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(Yahoo)   Kennedy arrested for drunk driving. No, not that one. No, not that one either. No, no, no, no, no...yes, that one   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 38
    More: Obvious, Kerry Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., traffic fatalities, Greenville, South Carolina, Mary Kennedy, Kennedy family, Doylestown, Pennsylvania, gun-running  
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2012-07-14 01:31:36 AM  
The MTV video jockey? :-(
 
2012-07-14 01:37:44 AM  
"It's not summer until a Kennedy jumps a curb."
 
2012-07-14 01:51:58 AM  
you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."
 
2012-07-14 04:18:43 AM  
You've been "X"ed!
 
2012-07-14 04:55:32 AM  
and you know who else had this problem?
 
2012-07-14 05:22:54 AM  
I bet it was George Kennedy.
 
2012-07-14 05:47:55 AM  
I was thinking Jello Biafra.
 
2012-07-14 06:16:46 AM  
Is this the skinny chick with the big head?
 
2012-07-14 06:17:17 AM  
What a splendid family the Kennedys are!

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-14 07:02:43 AM  

namatad: you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."


Do you know how I know you didn't read the headline of the article?
 
2012-07-14 07:09:49 AM  
chomper
 
2012-07-14 07:11:14 AM  
Another future Kennedy Derpocrat in training. Maybe she will find some nice young man, and drive him into the Chappaquiddick
 
2012-07-14 07:11:53 AM  

danielscissorhands: What a splendid family the Kennedys are!

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I'll see your Ted, and raise you a Laura Bush. He was punished more severely than she was...which isn't saying much.

Rich people sometimes get away with stuff, film at 11.
 
2012-07-14 07:27:46 AM  

namatad: you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."


The quote is by "a spokesman for Kennedy", not by anyone that actually has a say in this case. When you're a Kennedy, you can afford such things. Meanwhile, Kennedy's been ordered to appear July 17th; which tells me the charges didn't just disappear.

/Wish I could afford a spokesman to deny all charges leveled against me.
 
2012-07-14 07:44:41 AM  
What Lexus owner is not operating in an erratic manner?
 
2012-07-14 07:50:18 AM  
Shocking.
 
2012-07-14 07:53:19 AM  

namatad: you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."


Wait..

You do realize that you can be arrested for a crime and be proven not guilty at a later date, right?
 
2012-07-14 07:53:26 AM  

namatad: you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."


She's a Kennedy. Drunkenness is encoded in her DNA. She's what a hundred generations of Irish lushes have been training to achieve.
 
2012-07-14 07:54:24 AM  
Worst family ever.
 
2012-07-14 07:54:48 AM  
Family tradition?
 
2012-07-14 07:55:22 AM  

hlehmann: /Wish I could afford a spokesman to deny all charges leveled against me.


I deny all charges leveled against hlehmann.

There you go. And this one's free.
 
2012-07-14 08:06:25 AM  
Golf clap for the headline, subby.
 
2012-07-14 08:42:08 AM  
...except they charged her with driving while DRUGGED, not drunk...
 
2012-07-14 08:51:18 AM  

PunGent: danielscissorhands: What a splendid family the Kennedys are!

[t2.gstatic.com image 271x186]

I'll see your Ted, and raise you a Laura Bush. He was punished more severely than she was...which isn't saying much.

Rich people sometimes get away with stuff, film at 11.


Yeah, her one act counters everything ever done by the Kennedys. Keep farking that chicken.
 
2012-07-14 09:23:00 AM  

acad1228: PunGent: danielscissorhands: What a splendid family the Kennedys are!

[t2.gstatic.com image 271x186]

I'll see your Ted, and raise you a Laura Bush. He was punished more severely than she was...which isn't saying much.

Rich people sometimes get away with stuff, film at 11.

Yeah, her one act counters everything ever done by the Kennedys. Keep farking that chicken.


Not at all.

Of course, I'm not the one butthurt by something done by a dead man fifty years ago...

That chicken is all yours.
 
2012-07-14 09:38:01 AM  

danielscissorhands: What a splendid family the Kennedys are!

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One guy wrecks one car 40 yrs ago and you accuse an entire family. Okay. Tell us about great uncle that kept cats in the freezer.
 
2012-07-14 09:42:41 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: What Lexus owner is not operating in an erratic manner?


Ha! Exactly.
 
2012-07-14 10:33:34 AM  

DancingElkCondor: derp


Attention, Fark admins: "red 1" really isn't adequate for some people. We need brown among the "favorite" colors.
 
2012-07-14 10:43:52 AM  

Generation_D: One guy wrecks one car 40 yrs ago and you accuse an entire family. Okay. Tell us about great uncle that kept cats in the freezer.


No that would be the bootlegging. You can accuse the entire family of that. Bootlegging and/or benefiting from it.
 
2012-07-14 10:46:55 AM  
Kennedy.
 
2012-07-14 11:08:08 AM  
More: Obvious, Kerry Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., traffic fatalities, Greenville, South Carolina, Mary Kennedy, Kennedy family, Doylestown, Pennsylvania, gun-running

Uh so while you're fixing other things maybe work on the bot that does the tagging? Bueller? Maybe keep the last one for laughs.
 
2012-07-14 12:07:26 PM  
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RIP MR KENNEDY!............Kennedy!
 
2012-07-14 02:54:22 PM  

namatad: you know how I know you didnt read the article subby??
"Kerry Kennedy voluntarily took breathalyzer, blood and urine tests - all of which showed no drugs or alcohol whatsoever in her system. The charges were filed before the test results were available."


So you're saying the shot missed?
 
2012-07-14 04:16:33 PM  

Mark Ratner: The MTV video jockey? :-(


Came to see this.
 
2012-07-14 04:33:13 PM  
"Driving while impaired" != "Drunk Driving"

You can be arrested for driving while impaired if the cop thinks you were too tired or sick or emotional to drive. It's a LOT harder to prove, but there you go.
 
2012-07-14 10:59:20 PM  

Mugato: Generation_D: One guy wrecks one car 40 yrs ago and you accuse an entire family. Okay. Tell us about great uncle that kept cats in the freezer.

No that would be the bootlegging. You can accuse the entire family of that. Bootlegging and/or benefiting from it.


Not everyone was so fortunate to have a grandpa in selling weapons of war to the Nazis like Prescott Bush. Some families had to work their way up with Canadian hooch.
 
2012-07-15 02:02:04 AM  
What is wrong with these attention whoring weirdos? They give rich people a bad name.
 
2012-07-15 08:54:30 PM  
The Ambien Walrus strikes again.
 
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