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(Air Force Times)   Take-your-kids-to-work day takes on a whole new meaning when you're a Navy doctor. "Hey, kids, wanna see this dead Marine's brain? He won't mind. Go ahead, hold it"   (airforcetimes.com) divider line 49
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2012-07-13 03:07:39 PM
"Extremely poor" judgment.

Oh, that's all it was.
 
2012-07-13 03:08:20 PM
um, help us out here subby. can you give us a hint of why we are supposed to care about this?
 
2012-07-13 03:11:11 PM
Because Welcome to Fark?
 
2012-07-13 03:12:22 PM
I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.
 
2012-07-13 03:12:26 PM
I'll just leave this here...

data.whicdn.com

\hot like where I'm going
 
2012-07-13 03:12:31 PM
Abbynormal.
 
2012-07-13 03:13:36 PM

cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.


something something on the parade field.
 
2012-07-13 03:16:20 PM
Gee, thanks Mr. Olsen!

"Katie, why don't you run along now. Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk."
 
2012-07-13 03:19:21 PM

cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.


did you write all that just to troll an intentional mispelling? Really?
 
2012-07-13 03:22:24 PM
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Understands obscure days with parents..
 
2012-07-13 03:22:33 PM
If my organs teach anything to kids after I'm dead, grab away. I won't exactly need them.
 
2012-07-13 03:23:22 PM
On second review I could have worded that differently.
 
2012-07-13 03:24:15 PM

Antagonism: If my organs teach anything to kids after I'm dead, grab away. I won't exactly need them.


Bingo.
 
2012-07-13 03:33:28 PM
Marines give up ownership of their brains in basic training.
All government property.
Like when you give your rights away to TSA "voluntarily"

/one of these is a good thing, the other bullchit
 
2012-07-13 03:35:11 PM
Is holding a marines brain like petting a jackalope?
 
2012-07-13 03:35:48 PM
Lucky kids.
 
2012-07-13 03:37:25 PM
Where else was he going to get a brain to show the kids?
 
2012-07-13 03:40:26 PM
So that's why they call them jar heads.
 
2012-07-13 03:45:08 PM

IamAwake: cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.

did you write all that just to troll an intentional mispelling? Really?


See, corps looks like corpse, but it... ah, fark it. Nobody appreciates a good pun anymore.

I approve, cgrave67. Well done.
 
2012-07-13 03:46:29 PM
Insane in the membrain
 
2012-07-13 03:46:41 PM
www.thingsinmovies.com
 
2012-07-13 03:47:31 PM
insane in the membrain memebrain

/FTFM
 
2012-07-13 03:49:19 PM
Autopsy Surgeon: Subject brain shows no contrecoup-type damage or blood clotting. Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Harry, come here and look at this! It's the damnedest thing I ever saw.
Harry Callahan: What's that?
Autopsy Surgeon: What it says: "Eat at Luigi's!"
 
2012-07-13 03:55:28 PM

IamAwake: cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.

did you write all that just to troll an intentional mispelling? Really?


You have been here way too long not to detect wife-like typing.
 
2012-07-13 03:56:32 PM
Abbie something.
 
2012-07-13 03:57:23 PM
Another glaring example that shows an education is useless if you have no common sense.
WTF!
 
2012-07-13 03:57:39 PM
"Hey, kids, wanna see this dead Marine's brain? He won't mind. Go ahead, hold it"

It's true, he won't mind... you know... on account of being dead and all that.
 
2012-07-13 03:59:59 PM
Meanwhile, at the Richmond VA science museum...
www.luxor.com

After I'm dead, you can play with my brain all you want. In fact, I insist you throw it at someone. Make sure it splatters them real good.
Ear fark me if you want to.
 
2012-07-13 04:01:12 PM
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R.I.P. Marine Brian
 
2012-07-13 04:01:46 PM

jgilb: So that's why they call them jar heads.


This joke makes you one of the few, proud.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:52 PM

jsavimbi: Where else was he going to get a enough brain to show the kids?


From someone in the Army.

Hey, what is 120 feet long, 30 feet thick, and has an IQ of 67?
A platoon of Marines!

okay, I'm done here.
 
2012-07-13 04:09:29 PM
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/never been more appropriate?
//or inappropriate?
 
2012-07-13 04:22:16 PM
While having his kids play with the brain is odd, I find it more disturbing that the guy took the brain home in a jar. Really? To your HOUSE?
 
2012-07-13 04:26:23 PM

jgilb: So that's why they call them jar heads.


A+ for you.
 
2012-07-13 04:31:50 PM
Well, he is an Osteopathic doctor, so he's already shown bad judgement.
 
2012-07-13 04:39:58 PM

pesuto: Well, he is an Osteopathic doctor, so he's already shown bad judgement.


Would it be better if he was a proctologist?
 
2012-07-13 04:45:49 PM
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They're cool with it.
 
2012-07-13 04:47:00 PM
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/got nuthin
 
2012-07-13 05:19:39 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: IamAwake: cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.

did you write all that just to troll an intentional mispelling? Really?

See, corps looks like corpse, but it... ah, fark it. Nobody appreciates a good pun anymore.

I approve, cgrave67. Well done.


No, it's a history of fark joke. It's trolling in the traditional sense, using an in joke to separate those in on the joke from the uninformed.
 
2012-07-13 05:33:53 PM
The Marines in the room will appreciate this as they probably don't have sand in their vaginas...

Navy Doctor: "Hey, kids, wanna see this dead Marine's brain? He won't mind. Go ahead, hold it"

Kids: "What brain, this jar is empty?"

Navy Doctor: ...
 
2012-07-13 05:40:00 PM
Quincy, M.E. is disappoint
 
2012-07-13 05:42:56 PM
Actually, it took on TWO whole new meanings as he brought the brain to his kids, not vice-versa.
 
2012-07-13 06:42:25 PM

IamAwake: cgraves67: I could use this post to question the integrity of marines' brains, but I will refrain from doing so out of respect for the core.

did you write all that just to troll an intentional mispelling? Really?




www.americansunitedforchange.org
 
2012-07-13 06:48:51 PM
In 5th grade, one of the kids' dads was a doctor, and he brought in a brain, lung, and heart of a human who had donated his/her body to medical research. What an experience for kiddies. It was cool back then, but to do the same in my 30s? Oh - FARK - no!
 
2012-07-13 07:56:18 PM
As my father is a retired Navy physician.....
/kicks....etc....
 
2012-07-13 09:40:15 PM
defenestrator.org
 
2012-07-13 10:07:24 PM
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Brains? I like the cut of your jib, Commander.
 
2012-07-13 11:59:43 PM

Gyrfalcon: While having his kids play with the brain is odd, I find it more disturbing that the guy took the brain home in a jar. Really? To your HOUSE?


He took the brain for his investigation; the local docs couldn't figure out the cause of death. He had additional facilities. That was normal procedure.

Why to his house, you ask? Because after he flew in, there was no need to make a special trip to the office that evening just to drop off the brain. Until he ruined things for everyone else, procedure was not to make a special trip just to drop off a specimen. You get in after travelling x hours, or after y o'clock, you just bring it in the next morning when you come to work. Now, the procedure has changed, creating much longer days and more hassle for everyone.

Was there really anything wrong with it? No, it was a good teaching moment for the kids. But he should have known that it wouldn't pass the "CNN test". That shows poor judgement.
 
2012-07-14 12:01:54 AM
As someone who drank wine from a human skull on a few occasions, I'm getting a kick of these replies.
 
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