That's what we do here in Arizona.

Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.

I wonder if it's cream based.

Pat Robertson farts in your general direction

Well, God's anger and...

In addition to murdering the "evil sorcerers," it is believed the cannibal cult also consumed portions of their victims' brains and other organs, and prepared soup from their penises in an effort to become bulletproof.



Oh okay, now I understand pop music.

Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.

Act of God

We've got a legal principal built around it!

/not a lawyer

This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

And by "society", you mean a person claiming to represent 1,000 or so people, out of 300,000,000 people in the country.

Right. Papua New Guinea is not a potential vacation spot. Got it.

I'm confused. Who's the anti-scorer group? The militant group seeking revenge against rogue witch doctors? Or the cannibal cult? Or are they one in the same? Also, doesn't making a soup out of someone's penis so you can become bulletproof pretty much make you a scorer?

for subby

RoxtarRyan: StaleCoffee: Campbells 7-Sorcerer Penis Soup still isn't available in my local Shop-Rite.

You have to go to Aldi's. They have all sorts of weird shiat there.

Whole Foods uses the whole penis, as Nature intended, for their "Eleven Wiccan Wang Chowder." Don't be fooled by homegrown imitations.

Merlin, get out of Papua New Guinea!


/obscure?

You can take the word God and replace it with the words 'I dont know' and you still get the same meaning. Thats how ancient people explain stuff that they could not explain.

Examples:

What made that volcano explode? Answer: God.
What caused that flood? Answer: God.
Who will save your soul? Answer: God.

crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible

"No penis for you!"

cgraves67: Ooo. Seven sorcerer penis soup. I need to get their recipe.

You know, you could probably translate that into Chinese, put it on a menu and no one would be the wiser.

but they WERE evil sorcerers!

*sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible

I thought Pat Robertson was the guy who predicts something and the opposite happens, and blames blames everything on men loving other mens penis... oh shiat, was he killed by an anti-sorcerer?

Surely my god will punish them.

/Don't call my god Shirley.

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

Because Evangelical Christians have such tiny balls by comparison!

newton: Well, God's anger and...



Huh? I don't get it

Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...


/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu
//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible

We were too busy grinding up archaeological sites in Iraq for aggregate, manufacturing the stones you're now throwing at Islamists for destroying historical sites in Timbuktu. Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Religious extremists, in all forms, are repugnant. Eventually, we'll grow out of religion - and religious extremism is helping.

I bet the soup tastes magical.

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

Because gods have small penises. They use magic to make sure all their followers have small penises. Since we have no tiny dick gods, our dickbags need to be massive.

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Goes great with

you_idiot: *sigh* Why are atheists such massive dickbags?

Look, you_idiot, ... I got nothing to follow that up with, that argument sounds too stressful for me this afternoon. I just wanted to use your name.

FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.

When God isn't available there's always George Bush.

Boatmech: newton: Well, God's anger and...

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Huh? I don't get it

That antenna array is a HAARP array. People blame odd weather events and powerful hurricanes on ionosphere tampering such as that suggested by HAARP.

FormlessOne: Tatterdemalian: crazyeddie:
Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?
.
WTF Dude? You got a citation on that?

SithLord: Boatmech: newton: Well, God's anger and...

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Huh? I don't get it

That antenna array is a HAARP array. People blame odd weather events and powerful hurricanes on ionosphere tampering such as that suggested by HAARP.

Hmm... Before I ask WTF are you talking about I guess I should RTFA

Bowls of Dick
HAARP
Witch Doctors
AND Gods Love

/bet that makes a hell of an anagram
// will RTFA

I blame global warming.

"We ate their brains raw and took body parts such as
livers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman
(traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers to
create other powers for the members to use," one of
those arrested said.

So they're some kind of Catholic offshoot?

StaleCoffee: FormlessOne: Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Well we've obviously progressed to the point in our civilization that the +10 food and +3 happiness are of less benefit than the +12 combat and +25 HP bonuses that military base brings in.

Had to grin at that one.