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2012-07-13 04:39:30 PM
+1 for the headline
 
2012-07-13 04:40:26 PM
The guy made millions. Why is he only paying 5k a month? Cheap bastard.
 
2012-07-13 04:40:50 PM
$5000 a month? Damn. That kid must have gold diapers.
 
2012-07-13 04:42:30 PM

HZS9PK: $5000 a month? Damn. That kid must have gold diapers.


Well, his daughter is 7, so that might be weird :P
 
2012-07-13 04:52:02 PM
Bet he is not a good tipper as well
 
2012-07-13 04:54:22 PM

too_amuzed: +1 for the headline


thanks
 
2012-07-13 05:05:09 PM

dosboot: Bet he is not a good tipper as well


Because he's black. Amirite?
 
2012-07-13 05:09:20 PM

libranoelrose: dosboot: Bet he is not a good tipper as well

Because he's black. Amirite?


Yes.
 
2012-07-13 05:25:44 PM

dosboot: Bet he is not a good tipper as well


He has two kids, so I'd say he was average in dispensing his tip.
 
2012-07-13 05:51:34 PM
Why would someone in his financial distress piss away that AFL money he could have earned?

/oh right he's dumb
 
2012-07-13 06:08:07 PM
Hey, TO, learn to sing a happy tune to get you by during hard times. After me:

Well, I had just got out from the county prison,
Doin' ninety days for non-support.
Tried to find me an executive position,
But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, "We got all that we can use."
Now I got them steadily depressin', low down mind messin'
Working at the car wash blues.
 
2012-07-13 06:41:45 PM
Condoms would have been cheaper.
 
2012-07-13 06:46:50 PM

teto85: Condoms would have been cheaper.


A vasectomy would have been cheaper.
 
2012-07-13 06:53:46 PM
This guy is a budding first round draft choice.

For Death Pool picks.
 
2012-07-13 07:19:48 PM
I don't get the headline.
 
2012-07-13 07:22:29 PM

too_amuzed: The guy made millions. Why is he only paying 5k a month? Cheap bastard.


Because now he's broke and he has more than 1 kid he's paying for.
 
2012-07-13 07:24:42 PM
I don't feel much pity for a woman who thought it would be a good idea to have kids with T.O.
 
2012-07-13 07:44:33 PM

El Brujo: I don't get the headline.


I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.
 
2012-07-13 07:48:38 PM

davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.


HA HA!
 
2012-07-13 08:03:06 PM

davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.


I think it would have been better as "Terrell's Bin-Owing"
 
2012-07-13 08:19:33 PM

libranoelrose: davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.

I think it would have been better as "Terrell's Bin-Owing"


Ok. So there a bin laden double meaning? Because he had many kids?? Either way it's a stretch. Or I'm just dumb.
 
2012-07-13 08:25:23 PM

muck4doo: I don't feel much pity for a woman who thought it would be a good idea to have kids with T.O.


But you're fine with women sleeping with him?
 
2012-07-13 08:34:32 PM
Owens' attorney took the blame for his clients absence at a July 12 hearing, claiming he forgot to communicate with Owens.


This is extremely likely. His attorney is not lying at all. Lawyers do this all the time.
 
2012-07-13 08:35:42 PM

rjakobi: teto85: Condoms would have been cheaper.

A vasectomy would have been cheaper.


castration would have been cheaper
 
2012-07-13 08:46:02 PM

rjakobi: muck4doo: I don't feel much pity for a woman who thought it would be a good idea to have kids with T.O.

But you're fine with women sleeping with him?


It's called protection. She knows about it as much as he does. Obviously she didn't care.
 
2012-07-13 08:54:12 PM

too_amuzed: The guy made millions. Why is he only paying 5k a month? Cheap bastard.


Why should a person continue to owe 5k a month after losing their high paying job?
 
2012-07-13 09:08:42 PM

AKTurkey: Owens' attorney took the blame for his clients absence at a July 12 hearing, claiming he forgot to communicate with Owens.


This is extremely likely. His attorney is not lying at all. Lawyers do this all the time.


thelaughbutton.com

"Did MY client forget about the hearing? Absolutely not. I didn't tell him about it because he was busy feeding starving children in Africa."
 
2012-07-13 09:42:32 PM

AKTurkey: Owens' attorney took the blame for his clients absence at a July 12 hearing, claiming he forgot to communicate with Owens.


This is extremely likely. His attorney is not lying at all. Lawyers do this all the time.


I said pretty much the same thing to myself. Either he's so poor he could only afford one of the worst attorneys in his state or his attorney is lying to cover his ass. If you're a lawyer, your reputation is everything and you just don't forget hearings...especially if you have a high-profile client like T.O.

And I don't get the headline, either.
 
2012-07-13 10:09:46 PM

El Brujo: libranoelrose: davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.

I think it would have been better as "Terrell's Bin-Owing"

Ok. So there a bin laden double meaning? Because he had many kids?? Either way it's a stretch. Or I'm just dumb.


Non-witty headline: Terrell Owens has been owing money in child support, but hasn't been paying said child support

Midway headline: Terrell's (been) Owensing child support money

Headline: Terrell Bin-Owens
 
2012-07-13 10:35:45 PM

paswa17: El Brujo: libranoelrose: davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.

I think it would have been better as "Terrell's Bin-Owing"

Ok. So there a bin laden double meaning? Because he had many kids?? Either way it's a stretch. Or I'm just dumb.

Non-witty headline: Terrell Owens has been owing money in child support, but hasn't been paying said child support

Midway headline: Terrell's (been) Owensing child support money

Headline: Terrell Bin-Owens


I accept that.

hollywoodshow.com
 
2012-07-13 11:07:58 PM

umad: too_amuzed: The guy made millions. Why is he only paying 5k a month? Cheap bastard.

Why should a person continue to owe 5k a month after losing their high paying job?


Because he made 90 mil in the last 18 years? Any common idiot who made 90 mil should be throwing around 5k like it's a small bag of pennies, but TO is a special kind of dumbass.
 
2012-07-14 12:04:52 AM
"That's...that's my quarterback man. We impregnated all these chicks and lost our outrageous salary as a TEAM."
 
2012-07-14 07:51:00 AM

davidphogan: El Brujo: I don't get the headline.

I've been trying to figure it out also. I've failed.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-14 08:12:47 AM
I never get why these people have 4-5 figure monthly child support payments AFTER they're no longer playing. Seriously dude, if you're finances suck that much, go back to court and have it adjusted to something reasonable. It's not like you've taken a million blows to the head that would make you forget something this obvious.
 
2012-07-14 08:54:53 AM
A black guy didn't pay his child support?! Say it isn't so! this world is just upside down..

BTW... LOVE the Ruxin pic:)
 
2012-07-14 09:45:14 AM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dosboot: Bet he is not a good tipper as well

He has two kids, so I'd say he was average in dispensing his tip.


Actually he has 4.
 
2012-07-14 12:56:59 PM
If TO is paying $5k a month for four kids, that's $240,000 a year. I figure at least 13 years paying at full before the oldest drops off because of turning 18 so Terrell will spend $3,120,000 if he can't get the per month amount reduced for being jobless. I guess he also pays $60k a month to keep the four hoes and his snowflakes in their own houses.

I found some info on Celebrity Net Worth.
 
2012-07-14 01:26:04 PM

Snargi: If TO is paying $5k a month for four kids, that's $240,000 a year. I figure at least 13 years paying at full before the oldest drops off because of turning 18 so Terrell will spend $3,120,000 if he can't get the per month amount reduced for being jobless. I guess he also pays $60k a month to keep the four hoes and his snowflakes in their own houses.

I found some info on Celebrity Net Worth.


3.3% of his gross earnings over the duration of his career for other people to raise his kids is laughably cheap.
 
2012-07-14 01:34:43 PM
For some perspective, TO made ~$70mil over ~10 years at his height. To blow through that kind of cash, one has to go through $19,178 *PER DAY*. Every day. For an entire decade. And that doesn't even mention the other $20+ mil.
 
2012-07-14 02:17:09 PM

the biggest redneck here: For some perspective, TO made ~$70mil over ~10 years at his height. To blow through that kind of cash, one has to go through $19,178 *PER DAY*. Every day. For an entire decade. And that doesn't even mention the other $20+ mil.


Actually about half that amount. Between government taxes, sports agent fees, attorney retainer fees, publicity firm fees including the publicist he was allegedly banging in Dallas, TO only has probably seen $40 mil of that salary. Still not an excuse for not paying child support.

I wonder about the house payments? Where the hell to these women live that they have monthly house payments of $15k?
 
2012-07-14 05:32:24 PM

Snargi: the biggest redneck here: For some perspective, TO made ~$70mil over ~10 years at his height. To blow through that kind of cash, one has to go through $19,178 *PER DAY*. Every day. For an entire decade. And that doesn't even mention the other $20+ mil.

Actually about half that amount. Between government taxes, sports agent fees, attorney retainer fees, publicity firm fees including the publicist he was allegedly banging in Dallas, TO only has probably seen $40 mil of that salary. Still not an excuse for not paying child support.

I wonder about the house payments? Where the hell to these women live that they have monthly house payments of $15k?


Figured people realized that. After taxes and agent fees, he was going through $10,000+/day in straight cash. For a decade. With another 10 mil net already banked.
 
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