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(Short List)   And here's a guy eating a burger with 1,000 slices of cheese. Why? Because it's Friday, that's why   (shortlist.com) divider line 62
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2012-07-13 03:22:25 PM  
At 3:40: "My cheese helmet, let me show you it."
 
2012-07-13 03:51:11 PM  
Ah, I wondered if it was going to be the guy who previously did the "burger with a 1,000 strips of bacon".
 
2012-07-13 04:01:05 PM  
Those puns in the story were pretty cheesy too.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:07 PM  
Why bother slicing the cheese at that point? just throw a whole block on.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:13 PM  
He will never poop again.
 
2012-07-13 04:04:32 PM  

cgraves67: Why bother slicing the cheese at that point? just throw a whole block on.


It looks like individually sliced American cheese. Bleh!
 
2012-07-13 04:04:36 PM  
Next time we eat Japan.

/Obligatory
 
2012-07-13 04:04:42 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 04:04:46 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

I think I'm blind...
 
2012-07-13 04:05:28 PM  
Gotta get down on Friday.
 
2012-07-13 04:07:59 PM  

LordJiro: He will never poop again.


If he does you're going to thank God you're elsewhere than Japan.
 
2012-07-13 04:09:17 PM  
sandwichloversclub.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-13 04:09:22 PM  

MAYORBOB: LordJiro: He will never poop again.

If he does you're going to thank God you're elsewhere than Japan.


The only stuff that would dislodge that mess would be super colon blow in prune juice
 
2012-07-13 04:11:47 PM  
So the burger had 1000 slices, but he didn't eat it all. So...there's that. What did I just watch?
 
2012-07-13 04:14:41 PM  
I'm in Vermont, and I will ask this alllllllllllllll the way over to the wisconson Farkers out there.
What's all that yellow shait on that dude's burger?
 
2012-07-13 04:15:29 PM  

Genju: cgraves67: Why bother slicing the cheese at that point? just throw a whole block on.

It looks like individually sliced American cheese. Bleh!


It's from a BK. I don't think they use cheese. I think it is colored coagulated oil product of some kind with cheese flavoring.
 
2012-07-13 04:16:01 PM  
cheeses saves
 
2012-07-13 04:18:32 PM  

jayhawk88: I think I'm blind...


Came for this leaving satisfied

/mmmm 64 slices of American cheese
 
2012-07-13 04:19:01 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Genju: cgraves67: Why bother slicing the cheese at that point? just throw a whole block on.

It looks like individually sliced American cheese. Bleh!

It's from a BK. I don't think they use cheese. I think it is colored coagulated oil product of some kind with cheese flavoring.


FTFY
 
Slu
2012-07-13 04:21:22 PM  
I am just surprised that it wasn't in the USA. We are slipping.
 
2012-07-13 04:32:11 PM  
And here is a detailed breakdown of each and every slice of cheese, according to type, for your veiwing pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0


/ hey, it IS friday!
// now I can go get drunk and fap all weekend!
/// or get fap and drink all weekend?
/v or will I?
v MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!
 
2012-07-13 04:34:02 PM  

Slu: I am just surprised that it wasn't in the USA. We are slipping.


In the US someone would have eaten the whole thing.
 
2012-07-13 04:44:58 PM  
He's gonna be plugged up.
 
2012-07-13 04:45:07 PM  
cdn.shortlist.com

"GORGONZILLA!!!"
 
2012-07-13 04:48:08 PM  
I am literally sick to my stomach just thinking about that. I like a slice of processed cheese on my burger just as much as the next guy but the thought of eating a dozen slices, much less 1000 makes me queasy as hell.
 
2012-07-13 04:49:04 PM  

Ghastly: I am literally sick to my stomach just thinking about that. I like a slice of processed cheese on my burger just as much as the next guy but the thought of eating a dozen slices, much less 1000 makes me queasy as hell.


This.
Plus, who would want to eat so much fake cheese? It tastes like a mountain of plastic and disappointment.
 
2012-07-13 04:57:38 PM  
I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Asians are weird.
 
2012-07-13 04:58:45 PM  
Japanese hamburger story makes me VERY hungry for a MOS Burger.
 
2012-07-13 04:59:08 PM  
Sort of related...

i1020.photobucket.com

Hope it's legible...
 
2012-07-13 05:00:56 PM  
Try this instead...

Link
 
2012-07-13 05:02:04 PM  

jayhawk88: [t1.gstatic.com image 259x194]

I think I'm blind...


dammit
 
2012-07-13 05:04:04 PM  
Don't challenge Muscles Glasses like this -- He'll rifle through this with it covered in Jack Daniels Gravy and Gentleman Jack and wrap it in candy bacon


//// MMMMMMMMM.. candy bacon rulz
 
2012-07-13 05:08:19 PM  
A Burger With 1000 Slices of Cheese

You won't brie-lieve this


I thought they were being hilariously racist for a second. Then I realised it was a bad cheese pun instead of "berieve "
 
2012-07-13 05:09:16 PM  
"cheese"
 
2012-07-13 05:09:46 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 05:16:16 PM  
My first thought went to the 'cheese guy' in the Buffy episode where they're all getting killed in their dreams. Good times.
 
2012-07-13 05:20:12 PM  
Was this headline brought to us by John Madden?
 
2012-07-13 05:26:06 PM  
Here's a guy trying to eat 1000 slices of cheese and a burger.
 
2012-07-13 05:28:59 PM  
I don't see any cheese in that picture. I see "cheese product," but no cheese.
 
2012-07-13 05:35:38 PM  
Never eat anything as big as your torso.
 
2012-07-13 05:45:26 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Genju: cgraves67: Why bother slicing the cheese at that point? just throw a whole block on.

It looks like individually sliced American cheese. Bleh!

It's from a BK. I don't think they use cheese. I think it is colored coagulated oil product of some kind with cheese flavoring.


You're right. Subby, call us when they stack a burger with real cheddar, swiss, and every other cheese ever! All at the same time.
 
2012-07-13 05:56:44 PM  
i.ytimg.com


'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job...and you ain't got shiat to do!
 
2012-07-13 06:03:51 PM  
that is "cheese food product" or NOT CHEESE. it does not qualify as cheese because it is mostly made from vegtable oil.

Cheese is made from MILK.

please be aware that the burger just has CR@P on it.
 
2012-07-13 06:14:39 PM  
they clearly don't give an edam.

If they'd thought about it a little more caerphilly, they could have got that pun right. Yarg! Now I'm bleu.
 
2012-07-13 06:15:07 PM  
That isn't cheese.
 
2012-07-13 06:17:59 PM  
 
2012-07-13 06:20:40 PM  
Sync the video up with The Rite of Spring starting at the 10-minute mark.
Link
 
2012-07-13 06:54:19 PM  
I could eat it easily if it was Pepperjack.
 
2012-07-13 06:57:34 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Soooo, that's where all the cheese went to !

/hot, like melted cheese
 
2012-07-13 07:07:54 PM  
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, and I'm on the internet.
 
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