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2012-07-13 02:19:13 PM  
Okay, I snarfled a bit at the headline.

Mitt Romney has a decades-long record of job creation in other countries and the pro-growth for the offshore bank accounts of the wealthy plan to get the country on the right track.

Fixed that for them.
 
2012-07-13 02:47:09 PM  
Warren Stephens, a billionaire investment banker from Little Rock; Murphy Oil Chairman Claiborne Deming; and John Tyson, president of the poultry-processing giant Tysons' Foods are Romney for President "finance state co-chairs," according to a news release posted Thursday on the campaign's website.

I see they've got a nearly unlimited supply of chickens, now. God help us all.
 
2012-07-13 02:54:56 PM  

Quasar: Warren Stephens, a billionaire investment banker from Little Rock; Murphy Oil Chairman Claiborne Deming; and John Tyson, president of the poultry-processing giant Tysons' Foods are Romney for President "finance state co-chairs," according to a news release posted Thursday on the campaign's website.

I see they've got a nearly unlimited supply of chickens, now. God help us all.


Unlimited lube, too

/don't put that chicken in your mouth; you don't know what's been done to it
 
2012-07-13 03:18:54 PM  
Romney sings tractors, turnips, buttocks!
 
2012-07-13 05:34:39 PM  
img88.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 05:41:46 PM  

Quasar: I see they've got a nearly unlimited supply of chickens, now. God help us all.


Better yet, unlimited frozen chickens. Perfect for those hot summer nights.
 
2012-07-13 05:50:05 PM  
don't get the headline... is this a new meme
 
2012-07-13 05:50:49 PM  
Warren Stephens, a billionaire investment banker from Little Rock; Murphy Oil Chairman Claiborne Deming; and John Tyson, president of the poultry-processing giant Tysons' Foods, are Romney for President "finance state co-chairs,"

BigBank? Check.

BigOil? Check.

BigChicken? Wait, what?

Oh, Guess that's for the party afterwords.

i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 05:52:21 PM  
FTFA: "For a story published Thursday, USA TODAY reviewed invitations, news releases, Federal Election Commission records and other accounts to identify roughly 1,200 individuals raising campaign money for Romney. Among the findings: Executives from the world of finance account for roughly a quarter of his fundraisers, more than any other sector."

Well there's a reason to vote for him, sure.
 
2012-07-13 05:52:46 PM  

sprawl15: [thereisnoanykey]


That would be a PICNIC thing?

/Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
 
2012-07-13 05:53:56 PM  

quatchi:
BigChicken?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 05:54:51 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme



Vonage commercial deriding bundled services.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-13 05:56:14 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme


It's what robots drink instead of lemonade. Internet, phone, puppy. On the rocks.
 
2012-07-13 06:00:36 PM  
Romney has refused to release a complete list of his fundraisers and how much they have collected from others, bucking a practice of presidential nominees going back to the 2000 election.

Boy, from the way the Right got their knickers(And those of their ancestors) in a twist over the whole Obama COLB/Birth Certificate controversy, you'd think they wouldn't put up with this kind of shiat from their own candidate. Sounds like someone has their own set of rules they live by, versus the ones they want YOU to live by.
 
2012-07-13 06:01:13 PM  
I read the headline in TFA as, "Mitt Romney announces three blunders" and thought that was a pretty good start.
 
2012-07-13 06:03:29 PM  

sprawl15: The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme

It's what robots drink instead of lemonade. Internet, phone, puppy. On the rocks.


Puppy. Wet. Good.
 
2012-07-13 06:06:44 PM  

Maud Dib: The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme


Vonage commercial deriding bundled services.


[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Commercial is funny, but Vonage is a ripoff. I get the same thing with Ooma, and paid off the difference between Ooma and Vonage in a little over 6 months.

Ooma: Ooma device for the home. $200, as low as $139 refurbed. All the good stuff like call waiting, 911 service, Caller ID, VoiceMail, free long distance, discounted international calls,etc. After that, I pay only my taxes, about $3.50/month.

Vonage: Free equipment, but $10/month for the first 3 months, and $26/month thereafter, PLUS TAXES.

Straight price comparison(Leaving out taxes, since both charge them): Ooma--1 time fee of $139-$200 Vonage: $264 for the first year, $312/year after that.

Fark Vonage, but I love the commercial.
 
2012-07-13 06:09:29 PM  

Maud Dib: The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme

Vonage commercial deriding bundled services.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


The way that girl says "puppy"makes me want to say "rape". Twice!
 
2012-07-13 06:12:20 PM  
Hey, how about you stop announcing financiers, and announce a consistent policy position?
 
2012-07-13 06:13:53 PM  
I wish the author would have taken the time to point out that Dodd-Frank was passed shortly after the financial collapse to cure abuses of executives of bankand Oil companies (I don't know wtf Tyson is getting for their money).
 
2012-07-13 06:16:15 PM  

PanicMan: Hey, how about you stop announcing financiers, and announce a consistent policy position?


Oh he has two:

1. REPEAL OBAMACARE!!!1!eleventy!!!
2. Strike down Obama's Executive Order related to children living in the United States that were brought here illegally to obtain citizenship if they've behaved since showing up.

He's also stated he'll lower taxes and raise the defense budget by some absurd amount, without offering details on either.

Great stuff there......
 
2012-07-13 06:16:54 PM  

kitflint76: (I don't know wtf Tyson is getting for their money).


Exclusive license for chicken providing. It's gonna be a looooong 4 months.
 
2012-07-13 06:17:35 PM  

kitflint76: I wish the author would have taken the time to point out that Dodd-Frank was passed shortly after the financial collapse to cure abuses of executives of bankand Oil companies (I don't know wtf Tyson is getting for their money).


Probably trying to get the Feds under Romney to stop raiding their plants and deporting all the illegals they hire to work in horrible conditions and be paid jack shiat.
 
2012-07-13 06:26:00 PM  

kitflint76: (I don't know wtf Tyson is getting for their money)


Ever wonder where companies that supply soldiers their "field rations" at gigantic markups get their food supplies? Dude is gearing up for a war, just like f*cking Bush.
 
2012-07-13 06:27:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Maud Dib: The All-Powerful Atheismo: don't get the headline... is this a new meme

Vonage commercial deriding bundled services.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

The way that girl says "puppy"makes me want to say "rape". Twice!


You said "rape twice".
 
2012-07-13 06:32:04 PM  
Great.

3 dipsh*ts with more money than they know what to do with backing a mean-spirited champion of the super-rich.

I'm so impressed.
 
2012-07-13 06:37:17 PM  
Tyson is an awful company that runs local farms like slave pits.

IMHO
 
2012-07-13 06:41:07 PM  
"President Obama has had over three years to fix our economy"

Bush had 8 years to destroy the economy and Obama is supposed to fix it in 3.
 
2012-07-13 07:05:40 PM  
"Stephens...has been an outspoken critic of the Obama administration and the sweeping Dodd-Frank financial regulation enacted during his tenure."

Any news agency that considers Dodd-Frank a sweeping reform is just letting the banks write their articles.
 
2012-07-13 07:06:52 PM  

king of vegas: "President Obama has had over three years to fix our economy"

Bush had 8 years to destroy the economy and Obama is supposed to fix it in 3.


With a GOP controlled congress who, in at least one of the houses, has stated in no uncertain terms that their main goal is to make Obama a 1 term president.
 
2012-07-13 07:10:08 PM  

Mercutio74: king of vegas: "President Obama has had over three years to fix our economy"

Bush had 8 years to destroy the economy and Obama is supposed to fix it in 3.

With a GOP controlled congress who, in at least one of the houses, has stated in no uncertain terms that their main goal is to make Obama a 1 term president.


Really, though, it's we the people who are to blame.

We shouldn't be standing for all this bullsh*t political theater. There shouldn't have been a single Republican in Congress after 2010. Oh well, perfect world....
 
2012-07-13 07:20:58 PM  

fringedmyotis: Quasar: I see they've got a nearly unlimited supply of chickens, now. God help us all.

Better yet, unlimited frozen chickens. Perfect for those hot summer nights.


Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?
 
2012-07-13 07:26:50 PM  
www.balloon-juice.com
 
2012-07-13 08:02:28 PM  
Fast. Sound. Cute.
 
2012-07-13 08:22:51 PM  
Ha, good headline. That commercial is great.
 
2012-07-13 08:49:35 PM  
Lemon. Combustible. Chariots.
 
2012-07-13 08:52:18 PM  

Hagbardr: Lemon. Combustible. Chariots.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 09:11:33 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Hagbardr: Lemon. Combustible. Chariots.


Romney/Wheatley 2012
 
2012-07-13 09:39:11 PM  

Hagbardr: Fluorescent Testicle: Hagbardr: Lemon. Combustible. Chariots.

Romney/Wheatley 2012


"Is Obama a Kenyan? Um, true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before."

"Some of my my best friends actually own orphans."

"I... AM NOT... A MORMON! Just do the test just do the test."
 
2012-07-13 10:08:57 PM  
Mr. Romney, the pleonexia presidential candidate.
 
2012-07-13 10:30:51 PM  

Hagbardr: Fluorescent Testicle: Hagbardr: Lemon. Combustible. Chariots.

Romney/Wheatley 2012


I look forward to him getting flustered in the debates and calling Obama a "fatty fatty no parents!"
 
2012-07-13 10:31:52 PM  

bwilson27: FTFA: "For a story published Thursday, USA TODAY reviewed invitations, news releases, Federal Election Commission records and other accounts to identify roughly 1,200 individuals raising campaign money for Romney. Among the findings: Executives from the world of finance account for roughly a quarter of his fundraisers, more than any other sector."

Well there's a reason to vote for him, sure.


If they're smart, that's what the Dems will hit them with hardest. Which, if history repeats itself, means they'll completely ignore it.
 
2012-07-13 10:34:44 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Rich, boring, white man who is always in a bad mood. Has weird religious beliefs that make everyone uncomfortable. Even people who know that they should support him don't want to. Possibly a robot.
 
2012-07-13 11:47:26 PM  
crooksandliars.com
 
2012-07-14 01:14:54 AM  
i1.kwejk.pl
 
2012-07-14 01:56:16 AM  
Mitt Romney announces three blunders

So, that's how I read the headline. I thought "Normally it's the reporters that have to find the blunders. It's really pandering to the media if you just come out and announce them."
 
2012-07-14 02:01:05 AM  

Quasar: Warren Stephens, a billionaire investment banker from Little Rock; Murphy Oil Chairman Claiborne Deming; and John Tyson, president of the poultry-processing giant Tysons' Foods are Romney for President "finance state co-chairs," according to a news release posted Thursday on the campaign's website.

I see they've got a nearly unlimited supply of chickens, now. God help us all.


Seeing as how the gop has a record "f*cking that chicken", of course they have a supplier-of-choice.
 
2012-07-14 02:32:45 AM  
Brown. Liquid. Bad
 
2012-07-14 03:00:20 AM  
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
 
2012-07-14 03:34:56 AM  

spill_thrill: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?


No. It is the bad kind of puppy.
 
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