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(Fark)   Through the years there have been a lot of changes to this site, and it never fails that some cry about it and complain. Can we have a thank you thread? Thanks for trying to make Fark even better for us. Cheers   (fark.com) divider line 44
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2012-07-13 10:45:32 PM  
14 votes:

logistic: professorkowalski: I appreciate what they do. Doesn't mean it doesn't look terrible.

It looks almost exactly the same except better on my phone. Of course, I'm not a quivering vagina, so I digress.


I have the quivering vagina. By this I mean I literally use it to hold arrows.
2012-07-13 10:27:13 PM  
5 votes:

middleoftheday: Thank you to whoever seems to come by and take away my trash when I put it outside because I don't feel like walking to the dumpster at that moment. You are the greatest, weirdest fairy ever.


Well. Now that you've called me a fairy, I'm not doing it any more.
2012-07-13 10:08:56 PM  
5 votes:
Don't ever change, Fark. Err, wait.
2012-07-13 10:25:15 PM  
4 votes:
I love the bigger font. I can practically Fark from the next room. Thank, guys!
2012-07-13 10:04:49 PM  
4 votes:
i818.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 10:01:11 PM  
4 votes:
i798.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 11:18:16 PM  
3 votes:
I'm over it. Bring back Jeff.

Thank you.
2012-07-13 10:58:33 PM  
3 votes:

Vodka Zombie: HAM!


art.penny-arcade.com

Fark design: not for critics.
2012-07-13 10:05:17 PM  
3 votes:
You've got some brown stuff on your nose, there, subby.
2012-07-14 04:39:40 AM  
2 votes:
The font is too big for farks sake, but thanks for hard work anyway. Assholes.
2012-07-14 01:38:38 AM  
2 votes:
Text is HUGE on my screen (800x600). Still I want to test other new features.


i55.tinypic.com
2012-07-14 01:11:06 AM  
2 votes:
This seems like an extravagant way for the mods to ask for BIE.
2012-07-14 01:04:12 AM  
2 votes:

someahole: hat is not how fonts work.


I fixed it. I switched to sans-serif binary on my DSL modem.

The original serif-adorned 1's were snagging on the inside of my connection, causing clogging and slow-downs. Had to send a ton of 0s to bust the clog every so often. What a pain.
2012-07-13 11:28:51 PM  
2 votes:
The bigger fonts are nice, but they're already causing my connection to slow down. The older smaller fonts went through copper much faster.
2012-07-13 10:41:16 PM  
2 votes:
Thank you Fark for not being the cowards and actually reporting the sexual abusings that you have noticed. You have taught us how some people SHOULD have been. For this you receive the highest honor of gratitude and deserve the NCAA Award of Excellence.
2012-07-13 10:04:28 PM  
2 votes:
My retort is torn between "pussy" and "kiss-ass."

/They know we appreciate them.
2012-07-14 07:46:54 PM  
1 votes:

Stephen_Falken:

Love,
Stephen


I imagine you crying, typing each word as fluids ooze out of the acne that has spread across your fat rolls, fingers quivering in righteous indignation, taped glasses slipping down the perspiration coated blackhead field you call a nose....the photograph of a girl or guy who will never care to know your name taped to the side of your monitor, barely visible through the crumpled energy drink cans and wadded stiffened tissues littering your computer area.
2012-07-14 05:10:25 AM  
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Giant Clown Shoe: Based on the decreasing participation and downward trend in number thread posts I'd say we got over it.

/by over it i mean spend more time on reddit

I haven't checked, but you might still be able to get a new username.

I think assholebrowntaint is available.


I think Thunderpipes uses that.
2012-07-14 04:43:30 AM  
1 votes:

Giant Clown Shoe: Based on the decreasing participation and downward trend in number thread posts I'd say we got over it.

/by over it i mean spend more time on reddit


I haven't checked, but you might still be able to get a new username.

I think assholebrowntaint is available.
2012-07-14 02:29:09 AM  
1 votes:
Saying thanks the only way I know how:

i1130.photobucket.com
2012-07-14 01:57:14 AM  
1 votes:
Best part, forever.
2012-07-14 01:38:07 AM  
1 votes:
bigger pictures you say?
ninjamonkey.us
2012-07-14 01:36:26 AM  
1 votes:
Weeo, I can post bigger ani-gifs

img525.imageshack.us

img267.imageshack.us
2012-07-14 01:23:23 AM  
1 votes:
Thank you to the admins, and thank you to the members... Fark member is best member
2012-07-14 01:11:44 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, thank too. I reddit know what to do without you.
2012-07-14 01:08:46 AM  
1 votes:
BTW, thanks Team Fark! Amazing what you can do when you lay off the sauce.

/but seriously, nice work.
2012-07-14 01:00:36 AM  
1 votes:

middleoftheday: Thank you to whoever seems to come by and take away my trash when I put it outside because I don't feel like walking to the dumpster at that moment. You are the greatest, weirdest fairy ever.


Unless, of course, that person is taking your trash home, carefully sifting it, constructing a shrine of personal information about you, wearing your discarded underwear on my head... *his* head....

Cos that would be creepy.
2012-07-14 12:57:25 AM  
1 votes:
ever since they changed the slogan so that morans would not be confused

i've been confused
2012-07-14 12:53:37 AM  
1 votes:
For the first time ever, I like the changes entirely and with no exception. I'd also like to express my thanks to everyone involved in working for Fark.

So when is the official announcement that Fark is being sold?
2012-07-14 12:47:57 AM  
1 votes:
Oh.
All right.

Thanks.

*wipes hands on pants*

Thanks.
2012-07-14 12:47:30 AM  
1 votes:
Hi - I'm doing a paper for Summer college and I'm trying to find information on the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia? Any help?
2012-07-14 12:18:35 AM  
1 votes:
Aww Jesus, what the fark did they fark up now?

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-07-13 11:43:37 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

"Dont'cha hate it when you get shiat on your nose? I remember when those who you wished to insert your honker into rectally wiped properly, i think its a lack of parenting that allows this to happen. I remember when i used to push my nose up Mikes butt hole, it smelled like leather and old spice, now that was a pooper. And i don't mean old dried out leather ether, but fine tanned leather with a whiff of that cream you use for piles.
And don't you just hate change? Back in my day when a uppity 'colored' person tried to run for president we just laughed out right, as we gathered for the cleansing fire of retribution..Now those were the days..And whats the deal with all these kids running around with those 'E-mail', and Web-Books? In my day..."
2012-07-13 11:42:13 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: The bigger fonts are nice, but they're already causing my connection to slow down. The older smaller fonts went through copper much faster.


Are you using 14.4 or the new fancy upgraded 28.8 bps modems?
2012-07-13 11:40:10 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: When you feel your entire future has been sold out from you and you have no way to buy it back, you tend to resent the people who sold it from you.

Well, FWIW, they sold my frikkin part of it, too

/we're allies, not enemies


Maybe. I actually had a fun idea recently to REALLY implement some socialism for people on Social Security. First, extend the retirement age until 60. Second, confiscate ALL money and ALL income from everyone over the age of 60, as of yesterday so no funny shiat can get pulled. Third, establish pool of all of this money, plus I'll throw in the current SS slush fund. Four, to each according to their needs. You get a gigantic slush fund for all people over the age of 60 to manage and live on for the rest of their lives. The rest of us can rebuild a new SS fund for when we retire at 65, and we'll have 5 years with only payouts to disabled persons to start it, and we can build a proper system.

People would flip the fark out and it would be hilarious. "What, you wanted socialism! I just made sure you really got it!"
2012-07-13 11:05:12 PM  
1 votes:
Here's my monthly thank you:

i162.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 10:58:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure I've managed to annoy the hell out of some. or perhaps all, of you who keep Fark running, and I can only offer a heart-felt "I was drunk"

/seriously, thanks to all of you. This place is my entertainment
2012-07-13 10:55:21 PM  
1 votes:
HAM!
2012-07-13 10:55:17 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: Nobody uses font this big.


Size matters. You will get over this.
2012-07-13 10:52:20 PM  
1 votes:
Oh great now the liters will all know of where I hide the arrows. I must find the new location for these. I would like to say thank you in general as I would not get through the day of work without this site for many days until I disappear again for the while only to always come back through the back door **winking winking**
2012-07-13 10:29:50 PM  
1 votes:

Mudgen: middleoftheday: Thank you to whoever seems to come by and take away my trash when I put it outside because I don't feel like walking to the dumpster at that moment. You are the greatest, weirdest fairy ever.

Well. Now that you've called me a fairy, I'm not doing it any more.


You'd prefer b*tch?
2012-07-13 10:12:19 PM  
1 votes:
You'll get over it subby.
2012-07-13 10:01:09 PM  
1 votes:
Thank you to whoever seems to come by and take away my trash when I put it outside because I don't feel like walking to the dumpster at that moment. You are the greatest, weirdest fairy ever.
2012-07-13 10:00:07 PM  
1 votes:
Thank you to you, you, and you. You know who you are.

The rest of you, try to be more like those three.
 
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