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2003-11-14 11:04:34 AM
Do you know that there are NO freakin pictures of that scene from MIB II on the internet?!?! WT hell?

Guess I'll just have to fix that. Yeeees. And fix it I will. Prepare yourself internet!
 
2003-11-14 01:49:29 PM
You REALLY don't want to look in the trunk.
 
2003-11-14 01:49:46 PM
Rhollmer- while you're at it, run a GIS for scenes from Repo Man....
 
2003-11-14 01:51:40 PM
Awesome.
 
2003-11-14 01:52:19 PM

"We can't eat the pies right now lady. do us a favor and just toss them in the back, ok ?"


 
2003-11-14 01:52:31 PM
Why do I have visuals in my head from that movie "Men At Work"?

"It's time to do the nasty."
"NASTY! NASTY!"
 
2003-11-14 01:52:56 PM
I must try cunnilingus with a sprinkle of cinnamon and a fork..sounds rewarding....very rewarding.
 
2003-11-14 01:53:35 PM
mmmmmm, pie!
 
2003-11-14 01:54:21 PM
Wait until she gets her credit card bill ...

-/nothin'
 
2003-11-14 01:55:17 PM
"Garbage men get 'pie' from old lady.... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2003-11-14 01:55:42 PM
I concur, Christiana, that was definitely decent of those chaps.

Out of curiousity: Does your purse talk to you? My duffel bag does.
 
2003-11-14 01:56:28 PM
That lady looks great for 82! And hooray for those two honest men. We should have more people in the world like them.
 
2003-11-14 01:57:47 PM
"I wasn't expecting all this," said George when he saw the bakery and the press. "I would have shaved."

Wouldn't want anyone to think I look like a garbage man or something...
 
2003-11-14 01:58:16 PM
Great story. I don't know how they could eat in that truck, or anywhere near it, though.
 
2003-11-14 01:59:26 PM
Mmmmm pie.

The thought of it makes me want to cut my balls off.
 
2003-11-14 01:59:27 PM
<i>RoguePixie
That lady looks great for 82! And hooray for those two honest men. We should have more people in the world like them.</i>

I agree. When I saw the pic I would have guessed she was 50 or 60.

Nice to hear a good Human Interst Fluff piece now and then.
 
2003-11-14 01:59:48 PM
If you have ever lost/had stolen a purse or wallet you know just how heroic these guys are. God bless em, everyone
 
2003-11-14 02:03:09 PM
This story will hit the mainstream television media as soon as somehing bad happens to anyone involved.
 
2003-11-14 02:06:11 PM
I'm gettin' cavities - that story was too sweet!
 
2003-11-14 02:09:39 PM
I was a trash man when I was in school...

After about a year or so, you start eating things you find in the trash. You know, like swiss coloney beef logs and stuff...
 
OBB
2003-11-14 02:09:42 PM
"Oh the garbageman can!"
 
2003-11-14 02:11:14 PM
Ma'am, before I put this in the truck, would you mind wrapping it up in Saran wrap first? And then spraying the Saran wrap with Lysol? Cuz it aint' exactly "clean" in my cab.

Thank ya, ma'am.
 
2003-11-14 02:11:18 PM
Was it necessary to present the pies so close to the truck? What did the reporter not think we wouldn't know they were garbage men? Nothing gets me in the mood for a fresh apple pie more than the smell of a full garbage truck.

Besides all of that. Good job men!

(pinches nose and nods in admiration)
 
2003-11-14 02:11:26 PM
Was it necessary to present the pies so close to the truck? What did the reporter not think we wouldn't know they were garbage men? Nothing gets me in the mood for a fresh apple pie more than the smell of a full garbage truck.

Besides all of that. Good job men!

(pinches nose and nods in admiration)
 
2003-11-14 02:12:00 PM
I wish there were more stories like this. I might be able to believe that the world is a decent place to live, and that other people might be worth a shiat.
 
2003-11-14 02:12:55 PM
"Your honesty and integrity in the matter are truly exemplary,"

Thank you Mr. Soprano
 
2003-11-14 02:16:03 PM
Sweet
 
2003-11-14 02:16:39 PM
Better story than the usual "STAY IN YOUR HOME - THAR BE RAPISTS AND MURDERERS ABOUT!" crap that just makes everyone mistrust everyone else.
 
2003-11-14 02:22:26 PM
Mmmm...floor pie...
 
2003-11-14 02:23:16 PM
There's no mention of Aliens in this story!

LIES!!
 
2003-11-14 02:27:20 PM
Pie fight! Splat.. Splat.. Auuuugh it burns!
 
2003-11-14 02:28:21 PM
ChairmanKaga

First, a department store Santa, and then a trash-eating garbageman - what other interesting jobs have you undertaken when not dramatically biting peppers and wearing gay admiral outfits?
 
2003-11-14 02:29:34 PM
Where are the aliens that dropped the purse? I'm confused. Damned misleading headlines...
 
2003-11-14 02:30:10 PM
"She begged the men to accept a reward.

Finally, George said, OK, give us some head. Done, Christy replied."
 
2003-11-14 02:32:41 PM
RTFA. It says she is a resident alien from Canada.
 
2003-11-14 02:34:27 PM
Somebody explain the alien reference please?

/Confused
 
2003-11-14 02:35:18 PM
Did RTFA. That's why the headline is misleading. Little thing called sarcasm.
 
2003-11-14 02:35:36 PM
Thanks WTFRUlookingat
 
2003-11-14 02:39:29 PM
"And in other news, a whole bunch of horrible depressing stuff also happened Thursday around the globe, but we'll ignore that for now."

Nice to have your prioritys straight. Mmm, pie.
 
2003-11-14 02:42:49 PM
they already eating humble pie...they garbage men.
 
2003-11-14 02:47:33 PM
That is a jorb well done.
I was once at my girlfriends apartment and two kids (about 10 years old) knocked on the door to see if anyone lost their wallet, which they had turned into the apartment office. I followed them to the office and got my wallet, with everything still in it. I rewarded them with a $20 check, since I had no cash on me.
 
2003-11-14 02:47:54 PM
Good story. It sucks to lose a wallet, purse, or whatever container you hold your personal items in.
 
2003-11-14 03:04:37 PM
Who can take your trash out?

Stomp it down for you?
 
2003-11-14 03:09:07 PM
I hope they wash their hands before dipping into her pie
Snicker snicker.....sorry
 
2003-11-14 03:09:24 PM
Remember when things like this weren't newsworthy because you can count on people to DO THE HONORABLE THING?
Congratualtions guys, for NOT stealing from the elderly.
 
2003-11-14 03:26:50 PM
from the heading I was expecting it to end with: After the rampaging garbage men found out how to use the alien guns, they destroyed all of france after it had surrendured, 5 times.
 
2003-11-14 03:35:57 PM
"I wasn't expecting all this, I would have shaved."

Sounds like my last date.
 
2003-11-14 03:47:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm...pie.
 
2003-11-14 03:52:31 PM
Yarr, I will buy thee silence with pie.
 
2003-11-14 03:59:18 PM
um, yea it was nice.
but i want to live in a world where they would get the "decent human being" tag.
everyone's a hero
 
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