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		In honor of Patrick Stewart's birthday, here's a list of his top ten performances. "Shaka, when the walls fell" indeed (pastemagazine.com)		19
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imgod2u		2012-07-13 03:39:33 PM

5 votes:

There are 72 candles!!!

indoorplant		2012-07-13 01:18:43 PM

4 votes:

mitchcumstein1		2012-07-13 12:15:12 PM

4 votes:

Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...

NuttierThanEver		2012-07-13 12:09:24 PM

4 votes:

Perchance, do you have any Gatorade? It seems that I left all of my electrolytes with your daughter

randomscribbles		2012-07-13 01:39:45 PM

3 votes:

Has it been so long that this has been forgotten?

pizen		2012-07-13 11:36:44 AM

3 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I like that pic so I've got you covered.

i.imgur.com

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-07-13 11:30:25 AM

2 votes:

Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

Odd Bird		2012-07-13 03:45:31 PM

1 votes:

Saiga410: No love for Gurney? For shame.

You're not paying attention (5 posts above yours).

SSB: I had tickets to Patrick's Stewarts "A Christmas Carol" solo performance and was going to take the woman who I would later marry (and divorce). A family tragedy came up and I had to give them to a friend.

(reads article) I didn't know he did a movie version, I must find this.

"you'll get nothing and like it!"
maxcdn.fooyoh.com

Krustofsky		2012-07-13 03:09:04 PM

1 votes:

List fails without the letter B.

Link

bazzanoid		2012-07-13 03:00:32 PM

1 votes:

So i've seen most of those, but I've never even heard of "Stark Trek".

asurferosa		2012-07-13 02:48:04 PM

1 votes:

His one-man version of Christmas Carol should be number 1.

Persnickety		2012-07-13 02:36:25 PM

1 votes:

He must have done too many one-armed pull ups in that gym because his arm got freakish long.

squealie		2012-07-13 02:29:26 PM

1 votes:

He may be 72 but he still sends me into instant panty melt.
/no love for Prof Xavier?????

millsapian87		2012-07-13 02:28:56 PM

1 votes:

From "L.A. Story":

starwrecked.com

"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"

ClintBartonWannabe		2012-07-13 02:21:57 PM

1 votes:

What about the time he played a villain?

Conspiracy Theory.

We didn't forget the gravy.
t3.gstatic.com

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-07-13 02:13:40 PM

1 votes:

His voice-over work on "American Dad" as Bullock never fails.

The episode where Bullock thinks Stan is harboring an alien and Stweart says "You don't understand, Smith. When we find him we're going to DO stuff to him. Weird stuff. BUTT stuff." in that stentorian voice of God absolutely kills.

BumpInTheNight		2012-07-13 01:29:47 PM

1 votes:

MadSkillz: ecmoRandomNumbers: MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?

THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"

That movie was a crazy mess.

You guys might appreciate Gazorra's mashup of that and ST:TNG: Link

/His whole series of these are hilarious

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-07-13 12:34:53 PM

1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...

It's too late. I've seen everything; I've seen it all.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-07-13 12:12:27 PM

1 votes:

MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?

THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"

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