-89s and once served Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. They were AWFUL.

That's a lie. They were incredibly friendly and tipped well.
 
2012-07-14 08:55:50 PM
She's close to my age and went to a high school in my school district. If only I'd lived a few miles south I would have gone to the same school and I could have quivered helplessly like jello whenever she came near asked her out.
 
2012-07-14 08:59:38 PM

mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]


She was a whole lot sexier before that shiatty arm tattoo..
 
2012-07-14 09:05:14 PM

Flappyhead: mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]

She was a whole lot sexier before that shiatty arm tattoo..


cdn.chud.com
 
2012-07-14 09:22:56 PM
A hot chick with poor decision making skills when it comes to men, my kind of girl.

Hopefully, she would have some daddy issues also.
 
2012-07-14 09:36:07 PM
I'd do her, but would have nightmares about a Dennis Rodman alien erupting from my chest.
 
2012-07-14 09:38:35 PM

gideon: laid back w/bud light: Give me a weekend with her and you'll have to duct tape the back of her head together from the force of the loads shot into her throat.

Classy.


I'll have to remember that one.

//not 'classy', the other one.
 
2012-07-14 10:12:52 PM
I'm she shes fun to play with but what do you really talk to her about?
 
2012-07-14 11:59:29 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 12:06:48 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 725x1088]


Damnit Abe stop making me look for things. I am trying to get my drink on here.
 
2012-07-15 12:26:38 AM

BroVinny: Flappyhead: mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]

She was a whole lot sexier before that shiatty arm tattoo..

[cdn.chud.com image 477x316]


Never said I wouldn't fark her eight ways from Sunday if given the chance, just saying the ugly tat kinda brings her down a bit.
 
2012-07-15 12:37:58 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.


And last night I saw the guitar player who got his sloppy seconds.
 
2012-07-15 01:04:24 AM

Flappyhead: BroVinny: Flappyhead: mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]

She was a whole lot sexier before that shiatty arm tattoo..

[cdn.chud.com image 477x316]

Never said I wouldn't fark her eight ways from Sunday if given the chance, just saying the ugly tat kinda brings her down a bit.


The fact that you noticed the tat when I had to go back and scrutinize the photographs just to find the thing boggles the mind.

And I did scrutinize, long and hard, over several minutes, taking in every detail.
 
2012-07-15 01:32:22 AM

Jamdug!: Know you know where the restroom is...

[carmen.jpg]


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 03:33:46 AM
Those pictures of her prove all women should indeed give up bikinis by the time they reach 39.

/that was sarcasm in case anyone is dense...She still looks great
 
2012-07-15 04:41:39 AM
I'd hit it. (but condom use is mandatory)
 
2012-07-15 07:00:11 AM

Rann Xerox: assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.



"????????????????????"


Darmok and Jalad at DP
 
2012-07-15 10:03:22 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.


This. She has the taint of what was there before.

www.fimho.com

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
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