FTFA: A miracle cream that claims to make boobs smaller has sold out within 24 hours of hitting shelves.

They need to ban this stuff

For the inevitably confused: a plastic surgeon told me once that he did way more breast reductions than enhancements. Women apparently get serious back issues from the big ones or they just look horrible and saggy and need firming up.

Hell, I could use a breast reduction. How do we know men weren't buying this stuff for themselves?

Now where did I leave my pitchfork?

Preparation "H" , I would not be surprised if it wasn't the same stuff.

Bacontastesgood: Hell, I could use a breast reduction.

BIE?

So this is a female version of Enzyte. I smell bullshiat.

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me: "you know this stuff is just snake-oil right?"

her: "I need you to help me apply it"

me: "this stuff will work wonders"

FTFA: Boobs - is the world's first cream that claims to give women smaller breasts in eight weeks by tightening saggy skin and lifting and sculpting breasts.

I'm okay with slightly smaller breasts if it improves firmness and perkiness.

You guys can keep all your floppy, deflated beach balls and runny-eggs-on-a-rusty-nail.

Niveras: FTFA: Boobs - is the world's first cream that claims to give women smaller breasts in eight weeks by tightening saggy skin and lifting and sculpting breasts.

I'm okay with slightly smaller breasts if it improves firmness and perkiness.

You guys can keep all your floppy, deflated beach balls and runny-eggs-on-a-rusty-nail.

Keyword: claim...

I would think other type creams would do the same.

I am going to find out what is in this and market it to the American population as "Belly" with alternative forms for "Beer Belly" for the men and of course "Muffin Top" for the ladies.

Blasphemy cream, get your blasphemy cream here.

OhioUGrad: I am going to find out what is in this and market it to the American population as "Belly" with alternative forms for "Beer Belly" for the men and of course "Muffin Top" for the ladies.


Agrees

janzee: OhioUGrad: I am going to find out what is in this and market it to the American population as "Belly" with alternative forms for "Beer Belly" for the men and of course "Muffin Top" for the ladies.


Agrees

Bacontastesgood: For the inevitably confused: a plastic surgeon told me once that he did way more breast reductions than enhancements. Women apparently get serious back issues from the big ones or they just look horrible and saggy and need firming up.

Hell, I could use a breast reduction. How do we know men weren't buying this stuff for themselves?

Sit-ups are cheaper.

Well that's like slapping God in the face.

Big boobs are great on a woman in her early 20's, but once they have a kid or hit 30 and they start looking more like two socks full of loose change, then something needs to be done.