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(USA Today)   Fawlty Towers reopens as a nudist hotel. Bring a towel, but don't talk about the war   (usatoday.com) divider line 63
    More: Florida, Fawlty Towers, Cocoa Beach, hot springs, Suzanne Somers, sexual promiscuity, nudists, Port Canaveral, city commission  
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2012-07-13 03:02:15 PM
Que?
 
2012-07-13 03:02:20 PM
hegemonyheights.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-13 03:23:54 PM

cretinbob: [hegemonyheights.files.wordpress.com image 389x295]


Came for that, or Farty Towels.
 
2012-07-13 03:30:48 PM
Damn you guys are too fast.
 
2012-07-13 03:47:15 PM
I'd love to be a nudist, but I have very poor erection control. I think it would just be uncomfortable for all parties involved.
 
2012-07-13 03:49:50 PM

Lsherm: I'd love to be a nudist, but I have very poor erection control. I think it would just be uncomfortable for all parties involved.


You could always invest in a penis gourd.
 
2012-07-13 03:51:16 PM
Hello, Fawlty Titties.
 
2012-07-13 04:04:01 PM
Debra Key, a Cocoa Beach resident who is involved in Girl Scouts, complained to commissioners that Fawlty Towers could corrupt children's minds and attract prostitution.

"It doesn't stay behind closed doors. The type of perversion that comes to these places - they bring the drugs along with it, the sexual promiscuity," Key told commissioners


What a brainless twat. The "what about the children argument" is getting old. She needs to get laid
 
2012-07-13 04:41:05 PM
This was my favorite place to stay for an impromptu beach weekend.
 
2012-07-13 04:42:08 PM
MILF towers?

/unlikely
 
2012-07-13 04:42:34 PM
I always know where my towel's at.
 
2012-07-13 04:43:13 PM
You know who else tells you to bring a towel.

i54.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 04:51:39 PM
I see absolutely no problem with an establishment like this.

And the protester that said it would bring drugs and such to the area needs to STFU.
 
2012-07-13 04:52:21 PM
hai guise! did sum 1 menshun farty towels yet LOL.

/i speek inglish very well
//i leern eet from a book!
 
2012-07-13 04:52:40 PM

Nadie_AZ: Que?


Manuel!!!
 
2012-07-13 04:54:12 PM
"Look around," Cindy Wagner said, waving her arm at bare-skinned sunbathers around the pool. "You can be 100 pounds. You can be 500 pounds. No one cares."

*I* care!
 
2012-07-13 04:55:45 PM

Flap Jack: Nadie_AZ: Que?

Manuel!!!


Please forgive him- he's from Barcelona.
 
2012-07-13 04:56:20 PM
Yeah, I'm sure that everyone there is just doing 50 lines of cocaine a night.
 
2012-07-13 04:56:25 PM
Lol. Somebody thinks this isngonna bring "more" drugs to the area? Last time I was there - pre nudist - I smoked weed with people from four continents.
 
2012-07-13 04:57:28 PM

Oznog: Flap Jack: Nadie_AZ: Que?

Manuel!!!

Please forgive him- he's from Barcelona.


Ooh, how exotic!
 
2012-07-13 04:58:58 PM
Came for the prawn Goebbels.
 
2012-07-13 05:01:42 PM
Don't worry, Mista Fawlty- if 'ta good lord had meant us to be 'shamed of our bodies, 'ed 'av given us fat, cellulite, and stretch marks!
 
2012-07-13 05:02:02 PM

BitwiseShift: You know who else tells you to bring a towel.

[i54.photobucket.com image 94x125]


He's just this guy, you know?

/yeah, it isnt Zaphod who can be cool enough to bring a towel, but when you asked the question that was the first thought that hit my head.
 
2012-07-13 05:02:17 PM

gridlocksammy: What a brainless twat. The "what about the children argument" is getting old. She needs to get laid


There is a nudist club in the UK which runs a Family Day every year. Parents with young children get in free. Single adult male visitors welcome for a £20 fee. Now that's knowing your market.
 
2012-07-13 05:06:52 PM

nucular bum: hai guise! did sum 1 menshun farty towels yet LOL.

/i speek inglish very well
//i leern eet from a book!


Thank you. That moose head scene gets me every time. :)
 
2012-07-13 05:16:35 PM
If I recall correctly they tore down (covered over) an old space race era landmark hotel to make that POS.

I think it was the Starlight.
 
2012-07-13 05:17:24 PM
Well you're the one who keeps bringing it up!
 
2012-07-13 05:25:26 PM

orbister: gridlocksammy: What a brainless twat. The "what about the children argument" is getting old. She needs to get laid

There is a nudist club in the UK which runs a Family Day every year. Parents with young children get in free. Single adult male visitors welcome for a £20 fee. Now that's knowing your market.


If marketed that way, that's farked up.

Most of the nudist resorts I know only allow single male visitors if A: the man is someone well-known in the nudist community or B: they already have an overabundance of single female visitors (note: never option b).

Chances are, everyone gets in for a £20 fee, but on this particular day families get in free. People commenting exactly the way you just did are merely trolling.
 
2012-07-13 05:26:02 PM

BitwiseShift: You know who else tells you to bring a towel.

[i54.photobucket.com image 94x125]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-13 05:28:07 PM
Do you really image, even in your wildest dreams, that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, brilliantine, stick-insect like you?
 
2012-07-13 05:28:32 PM
Polly, I'm afraid we've reconsidered the idea of topless afternoon teas.

celebritypoll.com
 
2012-07-13 05:32:20 PM
Has the paper come, yet?
 
2012-07-13 05:33:42 PM

gridlocksammy: Debra Key, a Cocoa Beach resident who is involved in Girl Scouts, complained to commissioners that Fawlty Towers could corrupt children's minds and attract prostitution.

"It doesn't stay behind closed doors. The type of perversion that comes to these places - they bring the drugs along with it, the sexual promiscuity," Key told commissioners

What a brainless twat. The "what about the children argument" is getting old. She needs to get laid


Imagine if people just enjoyed their lives and stopped worrying about what other people were wearing or who/how they screwed?

/you may say that I'm a dreamer.
 
2012-07-13 05:35:50 PM
I met the owner of Fawlty Towers last weekend at Cypress Cove. He himself was never before a nudist, became one on May 1st.

The girl scout lady (drugs & prostitution?) must be farking nuts. The only thing that goes hand in hand with a new nudist resort is increased demand for eye bleach.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 05:40:02 PM
Jocularity! Jocularity!
 
2012-07-13 05:46:45 PM

LordOfThePings: Polly, I'm afraid we've reconsidered the idea of topless afternoon teas.

[celebritypoll.com image 500x400]


Well the idea is becoming more relevant to my interests.
 
2012-07-13 05:47:54 PM
There is a Fawlty Towers Motel in EIlat, Israel

Link
 
2012-07-13 05:53:15 PM
I'm not sure how the one former nudist resort owner in the article could say her place just didn't do well near Finger Lakes
 
2012-07-13 06:06:21 PM
Siberian hamster?
 
2012-07-13 06:19:17 PM
What about German women?
 
2012-07-13 06:27:19 PM
FLAY

OTTERS
 
2012-07-13 06:32:14 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Whatever you do, don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it."
 
2012-07-13 06:34:49 PM
To the complaining woman:

"I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds"

"Is this a piece of your brain?"

/I farking LOVE that show
//12 episodes of absolute perfection
///must have watched each one 100 times
////still hear and see new things
 
2012-07-13 06:42:08 PM

reillan: orbister: gridlocksammy: What a brainless twat. The "what about the children argument" is getting old. She needs to get laid

There is a nudist club in the UK which runs a Family Day every year. Parents with young children get in free. Single adult male visitors welcome for a £20 fee. Now that's knowing your market.

If marketed that way, that's farked up.

Most of the nudist resorts I know only allow single male visitors if A: the man is someone well-known in the nudist community or B: they already have an overabundance of single female visitors (note: never option b).

Chances are, everyone gets in for a £20 fee, but on this particular day families get in free. People commenting exactly the way you just did are merely trolling.


Are y'all talking about swingers places or true nudist/naturalist places?

In Colorado, most (not all) of the naked places are open to both sexes and doesn't matter if you come as a single male, single female, couple, family or whatever.
 
2012-07-13 07:10:10 PM
I respect their rights. I'd probably be a nudist too, but no one wants my wang to swing freely.
 
2012-07-13 07:10:56 PM
I worked in a family nudist resort, so I'm getting kick, etc.

Say what you want, but nudists are about the most laid back people you will ever encounter. It's hard to be serious when you're naked.

/csb
 
2012-07-13 07:25:14 PM
At first I was....
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

But then I got all...
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

/6:00 O'Clock, Fawlty
 
2012-07-13 07:30:31 PM

A_fuente: I met the owner of Fawlty Towers last weekend at Cypress Cove. He himself was never before a nudist, became one on May 1st.

The girl scout lady (drugs & prostitution?) must be farking nuts. The only thing that goes hand in hand with a new nudist resort is increased demand for eye bleach.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x205]


To answer the question posed by the comic...

www.funnyphotos.net.au

It's not really about what other people think.

/I understand the need for eye bleach though
 
2012-07-13 07:44:06 PM
The aging woman in the slideshow is the most attractive nudist I have ever seen.

/"most attractive" is not the same as "attractive", funny that english language
 
2012-07-13 08:03:23 PM
Look at all the FLOWERY TWATS.
 
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