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(KPTV Portland)   Headline: Search continues for inner tuber. Does that mean Mr. Potato Head is seeing a therapist?   (kptv.com) divider line 34
    More: Misc, Mr. Potato Head, Clackamas River, portland police, Oregon Health & Science University, Rose Garden, therapy  
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2012-07-13 02:46:50 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 03:05:17 PM  
Clever spudmitter.
 
2012-07-13 05:51:07 PM  
Good show.
 
2012-07-13 05:59:35 PM  
It's the Summer pastime of Texas. We call 'em "toobers"



bobcatfans.com
 
2012-07-13 05:59:41 PM  
Definitely not an uber tuber.
 
2012-07-13 06:04:47 PM  
seeking the inner tuber has opened many eyes
 
2012-07-13 06:06:13 PM  
Outstanding.
 
2012-07-13 06:14:19 PM  
Well, if someone kept tearing off parts of your body, and putting them in the wrong places, you too would be traumatized!
 
2012-07-13 06:15:45 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-13 06:17:21 PM  
When I'm alone, by myself, with no one in the house, I... I... I put on Mrs. Potato Head's eyes and lips and look at myself in the mirror. And inside me, deep inside me, a delicate wistful voice sings so softly in my ear, "I'm a pretty girl".
 
2012-07-13 06:22:24 PM  
Here he is.

static.music123.com
 
2012-07-13 06:26:06 PM  
I lol'd.
 
2012-07-13 06:28:47 PM  
Does a pickle count?
 
2012-07-13 06:35:37 PM  
+1, would lol again.
 
2012-07-13 06:37:36 PM  

Ghastly: When I'm alone, by myself, with no one in the house, I... I... I put on Mrs. Potato Head's eyes and lips and look at myself in the mirror. And inside me, deep inside me, a delicate wistful voice sings so softly in my ear, "I'm a pretty girl".


If it were anyone else, I'd think you were joking.
 
2012-07-13 06:47:20 PM  
+1
 
2012-07-13 06:54:39 PM  
Tubes!
 
2012-07-13 07:03:20 PM  

Ghastly: When I'm alone, by myself, with no one in the house, I... I... I put on Mrs. Potato Head's eyes and lips and look at myself in the mirror. And inside me, deep inside me, a delicate wistful voice sings so softly in my ear, "I'm a pretty girl".


No one can see me...No one can see me. Stroke it stroke it stroke it stroke it....
 
2012-07-13 07:16:07 PM  
New headline in TFA...

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...Let's just say it isn't good
 
2012-07-13 07:30:54 PM  
R.I.P and condolences to the family of this 23 year old man who drowned.
 
2012-07-13 07:36:12 PM  
Well, the patrician Mrs. and Mr. Potato Head were opposed to their daughter's marriage to Dan Rather because he was just a common-tater.
 
2012-07-13 07:39:52 PM  

No_ESC_Key: R.I.P and condolences to the family of this 23 year old man who drowned.


home.roadrunner.com
 
2012-07-13 07:40:41 PM  

No_ESC_Key: R.I.P and condolences to the family of this 23 year old man who drowned.


Yes, please, and *always* wear a life-jacket; thank you.
 
QDW
2012-07-13 07:47:14 PM  
Nice... I'm actually headed there to camp for the weekend in about 20 minutes.

Dangerous river, every summer someone gets deaded there.
 
2012-07-13 08:10:38 PM  
You laugh now, subby, but it worked for GLaDOS.

Sort of.
 
2012-07-13 08:25:24 PM  

thursdaypostal: Ghastly: When I'm alone, by myself, with no one in the house, I... I... I put on Mrs. Potato Head's eyes and lips and look at myself in the mirror. And inside me, deep inside me, a delicate wistful voice sings so softly in my ear, "I'm a pretty girl".

If it were anyone else, I'd think you were joking.


Ha!
 
2012-07-13 08:40:24 PM  

Potatoe: seeking the inner tuber has opened many eyes


If anybody Argus with you, they're blind.

www.mlahanas.de
 
2012-07-13 08:55:40 PM  
I got your inner tuber right here, subby.
 
2012-07-13 08:59:58 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: I got your inner tuber right here, subby.


+1
 
2012-07-13 09:06:10 PM  
thank you Subby, after today I really needed a solid laugh.
+1 AAAA would laugh at again
 
2012-07-13 09:58:25 PM  
I left Fark for a little while... headlines had gotten stale, I was looking for more. I wandered the great plains of the wide internet. And upon my return, this headline was waiting for me. Ah Fark, how I've missed you.
 
2012-07-14 12:31:03 AM  
All right, Mr. Potato Head, lie back and close your eyes...
 
2012-07-14 01:38:56 AM  
+1 subby
 
2012-07-14 05:10:26 AM  
You win this round, Subby. Well done.
 
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