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(Gawker)   Some societies are so ignorant that they blame natural events on evil sorcerers. Thank goodness we live in a society that knows enough to blame everything on God's anger   (gawker.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-13 02:52:28 PM
7 votes:
This article brings a whole new meaning to "eat a bowl of dicks".
2012-07-13 05:28:52 PM
3 votes:
"We ate their brains raw and took body parts such as
livers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman
(traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers to
create other powers for the members to use," one of
those arrested said.

So they're some kind of Catholic offshoot?
2012-07-13 04:57:01 PM
3 votes:

FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?


Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.
2012-07-13 04:40:37 PM
3 votes:

RoxtarRyan: StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.

You have to go to Aldi's. They have all sorts of weird shiat there.


Whole Foods uses the whole penis, as Nature intended, for their "Eleven Wiccan Wang Chowder." Don't be fooled by homegrown imitations.
2012-07-13 04:33:44 PM
3 votes:
Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.
2012-07-13 04:23:45 PM
3 votes:

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.


I wonder if it's cream based.
2012-07-13 04:19:37 PM
3 votes:
Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.
2012-07-13 06:39:22 PM
2 votes:

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


No shiat! And don't get me started about the farking aleprechaunists. There farking assholes.
2012-07-13 05:49:24 PM
2 votes:
If eating dicks makes you invincible, Subby's mom is ... something something. I dunno. You finish it.
2012-07-13 05:22:28 PM
2 votes:
I blame global warming.
2012-07-13 04:59:02 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Tonight I dine on penis soup
2012-07-13 04:55:40 PM
2 votes:

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Look, you_idiot, ... I got nothing to follow that up with, that argument sounds too stressful for me this afternoon. I just wanted to use your name.
2012-07-13 04:54:55 PM
2 votes:

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Because gods have small penises. They use magic to make sure all their followers have small penises. Since we have no tiny dick gods, our dickbags need to be massive.
2012-07-13 04:50:01 PM
2 votes:
img402.imageshack.us
2012-07-13 04:48:38 PM
2 votes:

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Because Evangelical Christians have such tiny balls by comparison!
2012-07-13 04:45:45 PM
2 votes:

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.


You know, you could probably translate that into Chinese, put it on a menu and no one would be the wiser.
2012-07-13 04:44:27 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

"No penis for you!"
2012-07-13 04:41:52 PM
2 votes:
images.mysupermarket.co.uk
2012-07-13 04:30:45 PM
2 votes:
In addition to murdering the "evil sorcerers," it is believed the cannibal cult also consumed portions of their victims' brains and other organs, and prepared soup from their penises in an effort to become bulletproof.


theletter.co.uk
Oh okay, now I understand pop music.
2012-07-13 04:24:02 PM
2 votes:
reason.com
Pat Robertson farts in your general direction
2012-07-13 10:29:56 PM
1 votes:
comment from the article:

"There was probably more celery pieces than actual penis. Just like always."

L farking OL
2012-07-13 07:18:13 PM
1 votes:

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Same reason everybody else is. Only difference is, they don't think the creator of the universe endorses their dickbaggishness.
2012-07-13 06:45:43 PM
1 votes:
Serve warm in penis gourds.
2012-07-13 06:39:35 PM
1 votes:
A church near here burned down after it was struck by lightning. The newspaper article called it an "act of nature". If it had been anything but a church, it would have been an "act of God." Makes ya wonder, dunnit?
2012-07-13 06:27:17 PM
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.


Meh. When an atheist shows up at my house with his wife & kid in tow and wants to waste my Sunday lecturing me on ancient works of fiction, I'll buy the both sides are bad argument. Until then:

Religion is just like a penis:
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But don't go whipping it out in public all the time.
And FFS don't try to shove it down my throat.
2012-07-13 05:40:33 PM
1 votes:
We are a much more advanced society. We blame everything on Global Wa.... Damn you, Muck4doo!
2012-07-13 05:00:00 PM
1 votes:
When God isn't available there's always George Bush.
2012-07-13 04:54:19 PM
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.


From the article comments:

There was probably more celery pieces than actual penis. Just like always.

I LOL'd
2012-07-13 04:37:27 PM
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.


You have to go to Aldi's. They have all sorts of weird shiat there.
2012-07-13 04:37:19 PM
1 votes:
Right. Papua New Guinea is not a potential vacation spot. Got it.
2012-07-13 04:27:49 PM
1 votes:
And the gays. Don't forget how this country loves to blame our problems on the gays.
2012-07-13 04:26:51 PM
1 votes:
Pat Robertson meets Cannibal Holocaust? I'm so there!
2012-07-13 04:25:59 PM
1 votes:
Well, God's anger and...

img.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 04:19:33 PM
1 votes:
That's what we do here in Arizona.
 
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