diaphoresis: I would have killed Jimmy Carter when he was a teenager.
wizden: I f*cking love cocaine.
namatad: Kill Abraham and end the 3 religions before they even start.TADANo more genocides.
PacManDreaming: wizden: I f*cking love cocaine.Actual photo of wizden:[i1222.photobucket.com image 328x257]
PacManDreaming: namatad: Kill Abraham and end the 3 religions before they even start.TADANo more genocides.Thank you, Mario, but your fallacy is in another castle.
Ooba Tooba: The one single solitary night i said i wouldn't go out, he took too much and died, leaving a wife, and 2yr old twin girls, and a distraught best friend. Had i went, i would have told him to slow down, and he would still be here. Had plans to raise our girls together. Beers, barbeque. Shot to shiat. Pills alcohol and coke do not a good mix make.
Nadie_AZ: The most impacting thing? One thing? Kill Genghis Kahn when he was a boy who had just been abandoned by his family. That'd change things ...
angrymacface: I'd stop the two puddles of goo from merging.
xanadian: Anita Bryant would've been strung up from the nearest tree. Her and Falwell. People like that have hijacked the everloving shiat out of the Republican Party, and America in general.
middleoftheday: wizden: I imagine stopping the plague and the dark ages would profoundly affect where we are now.I dunno... maybe without the cultural control aspects of the Dark Ages, we'd all be f*cking turtles by now.
Do the needful: I would use my one chance to save my granddaughter.Or I would have not invited my Dad out to dinner the night his father passed away. Instead of him stopping to see Grandpa, I invited Dad out to eat. The plan was to pick grandpa up from the physical rehab center and take him to his home the next morning. Little did any of us know that night would be his last. I feel guilty as hell since my Dad didn't get to say goodbye that one last time. In fact I would probably go back and tell all of my deceased loved ones how much they meant to me one last time. I know that isn't changing one thing in history, but hell if I had that kind of power I might as well abuse it./I am not really fun at parties lately.
doglover: Do the needful: I would use my one chance to save my granddaughter.Get out of the past, man. People die. Sometimes unexpectedly. Yesterday's gone. Tomorrow's never coming. Life is for today.
Do the needful: doglover: Do the needful: I would use my one chance to save my granddaughter.Get out of the past, man. People die. Sometimes unexpectedly. Yesterday's gone. Tomorrow's never coming. Life is for today.It's only been a week... I am sure I will be my old crusty self at some point.
Purelilac: Abort my mom.
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