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2012-07-13 03:29:54 PM  

caramba421: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

The world isn't black and white. People aren't either heroes or degenerates. It's possible for a person to do something that is noble and just in one instance, and make a series of really shiatty judgments in another situation.



This is a Joe Paterno thread?
 
2012-07-13 03:32:28 PM  
so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.

i guess i should expect no more. so many out there still think jesus is magic.
 
2012-07-13 03:33:30 PM  

positronica: I can't wait until this goes to trial and Zimmerman gets off. The Fark thread for the verdict will be legendary. If harnessed properly, the amount of butthurt, trolling, fark-lawyering, and "I-told-you-so!"s will be enough to revive Abe Vigoda's corpse.


THIS

You forgot white-knighting, race-baiting and indiscriminate cop-bashing, though.
 
2012-07-13 03:34:14 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: Jake Havechek: Well you see, Zimmerman fits the profile of a farking loser who has no balls put the effort in, so he runs around playing cops and robbers at neighborhood watch. I hope he gets the book thrown at him and is savagely ass raped in prison.

Listen: this is how the degenerate Left describes a decent, hard- working, tax- paying man who took the trouble to protect his community after a string of burglaries, only to find himself jumped and beaten by someone who had already been acting suspiciously. For this offence, Zimmerman is to be judged guilty before his trial and sentenced to sexual torture. All in the name of justice, of course.

Thank God our society is going to collapse soon, so that people like Jake Havechek will also have the opportunity to be beaten up (or hopefully worse) by the Sons of Obama -- although I'm sure they'll pull their punches when he tells them he once white- knighted for Trayvon Martin on Fark.


/trying too hard
 
2012-07-13 03:39:18 PM  
i208.photobucket.com

you think you're bad with those Skittles and iced tea don't ya punk?
 
2012-07-13 03:39:20 PM  
FTA: As he struggled on the ground with Martin, the teenager (seen at left) sat atop Zimmerman in the "mounted position" and punched the neighborhood watch captain in the face and head and slammed his head on the pavement. After Martin reportedly realized Zimmerman was carrying a gun, he reached for the firearm, stating, "You're gonna die now Mother farker."

Zimmerman, however, slapped Martin's hand away from the gun and fired a single shot into the teen's chest. The witness recounted that Zimmerman said Martin's final words were, "You got it, ok, you got it."


This right here is why it was a reasonable self-defense shoot. All the racist bullshiat spewing from the Treylon side isn't going to change that.

No, what I want to see is officers going to those houses that were burglarized and taking prints. $100 right now says some of them match Treylon's prints. I say that because of the fact of his school suspension, the one where he got busted with a screwdriver and 10+ pieces of women's jewelery that he was """"""holding for a friend."""""

Zimmerman's actions fit well under the SYG statute as well.

/Not trollin', just statin' my interpretation the facts.
 
2012-07-13 03:39:56 PM  
I wonder what the tipping point of evidence would be where Farkers finally start to realize that just maybe what Sharpton told them isn't the case.

The violent racist nazi who tutored black underprivileged children for free in his home and fought against police corruption involving the beating of a black homeless man...whose co-workers, acquaintances and ex state that such a confrontation is out of character for him. Just how deep in the sand does your head have to be for it not to not explode trying to ignore these facts and all of the physical evidence that lines up with his story?

Liberal white guilt really is a powerful and all consuming force.
 
2012-07-13 03:40:11 PM  

jbuist: SN1987a goes boom: Firing off more rounds might've shown a genuine fear for his life, whereas one or two shots might indicate more self awareness and control.

I don't think I've ever heard of a prosecutor using that argument. It's usually the other way around. "Didya really need to shoot him 15 times?"


Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
 
2012-07-13 03:41:00 PM  

Hobodeluxe: i208.photobucket.com

you think you're bad with those Skittles and iced tea don't ya punk?



'k -- THAT was disturbing.

Good work!
 
2012-07-13 03:42:28 PM  
He actually wanted to be a cop in Prince William County, VA.

Citiation given:

George Zimmerman visited his old neighborhood a few years ago and asked a former neighbor, George Hall, for a recommendation to a police department. "I wrote a very positive because he was a very positive guy in my eyes, and I'm shocked," Hall told NBC 4.

Zimmerman never became a cop.
 
2012-07-13 03:42:56 PM  

Aloy: FTA: As he struggled on the ground with Martin, the teenager (seen at left) sat atop Zimmerman in the "mounted position" and punched the neighborhood watch captain in the face and head and slammed his head on the pavement. After Martin reportedly realized Zimmerman was carrying a gun, he reached for the firearm, stating, "You're gonna die now Mother farker."

Zimmerman, however, slapped Martin's hand away from the gun and fired a single shot into the teen's chest. The witness recounted that Zimmerman said Martin's final words were, "You got it, ok, you got it."

This right here is why it was a reasonable self-defense shoot. All the racist bullshiat spewing from the Treylon side isn't going to change that.

No, what I want to see is officers going to those houses that were burglarized and taking prints. $100 right now says some of them match Treylon's prints. I say that because of the fact of his school suspension, the one where he got busted with a screwdriver and 10+ pieces of women's jewelery that he was """"""holding for a friend."""""

Zimmerman's actions fit well under the SYG statute as well.

/Not trollin', just statin' my interpretation the facts.



The only "fact" in that statement is that Zimmerman made it. Nothing else is substantiated.
 
2012-07-13 03:44:13 PM  
This article is no more convincing than any other story on the subject, one way or another. The simple fact is that none of us, neither Zimmerman apologists or those who want to see him locked up in prison for 20-30 years, really knows what happened in the moments just before the fatal shooting. Any quotes used to describe what Martin is alleged to have said come from Zimmerman, so we only have his word for it, and that's hardly convincing evidence in a case like this. If Zimmerman was as cute with the police in describing how he came to shoot Martin as he was with the judge in detailing his financial assets at the bond hearing, his credibility would seem to be in question.

The trial may not conclusively prove the truth about what occurred either, but it's got to be a better approach than just trying the case in the media and relying on the speculation of a thousand or more farkers.

\In before 9beers? Wouldn't count on it.
 
2012-07-13 03:44:15 PM  
I predict this thread will be full of Yarp Narp.

/YAAARP guy is also The House on Game of Thrones. Mind Blown!
 
2012-07-13 03:44:30 PM  

frepnog: so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.


There are people who think Franklin D. Roosevelt knew the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor, those who think George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center, and those who think Barack Obama was born in Kenya. No amount of actual *EVIDENCE* is going to dissuade them because they've already made up their minds.
 
2012-07-13 03:45:20 PM  

paygun: Soft and had a hero complex, that sounds about right. George, if you couldn't take an ass whipping then maybe you shouldn't have gone looking for a fight.


Gee, did I not tow the white line well enough for you? Don't assume that because I'm white I'm a racist. Now run along or you'll be late for the next tea bagger party.
 
2012-07-13 03:46:22 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Aloy: FTA: As he struggled on the ground with Martin, the teenager (seen at left) sat atop Zimmerman in the "mounted position" and punched the neighborhood watch captain in the face and head and slammed his head on the pavement. After Martin reportedly realized Zimmerman was carrying a gun, he reached for the firearm, stating, "You're gonna die now Mother farker."

Zimmerman, however, slapped Martin's hand away from the gun and fired a single shot into the teen's chest. The witness recounted that Zimmerman said Martin's final words were, "You got it, ok, you got it."

This right here is why it was a reasonable self-defense shoot. All the racist bullshiat spewing from the Treylon side isn't going to change that.

No, what I want to see is officers going to those houses that were burglarized and taking prints. $100 right now says some of them match Treylon's prints. I say that because of the fact of his school suspension, the one where he got busted with a screwdriver and 10+ pieces of women's jewelery that he was """"""holding for a friend."""""

Zimmerman's actions fit well under the SYG statute as well.

/Not trollin', just statin' my interpretation the facts.


The only "fact" in that statement is that Zimmerman made it. Nothing else is substantiated.


i suppose the fact that Zimmerman was questioned under a lie detector and completely passed with zero deception means nothing. "Unsubstantiated" or not... the man is telling the truth.
 
2012-07-13 03:47:27 PM  
 
2012-07-13 03:47:31 PM  
Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Well, it's guys like you who championed the ethos of "you're only as good as your last act", so I hope Zimmerman enjoys prison.
 
2012-07-13 03:48:19 PM  

dittybopper: frepnog: so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.

There are people who think Franklin D. Roosevelt knew the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor, those who think George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center, and those who think Barack Obama was born in Kenya. No amount of actual *EVIDENCE* is going to dissuade them because they've already made up their minds.


i hate conspiracies looney theories as much as the next guy.... but I am pretty sure that Pearl Harbor and 9-11 WERE in fact telegraphed by the crazy farkers that did it, and the information was laughed off.
 
2012-07-13 03:51:11 PM  

frepnog:
i suppose the fact that Zimmerman was questioned under a lie detector and completely passed with zero deception means nothing. "Unsubstantiated" or not... the man is telling the truth.


No one has ever managed to beat a polygraph!
 
2012-07-13 03:51:20 PM  

dittybopper: vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Citation, TP?

Zimmerman complained about a black man beating coverup


oh my god...this is great. the martin family's entire case is based upon racism, and when this gets out (if it does), their whole premise will come crashing to the ground. they should make falsely accusing people of racism a crime.
 
2012-07-13 03:55:05 PM  

frepnog: dittybopper: frepnog: so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.

There are people who think Franklin D. Roosevelt knew the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor, those who think George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center, and those who think Barack Obama was born in Kenya. No amount of actual *EVIDENCE* is going to dissuade them because they've already made up their minds.

i hate conspiracies looney theories as much as the next guy.... but I am pretty sure that Pearl Harbor and 9-11 WERE in fact telegraphed by the crazy farkers that did it, and the information was laughed off.


Shows what you know. Al Qaeda helped the Japanese plan Pearl Harbor with the training they received from George W. Bush.

/not sure how to bring in Kenya in. Or Breitbart. Kennedy. The Mayans.
 
2012-07-13 03:55:41 PM  
Zimmerman's ex-girlfriend said he was "the last person" she would expect to be involved in a shooting incident....."


People who carry guns around are not usually the "last person" to be involved in shooting incidents.
 
2012-07-13 03:57:00 PM  

teenytinycornteeth: frepnog:
i suppose the fact that Zimmerman was questioned under a lie detector and completely passed with zero deception means nothing. "Unsubstantiated" or not... the man is telling the truth.

No one has ever managed to beat a polygraph!


yes, Zimmerman is a criminal mastermind that can beat polygraph tests.

mmhmm. the same guy that some of you claim has poor decision making skills and makes himself feel big by killing innocent kids can beat a polygraph.
 
2012-07-13 03:57:44 PM  
dittybopper: "There are people who think ... George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center ..."

Well sure, Bush couldn't have known that Al Qaeda was specifically targeting the World Trade Center, but some might think the Presidential Daily Briefing of August 6, 2001, titled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike U.S.," would have led him to take a few more counter-terrorism precautions. I mean, something like that seems pretty much meant to raise an eyebrow or two, no?

\Hindsight is always 20/20. September 11th probably would have happened just the same on Gore's watch if the Supreme Court had gone the other way.
 
2012-07-13 03:58:14 PM  
If Zimmerman had just let the kid go on his merry way instead of being a small dicked loser with a hero complex, none of this would have happened.
 
2012-07-13 04:00:23 PM  

Philimus:

\Hindsight is always 20/20. September 11th probably would have happened just the same on Gore's watch if the Supreme Court had gone the other way.


Yes an attempt would have been made, and the Democrats knew this. After the failed '93 bombing, they knew al qaeda would be back, but Bush and his pals JUST DIDN'T CARE. But that is a whole different story...
 
2012-07-13 04:02:43 PM  
trotsky


The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

Only 1 shot was fired so neither of those malfunctions would have saved the human trash from his destiny with dirt-nap.


SN1987a goes boom

Firing off more rounds might've shown a genuine fear for his life, whereas one or two shots might indicate more self awareness and control.
And you know that from your years of experience training with firearms, right?

It's more likely that unlike blue-shirt fascists, normal people don't mag-dump every time they see a black man, caged puppy, or child with a stick.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:48 PM  
FTFA: "with whom Zimmerman and his wife lived with"
 
2012-07-13 04:05:59 PM  

Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.


The only reason Zimmerman led a crusade against the cop's son is because he was so jealous that he didn't get to beat the homeless man first.
 
2012-07-13 04:07:44 PM  
George Zimmerman did not want to be a cop because "cops have a bad reputation and are bullies"; instead he wanted to be Judge Judy and Executioner

There's really no difference, for all intensive purposes.
 
2012-07-13 04:09:44 PM  

frepnog: dittybopper: frepnog: so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.

There are people who think Franklin D. Roosevelt knew the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor, those who think George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center, and those who think Barack Obama was born in Kenya. No amount of actual *EVIDENCE* is going to dissuade them because they've already made up their minds.

i hate conspiracies looney theories as much as the next guy.... but I am pretty sure that Pearl Harbor and 9-11 WERE in fact telegraphed by the crazy farkers that did it, and the information was laughed off.


There were some things that in hindsight were evidence that *SOMETHING* was going to happen, but we didn't know when and where the Japanese might attack us, or even if they were. It *COULD* have been loud saber rattling, and they *MIGHT* have backed down, if you look at it from the perspective of the people who were there at the time.

Similarly, there were some very vague indications that Al Qaeda was going to attack the US, but without actual specifics, or even a hint of what they were planning, how can you stop something like that? You can't cover all possible bases, not with limited resources. Even if they had heightened whatever alert status back then, how could it have conceivably helped?
 
2012-07-13 04:10:26 PM  
Why people love that POS Shaun of the Dead over the clearly-superior Hot Fuzz will forever elude me.
 
2012-07-13 04:11:22 PM  
It's great that this guy is still alive. So very many people could have hunted him down and killed him by now, and for good reason, but they haven't. This is proof that people believe in America and its legal system and that we still have some kind of civilization here that the populace respects.

{insert some screencap from 'god bless america' where the hot jailbait chick is gunning down someone who deserves it}
 
2012-07-13 04:14:40 PM  
xen0blue


dittybopper: vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Citation, TP?

Zimmerman complained about a black man beating coverup

oh my god...this is great. the martin family's entire case is based upon racism, and when this gets out (if it does), their whole premise will come crashing to the ground. they should make falsely accusing people of racism a crime.


Which is why the lying left has to keep pretending to ignore it..



// esp in the media (and fark-tards)
 
2012-07-13 04:16:53 PM  

The Southern Dandy: George Zimmerman did not want to be a cop because "cops have a bad reputation and are bullies"; instead he wanted to be Judge Judy and Executioner

There's really no difference, for all intensive intents and purposes.


FTFY.
 
2012-07-13 04:21:53 PM  

frepnog: teenytinycornteeth: frepnog:
i suppose the fact that Zimmerman was questioned under a lie detector and completely passed with zero deception means nothing. "Unsubstantiated" or not... the man is telling the truth.

No one has ever managed to beat a polygraph!

yes, Zimmerman is a criminal mastermind that can beat polygraph tests.

mmhmm. the same guy that some of you claim has poor decision making skills and makes himself feel big by killing innocent kids can beat a polygraph.


Criminal MASTERMIND? Either you live in a super low crime area or don't know that all it takes is practice, keeping calm and genuinely believing that your answers are true. It's not like you need to spend years in a lab trying to figure it out.
 
2012-07-13 04:26:44 PM  
The moral of this story is don't punch the guy holding the gun.
 
Slu
2012-07-13 04:27:47 PM  

caramba421: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

The world isn't black and white. People aren't either heroes or degenerates. It's possible for a person to do something that is noble and just in one instance, and make a series of really shiatty judgments in another situation.


Are you the ghost of Joe Paterno?
 
2012-07-13 04:27:51 PM  

xen0blue: dittybopper: vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Citation, TP?

Zimmerman complained about a black man beating coverup

oh my god...this is great. the martin family's entire case is based upon racism, and when this gets out (if it does), their whole premise will come crashing to the ground


1. Racism does not work that way.

2. He saw a local kid returning home from a trip to buy Skittles, called the cops, and pursued him through a darkened neighborhood with a gun, expressing a keen desire that he not be allowed to "get away." Racism is the most plausible explanation for why he did this, but it's loony no matter what the reason. A normal person with good judgment does not end up pursuing neighbor kids through the dark with a gun.

3. As for his courageous stand against injustice, all he did was talk at a public meeting five days after the police chief was forced into early retirement because a video of the incident had gone viral. He had nothing to do with bringing the incident to light; he just found it a convenient opportunity to say about how "disgusting" and lazy the police officers he did ride-alongs with were. Almost like he thought he could do a better job himself.
 
2012-07-13 04:32:08 PM  
Wrong judge. Judy is white.

Here is what a Hispanic judge looks like.

www.polyvore.com
easytm.co.cc

/hot just like her
 
2012-07-13 04:32:39 PM  

xen0blue: oh my god...this is great. the martin family's entire case is based upon racism, and when this gets out (if it does), their whole premise will come crashing to the ground. they should make falsely accusing people of racism a crime.


We knew that when the funeral director blatantly lied on camera to defend Trayvon.

/either he lied about checking every square inch of Trayvon's knuckles for marks that showed he'd been punching anybody, or he lied about finding no marks at all
//either way, he lied for the sake of total strangers with whom the only thing he had in common was skin color, and we have the autopsy photos to prove it
 
2012-07-13 04:33:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Well, it's guys like you who championed the ethos of "you're only as good as your last act", so I hope Zimmerman enjoys prison.


He will get off. Killing Traypack was a good deed. No_Limit_Ni**a was a gold toothed thug who sold dope and eventually would be giving chicks 40 pound boxes. George was attacked, defended himself. I hope he sues everyone who went after him, he has a damn good case, especially against MSNBC and prominent public officials. All the evidence supports him.

Liberals, you just are bad people.
 
2012-07-13 04:45:51 PM  

JudgeItoBox: Why people love that POS Shaun of the Dead over the clearly-superior Hot Fuzz will forever elude me.


I think that they are equally excellent. So, nyah!
 
2012-07-13 04:49:26 PM  

AustinFakir: xen0blue: dittybopper: vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Citation, TP?

Zimmerman complained about a black man beating coverup

oh my god...this is great. the martin family's entire case is based upon racism, and when this gets out (if it does), their whole premise will come crashing to the ground

1. Racism does not work that way.


Of course not. It only works the way *YOU* think it works, or the way that's most politically expedient to claim at the time

2. He saw a local kid returning home from a trip to buy Skittles, called the cops, and pursued him through a darkened neighborhood with a gun, expressing a keen desire that he not be allowed to "get away." Racism is the most plausible explanation for why he did this, but it's loony no matter what the reason. A normal person with good judgment does not end up pursuing neighbor kids through the dark with a gun.


A. Martin wasn't a local kid. He was in "exile", having been suspended from school for drugs, and staying with his father, whose girlfriend happened to live there.

B. The racism narrative is destroyed. No one has found *ANY* speck of evidence suggesting that Zimmerman might have had a racial bias, and they looked *HARD* for it, because there were potential federal charges they could lay on him if they could prove the crime was racially motivated.

3. As for his courageous stand against injustice, all he did was talk at a public meeting five days after the police chief was forced into early retirement because a video of the incident had gone viral. He had nothing to do with bringing the incident to light; he just found it a convenient opportunity to say about how "disgusting" and lazy the police officers he did ride-alongs with were. Almost like he thought he could do a better job himself.

And in the process, he was defending a black person. He was engaged, but on the side of protecting a minority.

But let's just say "Hey, that's inconsequential to the events", which is true enough, *BUT* it is not the action of a person who views black people with distrust. You don't get Klan members lining up to protest the beating of homeless black men.

All of the actual evidence and witness testimony that has been released so far is consistent with Zimmerman's statements to the police, and they support a finding of self-defense.

There is a long list of spin and factoids from the Martin side of the case, often pushed by the usual race-baiting hucksters, that have been shown to be false or blatantly misleading as the actual evidence has come out. In fact, Martin's family has lied to the public about his age by only providing 5 year old pictures, they lied about him being suspended and what he was suspended for, they lied about Zimmerman being uninjured. They lied about Zimmerman weighing 100lbs more than Martin. They lied about Martin "pleading for his life". They lied about Martin trying to run away from Zimmerman.

Don't hang you hat on Zimmerman being a racist, or having racial motives, just because people who have afinancial and political interest in promoting racism say that must be his motivation. I'm thinking Zimmerman's motivation was he was getting the shiat kicked out of him by a young man suffering from a bad attitude and testosterone poisoning.
 
2012-07-13 04:49:35 PM  

vrax: JudgeItoBox: Why people love that POS Shaun of the Dead over the clearly-superior Hot Fuzz will forever elude me.

I think that they are equally excellent. So, nyah!


Paul. End of discussion...
 
2012-07-13 04:53:18 PM  

Charlie Chingas: vrax: JudgeItoBox: Why people love that POS Shaun of the Dead over the clearly-superior Hot Fuzz will forever elude me.

I think that they are equally excellent. So, nyah!

Paul. End of discussion...


Yes, Paul, while still enjoyable, is the worst of the three.
 
2012-07-13 04:53:46 PM  

Charlie Chingas: frepnog: dittybopper: frepnog: so.

there are still people that truly think that Zimmmerman stalked and murdered an innocent black child, eh.

There are people who think Franklin D. Roosevelt knew the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor, those who think George W. Bush knew Al Qaeda was going to attack the World Trade Center, and those who think Barack Obama was born in Kenya. No amount of actual *EVIDENCE* is going to dissuade them because they've already made up their minds.

i hate conspiracies looney theories as much as the next guy.... but I am pretty sure that Pearl Harbor and 9-11 WERE in fact telegraphed by the crazy farkers that did it, and the information was laughed off.

Shows what you know. Al Qaeda helped the Japanese plan Pearl Harbor with the training they received from George W. Bush.

/not sure how to bring in Kenya in. Or Breitbart. Kennedy. The Mayans.


The Mayans predicted that, y'know...And everyone has heard the prophecy that Kenya would send a man - the seventh son of a first son - to undermine the White Devils of the West. Through him they would choreograph the deaths of Kennedy and Breitbart.

It all happened, man. I'm tellin' you - those Mayans were some crazy farkers, with their sooth saying and peyote orgies and whatnot.
 
2012-07-13 04:54:39 PM  

vrax: Charlie Chingas: vrax: JudgeItoBox: Why people love that POS Shaun of the Dead over the clearly-superior Hot Fuzz will forever elude me.

I think that they are equally excellent. So, nyah!

Paul. End of discussion...

Yes, Paul, while still enjoyable, is the worst of the three.


I'd agree with you, but then I'd be wrong.
 
2012-07-13 04:55:18 PM  
I'm not sure who to distrust more in this scenario.
 
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