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2012-07-14 08:00:03 AM
www.conservativedailynews.com
 
2012-07-14 08:38:12 AM
smooooooooooooooooooove
 
2012-07-14 08:41:22 AM
yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.
 
2012-07-14 08:41:57 AM
primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk

"Let me know when they're still throwing panties on stage when your my age, Son."
 
2012-07-14 08:43:14 AM
Not clicking Weekly Standard..
 
2012-07-14 08:43:33 AM
The National Weather Service has confirmed that Roanoke's high temperature on Friday was 104 degrees, 1 degree hotter than what had previously been reported.

That ties Friday with June 30, 1936, for hottest June temperature on record. It is also only 1 degree cooler than Roanoke's all-time record high temperature of 105, set on July 10, 1936, Aug. 5, 1930 and Aug. 21, 1983.

"It was warm out"
 
2012-07-14 08:43:42 AM

ComicBookGuy: Not clicking Weekly Standard..


Same here.
 
2012-07-14 08:45:26 AM

Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.


seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama
 
2012-07-14 08:48:07 AM
Volunteers passed around cups of water but some people didn't take them, he said.

They were waiting for Obama to turn it into wine.
 
2012-07-14 08:55:05 AM
Romney's team try to cover it up when people pass out at his speeches.
 
2012-07-14 09:00:19 AM

badhatharry: Romney's team try to cover it up when people pass out at his speeches.


Not so much passing out as passing on... That's a hazard of Romney supporter's demographics.
 
2012-07-14 09:07:07 AM
The Obama Effect in full effect.

Things are getting weird.
 
2012-07-14 09:10:05 AM

Pathman: Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.

seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama


Yet.
 
2012-07-14 09:13:17 AM
I've never understood this particular narrative that the Weekly Standard seems to be pushing here.

"Obama's a celebrity! People who aren't interested in politics show up to his speeches, and get excited! So vote Republican!"
 
2012-07-14 09:13:34 AM

Pathman: Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.

seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama


Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.
 
2012-07-14 09:13:35 AM
This is the ostensible south, is it not? Pearl clutching, and fainting couches were developed there.
Not news. Just another day in Jesusland.
 
2012-07-14 09:15:37 AM

Pathman: Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.

seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama


Just wait. My money's on a "Does Obama have a secret weather machine?" headline on Fox Nation.
 
2012-07-14 09:15:38 AM
The first time I smelled Mitt Romney's Aqua Velva I jizzed in my pants and Newt Gingrich caught me as I fell in his tender, soft embrace. Sarah Palin then whispers in my ear, "happens to me all the time." It was beautiful.
 
2012-07-14 09:16:42 AM
SPIN: "Obama's speech, like his healthcare plan, is killing people."
 
2012-07-14 09:17:12 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Just wait. My money's on a "Does Obama have a secret weather machine?" headline on Fox Nation.


I, personally, believe he is an alien with the telepathic ability to make people faint.
 
2012-07-14 09:18:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-14 09:23:26 AM

bonefish: The first time I smelled Mitt Romney's Aqua Velva I jizzed in my pants and Newt Gingrich caught me as I fell in his tender, soft embrace. Sarah Palin then whispers in my ear, "happens to me all the time." It was beautiful.


Please pick up your intertubes at the door on the way out...
 
2012-07-14 09:24:36 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Pathman: Linux_Yes: yea, don't forget to mention it was "warm" out.

republican Orwellian speak for "hot as hell".


nice try, though.

seriously - unclench. i don't think anyone is actually blaming this on Obama

Just wait. My money's on a "Does Obama have a secret weather machine?" headline on Fox Nation.


He stole Cheney's.
 
2012-07-14 09:27:18 AM
And, just in case his current alt shows up today:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 09:29:25 AM
It's now clear that Obama is a Psionic Kenyan Superbeast sent here to give our women massive orgasms while speaking.

When will his blood lust end?!
 
2012-07-14 09:35:58 AM
0bama's supporters are unhinged and unstable and too stupid to drink water on a hot day. Paging Ric Romero, there is a story here.
 
2012-07-14 09:36:58 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And, just in case his current alt shows up today:

[img.photobucket.com image 220x288]


whaaa? that's where phil her up comes from?!?
 
2012-07-14 09:37:52 AM
I voted for Obama once and I'm going to do it again.

But if the heat index is over 110 he can send me his Secret Kenyan Mind Control Rays through the mail. At that temperature you'd have a hard time getting me to go to "Kate Beckinsale's 'How to Change Bikinis' - A Hands-On Seminar" even if I had a sash on reading Chief Judge.
 
2012-07-14 09:40:10 AM

Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.


yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-14 09:44:47 AM

badhatharry: Romney's team try to cover it up when people pass out at his speeches.


Would that be from
a. fainting
b. being overcome by the spirit
c. being bored to near death and just falling asleep
d. over emotion from suddenly realizing they are stuck with Romney
 
2012-07-14 09:47:49 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama's supporters are unhinged and unstable and too stupid to drink water on a hot day.


tenpoundsofcheese world:

Liberals: Hey global warming is hard science, let's see if we can curb it.
Conservatives: NO! It's not real science, a blogger told me so.
Liberals: Yeah so that's nice, but let's put an end to our contributions to AGW all the same.
Conservatives: You think I can drag a black man to death behind a Prius? LOL! Loony libs!
Liberals: So it's really hot now, think I'll just pass out.
Conservatives: OMG YOU'RE SO UNHINGED PASSING OUT FROM THE HEAT LIKE THAT! EVERYBODY KNOWS THE PLANET IS IN A COOLING STAGE!
 
2012-07-14 09:47:59 AM

Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]


oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..
 
2012-07-14 09:50:08 AM

b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 400x261]


Aren't you breaking message showing hot Democrats, I thought only Republicans had attractive women?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-14 09:51:20 AM
i.usatoday.net
"O" faces for Romney.
 
2012-07-14 09:52:11 AM

LarryDan43: Volunteers passed around cups of water but some people didn't take them, he said.

They were waiting for Obama to turn it into wine.


See, THIS is a dig done right. I support Obama, but that was funny as hell.
 
2012-07-14 09:52:47 AM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Use your powers for good instead of evil.
 
2012-07-14 10:03:33 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..


that's dumb
 
2012-07-14 10:04:42 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I voted for Obama once and I'm going to do it again.

But if the heat index is over 110 he can send me his Secret Kenyan Mind Control Rays through the mail. At that temperature you'd have a hard time getting me to go to "Kate Beckinsale's 'How to Change Bikinis' - A Hands-On Seminar" even if I had a sash on reading Chief Judge.


You know how I know you're gay?

/That could have that contest on the surface of the sun and I'd show up.
 
2012-07-14 10:09:13 AM
http://www.mittromney.com/jobs

You can't make this stuff up.
 
2012-07-14 10:14:31 AM
Bullshiat. We all know they were fainting for the Decemberists.
 
2012-07-14 10:23:37 AM
i43.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 10:25:10 AM

farkityfarker: http://www.mittromney.com/jobs

You can't make this stuff up.


Apparently, you can.
 
2012-07-14 10:29:52 AM

farkityfarker: http://www.mittromney.com/jobs

You can't make this stuff up.



When he refers to me as "Human Capital" I just get all warm and fuzzy stabby.
 
2012-07-14 10:44:44 AM

Pathman: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..

that's dumb


misogynist hatred is dumb. I agree.
 
2012-07-14 10:54:06 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..

that's dumb

misogynist hatred is dumb. I agree.


Calling out misogynists from the party that brought you the all male committee on woman birth control
 
2012-07-14 10:56:08 AM

More_Like_A_Stain: farkityfarker: http://www.mittromney.com/jobs

You can't make this stuff up.

Apparently, you can.


it's basically doubling down on the same shiat that got us to where we are now.
more outsourcing
less regulation
less taxes on the rich
 
2012-07-14 10:58:33 AM
"The crowd of 3,000-plus was packed tightly into the 4-block area.."

Trying to imagine Romney supporters getting excited enough to do something like this....not succeeding.
 
2012-07-14 10:59:30 AM

Hobodeluxe: it's basically doubling down on the same shiat that got us to where we are now.
more outsourcing
less regulation
less taxes on the rich


It failed last time because it wasn't Mormony enough.
 
2012-07-14 11:05:36 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..

that's dumb

misogynist hatred is dumb. I agree.


i'm sorry if you find the colloquial term "chick" offensive but in my opinion it's merely the counterpart to the word dude.

the claim that i am misogynistic or hateful is completely unsubstantiated and unfounded. at worst i'm just ignorant.

but based on the Palin quip i suspect that this is an issue of partisan bias rather than championing the plight of women.
 
2012-07-14 11:05:42 AM

Summoner101: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: tenpoundsofcheese: Pathman: Larry Mahnken: Nobody is blaming Obama. But yes, there are people saying that Obama supporters are unhinged and swooning at the sight of him.

yep, that seems like a nice representative sample of how the right views the left.
kind of like how this chick represents how the left views the right

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 330x247]

oh look another Fark Misogynist
go ahead, now double down and attack Palin..

that's dumb

misogynist hatred is dumb. I agree.

Calling out misogynists from the party that brought you the all male committee on woman birth control


wut? I am not a member of the republican party.
 
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