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(Daily Mail)   Carmen Electra is 40? Go figure   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2012-07-14 11:39:15 AM  
how old are all the plastic parts?
 
2012-07-14 11:44:32 AM  
I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.
 
2012-07-14 11:44:46 AM  
And her silicone is 20!
 
2012-07-14 11:52:16 AM  
I wouldn't be mad if she and Sofia Vergera randomly fell in to a pool of jello and started wrestling.
 
2012-07-14 11:52:54 AM  
I love those "Get the Look" buttons.
I could look just like her if I just buy those clothes.
 
mhd
2012-07-14 11:56:26 AM  
Ric Romero, fashion reporter: "Electra's pink ensemble emphasised her ample chest area"
 
2012-07-14 11:58:36 AM  

assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.


Is that some sort of euphemism? Not sure what you mean.
 
2012-07-14 12:09:32 PM  
Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.
 
2012-07-14 12:15:41 PM  

Cewley: how old are all the plastic parts?


Done in one.
 
2012-07-14 12:15:50 PM  

Old Man Winter: assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.

Is that some sort of euphemism? Not sure what you mean.


it's a pun.
 
2012-07-14 12:16:48 PM  
Remember, re:ladies and aging.

1. Women who have the luxury of regular, healthy diet and exercise tend to age better.

2. Women who have money tend to stress less about being reduced to poverty, and age better.

3. Most of the women who are in the public eye were substantially better than "good looking" at their peak, and half their peak looks is generally still better than the average woman.

4. Women who have undergone 3-5 hours of makeup and hair, have clothes custom made for them, have their pictures taken by a professional photographer and then retouched by an expert computer artist look much much better than most women, who think of themselves as looking mostly what they might look like after just waking up on their most bloaty, nasty, stinky, smelly day after a week of not bathing.

5. Almost all women at 20 look better than almost all women at 40 - especially naked.
 
2012-07-14 12:16:56 PM  
She's not my type but she does age well, good for her (and whomever shes boinking)
 
2012-07-14 12:19:02 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Cewley: how old are all the plastic parts?

Done in one.


Oh, and face OK, knees *are* sharp, ass is OK, and she needs to work out some to put some muscle tone back into those legs and arms, overall a 7.
 
2012-07-14 12:30:37 PM  
That was a horrible choice of bathing suit for her. She still looks good, though.
 
2012-07-14 12:41:41 PM  
Any dipshiat who does'nt think women over forty cant look great either has their head in the sand or are blind, dumb, or very young. Old typing detected.
 
2012-07-14 12:43:34 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.


I lol'd.
 
2012-07-14 12:53:24 PM  

iaazathot: That was a horrible choice of bathing suit for her. She still looks good, though.


That style of bathing suit makes pretty much any woman that wears it less attractive. Not Unattractive mind you, just less so.
 
2012-07-14 12:55:18 PM  
Saw her once in person at a casino in CT for some dumb promotion she signed on for. I always wondered how old she was, and up close that chick looked as if she had alot of miles on her.

/also wondered if there was any tread left on the tire if you know what i mean
 
2012-07-14 12:57:51 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.


I'd remidiate her soil.
 
2012-07-14 12:58:39 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.

I'd remidiate her soil.


That's what plastic surgery's for. :D

/I'd hit it anyway
 
mhd
2012-07-14 01:02:36 PM  
Wonder if a woman who picks "Electra" as her last name has some daddy issues...
 
2012-07-14 01:13:44 PM  
I'll slip on the squish mitten.

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-14 01:17:46 PM  
Carmen without makeup with bonus kitten.

www.motivationals.org

/ fist of god
// King of England
 
2012-07-14 01:20:37 PM  
Her acting in MEET THE SPARTANS is sublime.
 
2012-07-14 01:28:18 PM  
40? Is that her age or her IQ?
 
2012-07-14 01:41:31 PM  

bingethinker: 40? Is that her age or her IQ?


yes

/and I still want to fark her
 
2012-07-14 01:41:44 PM  
i1247.photobucket.com


Wait.......Carmen who?

/Sorry guys at this point there cannot be much tread left on that tire
 
2012-07-14 01:44:22 PM  
It always amazes me that people who make a living by looking good go to great lengths to look good and therefore continue to look good. Then you have the Olsen Twins.
 
2012-07-14 01:59:31 PM  

BHShaman: It always amazes me that people who make a living by looking good go to great lengths to look good and therefore continue to look good. Then you have the Olsen Twins.


Why did you do that?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-14 02:26:34 PM  
She still looks VERY NIIIICE.
 
2012-07-14 02:36:00 PM  
Know you know where the restroom is...

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-14 02:47:22 PM  
I'm so glad we can post bigger pictures now. I wasn't getting quite a close enough look at some of these women's assets. Can't wait for the next Christina Hendricks thread--but you'll still have to scale her down, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-14 03:04:14 PM  

Jamdug!: Know you know where the restroom is...

[fc01.deviantart.net image 725x1088]


Good eye!

/Peter says "good.....good...."
 
2012-07-14 03:08:10 PM  

assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.


Would not go in,
Where Rodman has been.
 
2012-07-14 03:18:10 PM  
So what Fergie still has no neck
 
2012-07-14 03:52:29 PM  
She doesn't look a day over 46.
 
2012-07-14 04:01:39 PM  
I prefer her in the w/o make up pic. she is very cute.
 
2012-07-14 04:06:14 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 598x900]


Wait.......Carmen who?

/Sorry guys at this point there cannot be much tread left on that tire


I prefer a bald tread myself as long as the cords aren't showing.
 
2012-07-14 04:16:57 PM  
Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

From Wikipedia:

Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972), better known by her stage name Carmen Electra,[1] is an American glamour model, actress, television personality, singer, and dancer. She gained fame for her appearances in Playboy magazine, on the MTV game show Singled Out, on the TV series Baywatch, and dancing with the Pussycat Dolls, and has since had roles in the parody films Scary Movie (as well as the fourth film), Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie.
 
2012-07-14 04:29:02 PM  

teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.


Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

i129.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 04:49:31 PM  
Give me a weekend with her and you'll have to duct tape the back of her head together from the force of the loads shot into her throat.
 
2012-07-14 04:51:51 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Give me a weekend with her and you'll have to duct tape the back of her head together from the force of the loads shot into her throat.


Classy.
 
2012-07-14 05:16:18 PM  

assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.


i78.photobucket.com

"????????????????????"
 
2012-07-14 05:30:19 PM  
So when will she stop putting on the raccoon eyeliner?
 
2012-07-14 05:39:18 PM  
She is obviously smoking hot, but still, i would not. If you know what i mean. For personal health reasons.
 
2012-07-14 05:39:36 PM  

/DSB

So, for the longest time I had space pics from NASA as my wallpaper....shuttle shots, Hubble stuff, space walks, star fields...just kinda changed it up from time-to-time. Well, I got a nasty virus a while back that zapped my wallpaper. So, I GIS "NASA wallpaper" or the like, and this was near the top...and now, its my current wallpaper! I mean, she's hot and all, but I was after cheesecake for my desktop LOL!

Wouldn't this totally burn her butt!??!?!
/DSB

www.expresate.com
 
2012-07-14 05:40:16 PM  
*wasn't
 
2012-07-14 05:57:24 PM  

mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.

Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.

[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]


She has probably the best fake boobs in the business. Kudos to her surgeon!
 
2012-07-14 06:32:22 PM  

23FPB23: /DSB

So, for the longest time I had space pics from NASA as my wallpaper....shuttle shots, Hubble stuff, space walks, star fields...just kinda changed it up from time-to-time. Well, I got a nasty virus a while back that zapped my wallpaper. So, I GIS "NASA wallpaper" or the like, and this was near the top...and now, its my current wallpaper! I mean, she's hot and all, but I was after cheesecake for my desktop LOL!

Wouldn't this totally burn her butt!??!?!
/DSB

[www.expresate.com image 730x584]


DSB = Dick Story Bro?

I'll allow it
 
2012-07-14 07:06:28 PM  

SuperSeriousMan: Carmen without makeup with bonus kitten.

[www.motivationals.org image 640x573]

/ fist of god
// King of England


Now that's a pose I'd like to get behind!

/if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
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