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(Celebitchy)   Jennifer Aniston makes fun of Angelina Jolie's Maleficent horns. In the interests of peace, Angelina Jolie congratulates Jennifer Aniston for doing a great job on playing the same role over and over and over again   (celebitchy.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-13 03:06:25 PM  
I have a hunch that if Aniston were more of a "horny b*tch" she'd hang onto these guys she serial dates for longer.
 
2012-07-13 03:34:08 PM  
I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.
 
2012-07-13 04:41:43 PM  
Jennifer is hotter than Skeletalina. She's got an absolutely beautiful face, but the rest of her is creepy.

I can't believe I'm about to post in a celebrity biatchfest thread. Am I really--
 
2012-07-13 04:42:04 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.


Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.
 
2012-07-13 04:42:22 PM  
Guess so.
 
2012-07-13 05:34:34 PM  
celebiatchy.com,cracked.com and Brietbart.com = three sites to avoid the plague
 
2012-07-13 05:34:40 PM  
I would roll Jennifer Aniston over and over again.
 
2012-07-13 05:37:40 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I have a hunch that if Aniston were more of a "horny b*tch" she'd hang onto these guys she serial dates for longer.



"Remember your character in "Horrible Bosses"? I need you to be more like that."
 
2012-07-13 05:41:34 PM  

Apos: celebiatchy.com,cracked.com and Brietbart.com = three sites to avoid the plague


I was unaware there was a plague going on that affected websites.
 
2012-07-13 05:42:34 PM  
Jen, if you need a penis to cry on, I'm here for you.
 
2012-07-13 05:47:00 PM  

The_Sponge: Rev. Skarekroe: I have a hunch that if Aniston were more of a "horny b*tch" she'd hang onto these guys she serial dates for longer.


"Remember your character in "Horrible Bosses"? I need you to be more like that."


I can watch that movie over and over just for the parts she's in.
 
2012-07-13 05:47:29 PM  
I can' t believe I am the first here to say that they both have a maleficent set of horns.

/being that horns can make a hooting sound and all
 
2012-07-13 05:47:37 PM  

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.


Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.
 
2012-07-13 05:48:45 PM  
Angelina, while freakishly skinny now, has a lovely figure aesthetically.

Jennifer, also lovely, has some interesting all-nipple breasts. Very pointy baloney fade-aways.
 
2012-07-13 05:54:01 PM  
The only way to settle this is for Jen and Angelina to have a wrestling match while covered in baby oil. The loser has to wash the winner.
Brad Pitt can be the special guest referee and we'll have the Rock make an appearance too.
 
2012-07-13 06:04:15 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: Apos: celebiatchy.com,cracked.com and Brietbart.com = three sites to avoid the plague

I was unaware there was a plague going on that affected websites.


Oh,but there is....Symptoms include obnoxious pandering,dearth of good humor and a general aura of pointlessness-all of which are,of course,non-existent on this site.
 
2012-07-13 06:11:34 PM  

browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.


Hahaha so true
 
2012-07-13 06:18:46 PM  

browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.


Yeah but the star of the soon to be canceled Sherlock Holmes tv show hit that before everyone.
 
2012-07-13 06:38:43 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I would roll Jennifer Aniston over and over again.


I'd roll her around in Wesson oil and go to town.

Link
 
2012-07-13 06:46:49 PM  
T*ts Jen. T*ts or STFU and GTFO
 
2012-07-13 06:51:28 PM  
"Those horns suit her perfectly... she's always been a horny biatch!" Jen went on to call Jolie a "she-devil."

Right. A "she-devil." Who talks like that?
 
2012-07-13 07:16:12 PM  
The inherent sexism of this tabloid-fueled bullsh*t about these two actors is ridiculous. People just can't stand the thought that the "scorned woman/home-wrecking whore" stereotypes might not be true, because that would mean that perhaps other women exist who are generally reasonable beings, women who really don't give a sh*t about whom their exes are farking 10 years later.

Oh, who am I kidding. TEAM ANISTON!
 
2012-07-13 07:23:30 PM  
I think there's only one way these two can settle their differences:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Ass to Ass.



/ Preferably filmed in HD and made available, for free, 24 hours a day to all of mankind.
 
2012-07-13 07:31:51 PM  
HAHA, SHE ENJOYS SEX. GUYS TOTALLY HATE CHICKS THAT LIKE SEX.

Sick burn, sis.
 
2012-07-13 07:54:59 PM  

Barry McCackiner: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Hahaha so true


Gia has had many screenings in the masturbatorium, but the current "three balloons tied to a bundle of sticks" Jolie is kind of disturbing looking. Do digital cameras not add the same 10 lbs that film cameras did?
 
2012-07-13 08:25:01 PM  
Personally, i hate them both.
 
2012-07-13 08:46:19 PM  

cryinoutloud: "Those horns suit her perfectly... she's always been a horny biatch!" Jen went on to call Jolie a "she-devil."

Right. A "she-devil." Who talks like that?


Jennifer Aniston, apparently.
 
2012-07-13 08:56:12 PM  

SmokeMonkey: Barry McCackiner: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Hahaha so true

Gia has had many screenings in the masturbatorium, but the current "three balloons tied to a bundle of sticks" Jolie is kind of disturbing looking. Do digital cameras not add the same 10 lbs that film cameras did?


She used to be thin but lately I've wanted to force feed her until she looks good again. She's scary skinny now.
 
2012-07-13 08:59:56 PM  

Mugato: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Yeah but the star of the soon to be canceled Sherlock Holmes tv show hit that before everyone.


It's farked that this guy has "made it" and I still have only seen the 3 eps on Netflix.
 
2012-07-13 09:31:51 PM  
DNR (TFA or your comments)

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-13 09:32:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Yeah but the star of the soon to be canceled Sherlock Holmes tv show hit that before everyone.

It's farked that this guy has "made it" and I still have only seen the 3 eps on Netflix.


You're thinking of a different Sherlock Holmes TV show. There's "Sherlock" on the BBC (and Netflix) that stars Benedict Cumberbatch which is awesome, and there's "Elementary" coming this fall on CBS, starring Jonny Lee Miller, who was married to Jolie once upon a time. They're both fairly accomplished English actors, though.

/tmyk
 
2012-07-13 09:39:41 PM  

MadAzza: The inherent sexism of this tabloid-fueled bullsh*t about these two actors is ridiculous. People just can't stand the thought that the "scorned woman/home-wrecking whore" stereotypes might not be true, because that would mean that perhaps other women exist who are generally reasonable beings, women who really don't give a sh*t about whom their exes are farking 10 years later.

Oh, who am I kidding. TEAM ANISTON!


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-13 09:41:40 PM  

whooter: StoPPeRmobile: Mugato: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Yeah but the star of the soon to be canceled Sherlock Holmes tv show hit that before everyone.

It's farked that this guy has "made it" and I still have only seen the 3 eps on Netflix.

You're thinking of a different Sherlock Holmes TV show. There's "Sherlock" on the BBC (and Netflix) that stars Benedict Cumberbatch which is awesome, and there's "Elementary" coming this fall on CBS, starring Jonny Lee Miller, who was married to Jolie once upon a time. They're both fairly accomplished English actors, though.

/tmyk


Thanks.
 
2012-07-13 09:45:44 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.


Well shiat, came here to say this. You've got it covered.
 
2012-07-13 09:59:42 PM  
I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.
 
2012-07-13 10:34:06 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.


This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.
 
2012-07-13 10:37:15 PM  
Jeez, people, focus,FOCUS!!
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-13 10:47:13 PM  
Isn't every jolie charecter in the last decade some form or other of lara croft?
 
2012-07-13 10:55:28 PM  

manimal2878: Isn't every jolie charecter in the last decade some form or other of lara croft?


Her portrayal of Marianne Pearl, widow of the journalist Daniel Pearl (the WSJ journalist who was murdered in Pakistan), was beautiful and heartbreaking.
 
2012-07-13 11:41:34 PM  

Whatthefark: The only way to settle this is for Jen and Angelina to have a wrestling match while covered in baby oil. The loser has to wash the winner.
Brad Pitt can be the special guest referee and we'll have the Rock make an appearance too.


You have the original of that?
 
2012-07-14 12:11:23 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.

This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.


She has, and she became a pimp. Just because she has been dating a lot of guys does not mean she is running them off scared. I believe she is going Clooney.
 
2012-07-14 12:48:51 AM  

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.


Yea THIS. Unfortunately because I've really liked Aniston in "Picture Perfect" and "Just Go With It" and think she's looked good in others but for just raw HolyCrapIWannaTapDat Aniston hasn't reached that. But to be fair Jolie lately hasn't been as hot as she was then.
 
2012-07-14 12:55:34 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.


this.

/jolie = butterface
//"have sex with that!"
///"Butterface...!!!"
 
2012-07-14 01:52:20 AM  
Angelina Jolie didn't star in "Just Go With It".

Advantage: Angelina.
 
2012-07-14 02:02:14 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Angelina Jolie didn't star in "Just Go With It".

Advantage: Angelina.


Counter point: JA didn't star in The Tourist OR assume a turn into a meme after assuming a ridiculous red carpet pose.

Advantage: Aniston The Sensual
 
2012-07-14 02:03:43 AM  

Apos: FuryOfFirestorm: Angelina Jolie didn't star in "Just Go With It".

Advantage: Angelina.

Counter point: JA didn't star in The Tourist OR assume a turn into a meme after assuming a ridiculous red carpet pose.

Advantage: Aniston The Sensual



Fixed.
 
2012-07-14 02:30:26 AM  
This "feud" is a publicist's wet dream. Is your client in danger of being forgotten because they haven't been in anything worth a damn for well over fifteen years? Toss a few catty lines about the "other woman" to the tabloids and bingo, she's back in the headlines again. It's downright sad how the public is still eating up this blatantly transparent attention whoring.

Focus, people. We've got to stop paying attention to this grade school bullsh*t. If Jolie and Aniston want to continue monopolizing the grocery store front pages, we must insist they settle their differences with nothing less than a no-holds-barred nude pudding wrestling match, and the loser has to tidy up the winner with a deep-clean tongue bath. And it needs to happen before Jolie completely finishes transforming into a tattooed hat rack, or just forget the whole thing.
 
2012-07-14 03:37:42 AM  
Wasn't this debate more important 5 years ago?
 
2012-07-14 08:04:05 AM  

elvindeath: Ass to Ass.


Anal-anal intercourse ?
 
2012-07-14 08:12:40 AM  
MadAzza:
The inherent sexism of this tabloid-fueled bullsh*t about these two actors is ridiculous. People just can't stand the thought that the "scorned woman/home-wrecking whore" stereotypes might not be true, because that would mean that perhaps other women exist who are generally reasonable beings, women who really don't give a sh*t about whom their exes are farking 10 years later.

Oh, who am I kidding. TEAM ANISTON!


And, we're done. It's like there's a "Hero With 1000 Faces" except for celebrity relationships, and they all have to fit the mold somehow.

EdgeRunner:
Focus, people. We've got to stop paying attention to this grade school bullsh*t. If Jolie and Aniston want to continue monopolizing the grocery store front pages, we must insist they settle their differences with nothing less than a no-holds-barred nude pudding wrestling match, and the loser has to tidy up the winner with a deep-clean tongue bath. And it needs to happen before Jolie completely finishes transforming into a tattooed hat rack, or just forget the whole thing.

The whole "bad girl dommes good girl" thing could have a lot of potential here. Hot.
 
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