assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.
Cewley: how old are all the plastic parts?
Old Man Winter: assjuice: I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.Is that some sort of euphemism? Not sure what you mean.
ClavellBCMI: Cewley: how old are all the plastic parts?Done in one.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.
iaazathot: That was a horrible choice of bathing suit for her. She still looks good, though.
Atomic Spunk: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dennis Rodman wrecked that shiat. It's basically a superfund site at this point.I'd remidiate her soil.
bingethinker: 40? Is that her age or her IQ?
BHShaman: It always amazes me that people who make a living by looking good go to great lengths to look good and therefore continue to look good. Then you have the Olsen Twins.
Jamdug!: Know you know where the restroom is...[fc01.deviantart.net image 725x1088]
Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 598x900]Wait.......Carmen who?/Sorry guys at this point there cannot be much tread left on that tire
teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.
laid back w/bud light: Give me a weekend with her and you'll have to duct tape the back of her head together from the force of the loads shot into her throat.
mongbiohazard: teto85: Prince changed her name, saying her real name, Tara Patrick, wasn't sexy enough.Yeah, sexy biatches would never use a name like that.[i129.photobucket.com image 450x655]
23FPB23: /DSBSo, for the longest time I had space pics from NASA as my wallpaper....shuttle shots, Hubble stuff, space walks, star fields...just kinda changed it up from time-to-time. Well, I got a nasty virus a while back that zapped my wallpaper. So, I GIS "NASA wallpaper" or the like, and this was near the top...and now, its my current wallpaper! I mean, she's hot and all, but I was after cheesecake for my desktop LOL!Wouldn't this totally burn her butt!??!?!/DSB[www.expresate.com image 730x584]
SuperSeriousMan: Carmen without makeup with bonus kitten.[www.motivationals.org image 640x573]/ fist of god// King of England
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