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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   This guy isn't going to prison for any boring crimes. He stole a dog, hid a kid in a closet, held a spider for ransom and threatened to shoot the pet spider's owner in the head if he didn't let him keep the spider   (kctv5.com) divider line 39
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2012-07-13 08:05:32 PM  
Spiders are awesome, I don't care what anyone thinks.
 
2012-07-14 01:35:40 AM  
Wow.
 
2012-07-14 01:40:24 AM  
Now this has the potential to be a thread that can clear my head of the Condi Politics tab mustard gas trench warfare I wandered into earlier.

Please, spider ransom thread, release the farkiness.
 
2012-07-14 01:40:25 AM  
Sounds like a movie I'd pass on.

Probably going to be the next Jack Black vehicle.
 
2012-07-14 01:41:11 AM  
And he's lost in the window, and he hides in the stairway
And he hangs in the curtain, and he sleeps in your hat...
And no one brings anything small into a bar around here
 
2012-07-14 01:42:49 AM  
"He also pleaded guilty to charges related to threats involving the spider."
 
2012-07-14 01:43:03 AM  
He also pleaded guilty to charges related to threats involving the spider.

Aggravated arachnid assault?
 
2012-07-14 01:43:59 AM  
Dr. Doolittle's malicious nephew....
 
2012-07-14 01:51:46 AM  
I like this guy. He's got moxie!
 
2012-07-14 01:53:54 AM  

hammettman: Now this has the potential to be a thread that can clear my head of the Condi Politics tab mustard gas trench warfare I wandered into earlier.

Please, spider ransom thread, release the farkiness.


You were in there too? all i can say is "eish"
/s.african slang almost the same as damn.

/don't like spiders but no spider pet should be threatened by a nutjob.
 
2012-07-14 01:54:52 AM  
menversus.com
 
2012-07-14 01:57:28 AM  
Gimme a C-note, or the spider gets it.
 
2012-07-14 01:57:28 AM  
www.motifake.com

/oblig
 
2012-07-14 01:57:46 AM  
Where's the obligatory "evidence of bath salts"?
 
2012-07-14 02:06:51 AM  
OT but did Spiderman ever show any empathy towards spiders? And would he be such a popular superhero if he had four pairs of eyes? And would there be a risk of being killed by his mate after sex?
 
2012-07-14 02:08:16 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: Gimme a C-note, or the spider gets it.


FTFA: While the police were on the scene with the victim, Mr. Smith called the victim and asked if he was ready to 'do this thing.'"

This is indeed a man who knows how to party.
 
2012-07-14 02:22:40 AM  
What a supremely useless person. Even panhandlers make others feel good about themselves in the act of giving.
 
2012-07-14 02:34:13 AM  
had boils on my body (lots of them...massive, massive things that became necrotic and eventually caused very long-lasting scars) as a kid - apparently there was several brown recluse under my bed, and they ate me when I went to hide under my bed one day. I still have most of the scars from that, over 30 years later.

I still won't kill a spider, though - I catch them, then gently carry them to somewhere there should be fewer bugs...like, my tomatoes.
 
2012-07-14 02:37:37 AM  

trainershark: He also pleaded guilty to charges related to threats involving the spider.

Aggravated arachnid assault?


That would be assault WITH aggravated arachnid.
 
2012-07-14 02:48:10 AM  
 
2012-07-14 02:52:35 AM  
That is probably my favorite URL ever.
 
2012-07-14 03:37:06 AM  
I've been allowing tiny-to-small spiders live in unused corners of my house so that they can snare summertime gnats and flies. FARK spider threads are causing me to rethink that position.

I already check my shoes, and I don't even live in Arizona or Australia.
 
2012-07-14 03:38:49 AM  
Spider-thread!

i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 03:39:52 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 03:40:43 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 03:41:24 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 04:06:45 AM  

wnchef: Where's the obligatory "evidence of bath salts"?


This doesn't sound like drug crazy. This has the hallmarks of broken-in, take off your shoes, get comfy, and settle down for a while, lived-in crazy.
 
2012-07-14 04:25:55 AM  
I should not have come in here as I started getting ready for bed...
 
2012-07-14 04:45:06 AM  

Max Awesome:


GET YOUR OWN THREAD, SOLPUGID

THIS IS SPIDERS ONLY
 
2012-07-14 04:47:04 AM  
At first I was all

www.27bslash6.com

But then I

www.27bslash6.com
 
2012-07-14 06:01:56 AM  
Spider hostage, spider hostage
Does whatever a spider hostage does
 
2012-07-14 07:06:01 AM  
What's the guy's fark handle?
 
2012-07-14 09:35:22 AM  
He also pleaded guilty to charges related to threats involving the spider.

They listed the other charges fully, but when it came to the threats involving the spider, they could only give this vague statement.

What the hell did he threaten to do to (or with) the spider?
 
2012-07-14 10:00:32 AM  
Sonds like he got caught in his own web. Was the spider's name Boris ?
 
2012-07-14 01:41:50 PM  

Natsumi: hammettman: Now this has the potential to be a thread that can clear my head of the Condi Politics tab mustard gas trench warfare I wandered into earlier.

Please, spider ransom thread, release the farkiness.

You were in there too? all i can say is "eish"
/s.african slang almost the same as damn.

/don't like spiders but no spider pet should be threatened by a nutjob.


I like the sound of eish, and it seems more appropriate than damn.

I don't like spiders either, but kinda glad this pet was reunited with its owner.
 
2012-07-14 01:54:42 PM  
jesda.com
 
2012-07-14 02:04:33 PM  

Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 547x736]


That's not a spider its a solifuge. Link
 
2012-07-14 04:27:25 PM  
Sounds like a sticky situation...
 
2012-07-15 09:29:02 AM  
what's a spider?
 
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