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(Daily Mail)   Men finally tell women: If you are heavily tattooed we're no longer watching your back   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
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2012-07-14 08:27:57 AM
It's not a closely guarded secret: some guys like them, some don't.
 
2012-07-14 08:45:48 AM
I don't mind 'em as long as they're done well by a good artist.

And if there's a lot of coverage, as long as it's not some godawful jumble of random crap that looks as if someone used her body as a scratch pad to doodle on absentmindedly while talking on the phone. Think things through before you start and coordinate that shiat so it creates some sort of overall effect.
 
2012-07-14 09:14:49 AM
British men don't like tattoos?

Good. More for me.
 
2012-07-14 10:12:31 AM
I thought men liked being told which women are easy and which aren't.

/the above comment in no way indicates that I believe that heavily-tattooed women are sluts
 
2012-07-14 10:13:34 AM
Really ladies? Beards? Beards can be flippin HOT!

Just like tats, I suppose. Some look good, some don't.
 
2012-07-14 10:20:06 AM

Earpj: Really ladies? Beards? Beards can be flippin HOT!

food traps.

FTFY

The worst date I ever had was a with a guy who got pissed when I told him that he had some food stuck in his beard.
 
2012-07-14 11:18:26 AM
Girl tats = sharp knees


/ i'll shave my beard when you lost the tats
 
2012-07-14 11:18:34 AM
Pete and REPEAT?
 
2012-07-14 11:19:42 AM
Beards are #1? Tattoos are #1? NO WAY. Bad breath and plain old assholery are #1 and #2 in my book, respectively.
 
2012-07-14 11:20:59 AM
It's a drawing. Nearly permanent, except that it gets older and uglier and distorted. Putting it on your body indicates a serious lack of judgment. It's just a freaking drawing, after all. You're going to pay the price of decades of ugly old tattoo in order to show people a drawing on your skin?

It's also basically the least creative form of self expression imaginable, which is why people who are insecure about their creativity feel the need to conform to this fad.
 
2012-07-14 11:21:36 AM
Tats aren't that big of a turn off on most parts of a woman's body, but boob area tats are a big turn off. Like as in at least as big of a turnoff as a flat chested girl.
 
2012-07-14 11:22:09 AM
Good. More heavily tattooed chicks for me :)
 
2012-07-14 11:22:12 AM

It has been observed that criminals, drug addicts, sex perverts and social outlaws are the overwhelming majority of the tattooed. Hard rock bands sport sick and lewd tattoos. Gangs encourage tattoos to instill a sense of 'belonging'. Tattoos carry a streak of aggression and anti-establishmentarianism and are subversive of morality.

Death (inclusive of skulls, snakes, demons, flames) and pornography (lewd pictures, nude figures) are popular themes of tattoos. Psychologists have considered tattoos to be marks of personality disorder which is manifested later in criminal behavior.

Low self-esteem, lack of self-control, sadomasochism, bondage, fetishism, bisexuality, antisocial personality, mania and bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia - are reflected in self-inflicted multiple tattoos. Studies have linked tattoos to homosexuality, lesbianism and gross sexual perversion.

 
2012-07-14 11:22:14 AM
Fark female smokers.

Filthiest habit around.
 
2012-07-14 11:23:01 AM

St_Francis_P: It's not a closely guarded secret: some guys like them, some don't.


This, and put me in the "don't" category.

Small tattoos I'm ok with, arm-sleeve or very noticeable? I'm out.
 
2012-07-14 11:23:26 AM
I'm glad I resisted the tattoo-craving phase and stuck with piercings instead.
/much easier to remove
 
2012-07-14 11:23:28 AM
Tats don't really bother me. It's piercings other than the standard ear piercing (meaning huge gauge ones bother me as well) that I can't stand.
 
2012-07-14 11:24:34 AM

blacksharpiemarker: Fark female smokers.

Filthiest habit around.


What, you mean the feeling of licking an ashtray while making out doesn't turn you on?
 
2012-07-14 11:25:02 AM
Fark can be re-designed every 2 or 3 months but can a repeat get caught before being greened?

Apparently not.
 
2012-07-14 11:25:55 AM

Klivian: It's piercings other than the standard ear piercing


Personally, I think there is nothing hotter than pierced nipples... particularly if only one is done.
 
2012-07-14 11:26:30 AM
I like how the picture of the facial piercing pic showes Rooney Mara, yet they call her Noomi Rapace. Fact check much?
 
2012-07-14 11:27:16 AM

"Metal mouth: Noomi Rapace had a face full of piercings for her role in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but 10 per cent of men find excessive body piercings on women a turn-off"


Obviously the Daily Mail denies there was ever an American version of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" starring Rooney Mara.


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
2012-07-14 11:27:25 AM
Lydia the tattooed lady-
-
(la la la la la la)

Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia the tattooed lady
She has eyes that men adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
Lydia, the queen of tattoo
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus, too
And proudly above waves the red, white and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia

(la la la la la la)

When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world
If you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington crossing the Delaware

(la la la la la la)
(la la la la la la)

Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia the tattooed lady
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
Lydia, the queen of tattoo
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz
With a view of Niagara that nobody has
And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz
You can learn a lot from Lydia

(la la la la la la)
(la la la la la la)

Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here's Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on

(la la la la la la)
(la la la la la la)

Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia
Lydia, the queen of them all
She once swept an admiral clean off his feet
The ships on her hips made her heart skip a beat
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia

I said Lydia
He said Lydia
I said Lydia
He said Lydia
Ole!
 
2012-07-14 11:27:59 AM

DaveX: Klivian: It's piercings other than the standard ear piercing

Personally, I think there is nothing hotter than pierced nipples... particularly if only one is done.


You can have Little Miss Cenobite, I'm good.
 
2012-07-14 11:28:04 AM

Secret Agent X23: I don't mind 'em as long as they're done well by a good artist.

And if there's a lot of coverage, as long as it's not some godawful jumble of random crap that looks as if someone used her body as a scratch pad to doodle on absentmindedly while talking on the phone. Think things through before you start and coordinate that shiat so it creates some sort of overall effect.


What if they're done well by a bad artist?
 
2012-07-14 11:28:17 AM
I have to admit that tattoos are a big turn-off for me. Also facial piercings. It all disrupts the natural smooth shape and flow of a healthy looking woman.

Not that I'm adamantly against them, I just don't find them attractive.
 
2012-07-14 11:28:36 AM

skinink: It has been observed that criminals, drug addicts, sex perverts and social outlaws are the overwhelming majority of the tattooed. Hard rock bands sport sick and lewd tattoos. Gangs encourage tattoos to instill a sense of 'belonging'. Tattoos carry a streak of aggression and anti-establishmentarianism and are subversive of morality. Death (inclusive of skulls, snakes, demons, flames) and pornography (lewd pictures, nude figures) are popular themes of tattoos. Psychologists have considered tattoos to be marks of personality disorder which is manifested later in criminal behavior. Low self-esteem, lack of self-control, sadomasochism, bondage, fetishism, bisexuality, antisocial personality, mania and bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia - are reflected in self-inflicted multiple tattoos. Studies have linked tattoos to homosexuality, lesbianism and gross sexual perversion.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-14 11:28:41 AM
remarkablewrinklies.com

/hot like the last month in most of the US
 
2012-07-14 11:28:47 AM
Tats and piercings are immediate, irreversable turn-offs for me.
 
2012-07-14 11:28:53 AM

skinink: It has been observed that criminals, drug addicts, sex perverts and social outlaws are the overwhelming majority of the tattooed. Hard rock bands sport sick and lewd tattoos. Gangs encourage tattoos to instill a sense of 'belonging'. Tattoos carry a streak of aggression and anti-establishmentarianism and are subversive of morality. Death (inclusive of skulls, snakes, demons, flames) and pornography (lewd pictures, nude figures) are popular themes of tattoos. Psychologists have considered tattoos to be marks of personality disorder which is manifested later in criminal behavior. Low self-esteem, lack of self-control, sadomasochism, bondage, fetishism, bisexuality, antisocial personality, mania and bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia - are reflected in self-inflicted multiple tattoos. Studies have linked tattoos to homosexuality, lesbianism and gross sexual perversion.


The 1880s, however, were a long time ago. Now tattoos are what denizens of the suburbs get to try to make themselves interesting.
 
2012-07-14 11:29:07 AM
The ex-wife has full sleeves. Slight majority of girlfriends had multiple tattoos. I guess I just don't care that much one way or the other. What's really important is that they fark on the first date.
 
2012-07-14 11:29:31 AM
Boob

Oldiron_79: ...boob area tats are a big turn off. Like as in at least as big of a turnoff as a flat chested girl.


How about this:

(pic from yesterday's thread of that flat chested Cyrus kid whose chest is completely covered in tats. Not Miley, either; the one brother.jpg)
 
2012-07-14 11:29:58 AM

Rwa2play: St_Francis_P: It's not a closely guarded secret: some guys like them, some don't.

This, and put me in the "don't" category.

Small tattoos I'm ok with, arm-sleeve or very noticeable? I'm out.


I'm the opposite - most women who have small tattoos have kinda shiatty tattoos, like a name, or a poorly drawn flower, or a dragonfly or something. That's a huge turn-off for me.
 
2012-07-14 11:30:34 AM
except of course when the tats are on the small of the back and I can see that, then I watching and wanting...
 
2012-07-14 11:30:42 AM

skinink


Obviously the Daily Mail denies there was ever an American version of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" starring Rooney Mara.


The bowl cut is probably the most off-putting part of that picture.
 
2012-07-14 11:31:02 AM

shotglasss: /hot like the last month in most of the US


The fat old lady in that cartoon would be SO hot without all those faded tattoos, or something.
 
2012-07-14 11:31:20 AM

Lorelle: I thought men liked being told which women are easy and which aren't.

/the above comment in no way indicates that I believe that heavily-tattooed women are sluts


Im with you. Just because Ive never met one who wasnt a loony slut does not mean that they dont exist.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:08 AM
I dont have tats on gals but I have never seen a tat on a pretty girl that made me say...wow she is so much sexier with that tat than she would be without. I will say using my ability to judge others by what they post on facebook. Gals who promote their love of tattoos are batshat crazy.

/i am fully aware most women do not care about my opinion.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:08 AM

skinink: It has been observed that criminals, drug addicts, sex perverts and social outlaws are the overwhelming majority of the tattooed. Hard rock bands sport sick and lewd tattoos. Gangs encourage tattoos to instill a sense of 'belonging'. Tattoos carry a streak of aggression and anti-establishmentarianism and are subversive of morality. Death (inclusive of skulls, snakes, demons, flames) and pornography (lewd pictures, nude figures) are popular themes of tattoos. Psychologists have considered tattoos to be marks of personality disorder which is manifested later in criminal behavior. Low self-esteem, lack of self-control, sadomasochism, bondage, fetishism, bisexuality, antisocial personality, mania and bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia - are reflected in self-inflicted multiple tattoos. Studies have linked tattoos to homosexuality, lesbianism and gross sexual perversion.


Did you just travel from a psychology convention in 1949?
 
2012-07-14 11:32:38 AM
Repeat.

Also, tattoos are #1 because 37% of men found them unattractive. Meaning that 63% don't feel that way. Including me.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:39 AM
I never understood the infatuation for this physical mutilation. Something temporary , fine but permanent ? Really?
 
2012-07-14 11:32:40 AM
The problem is that the majority of tattoos are god awful. The majority of you are fashion victims with a permanent stamp that shows you did whatever everyone else was doing. Tramp stamps, suns, butterflies, tribals, quotes, birds, stars, dragonflies... And even when you say it's unique it's not. Get a damn personality and stop trying to buy it.

I know. You're different. I'm a hater.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:52 AM

John Buck 41: Fark can be re-designed every 2 or 3 months but can a repeat get caught before being greened?
Apparently not.


No one posted pictures of their own ugly-ass tattoos in the other thread. It needs another round.
 
2012-07-14 11:33:26 AM
Not all people with tattoos are assholes, but all assholes have tattoos.
 
2012-07-14 11:34:17 AM
Katie Holmes no longer appears to like being a beard. Does that count?
 
2012-07-14 11:34:26 AM

bugontherug: Secret Agent X23: I don't mind 'em as long as they're done well by a good artist.

And if there's a lot of coverage, as long as it's not some godawful jumble of random crap that looks as if someone used her body as a scratch pad to doodle on absentmindedly while talking on the phone. Think things through before you start and coordinate that shiat so it creates some sort of overall effect.

What if they're done well by a bad artist?


Oh, wow. In that case, I'll go with this:

forgotmydamnusername: What's really important is that they fark on the first date.

 
2012-07-14 11:35:58 AM
Whenever I see somebody with a Maori tribal tattoo, or Chinese characters on their neck, I know I'm looking at a truly worthless person. (Unless the person is a Maori tribesman or Chinese.)
 
2012-07-14 11:36:24 AM
I couldn't care less if someone has a beard or a tattoo. Are you an asshole? That's #1. Smoking is #2 or 3. Can be interchangeable with whether or not one is kind to animals.

People who just base people on looks are missing out on some seriously awesome people. I understand that physical attraction is important, but looks fade. Asshole/biatch is forever. (usually)
 
2012-07-14 11:36:55 AM
Just change the tag.

img1.fark.net
 
2012-07-14 11:37:15 AM
Nothing worse than seeing a good looking woman and then seeing she has an awful tattoo. Or a ring in her nose. I guess to each their own but a major turnoff for me.
 
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