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(io9)   A map of European penis sizes. Ireland doesn't like to be seen near the urinal, and France thinks it's Millton Berle   (io9.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-14 08:06:41 AM  
Huh. Never seen this before....
 
2012-07-14 09:32:42 AM  
Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.
 
2012-07-14 09:39:19 AM  
At first I thought those numbers were in inches and I got scared that I was only average.
 
2012-07-14 10:09:35 AM  

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.


SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.


Checks profile... Okay. Just checking.
 
2012-07-14 10:12:16 AM  

poe_zlaw:

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.

Checks profile... Okay. Just checking.


actually-- still not sure what's going on here.
 
2012-07-14 10:17:37 AM  
I always knew the Hungarians were dicks.
 
2012-07-14 10:18:20 AM  
All bragging aside, it's nice to know that you've got something over an ENTIRE CONTINENT.
 
2012-07-14 10:19:15 AM  
Finally, Republican research grants produce useful results even if centimeters is a communist, and therefore, confusing, unit of measure. And whar these countries?
 
2012-07-14 10:28:24 AM  
"They said you was Hungarian"
"They was right!"
 
2012-07-14 10:29:14 AM  
The Irish really are the n+ggers of Europe.
 
2012-07-14 10:31:09 AM  
Well to be sure France does have a large population of African immigrants, just saying....
 
2012-07-14 10:32:12 AM  
Nevermind. Thought I saw 17 instead of 12. Oops. On a mobile.
 
2012-07-14 10:33:46 AM  

poe_zlaw: poe_zlaw:

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.

Checks profile... Okay. Just checking.

actually-- still not sure what's going on here.


flee!
 
2012-07-14 10:37:02 AM  

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.


CSB
 
2012-07-14 10:37:04 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com

And I suppose the entire continent of Africa would be dark brown???
 
2012-07-14 10:46:10 AM  
The biggest cock I ever met was French, so.... seems legit.
 
2012-07-14 10:46:38 AM  

Earguy: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x169]

And I suppose the entire continent of Africa would be dark brown???


Here's a funny thought. Imagine what's it's got to be like to be the black guy with a small dick. Girls are always expecting them to be huge, they drop their pants and it's utter disappointment that isn't experienced by girls farking a guy of any other race. No wonder there's so many black guys in prison.
 
2012-07-14 10:47:39 AM  
TFA says this was largely from self-reported data.

Someone clearly needs to teach the irish to boast.
 
2012-07-14 10:49:15 AM  
www.gossipcop.com

"I was out of the country at the time, and that threw off the curve."
 
2012-07-14 10:50:22 AM  

Gothnet: TFA says this was largely from self-reported data.

Someone clearly needs to teach the irish to boast.


They thought they were boasting...
 
2012-07-14 10:50:26 AM  

Gothnet: TFA says this was largely from self-reported data.

Someone clearly needs to teach the irish to boast.


They were probably dealing with whiskey dick.
 
2012-07-14 10:51:23 AM  

Tainted1: Well to be sure France does have a large population of African immigrants, just saying....


Well only black Americans have larger penis because of slave owners!!!

And self reporting means zero percent accuracy, if self reporting mine is 10" long and as wide as a wine bottle. The only frame of reference I have for comparison is the German girl I dated for a bit who preferred American men since they were more "attentive". Damn that girl was hot.
 
2012-07-14 10:51:40 AM  
Twenty-three centimeters and girthy.

/Ladies?
 
2012-07-14 10:52:07 AM  

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.


CSB and thanks for sharing, but please feel free to never share again.
 
2012-07-14 10:52:29 AM  
Please tell me this map is in millimeters before I get a complex.
 
mhd
2012-07-14 10:52:47 AM  
Mean? Median? Standard deviation?

/Lives close to the Austrian border, so interpolation is on my side
 
2012-07-14 10:55:09 AM  

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.


WTF??? Were you adopted or something?
 
2012-07-14 11:01:15 AM  
Funny how the longest average countries are colored like black people and the shortest ones like chinese. Subtle yet effective.
 
2012-07-14 11:04:38 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: Please tell me this map is in millimeters before I get a complex.


Centimeters, actually. It's a map of stereotypes, so (I'm guessing) these are self-reported, in which case Britain is hilariously well-grounded -- theirs is 5.5 inches, which is indeed the lab-measured average penis size, while France claims an average cock size nearly a full inch bigger.
 
2012-07-14 11:09:11 AM  

poe_zlaw: poe_zlaw:

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian, smallest was white. I'm usually fine with average or proportional though.

Checks profile... Okay. Just checking.

actually-- still not sure what's going on here.


I think he's implying that he's the smallest guy he ever slept with so he sleeps with a brazillian partners to make up for it.
 
2012-07-14 11:11:35 AM  
I guess this means I need to go to europe and be the best hung on the continent with over 17cm
 
2012-07-14 11:14:32 AM  
xlarge.jpg?
 
2012-07-14 11:16:15 AM  
The old Irish Curse: no meat, all potatoes.
 
2012-07-14 11:17:41 AM  
 
2012-07-14 11:18:50 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: TravelingFreakshow: Please tell me this map is in millimeters before I get a complex.

Centimeters, actually. It's a map of stereotypes, so (I'm guessing) these are self-reported, in which case Britain is hilariously well-grounded -- theirs is 5.5 inches, which is indeed the lab-measured average penis size, while France claims an average cock size nearly a full inch bigger.


I'm certain that there is snark to be had regarding the length of their poles, white flags, and such... but I haven't had a full dose of the caf yet and I can't seem to formulate one. I'm going to just imagine that I've made a cutting, stereotypical reply disparaging the French, and go grab another cup.
 
2012-07-14 11:18:57 AM  
chairliftchatter.com

Oh yes! He is from France!
 
2012-07-14 11:19:59 AM  

SphericalTime: Largest guy I ever slept with was Brazillian...


Is that in microns? A brazilian inches sounds terrifying.
 
2012-07-14 11:20:07 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: [www.gossipcop.com image 300x400]

"I was out of the country at the time, and that threw off the curve."


ts1.mm.bing.net
You get that looked at?
 
2012-07-14 11:23:41 AM  
Why do you think the good lord gave the Irish the gift of gab? They are cunning linguists.
 
2012-07-14 11:24:27 AM  

res_nihil: A more global list


What I'm seeing here is that if you're a Korean man with a 2-inch cock, you're still within 1 standard deviation of mean and therefore not all that unusual.

/No wonder the Norks always seem so belligerent
 
2012-07-14 11:28:25 AM  
www.blogcdn.com
Penis length doesn't matter. It's penis length over diameter divided by circumference that matters
 
2012-07-14 11:31:40 AM  
res_nihil: A more global list

Interesting factoid on the global list there, West Africa(where the slaves most African Americans are descended from are from) does have a rather large average, The countries in East, North, and South Africa on the list had rather average to Europe.

Since Barack is half East African and half white, he probably doesn't have a very big penis.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:35 AM  
Has anyone looked at Table 1 (small image to the left in the article). Am I reading that wrong or did one study report length and circumference as being nearly the same? That table needs units as that isn't possible.
 
2012-07-14 11:34:36 AM  
I measure mine in millimeters to make seem dinosauric.
 
2012-07-14 11:37:18 AM  
Mine's 190.5. Beat that, Europe!
 
2012-07-14 11:39:45 AM  
This can easily be a measurement of who lies more. People usually says it bigger than it is during survey.
 
2012-07-14 11:41:22 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: "I was out of the country at the time, and that threw off the curve."


"Lingam" Neeson!

/amiright?
 
2012-07-14 11:49:02 AM  
On the world map of penis size I would be Micronesia. The last time I look my belly button,which is an innie was longer than my supposed outie.
 
2012-07-14 11:49:13 AM  

Zazzy: Has anyone looked at Table 1 (small image to the left in the article). Am I reading that wrong or did one study report length and circumference as being nearly the same? That table needs units as that isn't possible.


Circumference, not diameter. It's possible.
 
2012-07-14 11:50:26 AM  
until it is done by measuring one by one, I am not going to vslue any of these surveys.
 
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