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(CafeMom)   America is going to vote for Mitt Romney because Taylor Swift made $57 million last year. No, seriously. That's the actual argument   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 27
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2012-07-14 09:08:58 AM
6 votes:
I'm trying to imagine a forced compound word more gruesome than "Mommy-Blogger-Patriot" and am coming up short.

"Trans-Rectal-Recliner?" Nope.
"Intra-Eyeball-Drillbit?" Nope.
"Doorless-Buddy-Booth?" Nope.
"James-Belushi-Writing-and-Starring?" Mayyyybe.
2012-07-14 09:54:40 AM
5 votes:
FTFA:What do you think of Taylor's #1 spot?

I imagine it's quite tight and tender. As is her #2 spot.


/I'll be in my bunk
2012-07-14 09:27:51 AM
5 votes:
grokca: 12349876: The success of Justin Beiber means we're going to unify with Canada.

We don't want you.


Too bad. Just lie back and think of England.
2012-07-14 09:06:20 AM
3 votes:
Also Adele has the number one album of 2012 so the US will vote to bring back the queen
2012-07-14 11:14:13 AM
2 votes:
LectertheChef: The blogging blogger person really should have done some research. So far, pretty much all of Taylor Swift's connections with the political world have been with Democrats. She was really happy that Obama was elected President, hangs out with Ethel Kennedy, and was involved in some project to get out the woman vote. And we all know who women tend to vote for.

Taylor Swift's not exactly a political firebrand, but what evidence exists doesn't bode well for the conservatives who fantasize about her being one of them.


I don't recall the song "He's a jerk but since Jesus loves him, I'll learn to love him too" either.
2012-07-14 09:56:32 AM
2 votes:
snowshovel: I know someone who is connected to the Nashville music scene, and a few years ago he was showing us pictuces from a photoshoot of the next big star Nashville was going to be pushing (which turned out to be Taylor Swift)...and the pictures were of her (about 15 years old at the time, I think) inappropriately writhing around on a pool table. We were pretty aghast that the photographer was asking this of a 15 year old girl.

So, yeah, that's the clean, squeaky image I have of her.

/// I know, pics, or it didn't happen....sorry.


A ghast? TURN UNDEAD!
2012-07-14 09:40:22 AM
2 votes:
You all know that Taylor Swift is a resident of /b/ on 4chan, right?
2012-07-14 08:34:23 AM
2 votes:
What I got from this piece is only sluts and weirdos vote Democrat. While nice, decent girls vote Republican.

So, vote Republican or else you're a freaky, lesbian whore.

/sigh...guess that means I am gay now.
//Let me get the body glitter and the bullwhip.
2012-07-14 03:35:59 PM
1 votes:
img52.imageshack.us
Loooooooooooooooooser!!!
2012-07-14 03:08:54 PM
1 votes:
Rich Cream: Who is Taylor Swift and why should I care about him?

Didn't Charleston Heston play him in "Planet of the Apes"?
2012-07-14 12:45:56 PM
1 votes:
MisterLoki: Why don't we talk about this bludgeoning instead?

That ad could backfire horribly for Obama. He's making people listen to Mitt sing. That's just mean.
2012-07-14 12:15:02 PM
1 votes:
Why don't we talk about this bludgeoning instead?
2012-07-14 11:07:13 AM
1 votes:
jso2897: Rich Cream: Who is Taylor Swift and why should I care about him?

He had that big hit "Fire and Rain" back in the seventies.



"Tell me, who hasn't seen fire and rain?" lol


www.weedfarm.com

/Jim Carey and Ali McGraw. Who knew?
2012-07-14 11:02:31 AM
1 votes:
Rich Cream: Who is Taylor Swift and why should I care about him?

He had that big hit "Fire and Rain" back in the seventies.
2012-07-14 10:50:03 AM
1 votes:
The blogging blogger person really should have done some research. So far, pretty much all of Taylor Swift's connections with the political world have been with Democrats. She was really happy that Obama was elected President, hangs out with Ethel Kennedy, and was involved in some project to get out the woman vote. And we all know who women tend to vote for.

Taylor Swift's not exactly a political firebrand, but what evidence exists doesn't bode well for the conservatives who fantasize about her being one of them.
2012-07-14 10:43:13 AM
1 votes:
In other pulled-out-of-someone's-ass political analysis, Kim Kardashian just got a parking ticket...Link

Therefore, Snooki is automatically president, Justin Bieber gets the Congressional Medal of Honor, and the national anthem will be changed to Rebecca Black's "Friday".
2012-07-14 10:33:48 AM
1 votes:
Who is Taylor Swift and why should I care about him?
2012-07-14 10:27:08 AM
1 votes:
This story has reminded me that someone made a Taylor Swift songmetal, with the original vocal track
2012-07-14 10:18:51 AM
1 votes:
coeyagi: Ok, so the argument is that 57 million dollars was spent on Taylor Swift, who provides a wholesome conservative image, therefore lots of people out there are conservative.

(checks box office receipts for Ted).

54 million. In 1 weekend.

Oh, and Magic Mike made 32.9 million for a combined total of about 83 million for liberal pervasive nudity and profanity.

YOUR BLOG SUCKS, BLOGGY.


Avengers, eleventy billion dollars, and a big part of the plot is about "green energy" (and Tony's self-sustaining tower). Not to mention the blue cube (Fox News logo) turning people into mindless zombies. And the military's pretty much always wrong/in the way/trying to blow up NY while the heroes are trying to save it. Hell, they have a pinko commie Russian on their team.
2012-07-14 09:53:42 AM
1 votes:
I refuse to believe that Taylor Swift isn't secretly a kinky little minx.
2012-07-14 09:41:55 AM
1 votes:
Sock Ruh Tease: The main premise seems to be that, since inbred hicks enjoy country music, and also vote Republican, that Mitt Romney will lose the election in 2012. Did I get that right?

Our studies have found the Homo Hillbillius, the proverbial savage beast, is soothed when listening to major G, C, and F chords played with minimal electronic processing. He finds more minor sounds are confusing and enraging. This is bad news... for Obama and his funky jive.
2012-07-14 09:24:03 AM
1 votes:
12349876: The success of Justin Beiber means we're going to unify with Canada.

We don't want you.
2012-07-14 09:17:34 AM
1 votes:
The success of Justin Beiber means we're going to unify with Canada.
2012-07-14 09:14:55 AM
1 votes:
People who call themselves "patriot," always seem to have no idea what patriotism truly is.

So, this woman seems to be a inflexibly-partisan-mommy-blogger-regressive-nationalist with the attention span of a bucket of old cheese.
2012-07-14 09:06:25 AM
1 votes:
If I base my political opinions on how much money the person advocating them makes or has shouldn't I support the views of Bill Gates?
2012-07-14 08:48:11 AM
1 votes:
shigeruslist.com

I can play this game too.

Taylor Swift sells so many CDs because her trailer dwelling, wal-mart shopping fan base can't figure out how to download music. A lot of them probably don't even own one of them there computer things.

The blogger thinks Taylor supports romney because that's what she tells him in his mind while he's fantasizing about raping her.
2012-07-14 08:33:36 AM
1 votes:
Someone brought out their "Jump to Conclusions mat," I see.
 
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