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2012-07-14 08:48:07 AM  
10 votes:
Volunteers passed around cups of water but some people didn't take them, he said.

They were waiting for Obama to turn it into wine.
2012-07-14 09:15:38 AM  
5 votes:
The first time I smelled Mitt Romney's Aqua Velva I jizzed in my pants and Newt Gingrich caught me as I fell in his tender, soft embrace. Sarah Palin then whispers in my ear, "happens to me all the time." It was beautiful.
2012-07-14 09:51:20 AM  
4 votes:
i.usatoday.net
"O" faces for Romney.
2012-07-14 09:37:52 AM  
4 votes:
I voted for Obama once and I'm going to do it again.

But if the heat index is over 110 he can send me his Secret Kenyan Mind Control Rays through the mail. At that temperature you'd have a hard time getting me to go to "Kate Beckinsale's 'How to Change Bikinis' - A Hands-On Seminar" even if I had a sash on reading Chief Judge.
2012-07-14 09:18:45 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-14 04:58:42 PM  
3 votes:

3_Butt_Cheeks: ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..

Thank you for demonstrating to the group what a beacon of hope you are.

P.S. I clicked twice, once for you my principled friend.


I made a donation to Acorn in your name.
2012-07-14 02:28:12 PM  
3 votes:
i.usatoday.net

"I do" "I do" "I do"
2012-07-14 11:38:34 AM  
3 votes:

missiv: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]
"O" faces for Romney.


There is a motherfarking lord of time up in the background of this biatch.
2012-07-14 10:14:31 AM  
3 votes:
Bullshiat. We all know they were fainting for the Decemberists.
2012-07-14 08:41:57 AM  
3 votes:
primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk

"Let me know when they're still throwing panties on stage when your my age, Son."
2012-07-14 06:40:24 PM  
2 votes:

3_Butt_Cheeks: ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..

Thank you for demonstrating to the group what a beacon of hope you are.

P.S. I clicked twice, once for you my principled friend.


I just arranged to have you posthumously baptized as a Mormon when you die, my principled friend.
2012-07-14 01:51:24 PM  
2 votes:

ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..


Look at it this way. If you have an adblocker on, you're actually costing *them* money.

Click on the page, laugh at the derp, hit shift+refresh a few times on your way out.
2012-07-14 11:13:14 AM  
2 votes:
Even Romney passed out at this speech. After his technicians installed more cooling fans in him and he was fine.
2012-07-14 09:47:49 AM  
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama's supporters are unhinged and unstable and too stupid to drink water on a hot day.


tenpoundsofcheese world:

Liberals: Hey global warming is hard science, let's see if we can curb it.
Conservatives: NO! It's not real science, a blogger told me so.
Liberals: Yeah so that's nice, but let's put an end to our contributions to AGW all the same.
Conservatives: You think I can drag a black man to death behind a Prius? LOL! Loony libs!
Liberals: So it's really hot now, think I'll just pass out.
Conservatives: OMG YOU'RE SO UNHINGED PASSING OUT FROM THE HEAT LIKE THAT! EVERYBODY KNOWS THE PLANET IS IN A COOLING STAGE!
2012-07-14 09:16:42 AM  
2 votes:
SPIN: "Obama's speech, like his healthcare plan, is killing people."
2012-07-14 08:00:03 AM  
2 votes:
www.conservativedailynews.com
2012-07-14 06:45:45 PM  
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Dr. Mojo PhD: whidbey: Well he is "the One."

Right, Fark Independents™? Don't you feel dumb now for picking that one up and running with it

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

It never gets old.

That magazine cover is the trump card for every conservative pundit who trots out the "Messiah" bullshiat.


You think they care about reality? It's just funny inducing cognitive dissonance in them.

Look at this Mitt Romney: "I wasn't in charge of Bain Capital from 1999 to 2002" shiat.

These people look at SEC filings saying he's the sole shareholder, the CEO, the president, the chairman of the board, the controlling person, see SEC filings with him signing off on Bain activities, and hear him say he went back for Bain-related business.

Then they say he's telling the truth. Now, if Obama had done this, they'd be screaming that he's a liar (hell, they scream that he's a liar because SCOTUS decided the PPACA penalty was allowable under the tax code, meaning it's a tax, meaning Obama somehow magically knew this, so he's a liar.

Some guy writes that Obama was born in Kenya for a never-ran proof, Obama produces a B/C that says doctors personally witnessed him come out of his mother's vagina in Hawaii, and they assume that a third-party editor with a proof is telling the truth and Obama is lying.

What in the actual fark? These people seriously have no shame. There's no "trump card" you can play with them, because they will never, ever concede.

What's even funnier is that they'll defend themselves vociferously, and then they'll find some Democrat did something bad (which, in some cases, they undeniably do, like Rod Blagojevich). If there was a scoreboard administered by God, it would be like two billion to one. Then they'll seriously try to claim they're saints.

What's worse is that it is, of course, a pattern of behaviour -- this invariably happens every farking time with them (until the proverbial stopped clocked, in which case they gloat as if they haven't lost the other two billion times). It seems that they seriously believe if they present an entire alternate reality, it carries as much weight as what happens on Planet Earth. And because they've committed to it, they keep lying.

It's a predictable series of events, anyway: It's a like a guy who murders somebody. Murder's wrong, of course, but he probably got a black market firearm to do it, lied about it to the police, lied about it under oath, and now that he's committed to it may as well kill again to keep from getting caught. Conservatives behave exactly like this -- they just keep digging and digging because conceding would be a loss -- and they have a lot to concede.

So no, there really is no trump card. They're just like a behaviour or personality disorder on a sociological scale. It's just seriously a lot of fun to get them riled up.
2012-07-14 05:09:20 PM  
1 votes:

3_Butt_Cheeks: ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..

Thank you for demonstrating to the group what a beacon of hope you are.

P.S. I clicked twice, once for you my principled friend.


I sacrificed a conservative baby in your name.
2012-07-14 05:00:06 PM  
1 votes:

3_Butt_Cheeks: ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..

Thank you for demonstrating to the group what a beacon of hope you are.

P.S. I clicked twice, once for you my principled friend.


I guess that means Bill Kristol will have to fark you now, you noble conservative patriot warrior.
2012-07-14 04:06:53 PM  
1 votes:

whidbey: Well he is "the One."

Right, Fark Independents™? Don't you feel dumb now for picking that one up and running with it


i.imgur.com

It never gets old.
2012-07-14 03:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.


Also that they were handing out water and people didn't want to take it. And that once one person passes out, you'll get large numbers of people nearby having sympathy faints.

The takeaway from this being that you can't stand around in 105 degree heat not drinking water without some minor repercussions. I expect that the faux-outrage is going to be OBAMA FORCES PEOPLE TO DEHYDRATE.
2012-07-14 03:01:16 PM  
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: say what you want. the last two ads put out by the Obama campaign are devastating.

here's the last one.


Not to distract from the visual one-two punch of Mitt belting out "AMERICA!" as a Swiss flag waves, but does he actually sing "God shed his grapes on thee"?

Because it really, really sounds like grapes.
2012-07-14 02:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Can someone tell me why Tom Baker is in this photo?


I thought the scarf looked lonely.
2012-07-14 02:42:09 PM  
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-07-14 01:51:25 PM  
1 votes:

LarryDan43: The National Weather Service has confirmed that Roanoke's high temperature on Friday was 104 degrees, 1 degree hotter than what had previously been reported.

That ties Friday with June 30, 1936, for hottest June temperature on record. It is also only 1 degree cooler than Roanoke's all-time record high temperature of 105, set on July 10, 1936, Aug. 5, 1930 and Aug. 21, 1983.

"It was warm out"


Mad dogs, Englishmen and, now, Obama supporters aren't smart enough to keep out of the midday sun.
2012-07-14 01:33:45 PM  
1 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese:0bama's supp0rters are unhinged and unstable and t00 stupid t0 drink water 0n a h0t day. Paging Ric Romer0, there is a st0ry here.
2012-07-14 01:12:45 PM  
1 votes:

BSABSVR: Ithat's it, I'm voting high desert.


That's it, I'm voting high. Dessert!
2012-07-14 12:47:56 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [www.fairfaxunderground.com image 300x225]


Why do you freeload off of other people's servers? Get your own damn bootstraps, welfare leech.
2012-07-14 12:28:40 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: [www.fairfaxunderground.com image 300x225]


Nice job.
2012-07-14 12:24:32 PM  
1 votes:
If I've told him once I've told a hundred times don't Sing Al Green in public when it's hot out.

Just don't so it.
2012-07-14 11:08:55 AM  
1 votes:

"I don't know who you think you are but before the day is through, I wanna do bad things with you."


www.conservativedailynews.com

2012-07-14 10:54:06 AM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..

that's dumb

misogynist hatred is dumb. I agree.


Calling out misogynists from the party that brought you the all male committee on woman birth control
2012-07-14 10:23:37 AM  
1 votes:
i43.photobucket.com
2012-07-14 09:44:47 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: Romney's team try to cover it up when people pass out at his speeches.


Would that be from
a. fainting
b. being overcome by the spirit
c. being bored to near death and just falling asleep
d. over emotion from suddenly realizing they are stuck with Romney
2012-07-14 09:29:25 AM  
1 votes:
It's now clear that Obama is a Psionic Kenyan Superbeast sent here to give our women massive orgasms while speaking.

When will his blood lust end?!
2012-07-14 09:23:26 AM  
1 votes:

bonefish: The first time I smelled Mitt Romney's Aqua Velva I jizzed in my pants and Newt Gingrich caught me as I fell in his tender, soft embrace. Sarah Palin then whispers in my ear, "happens to me all the time." It was beautiful.


Please pick up your intertubes at the door on the way out...
2012-07-14 09:15:37 AM  
1 votes:

Pathman: Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.

seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama


Just wait. My money's on a "Does Obama have a secret weather machine?" headline on Fox Nation.
2012-07-14 09:00:19 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: Romney's team try to cover it up when people pass out at his speeches.


Not so much passing out as passing on... That's a hazard of Romney supporter's demographics.
2012-07-14 08:45:26 AM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.


seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama
2012-07-14 08:43:33 AM  
1 votes:
The National Weather Service has confirmed that Roanoke's high temperature on Friday was 104 degrees, 1 degree hotter than what had previously been reported.

That ties Friday with June 30, 1936, for hottest June temperature on record. It is also only 1 degree cooler than Roanoke's all-time record high temperature of 105, set on July 10, 1936, Aug. 5, 1930 and Aug. 21, 1983.

"It was warm out"
2012-07-14 08:41:22 AM  
1 votes:
yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.
 
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