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(Mashable)   Drew: "Hey everybody - Fark website refresh coming later today. Prepare to freak the hell out #fearchange"   (mashable.com) divider line 430
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2012-07-13 02:45:22 PM  
P1G5! P1G5! Y U FORSAKEN ME??
 
2012-07-13 02:45:53 PM  

tmyk: markie_farkie: you'll get over it

I propose a new tagline: Fark.com. It's not Macho Grande.


I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande
 
2012-07-13 02:46:02 PM  
But I want pork loin, not ham.

And onion rings...a whole mess o' onion rings.
 
2012-07-13 02:46:29 PM  

Tziva: Was the ham thread too scary for the masses that we had to release a special thread just for main?


Drew's probably not even going to post in this thread...
 
2012-07-13 02:46:30 PM  
What do you think? Is Fark ready for an overhaul or should Curis leave the site as it is? Take our poll and let us know.

Leave Curis alone!
 
2012-07-13 02:47:06 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry


I just did. nobody gives a shiat.
 
2012-07-13 02:47:19 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: /as long as it doesn't look like Reddit it should be fine.


*Looks at reddit*

WTF? Do they realize you don't have to set up websites to look like Windows 3.1 right?
 
2012-07-13 02:47:21 PM  

bentheguard: Oh noes!! Everybody panic!!


'ere ya go, gu'nah!

www.realclearsports.com
 
2012-07-13 02:47:27 PM  

Tziva: Was the ham thread too scary for the masses that we had to release a special thread just for main?


Pretty sure this one was posted just to take bets on how fast the Liters would turn the conversation to ham and then Sandman ruined it
 
2012-07-13 02:47:56 PM  
will this involve nuking the politics tab?
 
2012-07-13 02:47:59 PM  
spyderjacketsusoutlet.com
 
2012-07-13 02:48:26 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: SandmanEsq: Mr_Ectomy: SandmanEsq: Ham.

Sausage is superior to ham.

Lies!

Pork chops are superior to ham. Pork roast is superior to ham. Pork rinds are superior to ham.

Ham is superior to pork brains in milk gravy, though.


Ok, this iteration I can agree with.
 
2012-07-13 02:49:12 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry

I just did. nobody gives a shiat.


as long as they're not worrying, my heart will go on
 
2012-07-13 02:49:28 PM  
"CANADIAN" Bacon is actually "AMERICAN" Ham
 
2012-07-13 02:49:32 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry


It's almost like walking into a psychiatric hospital. You find yourself nervously glancing around, unsure of your surroundings all the while avoiding eye contact. You hear insanity coming from everyone's mouth and, suddenly, pick up on what sounds reasonable coming from someone and sidle up to that person. That's when you realize it was simply the sound of your own voice and you're trapped...
 
2012-07-13 02:49:42 PM  
Was the new design made in China?
 
2012-07-13 02:49:47 PM  

Ponzholio: Tziva: Was the ham thread too scary for the masses that we had to release a special thread just for main?

Drew's probably not even going to post in this thread...


He only posted in the other one to imply we were all abnormal weirdos anyway.

:'(

ITS NOT TRUE DREW I AM TOTALLY SUPER NORMAL OKAY
 
2012-07-13 02:49:49 PM  
country style ribs are better than spare ribs.
 
2012-07-13 02:50:05 PM  

loonatic112358: will this involve nuking the politics tab?


That's Change We Can Believe In™!
 
2012-07-13 02:50:11 PM  

Karne: Gumpus: markie_farkie: you'll get over it

Came here to say this, but it was over in 1

Yeah, I busted a major gut over that one. The only thing funnier to say would have been 'it's a streetlight' or 'your dog wants steak'. I'm still laughing, it really was an inspired comment.


You'll get over it...
 
2012-07-13 02:50:56 PM  
Will the redesign be able to block repeats?
 
2012-07-13 02:51:10 PM  
And just so we're clear: my opinion on disgusting ham hasn't changed since the prior thread.
 
2012-07-13 02:51:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: loonatic112358: will this involve nuking the politics tab?

That's Change We Can Believe In™!


yea, but we're going to need quite a lot of liquor if we want this change to happen
 
2012-07-13 02:51:41 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Ham is superior to pork brains in milk gravy, though.


My father eats that shiat. With scrabbled eggs. I remember waking up on Saturday mornings by gagging from the smell.

ewwww
 
2012-07-13 02:51:55 PM  

Ponzholio: Tziva: Was the ham thread too scary for the masses that we had to release a special thread just for main?

Drew's probably not even going to post in this thread...


What makes you think he hasn't already?
 
2012-07-13 02:52:02 PM  
Ham is just a half-assed attempt at bacon. Like Polish bacon.

Discuss.
 
2012-07-13 02:52:09 PM  

tamsnod27: Karne: Gumpus: markie_farkie: you'll get over it

Came here to say this, but it was over in 1

Yeah, I busted a major gut over that one. The only thing funnier to say would have been 'it's a streetlight' or 'your dog wants steak'. I'm still laughing, it really was an inspired comment.

You'll get over it...


I doubt this laughing will ever stop!
 
2012-07-13 02:52:33 PM  

Al_Ed: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry

It's almost like walking into a psychiatric hospital. You find yourself nervously glancing around, unsure of your surroundings all the while avoiding eye contact. You hear insanity coming from everyone's mouth and, suddenly, pick up on what sounds reasonable coming from someone and sidle up to that person. That's when you realize it was simply the sound of your own voice and you're trapped...


Truth is I'm kind of concerned I am in a coma and that's why I can't seem to leave Fark or do anything differently. My mind is just caught in a loop trying to pretend it's still alive.
 
2012-07-13 02:52:52 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Stay calm folks, it only hurts for a little while..
 
2012-07-13 02:53:16 PM  
Will I get over it?
 
2012-07-13 02:53:44 PM  

Al_Ed: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry

It's almost like walking into a psychiatric hospital. You find yourself nervously glancing around, unsure of your surroundings all the while avoiding eye contact. You hear insanity coming from everyone's mouth and, suddenly, pick up on what sounds reasonable coming from someone and sidle up to that person. That's when you realize it was simply the sound of your own voice and you're trapped...


genius.
 
2012-07-13 02:54:19 PM  
I disappear for a long time, and come back to this...THIS?!?!
 
2012-07-13 02:54:20 PM  
Also, that Mashable link make it sounds like Fark is getting a total redesign today, wherein Drew made it sound like there were going to be some relatively minor changes going live. It's like they took one ambiguous tweet and extrapolated it into something that will cause total hysteria.

... hm. Good idea.
 
2012-07-13 02:55:11 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: "CANADIAN" Bacon is actually "AMERICAN" Ham


Naw, Canadian Bacon is just American Back Bacon

/Ham is ass
 
2012-07-13 02:55:15 PM  
I posted this yesterday with a much funnier headline.
 
2012-07-13 02:55:47 PM  
...is enjoying another lovely, luscious, lunch-time Frozen Bloody~Rita to celebrate "Jason Day"; just like any red-blooded, frozen B!atch....
...& we already blew off work, SsssOO000ooooo... why not get Farked.
...Again. ;O)

Bring it, Big Boy! :oP
 
2012-07-13 02:56:17 PM  

the_sidewinder: Mr_Ectomy: "CANADIAN" Bacon is actually "AMERICAN" Ham

Naw, Canadian Bacon is just American Back Bacon

/Ham is ass


But... dat ass...
 
2012-07-13 02:56:50 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 02:57:38 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Truth is I'm kind of concerned I am in a coma and that's why I can't seem to leave Fark or do anything differently. My mind is just caught in a loop trying to pretend it's still alive.


I kind of feel like I'm George Bailey and I complained about CJs one too many times and that bastard Clarence took me back to a time when there was no TFD to show me what life would be like without it. Now I find myself running through the snowy streets of Bedford Falls not able to find a familiar face.

"I WANT TO LIVE, CLARENCE"!!
 
2012-07-13 02:57:56 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

She'll get over it.
 
2012-07-13 02:58:13 PM  

xynix: markie_farkie: Bob_Laublaw: I'm excited that Drew has taken my suggestions to heart. I'm looking forward to red text on a black background - it'll give the site some much-needed edge - in addition to .midi files that play snippets of Dean Martin lounge tracks.

Every headline will be in blinking ASCII, too.

OMG.. Geocities.. Crap I just had a major flashback. If you've never been there: Link wayback machine is fun! I just looked up a website I had in like 1999 for my xterra. (myxterra.com).


Why dream when I can give it to you?
 
2012-07-13 02:58:30 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Hi. Is this the thread where we talk about ham?

/Mmm...
//ham


I created this for a friend - but seems fitting for here....

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 02:58:42 PM  

tmyk: markie_farkie: you'll get over it

I propose a new tagline: Fark.com. It's not Macho Grande.


Tell that to George Zipp
 
2012-07-13 02:59:20 PM  

Al_Ed: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Truth is I'm kind of concerned I am in a coma and that's why I can't seem to leave Fark or do anything differently. My mind is just caught in a loop trying to pretend it's still alive.

I kind of feel like I'm George Bailey and I complained about CJs one too many times and that bastard Clarence took me back to a time when there was no TFD to show me what life would be like without it. Now I find myself running through the snowy streets of Bedford Falls not able to find a familiar face.

"I WANT TO LIVE, CLARENCE"!!


I don't have your money here! It's at Bill's house and Fred's house!
 
2012-07-13 03:00:01 PM  
Why? WHY??
 
2012-07-13 03:00:28 PM  

mat catastrophe: xynix: markie_farkie: Bob_Laublaw: I'm excited that Drew has taken my suggestions to heart. I'm looking forward to red text on a black background - it'll give the site some much-needed edge - in addition to .midi files that play snippets of Dean Martin lounge tracks.

Every headline will be in blinking ASCII, too.

OMG.. Geocities.. Crap I just had a major flashback. If you've never been there: Link wayback machine is fun! I just looked up a website I had in like 1999 for my xterra. (myxterra.com).

Why dream when I can give it to you?


That's just... i had forgotten how it felt to gaze upon Geocities.
 
2012-07-13 03:00:29 PM  
Oh gawd, a Fark site re-design?

We are all going to die!eventually...
 
2012-07-13 03:00:39 PM  
Oh, looks like it's happened! Hmm, I guess this is ok.. need more time with it to scrutinize it.
 
2012-07-13 03:00:44 PM  
Don't change! The comfort of Fark keeps me from slipping over that edge. The edge that appears in my dreams, creeping up from behind, pursuing me, pleading with me to listen to it, to welcome it, succumb to it and pierce the darkness it promises. I shrink from fear, fear of the unknown and the crying I hear in the depths, wailing of sorrows and the tears of those who have gone before. I fight the impulses and hang on, my fingers grasping, pulling, tendons taught to keep me from disappearing into that void. I can feel the hysterical laugh and scream bubbling upwards in my throat, ready to be let loose into the world and to scream it into the darkness.

Meh, I'll probably get over it.
 
2012-07-13 03:00:49 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Al_Ed: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: also someone go back to TFD and tell them what happened to me - I don't want them to worry

It's almost like walking into a psychiatric hospital. You find yourself nervously glancing around, unsure of your surroundings all the while avoiding eye contact. You hear insanity coming from everyone's mouth and, suddenly, pick up on what sounds reasonable coming from someone and sidle up to that person. That's when you realize it was simply the sound of your own voice and you're trapped...

Truth is I'm kind of concerned I am in a coma and that's why I can't seem to leave Fark or do anything differently. My mind is just caught in a loop trying to pretend it's still alive.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
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