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(CNN)   Miss Florida contestant can't see what all the fuss is about her   (cnn.com) divider line 70
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2012-07-13 08:17:45 PM
There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!
 
2012-07-13 08:19:56 PM
Re: her name...

www.mindapple.com
 
2012-07-13 08:36:01 PM
FTFA..
"Boss got her start in pageants after seeing her friends compete."

I'm calling shenanigans...
 
2012-07-13 08:49:31 PM
The girl was gone . . . He was persuaded, not that a bit of enjoyment had been denied him, but that he had lost love itself . . . She would have put her hands up to his coat lapels, touched his face tentatively, run her sensitive fingers slowly along his lips. She would have sniffed the brilliantine in his hair and examined his garments with care. And in bed, without eyes to see beyond the bed, she would have been completely there, a prisoner. He thought of the little games he would have played with her, pretending to have disappeared when he was really still there; he thought of the countless ways he could have made her grateful to him. And always in conjunction with the fantasies he saw the imperturbable, faintly questioning face in its masklike symmetry. He felt a sudden shudder of self pity that was almost pleasurable, it was such a complete expression of his mood. It was a physical shudder; he was alone, abandoned, lost, hopeless, cold. Cold especially - a deep interior cold nothing could change. Although it was the basis of his unhappiness, this glacial deadness, he would cling to it always, because it was also the core of his being, he had built the being around it.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:32 PM
Good form, subby. Good form.
 
2012-07-13 09:28:04 PM

sno man: FTFA..
"Boss got her start in pageants after seeing her friends compete."

I'm calling shenanigans...


She saw them like Mitt saw his dad march with MLK... in her head.
 
2012-07-13 09:41:41 PM
WHAT?
 
2012-07-13 09:43:59 PM
He was a hard working farm boy.
She was an Italian supermodel.
He knew he would have just one chance to impress her.
 
2012-07-13 09:44:00 PM

Marshall Willenholly: WHAT?


SHE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE THINK HER DIARY IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.
 
2012-07-13 09:46:14 PM
She may not see your O-face but she will hear you coming.
 
2012-07-13 09:46:16 PM
Like Ann Frank?
i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-13 09:46:38 PM
I think this deserves a Hero tag. The Florida tag is too derogatory. 'Course a Hero tag is probably sexist.
 
2012-07-13 09:46:59 PM
I guess she.....

never lost sight of her goals.


/YEAAAAHHH
 
2012-07-13 09:47:12 PM
I'd be her seeing eye dog for a jar of peanut butter.
 
2012-07-13 09:49:40 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Marshall Willenholly: WHAT?

SHE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE THINK HER DIARY IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.


I think she was just cast in Game of Thrones...
 
2012-07-13 09:57:48 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com

What Stargardt's disease might look like
 
2012-07-13 09:58:59 PM
Nice!

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2012-07-13 10:03:50 PM

Jamdug!: There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!


Dude, she's blind. She hasn't lost her sense of smell or her ability to feel.
 
2012-07-13 10:04:18 PM

desertfool: Nice!

[t2.gstatic.com image 163x308]


Looks good to me.
 
2012-07-13 10:06:44 PM

ShawnDoc: Jamdug!: There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!

Dude, she's blind. She hasn't lost her sense of smell or her ability to feel.


A chance. Like one in a million.

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2012-07-13 10:11:17 PM
If I were judging the competition I'd treat like any other contestant. She'd have to give me a hummer in my hotel room after rehearsal if she wants me to even think about voting for her.
 
2012-07-13 10:11:43 PM

ShawnDoc: Jamdug!: There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!

Dude, she's blind. She hasn't lost her sense of smell or her ability to feel.


It's means the chance is >0%, I like those odds!
 
2012-07-13 10:15:45 PM
"Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.
 
2012-07-13 10:19:15 PM

ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.


Well, legally for now. But I'm sure Obamacare will make being blind a crime before it's all said and done.
 
2012-07-13 10:19:26 PM

ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.


Yep, big difference between the two.
 
2012-07-13 10:19:51 PM

sno man: FTFA..
"Boss got her start in pageants after seeing her friends compete."

I'm calling shenanigans...


www.local10.com

Doesn't see what you did there
 
2012-07-13 10:23:07 PM
Hot damn...she's like legitimately smoking hot.

Hope she wins. She seems to be all around better than her competition...and from how she holds herself you'd never know she couldn't see a goddamn thing
 
2012-07-13 10:26:19 PM

MrHappyRotter: ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.

Well, legally for now. But I'm sure Obamacare will make being blind a crime before it's all said and done.


LOL WUT?
 
2012-07-13 10:38:27 PM

Jamdug!: There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!


Done in one!
 
2012-07-13 10:39:58 PM

MrHappyRotter: ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.

Well, legally for now. But I'm sure Obamacare will make being blind a crime before it's all said and done.


memearchive.net
 
2012-07-13 10:43:13 PM

ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.


Daughter is "legally blind" with bilateral cataracts. Still has sight, but wears glasses worse than the coke bottles Rambis used to wear as a Laker. She'll still see you coming farkers, so get your chloroform ready.
 
2012-07-13 10:45:44 PM

Rufus Lee King: She's got some serious competition, though...

[popcultureplaypen.files.wordpress.com image 480x381]


I'd drink her bathwater, don't care what she knows about geography, or whatever she's rambling on about.

or,

I'd crawl across a mile of broken glass just to kiss the dog that peed on the tire of the truck that takes her panties to the laundry.
 
2012-07-13 10:51:04 PM

Jamdug!: There you go Farkers! You finally have a chance with a hot girl!


www.badmovies.org

Her boyfriend, may have something to say about that.
 
2012-07-13 10:51:43 PM
She looks like a nice young lady.
 
2012-07-13 10:55:32 PM
she's legally blind. i'm legally a dumbass. we'd make a great pair.
 
2012-07-13 10:58:07 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: ChrisDe: "Legally" blind, not "blind" blind.

Daughter is "legally blind" with bilateral cataracts. Still has sight, but wears glasses worse than the coke bottles Rambis used to wear as a Laker. She'll still see you coming farkers, so get your chloroform ready.


static.blol.me
 
2012-07-13 11:03:35 PM
See....Florida is more than just BatShiat Crazy People
 
2012-07-13 11:06:36 PM
Even if she wins I doubt she'll be able to see her reign the whole way through
 
2012-07-13 11:06:50 PM
I have a friend that's legally blind and it's hard to even tell until he needs to read something. It took me a long time to realize how little he can actually see. I also realized that he doesn't actually recognize me until he hears me say something. Pretty amazing.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:49 PM
If it weren't for blind people then there wouldn't be so many audio books so Here's to You non-seeing humans!

I'm extraordinarily visually oriented, so much so that reading is damn near impossible because the mere act of looking at a page of words consumes my brain and I have nothing left to process language. Love me some audio books.
 
2012-07-13 11:25:26 PM
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/JESUS
//F*CKING
///CHRIST
 
2012-07-13 11:27:49 PM
As a mand losing his sight and Braille Māori tattoos on his face, I'd like to meet her.
 
2012-07-13 11:28:17 PM

vodka: If it weren't for blind people then there wouldn't be so many audio books so Here's to You non-seeing humans!

I'm extraordinarily visually oriented, so much so that reading is damn near impossible because the mere act of looking at a page of words consumes my brain and I have nothing left to process language. Love me some audio books.


That umm... that sounds like a bigger issue than being 'visually oriented'. It sound more like a form of dyslexia.
 
2012-07-13 11:45:45 PM

vudukungfu: As a mand losing his sight and Braille Māori tattoos on his face, I'd like to meet her.


you have an extra d in there, it should be "As a man losing his sight". I SAID, YOU HAVE AN EXTRA D IN.. oh never mind.
 
2012-07-13 11:52:38 PM
She's got butter eyes.

/here to help
 
2012-07-13 11:53:41 PM
First his acting career, then his son. Hasn't this man suffered enough?
 
2012-07-13 11:56:40 PM
That'll do,subby. That'll do.
 
2012-07-13 11:59:06 PM
SHE'S VERY PRETTY, AND I WISH SHE COULD HEAR THIS.
 
2012-07-14 12:23:08 AM
When you're in love, you close your eyes to get closer, closer still, and then something magic happens, she comes INSIDE you and you inside her.
 
2012-07-14 12:25:56 AM
www.multifamilyinvestor.com

MISS FLORIDA CONTESTANT CAN'T SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT HER!
 
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