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(Celebitchy)   Maroon 5's Adam Levine versus Chris Brown. Round 1. ***FIGHT***   (celebitchy.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-13 02:38:09 PM
Douche vs. Douche.
 
2012-07-13 02:39:33 PM
Who vs who?
 
2012-07-13 02:41:15 PM
goodfellowcreative.com
 
2012-07-13 02:41:27 PM

bleeorg: Who vs who?


Talentless hack vs. talentless hack
 
2012-07-13 02:44:29 PM
Adam Levine wins by default. Unless we put him in a wig.
 
2012-07-13 02:46:55 PM
I found it hilarious a couple weeks ago when I was flipping thru radio stations and the dj said "Up now, Maroon 5's new song Payphone!" and immediately the song began "I'm at a Paaaaaayyyphone", no intro or anything. It reminds me of those Adam Sandler halloween bits. Like Levine showed up in the studio and realized he hadnt writtten a song, so on the spot he just says "The song is called uh....mixing board. SO here goes..."I'm a mixxxing boooooooard....."
 
2012-07-13 02:49:03 PM
I hate Chris Brown, Rihanna & Drake a lot..equally!

Adam Levine, not so much
 
2012-07-13 02:55:26 PM
Adam Levine is teh hawt, but Chris Brown has a big one. I'm torn on this...
 
2012-07-13 02:55:56 PM

you are a puppet: I found it hilarious a couple weeks ago when I was flipping thru radio stations and the dj said "Up now, Maroon 5's new song Payphone!" and immediately the song began "I'm at a Paaaaaayyyphone", no intro or anything. It reminds me of those Adam Sandler halloween bits. Like Levine showed up in the studio and realized he hadnt writtten a song, so on the spot he just says "The song is called uh....mixing board. SO here goes..."I'm a mixxxing boooooooard....."


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2012-07-13 02:57:32 PM
Who gives a shiat what he's got to say? His band sucks and his voice is annoying. Why the fark is this dickbag getting so much attention everywhere?

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2012-07-13 02:58:37 PM
Who ever wins gets to top the other?
 
2012-07-13 03:15:41 PM
I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.
 
2012-07-13 03:20:47 PM
"I would be turned off if I heard someone covering a Chris Brown song too. I simply associate Chris's music with being a violent woman-beater and an immature, tantrumy, homophobic, misogynistic sh-t."

Miles Davis was a wife-abuser. You going to burn that copy of Kind of Blue? Because otherwise, shut up.
 
2012-07-13 03:26:41 PM
I like a couple of Maroon 5's more poppy songs, while I hate it when he tries to croon.

I don't like to pretend I know other people enough to judge them. Except Chris Brown, he's a dick.
 
2012-07-13 03:34:24 PM

NorCalLos: I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.


Chris Brown is full of primal anger, while Adam Levine, not so much. Chris would beat the crap out of Adam. I'd pay $50 on pay per view to see that.
 
2012-07-13 03:38:45 PM
Good for Levine.
Brown is a piece of trash and deserves nothing of what he has. F*ck what a piece of sh*t.
 
2012-07-13 03:39:07 PM

Atomic Spunk: NorCalLos: I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.

Chris Brown is full of primal anger, while Adam Levine, not so much. Chris would beat the crap out of Adam. I'd pay $50 on pay per view to see that.


That's because his DNA is still mostly monkey. Look at the nose on it.
 
2012-07-13 03:48:10 PM
Can we just lock them both in the same room? And then nuke the room from space just to be sure no one gets out?
 
2012-07-13 03:58:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: NorCalLos: I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.

Chris Brown is full of primal anger, while Adam Levine, not so much. Chris would beat the crap out of Adam. I'd pay $50 on pay per view to see that.


I don't know how big Adam Levine is, but Chris Brown is tiny. I would like to see Brown fight Justin Beiber. Similar sizes, Brown may be in better shape but Beiber's dad is an "MMA Fighter".
 
2012-07-13 04:09:22 PM
Fight to the death.

Of both of you.
 
2012-07-13 04:22:21 PM

Moopy Mac: Chris Brown is tiny


??
Must be trollin'

/he's like 6'1" and athletic
 
2012-07-13 04:36:52 PM
Tweedledum vs Tweedledee? It'll be a draw. Next!
 
2012-07-13 04:37:46 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Atomic Spunk: NorCalLos: I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.

Chris Brown is full of primal anger, while Adam Levine, not so much. Chris would beat the crap out of Adam. I'd pay $50 on pay per view to see that.

That's because his DNA is still mostly monkey. Look at the nose on it.


Seriously?
 
2012-07-13 04:38:28 PM

sure haven't: Moopy Mac: Chris Brown is tiny

??
Must be trollin'

/he's like 6'1" and athletic


Yes; and from my observation, men who hit women are also quite adept at beating men who are significantly smaller than them.
 
2012-07-13 05:30:31 PM
I hate Adam because he turned down J Love saying she was too agressive on account that she said he was cute. WTF dude? Man up.
 
2012-07-13 06:08:40 PM
I hate Chris Brown as much as the next guy but he would absolutely destroy this dude.
 
2012-07-13 07:25:54 PM
Why does that Levine dude always look like he shaved 2 days ago...every day?
 
2012-07-13 07:34:40 PM
Moves Like Jagger vs. Fights Like A biatch
 
2012-07-13 08:11:32 PM
Anyone vs Chris Brown is fine w me.

Just wonder when the Black Racists/White Guilt Liberals start calling Levine a "racist"....you know thats coming
 
2012-07-13 08:38:38 PM

LDM90: Why does that Levine dude always look like he shaved 2 days ago...every day?


Probably does like I do, and uses clippers instead of a razor. Razors just bother my skin too much, are messy, and cost more money over time. I doubt he's got any of those reasons (if that's what he does).

Granted, even if I did use a razor, I'd still have 5 o'clock shadow within fifteen seconds. Just that like scene in The Simpsons...

/he does it because women like him that way
 
2012-07-13 09:10:37 PM

Kuroshin: LDM90: Why does that Levine dude always look like he shaved 2 days ago...every day?

Probably does like I do, and uses clippers instead of a razor. Razors just bother my skin too much, are messy, and cost more money over time. I doubt he's got any of those reasons (if that's what he does).

Granted, even if I did use a razor, I'd still have 5 o'clock shadow within fifteen seconds. Just that like scene in The Simpsons...

/he does it because women like him that way


That is the reason. I saw them play before the Super Bowl in Dallas - there wasn't a dry pair of panties in the place.
 
2012-07-14 03:16:12 PM

sure haven't: Moopy Mac: Chris Brown is tiny

??
Must be trollin'

/he's like 6'1" and athletic


Levine vs Ozzy in semifinals? Rick Allen as celebrity judge
 
2012-07-14 04:02:18 PM

sure haven't: ??
Must be trollin'

/he's like 6'1" and athletic


Sure he says this now, but just a few months ago

And btw, 'small little' in this case doesn't refer to the same definition. I was calling him a small (in mental stature) little (in physical presence) man. You blithering idiot. Any half-intelligent person could see that. Link

Using people's own words against them on Fark is too funny.
 
2012-07-14 09:12:59 PM

FLMountainMan: ThatDarkFellow: Atomic Spunk: NorCalLos: I'll take the woman-beating "dancer" over the yogi.

Chris Brown is full of primal anger, while Adam Levine, not so much. Chris would beat the crap out of Adam. I'd pay $50 on pay per view to see that.

That's because his DNA is still mostly monkey. Look at the nose on it.

Seriously?


What? I mean, I'd have to look at the DNA, but if I had to take a crack at it I'd say angry primate.
 
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