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(The Smoking Gun)   George Zimmerman did not want to be a cop because "cops have a bad reputation and are bullies"; instead he wanted to be Judge Judy and Executioner   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 144
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2012-07-13 02:31:25 PM  
I often ask myself, WWJJD?
 
2012-07-13 02:31:35 PM  
I'm sure this will be a rational discussion.
 
2012-07-13 02:31:43 PM  
I approve of your Hot Fuzz reference Subby.
 
2012-07-13 02:31:46 PM  
Win, I lol'd
 
2012-07-13 02:32:31 PM  
Beauty fades but dumb is forever!
 
2012-07-13 02:33:03 PM  

davidphogan: I'm sure this will be a rational discussion.



Ugh...not another thread about this.

/Off to get my flak jacket, helmet, and goggles.
 
2012-07-13 02:33:42 PM  

davidphogan: I'm sure this will be a rational discussion.


Nope, this is where we heap all of our irrational love of cops together and try to justify bootlicking
 
2012-07-13 02:33:43 PM  

Hector Felix: I often ask myself, WWJJD?


she'd call someone a moron in a hostile manner without saying "you farking moron"
 
2012-07-13 02:33:54 PM  

Jahx: I approve of your Hot Fuzz reference Subby.


Well, Zimmerman did it For The Greater Good.

/The Greater Good
 
2012-07-13 02:34:22 PM  
I have to admit, the Right Wing really chooses their heroes well.

/sarcasm. because you can't tell.
 
2012-07-13 02:35:15 PM  
Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.
 
2012-07-13 02:35:40 PM  
Well you see, Zimmerman fits the profile of a farking loser who has no balls put the effort in, so he runs around playing cops and robbers at neighborhood watch. I hope he gets the book thrown at him and is savagely ass raped in prison.
 
2012-07-13 02:39:32 PM  
I haven't watched Judge Judy in a long time. Are they executing people on that show now?
 
2012-07-13 02:41:05 PM  
I suckz at photoshop


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i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 02:45:47 PM  
The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?
 
2012-07-13 02:46:17 PM  
Herrrrrrrnggghhhhh
 
2012-07-13 02:47:28 PM  
Is it me, or was there a massive amount of quotations in that article?
 
2012-07-13 02:47:37 PM  
This thread is like cement and charcoal: Deadly troll bait.
 
2012-07-13 02:49:19 PM  

Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.


The world isn't black and white. People aren't either heroes or degenerates. It's possible for a person to do something that is noble and just in one instance, and make a series of really shiatty judgments in another situation.
 
2012-07-13 02:50:14 PM  

trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?


Actually it did jam. It didn't extract the fired round.
 
2012-07-13 02:50:37 PM  

Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.


Of course he will lead a crusade against a black cop who beat an innocent white man.

/am doing it rite?
 
2012-07-13 02:51:39 PM  

TapDancingTamarin: Is it me, or was there a massive amount of quotations in that article?


That's something they call "direct quotations," meaning that was the exact wording given to the article writer.

You don't see it often because many journalists are hackfrauds and just make stuff up that is wrong. Thankfully, that gives Fark a lot of material for snarky headlines.
 
2012-07-13 02:53:57 PM  

jbuist: trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?

Actually it did jam. It didn't extract the fired round.


Really? Huh, I wonder how many more rounds he would have fired off it that hadn't happened.
 
2012-07-13 02:58:03 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: jbuist: trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?

Actually it did jam. It didn't extract the fired round.

Really? Huh, I wonder how many more rounds he would have fired off it that hadn't happened.


thats what i was thinking as well
 
2012-07-13 02:59:12 PM  
So you wanna be a cop?
So you wanna be on the top
Arrestin and shootin' all the kids on the block
Incarcerate the youth of the next generation
And you get the high fives at the police station
So you wanna wear blue
And prey on the people
Go above the constitution where all men are equal
Beat down the poor and the working class core
You're a class traitor motherfarkin' rich man's whore
'Cuz it's a thin blue line between the love and the hate
If you so choose to cross it you're a nazi for the state
Your injustice will crush us, the precious the few
So you wanna be a killer for the red white and blue
You're a biatch to the crown
Keep your own people down
You've got nothing to protect
But you're keeping the sect
For your own damn brothers you got no respect
And the killing won't stop when you become a cop
So you wanna be a cop?
You never stop with your wicked guns going pop
After 41 shots you're grinning in the donut shop
Your sickening behavior regulates this society
And musters all the sickness and hatred inside of me
So you wanna wear blue?
Well you're just the type
Got a chip on your shoulder and an itch for a gripe
Standing on a raft in an ocean of blood
But you're doing the killing and you're causing the flood
They say the sea is green and the sky is blue
And that's about right because we're below you
You cop an extra attitude when you come down my block
So you wanna be a cop?


Being a racist vigilante is basically the same thing without the uniform. Cops and nazis love working together if Arizona and Greece are any indication.
 
2012-07-13 02:59:26 PM  

Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 03:00:52 PM  

CliChe Guevara: SN1987a goes boom: jbuist: trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?

Actually it did jam. It didn't extract the fired round.

Really? Huh, I wonder how many more rounds he would have fired off it that hadn't happened.

thats what i was thinking as well


No need to wonder, the first one got it done.
 
2012-07-13 03:02:13 PM  

montex: I have to admit, the Right Wing really chooses their heroes well.


"This animal is very bad; when attacked, it defends itself."

Seriously, we all know that Zimmerman must be guilty because his skin contains less melanin than Trayvon Martin's (tho' not much less). Had the reverse been the case, this shooting would have been a minor news item in Florida that practically none of us would ever have heard of, none of the professional race hustlers would have said a single word about it, and none of the self- loathing white liberal douchebags on Fark would have troubled themselves to express fake outrage about it.
 
2012-07-13 03:03:05 PM  
Soft and had a hero complex, that sounds about right. George, if you couldn't take an ass whipping then maybe you shouldn't have gone looking for a fight.
 
2012-07-13 03:03:22 PM  
I never really wanted to be a professional baseball player what with all the travel and temptations of women so I chose the exciting world of software engineering.
 
2012-07-13 03:03:37 PM  
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HE'S NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER
 
2012-07-13 03:04:32 PM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: CliChe Guevara: SN1987a goes boom: jbuist: trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?

Actually it did jam. It didn't extract the fired round.

Really? Huh, I wonder how many more rounds he would have fired off it that hadn't happened.

thats what i was thinking as well

No need to wonder, the first one got it done.


Firing off more rounds might've shown a genuine fear for his life, whereas one or two shots might indicate more self awareness and control.
 
2012-07-13 03:05:45 PM  

Silverstaff: Jahx: I approve of your Hot Fuzz reference Subby.

Well, Zimmerman did it For The Greater Good.

/The Greater Good


Shut it!
 
2012-07-13 03:05:47 PM  
Question for the Fark lawyers.

Do any of the quotes claimed to be made by Trevon matter? He's not here to say what happened, so all these quotes should be considered heresay, right?
 
2012-07-13 03:05:57 PM  
In before "he should have stayed in the car"
 
2012-07-13 03:08:52 PM  

Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.


Citation, TP?
 
2012-07-13 03:09:53 PM  
he should have stayed in the car
 
2012-07-13 03:10:49 PM  
He's such a hero chasing down, and killing, an unarmed black kid.
 
2012-07-13 03:11:08 PM  

paygun: Soft and had a hero complex, that sounds about right. George, if you couldn't take an ass whipping then maybe you shouldn't have gone looking for a fight.


Soft and had a hero complex according the investigator, who knows that Zimmerman has a low opinion of the police based upon how they tried to cover up a beating by the chief of police's son, because Zimmerman told him to his face.

Hero complex? Maybe. Soft? Telling the guy investigating you for killing someone you don't think too highly of his peers doesn't sound all that soft to me.
 
2012-07-13 03:12:19 PM  

degenerate-afro: he should have stayed in the car

 
2012-07-13 03:12:28 PM  

Jake Havechek: Well you see, Zimmerman fits the profile of a farking loser who has no balls put the effort in, so he runs around playing cops and robbers at neighborhood watch. I hope he gets the book thrown at him and is savagely ass raped in prison.


Listen: this is how the degenerate Left describes a decent, hard- working, tax- paying man who took the trouble to protect his community after a string of burglaries, only to find himself jumped and beaten by someone who had already been acting suspiciously. For this offence, Zimmerman is to be judged guilty before his trial and sentenced to sexual torture. All in the name of justice, of course.

Thank God our society is going to collapse soon, so that people like Jake Havechek will also have the opportunity to be beaten up (or hopefully worse) by the Sons of Obama -- although I'm sure they'll pull their punches when he tells them he once white- knighted for Trayvon Martin on Fark.
 
2012-07-13 03:13:01 PM  

Hector Felix: I often ask myself, WWJJD?


When I'm faced with a conundrum, I ask myself "What would I do?". That usually makes it pretty easy to figure out which course of action to take.
 
2012-07-13 03:13:39 PM  

dittybopper: paygun: Soft and had a hero complex, that sounds about right. George, if you couldn't take an ass whipping then maybe you shouldn't have gone looking for a fight.

Soft and had a hero complex according the investigator, who knows that Zimmerman has a low opinion of the police based upon how they tried to cover up a beating by the chief of police's son, because Zimmerman told him to his face.

Hero complex? Maybe. Soft? Telling the guy investigating you for killing someone you don't think too highly of his peers doesn't sound all that soft to me.


Yeah. Sounds more like idiocy than softness to me.
 
2012-07-13 03:16:00 PM  
Yaknow, I've been thinking and I've arrived at the fanciful conclusion that (really) he should have stayed in the car.
 
2012-07-13 03:16:21 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Firing off more rounds might've shown a genuine fear for his life, whereas one or two shots might indicate more self awareness and control.


I don't think I've ever heard of a prosecutor using that argument. It's usually the other way around. "Didya really need to shoot him 15 times?"
 
2012-07-13 03:17:50 PM  
It took this long?
mimg.ugo.com
Son, he is disappoint.
 
2012-07-13 03:18:38 PM  

trotsky: The one time his Kel-Tec doesn't stovepipe or jam and he pays for it.

/Won't somebody think of the wannbes with cheap pistols?


Nice catch. The best-case scenario for him would have been that his gun didn't fire. And if he didn't have the gun at all, he wouldn't have got his ass beat. Of course, if Martin had really been a thug casing the neighborhood for a robbery, like Zimmerman thought, he probably would have been savvy enough not to give a guy like Zimmerman a chance to shoot him. Good thing for him he learned his lesson with a random neighborhood kid instead of a real criminal, right?

Think about it. Zimmerman's intentions and planning were so stupid that the less things went according to his plan, the better off he was. Chasing and confronting a real criminal in the dark: he could easily have gotten stabbed or shot. Accidentally stalking a neighborhood kid: just a beat-down. Gun works: on trial, probably going to jail. Can't make the gun work: just a beat-down. Oh, man, I forgot my gun today, I'm such a dumbass: no confrontation, he lives free to bother the cops about suspicious black people another day.

The less competent he is, the safer he is from himself.
 
2012-07-13 03:25:29 PM  
I can't wait until this goes to trial and Zimmerman gets off. The Fark thread for the verdict will be legendary. If harnessed properly, the amount of butthurt, trolling, fark-lawyering, and "I-told-you-so!"s will be enough to revive Abe Vigoda's corpse.
 
2012-07-13 03:27:20 PM  

the_rhino: He's such a hero chasing down, and killing, an unarmed black kid.


Hey man, if it works for the police, why not a private individual?
You damn socialists trying to keep all the fun and heroism in the public sector.
 
2012-07-13 03:29:42 PM  

vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: Guys are aware George led a crusade against a cop's son who beat a homeless man, right? Cops wanted to sweep it under the rug. George pushed. He is a great guy and did the world a favor, twice.

Citation, TP?


Zimmerman complained about a black man beating coverup
 
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