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2012-07-13 02:52:28 PM
This article brings a whole new meaning to "eat a bowl of dicks".
 
2012-07-13 04:19:33 PM
That's what we do here in Arizona.
 
2012-07-13 04:19:37 PM
Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.
 
2012-07-13 04:20:31 PM
The anti-sorcerer group, which is believed to have as many as 1,000 active participants, was organized after witch doctors, who traditionally charge 1000 kina ($472), a pig, and a bag of rice to determine a cause of death or ward off evil spirits, began demanding sex as well.

I can't fault them for this.
 
2012-07-13 04:23:45 PM

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.


I wonder if it's cream based.
 
2012-07-13 04:24:02 PM
reason.com
Pat Robertson farts in your general direction
 
2012-07-13 04:25:59 PM
Well, God's anger and...

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 04:26:51 PM
Pat Robertson meets Cannibal Holocaust? I'm so there!
 
2012-07-13 04:27:49 PM
And the gays. Don't forget how this country loves to blame our problems on the gays.
 
2012-07-13 04:30:45 PM
In addition to murdering the "evil sorcerers," it is believed the cannibal cult also consumed portions of their victims' brains and other organs, and prepared soup from their penises in an effort to become bulletproof.


theletter.co.uk
Oh okay, now I understand pop music.
 
2012-07-13 04:33:44 PM
Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.
 
2012-07-13 04:34:30 PM
Act of God

We've got a legal principal built around it!

/not a lawyer
 
2012-07-13 04:35:25 PM
This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.
 
2012-07-13 04:37:06 PM
And by "society", you mean a person claiming to represent 1,000 or so people, out of 300,000,000 people in the country.
 
2012-07-13 04:37:19 PM
Right. Papua New Guinea is not a potential vacation spot. Got it.
 
2012-07-13 04:37:27 PM

StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.


You have to go to Aldi's. They have all sorts of weird shiat there.
 
2012-07-13 04:38:16 PM
I'm confused. Who's the anti-scorer group? The militant group seeking revenge against rogue witch doctors? Or the cannibal cult? Or are they one in the same? Also, doesn't making a soup out of someone's penis so you can become bulletproof pretty much make you a scorer?
 
2012-07-13 04:39:22 PM

generallyso: Right. Papua New Guinea is not a potential vacation spot. Got it.


Just don't go and charge sex for preventing evil spirits. You'll be fine.
 
2012-07-13 04:39:35 PM
for subby

i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 04:40:37 PM

RoxtarRyan: StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.

You have to go to Aldi's. They have all sorts of weird shiat there.


Whole Foods uses the whole penis, as Nature intended, for their "Eleven Wiccan Wang Chowder." Don't be fooled by homegrown imitations.
 
2012-07-13 04:41:16 PM
Merlin, get out of Papua New Guinea!


/obscure?
 
2012-07-13 04:41:52 PM
images.mysupermarket.co.uk
 
2012-07-13 04:43:34 PM
You can take the word God and replace it with the words 'I dont know' and you still get the same meaning. Thats how ancient people explain stuff that they could not explain.

Examples:

What made that volcano explode? Answer: God.
What caused that flood? Answer: God.
Who will save your soul? Answer: God.
 
2012-07-13 04:43:41 PM

crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.


To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible
 
2012-07-13 04:44:27 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"No penis for you!"
 
2012-07-13 04:45:45 PM

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.


You know, you could probably translate that into Chinese, put it on a menu and no one would be the wiser.
 
2012-07-13 04:46:19 PM
but they WERE evil sorcerers!
 
2012-07-13 04:47:12 PM
*sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?
 
2012-07-13 04:47:44 PM

Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible


I thought Pat Robertson was the guy who predicts something and the opposite happens, and blames blames everything on men loving other mens penis... oh shiat, was he killed by an anti-sorcerer?
 
2012-07-13 04:48:02 PM
Surely my god will punish them.

/Don't call my god Shirley.
 
2012-07-13 04:48:38 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Because Evangelical Christians have such tiny balls by comparison!
 
2012-07-13 04:50:01 PM
img402.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 04:50:35 PM

newton: Well, God's anger and...

img.photobucket.com

teachers.henrico.k12.va.us
Huh? I don't get it
 
2012-07-13 04:51:06 PM

Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible


We were too busy grinding up archaeological sites in Iraq for aggregate, manufacturing the stones you're now throwing at Islamists for destroying historical sites in Timbuktu. Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Religious extremists, in all forms, are repugnant. Eventually, we'll grow out of religion - and religious extremism is helping.
 
2012-07-13 04:52:41 PM
I bet the soup tastes magical.
 
2012-07-13 04:54:19 PM

StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.


From the article comments:

There was probably more celery pieces than actual penis. Just like always.

I LOL'd
 
2012-07-13 04:54:55 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Because gods have small penises. They use magic to make sure all their followers have small penises. Since we have no tiny dick gods, our dickbags need to be massive.
 
2012-07-13 04:55:20 PM

Ghastly: [images.mysupermarket.co.uk image 243x300]


Goes great with

i1190.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 04:55:40 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Look, you_idiot, ... I got nothing to follow that up with, that argument sounds too stressful for me this afternoon. I just wanted to use your name.
 
2012-07-13 04:57:01 PM

FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?


Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.
 
2012-07-13 04:59:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Tonight I dine on penis soup
 
2012-07-13 05:00:00 PM
When God isn't available there's always George Bush.
 
2012-07-13 05:01:57 PM

hitlersbrain: Because gods have small penises. They use magic to make sure all their followers have small penises. Since we have no tiny dick gods, our dickbags need to be massive.


No way dude. Read "Horror On Howth Hill", a Lovecraft parody by R.A.Wilson. Among stunningly overwrought footnotes, he and his pals discuss god-penis sizes. They then determine that a certain goddess has a vagina parsecs deep!

/or was that centons...
 
2012-07-13 05:07:02 PM

Boatmech: newton: Well, God's anger and...

[img.photobucket.com image 799x470]
[teachers.henrico.k12.va.us image 304x432]
Huh? I don't get it


That antenna array is a HAARP array. People blame odd weather events and powerful hurricanes on ionosphere tampering such as that suggested by HAARP.
 
2012-07-13 05:08:37 PM

FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.

WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?
 
2012-07-13 05:15:49 PM

SithLord: Boatmech: newton: Well, God's anger and...

[img.photobucket.com image 799x470]
[teachers.henrico.k12.va.us image 304x432]
Huh? I don't get it

That antenna array is a HAARP array. People blame odd weather events and powerful hurricanes on ionosphere tampering such as that suggested by HAARP.


Hmm... Before I ask WTF are you talking about I guess I should RTFA

Bowls of Dick
HAARP
Witch Doctors
AND Gods Love

/bet that makes a hell of an anagram
// will RTFA
 
2012-07-13 05:22:28 PM
I blame global warming.
 
2012-07-13 05:28:52 PM
"We ate their brains raw and took body parts such as
livers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman
(traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers to
create other powers for the members to use," one of
those arrested said.

So they're some kind of Catholic offshoot?
 
2012-07-13 05:29:00 PM

StaleCoffee: FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.


Had to grin at that one.
 
2012-07-13 05:31:06 PM

Gyrfalcon: The anti-sorcerer group, which is believed to have as many as 1,000 active participants, was organized after witch doctors, who traditionally charge 1000 kina ($472), a pig, and a bag of rice to determine a cause of death or ward off evil spirits, began demanding sex as well.

I can't fault them for this.


they're smart. their power figures took it to far and a price is being paid. we could use some of that slice & dice spirit in the States.
 
2012-07-13 05:34:34 PM
Is this one of those religions of peace I keep hearing about?
 
2012-07-13 05:39:31 PM

Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?


Really? Google isn't working for you?

We destroyed half of Bablyon to create Camp Alpha. We blew chunks off of the Ishtar Gate. Hundreds of soldiers left graffiti, some actually carved into the stone, on millennia-old historical sites.

And not just sites were damaged. Millions of dollars in artifacts were either destroyed or stolen because coalition forces refused to secure them even as they invaded, despite pleas from both local and worldwide scientists. Some of what was lost was both unique and irreplaceable. Years later, we issued a weak mea culpa, but even now, the State Department's dragging its heels about compensation for damage and repatriation of items seized after the sacking of Baghdad in 2003.

We quite actually destroyed a small portion of human history, just as Islamist fundamentalists are doing in Timbuktu - except we didn't even bother with the flimsy rationalization currently provided ("these sites violate our fundamentalist view of the religion to which they belong, so we're 'purifying' them, not destroying them".) We just didn't bother thinking about it, because the Bush administration had a huge war-on - this stuff was just in the way, that's all.
 
2012-07-13 05:40:33 PM
We are a much more advanced society. We blame everything on Global Wa.... Damn you, Muck4doo!
 
2012-07-13 05:43:11 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


That's a good question.

Seems they have just as many "zealots" as any organized religion does, and are just as obnoxious.

Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.
 
2012-07-13 05:49:24 PM
If eating dicks makes you invincible, Subby's mom is ... something something. I dunno. You finish it.
 
2012-07-13 05:51:23 PM
Most Born-Again types are just one step away from primitive tribesmen who blame everything on evil spirits. One step ahead or one step backwards is open to debate.
 
2012-07-13 05:52:11 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

That's a good question.

Seems they have just as many "zealots" as any organized religion does, and are just as obnoxious.

Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.


Both sides are bad, so vote republican?
 
2012-07-13 05:56:00 PM
Or the national guard. A few hurricanes were to be blamed on the Guard according to a lot of farkers making fun of people blaming the Guard back in Bush's era.

They just didn't wave their guns and sandbags fast enough. how dare they.
 
2012-07-13 06:10:15 PM

FormlessOne: Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?

Really? Google isn't working for you?

We destroyed half of Bablyon to create Camp Alpha. We blew chunks off of the Ishtar Gate. Hundreds of soldiers left graffiti, some actually carved into the stone, on millennia-old historical sites.

And not just sites were damaged. Millions of dollars in artifacts were either destroyed or stolen because coalition forces refused to secure them even as they invaded, despite pleas from both local and worldwide scientists. Some of what was lost was both unique and irreplaceable. Years later, we issued a weak mea culpa, but even now, the State Department's dragging its heels about compensation for damage and repatriation of items seized after the sacking of Baghdad in 2003.

We quite actually destroyed a small portion of human history, just as Islamist fundamentalists are doing in Timbuktu - except we didn't even bother with the flimsy rationalization currently provided ("these sites violate our fundamentalist view of the religion to which they belong, so we're 'purifying' them, not destroying them".) We just didn't bother thinking about it, because the Bush administration had a huge war-on - this stuff was just in the way, that's all.


Yeah, like I asked you got a citation on that -

Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
 
2012-07-13 06:10:30 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Hagenhatesyouall: you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

That's a good question.

Seems they have just as many "zealots" as any organized religion does, and are just as obnoxious.

Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.

Both sides are bad, so vote republican?


Well, both sides are bad, so vote ignorance and superstition.
 
2012-07-13 06:24:48 PM
They could have saved themselves a lot of trouble if they had passed around the tequila instead of their wives and daughters.

Tequila
Stage 1: I'm rich
Stage 2: I'm good looking
Stage 3: I'm bullet proof
Stage 4: I'm invisible
 
2012-07-13 06:27:17 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.


Meh. When an atheist shows up at my house with his wife & kid in tow and wants to waste my Sunday lecturing me on ancient works of fiction, I'll buy the both sides are bad argument. Until then:

Religion is just like a penis:
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But don't go whipping it out in public all the time.
And FFS don't try to shove it down my throat.
 
2012-07-13 06:30:44 PM

fringedmyotis: Hagenhatesyouall: Not much different than the "quacks" they so vehemently condemn IMO.

Meh. When an atheist shows up at my house with his wife & kid in tow and wants to waste my Sunday lecturing me on ancient works of fiction, I'll buy the both sides are bad argument


They use the internet for that.
 
2012-07-13 06:33:02 PM
"Some societies are so ignorant that they blame natural events on evil sorcerers. Thank goodness we live in a society that knows enough to blame everything on God's anger global warming/global climate change/man-made climate 'weirding''

FTFY, subby, and the rest of you that can't think for yourselves.

BTW, scienists say that fracking is safe, so that science is settled now, too, right?
 
2012-07-13 06:39:22 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


No shiat! And don't get me started about the farking aleprechaunists. There farking assholes.
 
2012-07-13 06:39:35 PM
A church near here burned down after it was struck by lightning. The newspaper article called it an "act of nature". If it had been anything but a church, it would have been an "act of God." Makes ya wonder, dunnit?
 
2012-07-13 06:40:21 PM

douchebag/hater: "Some societies are so ignorant that they blame natural events on evil sorcerers. Thank goodness we live in a society that knows enough to blame everything on God's anger global warming/global climate change/man-made climate 'weirding''

FTFY, subby, and the rest of you that can't think for yourselves.

BTW, scienists say that fracking is safe, so that science is settled now, too, right?


InigoMontoya.jpg
 
2012-07-13 06:40:31 PM

muck4doo: They use the internet for that.


Yep. That is exactly the same thing, totes.
 
2012-07-13 06:45:43 PM
Serve warm in penis gourds.
 
2012-07-13 06:58:25 PM
Gosh that's an odd thing to happen in East Asia.

Shouldn't they be busy assembling circuit boards, playing online gaming or something?
 
2012-07-13 07:00:47 PM

fringedmyotis: Religion is just like a penis:
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But don't go whipping it out in public all the time.
And FFS don't try to shove it down my throat.


Love this.

I'm going to file it with the quote from House that went:
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
 
2012-07-13 07:01:20 PM
Shaman, I think you you meant...
 
2012-07-13 07:08:27 PM
In the U.S. we are far more enlightened.

Teen pregnancy is caused by birth control and skimpy clothing
Rape is caused by pornography, and skimpy clothing
Poverty is caused is caused Wall Street, and skimpy clothing
Drug addiction is caused by drugs, especially marijuana, and skimpy clothing
Alcoholism is caused by liquor, which is NOT a drug, and skimpy clothing
Cancer is caused by tobacco, and skimpy clothing
Death is caused by guns, and skimpy clothing
Obesity is caused by potatoes and fast food burgers, and skimpy clothing
Unemployment is caused by WalMart, and skimpy clothing

See? Not a god, witch, sorcerer, or demon in the bunch. Here we blame real things for our problems.
 
2012-07-13 07:18:13 PM

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?


Same reason everybody else is. Only difference is, they don't think the creator of the universe endorses their dickbaggishness.
 
2012-07-13 07:22:33 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Also, doesn't making a soup out of someone's penis so you can become bulletproof pretty much make you a scorer?


Not if you plan to score with the girls.
 
2012-07-13 07:49:40 PM

Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?


Especially since they were probably never there to begin with.

I think what he meant was: When 1/2 the supposed site of the alleged Hanging Gardens...which is about as much outrage as I can muster because it's too damn hot.
 
2012-07-13 07:53:36 PM

Gyrfalcon: Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?

Especially since they were probably never there to begin with.

I think what he meant was: When 1/2 the supposed site of the alleged Hanging Gardens...which is about as much outrage as I can muster because it's too damn hot.


Oh no, they didn't...

Or better not have, for if they did, even ayuhuasca vine won't cure those spirits' demand for peace.

You just poked peace...

;)
 
2012-07-13 07:57:32 PM

StaleCoffee: FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.


It was +3 culture, not happiness.

And they nerfed the food bonus in in Gods and Kings
 
2012-07-13 08:09:32 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: StaleCoffee: FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.

It was +3 culture, not happiness.

And they nerfed the food bonus in in Gods and Kings


I much preferred the general health bonus in Civ IV, especially on tougher settings. "Oh, your city has 3 population? They all have plague for the next 200 turns if you don't have the Hanging Gardens."
 
2012-07-13 08:12:11 PM

SithLord: Boatmech: newton: Well, God's anger and...

img.photobucket.com
[teachers.henrico.k12.va.us image 304x432]
Huh? I don't get it

That antenna array is a HAARP array. People blame odd weather events and powerful hurricanes on ionosphere tampering such as that suggested by HAARP.


Sillyhead. It's not a HAARP array. It's the Guinness world record holder for the largest number of rotary clothes lines.

upload.wikimedia.org

FormlessOne: We destroyed half of Bablyon to create Camp Alpha. We blew chunks off of the Ishtar Gate.


And Chunks is your dog?

/Sorry, couldn't resist that feed line.
 
2012-07-13 08:13:48 PM

FormlessOne: Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?

Really? Google isn't working for you?

We destroyed half of Bablyon to create Camp Alpha. We blew chunks off of the Ishtar Gate. Hundreds of soldiers left graffiti, some actually carved into the stone, on millennia-old historical sites.

And not just sites were damaged. Millions of dollars in artifacts were either destroyed or stolen because coalition forces refused to secure them even as they invaded, despite pleas from both local and worldwide scientists. Some of what was lost was both unique and irreplaceable. Years later, we issued a weak mea culpa, but even now, the State Department's dragging its heels about compensation for damage and repatriation of items seized after the sacking of Baghdad in 2003.

We quite actually destroyed a small portion of human history, just as Islamist fundamentalists are doing in Timbuktu - except we didn't even bother with the flimsy rationalization currently provided ("these sites violate our fundamentalist view of the religion to which they belong, so we're 'purifying' them, not destroying them".) We just didn't bother thinking about it, because the Bush administration had a huge war-on - this stuff was just in the way, that's all.


DAMMIT.

FTA:A military official said she had not seen the U.N. report, but added that one of the reasons troops set up a base at the site was to safeguard it.

"Coalition forces first occupied the Babylon site in April 2003 during the ground campaign of Operation Iraqi Freedom with a purpose, among others, of protecting the ruins from looting after the provincial museums in Babylon and Kufa were robbed of their entire contents," said Lt. Col. Tamara Parker, a spokeswoman.

"U.S. forces respect historical sites in Iraq," she added.


Like hell they do! Of course, if I was being shot at I would want to preserve MY historical value, but to wreck one of the biggest sites in Civ? You dirty bastards...
 
2012-07-13 08:14:31 PM

douchebag/hater: BTW, scienists say that fracking is safe, so that science is settled now, too, right?


Those aren't scientists...
 
2012-07-13 08:37:46 PM

douchebag/hater: "Some societies are so ignorant that they blame natural events on evil sorcerers. Thank goodness we live in a society that knows enough to blame everything on God's anger global warming/global climate change/man-made climate 'weirding''


No one with half a brain would try to blame everything on climate change.

But, my inference from your post is that you believe that people cannot affect the climate and weather systems on this planet. Do you think it is possible to spew all sorts of pollutants into the atmosphere and not affect chaotic climate patterns world-wide?

Do you think that it's good to emit lots of greenhouse gases. when we could instead try to develop cleaner methods for industry?

FTFY, subby, and the rest of you that can't think for yourselves.

Now, that's funny, because I'm pretty sure you're just repeating an opinion Fox News or its ilk have told you to have.

I love critical thinking. I think it's a skill we should all work towards. For example, in the case of climate change:

Mankind produces an increasing amount of greenhouse gases. This affects how heat is distributed across the planet.

We have weird weather events. The jet stream has been erratic the past few years, freezing Britain in winter, and so on. Currently the jet stream is baking parts of the US and subjecting parts of the UK to a month's worth of rain in 1 day.

Is this caused by Man?

Well, I'm not a climatologist. So I don't know. But a shiatload of people who are smarter than me think it may have something to do with it.

So, I'd suggest listening to them.

BTW, scienists say that fracking is safe, so that science is settled now, too, right?

You realise, of course, that there is not a single person on this planet with the job title "Scientist", right? There are physicists, meteorologists, oncologists, cosmologists, archaeologists, apiologists, radiologists, biologists, geologists, seismologists...

And that science is never "settled"?

/I like apiologists, but they are covered in bees.
//I may have just been trolled, but WTH.
 
2012-07-13 08:46:18 PM

iron de havilland: We have weird weather events. The jet stream has been erratic the past few years, freezing Britain in winter, and so on.


Just to clarify this point, the UK has experienced some wicked bad winters recently. A Nasa shot of the UK from January 2010:

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

That's unusual. Climate change? Dunno. Leave it to the climatologists to sort out.

/yay 500Kb limit
 
2012-07-13 08:58:17 PM
Scuse me while I whip this out.

theagileadvisors.com

/2 weeks in a row
//woot
///john frum
 
2012-07-13 09:15:11 PM
Dear PEPCO,
We've found our new power commission.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:32 PM

newton: Well, God's anger and...

[img.photobucket.com image 799x470]


HAARP only does hurracaines and tornadoes.
 
2012-07-13 10:29:56 PM
comment from the article:

"There was probably more celery pieces than actual penis. Just like always."

L farking OL
 
2012-07-13 10:30:36 PM
My god is the one, true god. Your god is laughable.
 
2012-07-13 10:49:14 PM

johnny queso: My god is the one, true god. Your god is laughable.


www.tinysavages.com
 
2012-07-13 10:51:01 PM

fringedmyotis: muck4doo: They use the internet for that.Yep. That is exactly the same thing, totes.


Hey, if eating penis soup is the exact same thing as showing up on your doorstep to bother you at an inconvenient time of morning, then both should be exactly the same as posting bizarre moral equivalences on FARK.

/atheists are after mah penis
//wait, no, that's just Tom Cruise
 
2012-07-13 11:00:04 PM

Tatterdemalian: fringedmyotis: muck4doo: They use the internet for that.Yep. That is exactly the same thing, totes.

Hey, if eating penis soup is the exact same thing as showing up on your doorstep to bother you at an inconvenient time of morning, then both should be exactly the same as posting bizarre moral equivalences on FARK.

/atheists are after mah penis
//wait, no, that's just Tom Cruise


haha! More penis soups for you guys. Whatever floats your penises. :)
 
2012-07-13 11:18:52 PM

StoPPeRmobile: johnny queso: My god is the one, true god. Your god is laughable.

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My god is a man who gets shiat done.
 
2012-07-13 11:26:39 PM

OnlyM3: for subby

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2012-07-14 01:27:03 AM
I thought we blamed everything on Democratic presidents around here?
 
2012-07-14 06:03:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: Boatmech: FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
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WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?

Especially since they were probably never there to begin with.

I think what he meant was: When 1/2 the supposed site of the alleged Hanging Gardens...which is about as much outrage as I can muster because it's too damn hot.


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Yeah, it sucks that some ruins got messed-up but as far as I know the Hanging Gardens still haven't been found.
 
2012-07-14 02:33:53 PM
And on today's menu we have angel hair pasta, with penis and white sauce
 
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