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(KPTV Portland)   Headline: Search continues for inner tuber. Does that mean Mr. Potato Head is seeing a therapist?   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Mr. Potato Head, Clackamas River, portland police, Oregon Health & Science University, Rose Garden, therapy  
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2012-07-13 06:04:47 PM  
2 votes:
seeking the inner tuber has opened many eyes
2012-07-13 06:37:36 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: When I'm alone, by myself, with no one in the house, I... I... I put on Mrs. Potato Head's eyes and lips and look at myself in the mirror. And inside me, deep inside me, a delicate wistful voice sings so softly in my ear, "I'm a pretty girl".

If it were anyone else, I'd think you were joking.
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