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2012-07-13 07:57:54 PM  
Guess he was expendable.

/I'm so sorry
 
2012-07-13 08:03:52 PM  
I can just imagine him breaking down in unintelligible blubbering just like over Mickey's corpse in "Rocky III." That sucks.
 
2012-07-13 08:04:36 PM  
damn that's awful
 
2012-07-13 08:07:09 PM  
Sage Moonblood Stallone? Really?
 
2012-07-13 08:14:54 PM  
I imagine the only thing worse than losing a child is to have to do it publicly. This must really suck for the Stallone family.

Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.
 
2012-07-13 08:18:59 PM  

Lsherm: Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.


Travolta's kid. He had a seizure. I can't remember if he also hit his head, but the DC said the official cause of death was a seizure.
 
2012-07-13 08:19:18 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

/Lord, I apologize.
//terrible thing, really.
 
2012-07-13 08:19:41 PM  
This is awful and I feel awful. Sorry, Sly. I wish you strength. Nobody should lose a child.
 
2012-07-13 08:21:46 PM  
Christ, if my parents had named me "Sage Moonblood," I'd have offed myself, too.

:-|
 
2012-07-13 08:23:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Lsherm: Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.

Travolta's kid. He had a seizure. I can't remember if he also hit his head, but the DC said the official cause of death was a seizure.


Jesus. Travolta's kid, Stallone's kid, Koenig's kid, Cosby's kid... it really has to suck. :-/
 
2012-07-13 08:27:01 PM  

MorrisBird: This is awful and I feel awful. Sorry, Sly. I wish you strength. Nobody should lose a child.

 
2012-07-13 08:30:45 PM  
If you find humor in anyone losing a child, you're a worthless piece of ****. This is a horrible thing. It should happen to nobody.
 
2012-07-13 08:32:04 PM  
Most things about Stallone are mockable.

This isn't one of them.
 
2012-07-13 08:33:59 PM  

olddeegee: If you find humor in anyone losing a child, you're a worthless piece of ****. This is a horrible thing. It should happen to nobody.


I_Am_Weasel: Most things about Stallone are mockable.

This isn't one of them.


THESE. Very sad news. Can't even think about it.
 
2012-07-13 08:37:18 PM  

Peaceboy: olddeegee: If you find humor in anyone losing a child, you're a worthless piece of ****. This is a horrible thing. It should happen to nobody.

I_Am_Weasel: Most things about Stallone are mockable.

This isn't one of them.

THESE. Very sad news. Can't even think about it.



Yo.
 
2012-07-13 08:42:37 PM  
images.wikia.com

Adrian had a tough time with his pregnancy.
 
2012-07-13 08:43:58 PM  
believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.
 
2012-07-13 08:53:26 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.


God damn you for making such a sick joke that I laughed at.

God bless the Stallone family. Losing a child at age 36 is still tough as hell. At least Sly got 36 years with him. I can't imagine and never ever want to feel the pain he is feeling right now.
 
2012-07-13 08:54:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.

God damn you for making such a sick joke that I laughed at.



I feel really farking bad about it, but I couldn't keep from typing it. In all sincerity, I cannot imagine suddenly losing someone that close to me without warning.
 
2012-07-13 08:54:59 PM  
So legalize all drugs?
 
2012-07-13 08:57:22 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.


Funny, but it's very difficult to OD on Ambien. It's not really a sleeping pill, it's an anti-depressant. That's why you can power through the sleepy feeling and sleepwalk for 12 hours not remembering anything after you take it.
 
2012-07-13 09:03:04 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.


You magnificant bastard.

Ok, I smiled and probably would have laughed if it was under different circumstances.
 
2012-07-13 09:04:57 PM  

Lsherm: shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.

Funny, but it's very difficult to OD on Ambien. It's not really a sleeping pill, it's an anti-depressant. That's why you can power through the sleepy feeling and sleepwalk for 12 hours not remembering anything after you take it.


still funny
 
2012-07-13 09:05:17 PM  

MorrisBird: This is awful and I feel awful. Sorry, Sly. I wish you strength. Nobody should lose a child.


Outliving a child under any circumstances is probably a fate worse than death
 
2012-07-13 09:06:26 PM  

BKITU: I can just imagine him breaking down in unintelligible blubbering just like over Mickey's corpse in "Rocky III." That sucks.


Or the end of First Blood when he has a full-on breakdown.

\sad
\\but then again...Sage? Isn't that a girl's name??
 
2012-07-13 09:09:03 PM  

Who died?

images1.makefive.com

You guessed it, Sage Stallone!

We also would have accepted:

content7.flixster.com
R.I.P. Moon Bloodgood
 
2012-07-13 09:11:20 PM  

xanadian: scottydoesntknow: Lsherm: Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.

Travolta's kid. He had a seizure. I can't remember if he also hit his head, but the DC said the official cause of death was a seizure.

Jesus. Travolta's kid, Stallone's kid, Koenig's kid, Cosby's kid... it really has to suck. :-/


A disproportionate percentage of Hollywood stars have lost a child. It's sad
 
2012-07-13 09:12:38 PM  
He never got over Tommy Gunn stealing his room.
 
2012-07-13 09:13:25 PM  
Sly has been a busy guy.

His kids names are Sage Moonblood, Seargeoh, Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose and Scarlet Rose. Seargeoh is autistic
 
2012-07-13 09:13:54 PM  
I can't even begin to imagine what he is going through now.
How awful.
 
2012-07-13 09:14:31 PM  
Please don't let Frank sing at the funeral.
 
2012-07-13 09:14:56 PM  

Lsherm: I imagine the only thing worse than losing a child is to have to do it publicly. This must really suck for the Stallone family.

Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.


Stallone has two sons... His son who appeared in Rocky III is not all there.... Sage is the one in Rocky V... He was totally normal.
 
2012-07-13 09:18:07 PM  

T.rex: Lsherm: I imagine the only thing worse than losing a child is to have to do it publicly. This must really suck for the Stallone family.

Didn't his son have some kind of mental defect growing up? I thought I remembered reading about that, but it may have been Travolta's kid.

Stallone has two sons... His son who appeared in Rocky III is not all there.... Sage is the one in Rocky V... He was totally normal.


Thank you! I should have just looked it up - one of his sons is severely autistic. I just remembered a People magazine article from the 80's about it.
 
2012-07-13 09:18:51 PM  

MeinRS6: So legalize all drugs?


Kind of off topic, no? This was due to a legal drug.

Anyway, I can't imagine what it's like losing a child, regardless of who you are. It's always sad to hear.
 
2012-07-13 09:19:42 PM  
I hope this does not affect's Stallone's promotion and press tour for Expendables 2. That movies looks awsome! I hope it makes a lot of money. Such a shame that Scott Pilgram opened so poorly opposite it two years ago. Or we might be getting a second Scott Pilgram movie now. Drat...
 
2012-07-13 09:20:28 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: believed to have died following an overdose of pills

Yo, Ambien.


LOL
 
2012-07-13 09:20:43 PM  
God, that sucks. I have nothing but love for Stallone. But damn, that kid looks half dead in the picture they used.
 
2012-07-13 09:21:07 PM  
My first thought was "did he OD on HGH", then I realized the Stallone family are real people and was sad.
 
2012-07-13 09:22:30 PM  
Don't care who you are or how rich and famous you are. You NEVER fully recover from something like this.

Poor poor Sly. He's always seemed like a genuinely decent, hard-working dude every time I've seen him in interviews.

\\Actually liked Rocky V growing up; the whole side story about the kid (Sly's son) being bullied sorta resonated with me at that age. Same age as me too.
 
2012-07-13 09:24:24 PM  
Did somebody say Pills?
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-07-13 09:25:14 PM  
Aww, that's sad.

'Nothing is over. Nothing!'

/ten bell
 
2012-07-13 09:26:22 PM  

MeinRS6: So legalize all drugs?


Yes, actually we should. Or at the very least we should legalize the one that has never been a direct cause of death for anyone in all of recorded human history.

Nah, let's just go ahead and continue to piss away billions of dollars annually fighting a futile war against human nature.
 
2012-07-13 09:30:46 PM  
It never ends!
 
2012-07-13 09:30:52 PM  

MorrisBird: This is awful and I feel awful. Sorry, Sly. I wish you strength. Nobody should lose a child.


I know this is Fark and welcometofark.jpeg ad nauseum, but this.
 
2012-07-13 09:32:34 PM  
Sage Moonblood Stallone

I believe we found the cause of death.
 
2012-07-13 09:34:08 PM  
Watch. You just watch. It is going to be a prescription drug overdose.

Man-made drugs/alcohol are for Nazis.


YOU HEARD ME, BEER IS FOR NAZIS.


/I feel like an awful person for laughing in this thread.
 
2012-07-13 09:35:29 PM  

HarrowinHeroinHeroine: MorrisBird: This is awful and I feel awful. Sorry, Sly. I wish you strength. Nobody should lose a child.

I know this is Fark and welcometofark.jpeg ad nauseum, but this.


I support this with all of my internets.
 
2012-07-13 09:36:03 PM  

Shostie: Sage Moonblood Stallone? Really?


This is why he killed himself. It wasn't accidental.

/actually, it was. I feel bad for the family and friends
//his name is farked up though
 
2012-07-13 09:38:11 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP SAGE
 
2012-07-13 09:39:23 PM  
36 years or 36 months, it makes not a whit of difference to the grieving parents. My parents had to bury my brother, and he was 56, and I assure you, their grief is not diminished by having "had 56 years with him." It may be mitigated somewhat by the fact that there are surviving siblings. Maybe. I hope I never have to find out firsthand. I honestly believe that losing a child is the cruelest card life can deal a person. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Poor, poor Sly. God help him.
 
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