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(Daily Mail)   Two men in Chinese car repair shop play "joke" on teen by sticking a high pressure air pump nozzle up his rectum. Damn near killed him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
    More: Scary, Shandong Province, Bayi Children, Du Chuanwang, Chinese, multiple organ failure, internal bleeding, chemical weapons, emergency surgery  
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2012-07-13 08:18:01 PM  
I feel really bad for laughing at this headline.

/But it was glorious!
 
2012-07-13 08:29:12 PM  
Victim's name is Wun Hung Blow ????
 
2012-07-13 08:36:07 PM  
What a shiatty thing to do to someone.
 
2012-07-13 08:47:56 PM  
ROR!
 
2012-07-13 08:53:46 PM  
Doesn't OSHA have rules about using compressed air because it can force air through your skin and cause an embolism?
 
2012-07-13 10:25:59 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Doesn't OSHA have rules about using compressed air because it can force air through your skin and cause an embolism?


Yeah, as a carpenter i can be covered in sawdust at the end of a shift, and generally use a air hose to blast the shiat off me before leaving and getting in my truck, we all do it really. Had one foreman who was a stickler for not being allowed to do that, he was routinely ignored however.

That said, I think OSHA has even less influence in China...
 
2012-07-13 11:18:31 PM  

martissimo: That said, I think OSHA has even less influence in China...


This.
 
2012-07-14 12:05:53 AM  
I was all pumped for a "Me Chinese" rhyme, but I figured that would be a pretty shiatty thing to do.
 
2012-07-14 01:34:27 AM  
Supplies!!!
 
2012-07-14 01:35:05 AM  
Should we just link all "Daily Mail" stories directly to Snopes at this point?
 
2012-07-14 01:35:56 AM  
Should have just pissed in his Coke.
 
2012-07-14 01:37:24 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Should have just pissed in his Coke.


That might have been why they were wanting to pop his rectum like a party popper.
 
2012-07-14 01:37:40 AM  
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2012-07-14 01:44:27 AM  
Auto mechanics raping customers? Huh.
 
2012-07-14 01:46:08 AM  
Funny, I just watched a CSI episode I had missed first time around, the one where Ted Danson started. The b-story was about a deer hunter who got skinned with a shop compressor.

Nicely gruesome.
 
2012-07-14 01:50:44 AM  
...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.
 
2012-07-14 01:51:52 AM  
If your idea of a prank against a fellow man involves putting something in his butt, something went wrong for you in the past that is manifesting this way. "Get his pants off! I've almost got it in there!" That shiat's not normal for anyone.
 
2012-07-14 01:52:01 AM  
Sodomy by suction. Daniel Tosh would approve of this.
 
2012-07-14 01:54:01 AM  
How far did he go when they finally popped him?
 
2012-07-14 01:54:51 AM  

Standard Deviant: If your idea of a prank against a fellow man involves putting something in his butt, something went wrong for you in the past that is manifesting this way. "Get his pants off! I've almost got it in there!" That shiat's not normal for anyone.


Well look to deigned to grace us with his presence... Mr. High-and-Mighty "I've never sodomized another man with an inanimate object". How's the view from high up top of your Ivory tower, your Majesty???
 
2012-07-14 01:56:38 AM  
Didn't something similar happen in The Mask?

(The one with Jim Carrey as the green masked dude, not the Cher tear-fest)
 
2012-07-14 02:01:44 AM  
Here's one from last year (also a Daily Mail link).

Worker ballooned after high-pressure air hose 'accidentally lodged in his backside'

i.dailymail.co.uk

"Accidentally". Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2012-07-14 02:01:45 AM  
Finally, a proper and relevant use for the joke.
 
2012-07-14 02:01:48 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: ...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-14 02:03:57 AM  
Damn near wrecked him.
 
2012-07-14 02:07:53 AM  
Had an idiotic "manager" who would do this, and other stupid/dangerous things to smaller, weaker underlings. Like positioning the forklift boom directly behind someone's arse, so if they backed up or turned around, they would walk into a 1000lb hunk of iron, genitals first. He would throw hammers across the room when having a little fit. Oh, he also found it necessary to have conceal/carry while working with 5 or 6 guys in a tiny shop. He also had a long face. Looked like an extremely skinny Milton Berle. One of the underlings was his wife's brother. He would tell the brother that he couldn't get it up for his sister anymore so he would fark her with a rubber band around his junk. And he liked NASCAR. A gentleman, and a scholar. I can't believe i worked there for a year. Wtf was i thinking?!
 
2012-07-14 02:12:06 AM  
I understand that the boy's mother died six years ago. I dont get it about the father grandfather uncle traveling to Beijing to see the boy in the hospital. Who is the boy living with? The shop owner?
 
2012-07-14 02:14:57 AM  
WTF, China? I'd expect this kind of thing from Japan
 
2012-07-14 02:17:02 AM  
At least they have Soshulized Medicine so the father could be concerned about how to pay for the doctors saving his son's life.
 
2012-07-14 02:17:35 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: ...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.


*hiss*
 
2012-07-14 02:19:01 AM  
"Du Chuanwang, from Shandong Province on China's east coast, suffered from dozens of puncture wounds in his intestines, severe internal bleeding and multiple organ failure"

All laughing and jokes aside, I can't think of too many things much more painful than that. Being in a coma for a week on top of that doesn't help matters much either.
 
2012-07-14 02:20:00 AM  
www.campusalam.org

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-07-14 02:22:05 AM  
I believe the "SICK" tag is much more appropriate than the "SCARY" tag.

The perpetrators need long prison time.
 
2012-07-14 02:25:20 AM  

fusillade762: Here's one from last year (also a Daily Mail link).

Worker ballooned after high-pressure air hose 'accidentally lodged in his backside'



"Accidentally". Yeah, that's the ticket!


Lets see, ok looking guy, in decent shape involved with a fat girl...

I'm not judging, a lot of us gay guys would never have survived adolescence without our chubby gals.
 
2012-07-14 02:25:28 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: ...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.


Nice.



Nice.
 
2012-07-14 02:31:03 AM  

brimed03: Mr. Potatoass: ...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.

I see what you did there.


I didn't - until you pointed it out. It blew right by me the first time.
 
2012-07-14 02:35:36 AM  
We Chinese, we have laugh
we shove air hose up your a$$

/bulkhead seat and a bag of peanuts please.
 
2012-07-14 02:39:13 AM  

basham: brimed03: Mr. Potatoass: ...the repair shop owner did not pay Du a wage, but bought him clothes and other items.

That wont even keep up with the cost of inflation.

I see what you did there.

I didn't - until you pointed it out. It blew right by me the first time.


damn yu
 
2012-07-14 02:41:31 AM  

Kevin72: I understand that the boy's mother died six years ago. I dont get it about the father grandfather uncle traveling to Beijing to see the boy in the hospital. Who is the boy living with? The shop owner?


He's living with the shop owner, as a kind of apprenticeship, from what I can gather from the article. Evidently the owner was acting as a de facto guardian...perhaps the father cannot care for him properly in Beijing.
 
2012-07-14 02:43:47 AM  
um ...ancient chinese secret.
Or...Confucius say, "he who has high pressure air pump nozzle up his rectum, be not so comfortable".
 
2012-07-14 02:53:43 AM  
As been stated, there is some fishy sounding stuff. Like the nasal and ear injuries would not happen with air in the rectum. Either the story is fake or something else far more sinister happened to the kid.
 
2012-07-14 02:56:53 AM  

Mega Steve: WTF, China? I'd expect this kind of thing from Japan US college students

/Seriously sticking ping pong balls up someone's arse or even teabagging another male
 
2012-07-14 03:08:37 AM  

flemardo: As been stated, there is some fishy sounding stuff. Like the nasal and ear injuries would not happen with air in the rectum. Either the story is fake or something else far more sinister happened to the kid.


TFA: Du Chuanwang, from Shandong Province on China's east coast, suffered from dozens of puncture wounds in his intestines

Once the intestines are perforated...
 
2012-07-14 03:12:25 AM  
I submitted this earlier with a headline that was only so-so clever. About on par with subbys.

But at least it wasn't a Daily Fail link.
 
2012-07-14 03:14:11 AM  
The Chinks thought they were funny
Until the pump got runny
And nearly left him for dead

/Could so be a writer on 1000 ways to die
 
2012-07-14 03:18:15 AM  
What kind of Farking journalist can't spell "tire"??? DAMN!
 
2012-07-14 03:18:18 AM  
WHO FARTED, Y'aLL?
 
2012-07-14 03:22:19 AM  
Nippon man
Is not so crass.
Would not shove air hose
Up one's ass.
 
2012-07-14 03:34:23 AM  
"...his small intestines..."

Wait, he has more than 1 small intestine? Or are they trying to think of a better term than the actual parts of the small intestine and failed horribly?
 
2012-07-14 03:38:47 AM  
And Michelle Bachmann and Rush Limbaugh think we should be just like China.

Yep, I can see why.
 
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