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(SacBee)   Doctor fooled by canine X-ray. Your dog wants Vicodin   (sacbee.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-13 07:18:50 PM
Ruh-roh Rolando
 
2012-07-13 07:37:18 PM
Awkward......
 
2012-07-13 07:57:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Affermative.
 
2012-07-13 07:57:57 PM
Seems more like `didn't bother to even look at' than `fooled by'.
 
2012-07-13 08:25:50 PM
Does this mean that when I'm 69, I'm not going to be seeing much tail either?
 
2012-07-13 08:35:21 PM
asked if she wanted Vicodin, oxycodone, Valium or Xanax.

Valium and Xanax are painkillers now?

That being said, I'll take the Oxy, thanks.
 
2012-07-13 08:36:20 PM
I was going to give the Dr the benefit of the doubt that they were just incompetent and thought the tail bones were penis bones, but it was a woman the doc wrote the script for. D'oh.
 
2012-07-13 08:42:47 PM
Chronic pain is a biatch.
 
2012-07-13 08:43:34 PM

fusillade762: That being said, I'll take the Oxy, thanks.


Got some of that after back surgery. Good times were had by all...meaning me!
 
2012-07-13 08:44:03 PM
He wasn't duped. Duping requires an honest mistake. He wasn't honest; he went right to the script without any sort of actual examination.
 
2012-07-13 08:46:23 PM

davidphogan: I was going to give the Dr the benefit of the doubt that they were just incompetent and thought the tail bones were penis bones, but it was a woman the doc wrote the script for. D'oh.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Humans don't have penis bones.

The bones are clearly in line with the spinal column,obviously a tail. Which, actually a person may rarely have. But overall, the x-ray doesn't look human.
 
2012-07-13 08:47:05 PM
People like this doctor make it harder for people like me who have legitimate tail and paw pain to get our needed medicines.
 
2012-07-13 08:50:51 PM
That's why I only trust drug dealers that have a Doctorate in English.
 
2012-07-13 08:51:49 PM

octopied: davidphogan: I was going to give the Dr the benefit of the doubt that they were just incompetent and thought the tail bones were penis bones, but it was a woman the doc wrote the script for. D'oh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Humans don't have penis bones.

The bones are clearly in line with the spinal column,obviously a tail. Which, actually a person may rarely have. But overall, the x-ray doesn't look human.


Bullshiat.

If penises don't have bones, whyfore they call it "boners" then?

Hah. I win.
 
2012-07-13 08:52:06 PM

octopied:
Humans don't have penis bones.


I occasionally get a penis bone.
 
2012-07-13 08:55:02 PM

octopied: davidphogan: I was going to give the Dr the benefit of the doubt that they were just incompetent and thought the tail bones were penis bones, but it was a woman the doc wrote the script for. D'oh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Humans don't have penis bones.

The bones are clearly in line with the spinal column,obviously a tail. Which, actually a person may rarely have. But overall, the x-ray doesn't look human.


Men do have boehners. Big boehners.
 
2012-07-13 08:56:13 PM
Pills are for drug addicts. Good going supporting some of the worst people ever to exist: Big Pharm.

Be a real American like your forefathers, smoke pot.
 
2012-07-13 08:57:12 PM

octopied: davidphogan: I was going to give the Dr the benefit of the doubt that they were just incompetent and thought the tail bones were penis bones, but it was a woman the doc wrote the script for. D'oh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Humans don't have penis bones.

The bones are clearly in line with the spinal column,obviously a tail. Which, actually a person may rarely have. But overall, the x-ray doesn't look human.


I should have phrased my comment about the Dr's incompetence better, apparently.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:20 PM
Some people are born with tails.

I don't think they are being fair to the doctor.
 
2012-07-13 09:03:08 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 09:06:32 PM
Sting operations to catch doctors prescribing drugs? Doctors have become nothing but glorified drug dealers - that is literally all they do anymore is dispense medications. Please, don't take away their only useful function.
 
2012-07-13 09:10:21 PM
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Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia
 
2012-07-13 09:14:05 PM

glenlivid: Sting operations to catch doctors prescribing drugs? Doctors have become nothing but glorified drug dealers - that is literally all they do anymore is dispense medications. Please, don't take away their only useful function.


That is NOT true! They also refer people to other doctors and fill out insurance forms!

Oh wait, you said useful function.

Never mind.

So, when everybody prescribing meds is a PA or LPN, what are they going to do then?
 
2012-07-13 09:14:35 PM
same doctors have all the legal power in the state to simply say "Yup, he's injured", and require that Workman's Compensation pay for your time off work for the day, month, year, etc.. Soft tissue injury? He's injured. Knee hurts? He's injured. thumb hurts? Can't work, he's injured.

Hacks me off, we have people off work right now, sucking the state's teat for disability, because "their knee hurts to walk" and "I woke up and my back hurt". I'd call that "getting older", but one of these weasels is under 35.
 
2012-07-13 09:14:40 PM

RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia


Is that for real??? Wish my kid had been born with a tail...
 
2012-07-13 09:15:31 PM

RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia


WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...
 
2012-07-13 09:17:09 PM
img12.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 09:19:11 PM
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I need pain meds because I swallowed my car keys.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:47 PM
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Talk to your dogs about drugs.
 
2012-07-13 09:21:11 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-07-13 09:21:53 PM

namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...


Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:53 PM
Who's on pills?
Are you on pills?

img706.imageshack.us

Yes you are. Yes you are. Good dog.
 
2012-07-13 09:31:08 PM

RoyBatty: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...

Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.


Ah, okay. I googled while waiting for you, and apparently having a tail is a thing.

Also, learn from my mistake and don't start googling birth defects. It will not end well.

/shudder
 
2012-07-13 09:32:47 PM
I think my dog is on pot.

img812.imageshack.us

He's got the munchies.
 
2012-07-13 09:33:49 PM
I took ONE vicodin for an in-office procedure. I had to be driven to the doctor, needless to say. Two hours after taking it I was in the waiting room yelling at my PSP. Once I got back into the doctor's office, I was given a valium and some locals in addition to the vicodin. At this point, I was no longer part of this planet. The nurses were showing up to point and giggle. At one point I'm pretty sure I told the doctor my hands belonged to someone else and that I thought my cheeks had fallen off because they weren't there anymore.

Yeah. I don't see the appeal.

/I can't even take a farking DayQuil without losing three hours of the day
//if I want to act looney I'll drink three shots of espresso and eat some pixie sticks
 
2012-07-13 09:34:14 PM

namegoeshere: RoyBatty: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...

Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.

Ah, okay. I googled while waiting for you, and apparently having a tail is a thing.

Also, learn from my mistake and don't start googling birth defects. It will not end well.

/shudder


don't GIS treacher collins.
 
2012-07-13 09:35:30 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 09:37:23 PM
img580.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 09:44:31 PM

404 page not found: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...

Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.

Ah, okay. I googled while waiting for you, and apparently having a tail is a thing.

Also, learn from my mistake and don't start googling birth defects. It will not end well.

/shudder

don't GIS treacher collins.


Ugh. I am so glad to be done with the babbyforming...
 
2012-07-13 10:00:21 PM
In the doctor's defense, I could make an argument the dog has hip dysplasia, and might need pain meds.

/veterinarian
 
2012-07-13 10:02:24 PM

Schwarf:
/veterinarian


Thank you for your service.
 
2012-07-13 10:33:43 PM

Ringshadow: I took ONE vicodin for an in-office procedure. I had to be driven to the doctor, needless to say. Two hours after taking it I was in the waiting room yelling at my PSP. Once I got back into the doctor's office, I was given a valium and some locals in addition to the vicodin. At this point, I was no longer part of this planet. The nurses were showing up to point and giggle. At one point I'm pretty sure I told the doctor my hands belonged to someone else and that I thought my cheeks had fallen off because they weren't there anymore.

Yeah. I don't see the appeal.

/I can't even take a farking DayQuil without losing three hours of the day
//if I want to act looney I'll drink three shots of espresso and eat some pixie sticks


Vicodin sucks, but I only hate it because it barely works for me as a painkiller. I wish it crippled me, since when I had an abscessed tooth it barely did anything to help, and it helped even less for a broken collarbone.

...and I'm sorry, but, if I remember right you're a furry who knows a lot about radiation, and here you are posting in this thread about mixing up people and animals in an xray, and your post is about Vicodin? Did I log in to bizarro Fark?
 
2012-07-13 10:39:09 PM
Scientists discover phrase "your dog wants" lost its meaning, carnival games are hard, your dog wants steak.
 
2012-07-13 10:56:52 PM

404 page not found: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...

Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.

Ah, okay. I googled while waiting for you, and apparently having a tail is a thing.

Also, learn from my mistake and don't start googling birth defects. It will not end well.

/shudder

don't GIS treacher collins.


Treacher Collins can be pretty bad, depending on the severity, but Harlequin-type ichthyosis is far worse (both in the effect on the child, and your stomach contents)
 
2012-07-13 10:59:05 PM
I kind of have a problem with this type of "sting". Doctors shouldn't be concerned with whether law enforcement thinks pain medication is "justified" or the patients pain is "worthy". Quite honestly, if someone says they have pain, they're entitled to pain medication to relieve their pain. Sure, some people will abuse it. They'll run into their own problems. You can tell by looking at a person if they abuse pain meds. Personal choice. Some people abuse opiates, some people abuse alcohol, some people abuse food, as long as you're not abusing other people or animals, it's your own choice and your body is yours to ruin.
 
2012-07-13 11:05:16 PM
i487.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 11:14:34 PM

davidphogan: Vicodin sucks, but I only hate it because it barely works for me as a painkiller. I wish it crippled me, since when I had an abscessed tooth it barely did anything to help, and it helped even less for a broken collarbone.

...and I'm sorry, but, if I remember right you're a furry who knows a lot about radiation, and here you are posting in this thread about mixing up people and animals in an xray, and your post is about Vicodin? Did I log in to bizarro Fark?


You are indeed correct. The news story is also about Vicodin so I thought I'd share my experience.

/yeah, yeah, CCS and all that
 
2012-07-13 11:15:13 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: 404 page not found: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: namegoeshere: RoyBatty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x188][cdn.static.ovimg.com image 251x188]

Mods, please delete if NSFW and accept my apologies and pointing of the finger to the wikipedia

WTF?

Link to the explanation, plz, you naughty farker...

Ah gee.

Small Potatoes (The X-Files)

It was a very Monster of the Week show.

Ah, okay. I googled while waiting for you, and apparently having a tail is a thing.

Also, learn from my mistake and don't start googling birth defects. It will not end well.

/shudder

don't GIS treacher collins.

Treacher Collins can be pretty bad, depending on the severity, but Harlequin-type ichthyosis is far worse (both in the effect on the child, and your stomach contents)


Eye bleach. What isle?
 
2012-07-13 11:26:33 PM

IlGreven: He wasn't duped. Duping requires an honest mistake. He wasn't honest; he went right to the script without any sort of actual examination.


You're GOOOOOD
 
2012-07-13 11:42:14 PM

cowgirl toffee: I think my dog is on pot.

[img812.imageshack.us image 274x184]

He's got the munchies.


Is that really your dog? Is he a Frenchie?
 
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