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(Paste Magazine)   In honor of Patrick Stewart's birthday, here's a list of his top ten performances. "Shaka, when the walls fell" indeed   (pastemagazine.com) divider line 130
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2012-07-13 11:30:25 AM
Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.
 
2012-07-13 11:36:44 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.


I like that pic so I've got you covered.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 11:50:35 AM

pizen: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I like that pic so I've got you covered.

[i.imgur.com image 500x370]


Good show, old bean.
 
2012-07-13 11:52:34 AM

pizen: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I like that pic so I've got you covered.

[i.imgur.com image 500x370]


No love for Avery Brooks?
 
2012-07-13 12:02:11 PM
No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?
 
2012-07-13 12:05:54 PM

Mugato: pizen: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I like that pic so I've got you covered.

[i.imgur.com image 500x370]

No love for Avery Brooks?


Avery Brooks is a space cadet. He needs to be locked away for the good of humanity.
 
2012-07-13 12:08:08 PM

Mugato: pizen: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Still the most in shape of all the former captains. I'd post the "apparently only one of the Enterprise ships had a gym" pic, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I like that pic so I've got you covered.

[i.imgur.com image 500x370]

No love for Avery Brooks?


Avery Brooks looks like he aged 40 years since DS9.
 
2012-07-13 12:09:24 PM
www.raptorial.com

Perchance, do you have any Gatorade? It seems that I left all of my electrolytes with your daughter
 
2012-07-13 12:12:27 PM

MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?


THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"
 
2012-07-13 12:14:02 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?

THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"


That movie was a crazy mess.
 
2012-07-13 12:15:12 PM
Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...
 
2012-07-13 12:34:53 PM

mitchcumstein1: Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...


It's too late. I've seen everything; I've seen it all.
 
2012-07-13 12:52:44 PM
His performance in "Sarek" is to this day one of the most impressive moments in television I've ever seen.
 
2012-07-13 01:01:03 PM
www.daisydownunder.com
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.
 
2012-07-13 01:18:43 PM
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2012-07-13 01:19:09 PM

mitchcumstein1: Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...


Are you 'avin a laugh?

Good list, but Sejanus needs to be WAY higher
 
2012-07-13 01:19:49 PM
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2012-07-13 01:21:55 PM
Even though it was a small part, I always liked this role:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 01:22:52 PM
No love for Gurney? For shame.
 
2012-07-13 01:24:41 PM
I agreed with all of those, with the exception of his Claudius. I've always felt he rushed through his lines during many of his scenes. I still prefer Derek Jacobi's performance in Branagh's '96 film version.
 
2012-07-13 01:25:00 PM

timujin: His performance in "Sarek" is to this day one of the most impressive moments in television I've ever seen.


What is even more impressive is that he had to do that scene for 3-4 takes or so. So he had to do the whole thing and cry ON CUE, multiple times. That is acting.

Plus the man has a wickedly good sense of humor, helped make Wil Wheaton the amazing dude he is today, and brought a British polish to voice over work that remains unparalleled to this day (John Cleese's Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard aside).
 
2012-07-13 01:29:47 PM

MadSkillz: ecmoRandomNumbers: MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?

THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"

That movie was a crazy mess.


You guys might appreciate Gazorra's mashup of that and ST:TNG: Link

/His whole series of these are hilarious
 
2012-07-13 01:31:34 PM
 
2012-07-13 01:39:45 PM
sharetv.org
Has it been so long that this has been forgotten?
 
2012-07-13 01:39:47 PM

MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?


Excellent film, for those who have not seen it. And yes, Stewart gave a wonderful performance.
 
2012-07-13 01:41:41 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


Yes, but...Good lord that movie. So, so terrible.

I would pay real, American money to have someone make a film adaptation of Dune that doesn't suck. Peter Jackson should do it, as a series of three films. It would be epic.
 
2012-07-13 01:42:38 PM

Lionel Mandrake: mitchcumstein1: Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord...

Are you 'avin a laugh?

Good list, but Sejanus needs to be WAY higher


Agree. First time I watched TNG, I thought 'Who would give Sejanus a Star Ship?'
Also loved Extras.
 
2012-07-13 01:44:18 PM
The OTHER time he played Claudius was pretty cool as well:

www.comicmix.com
 
2012-07-13 01:45:58 PM
Thought for sure they would list his "Macbeth" from PBS' Great Performances (2007) on there.

I liked it, anyway. Great interpretation and styling!
 
2012-07-13 01:46:15 PM

Lionel Mandrake:

Good list, but Sejanus needs to be WAY higher


This. Sejanus was such an evil bastard.
 
2012-07-13 01:47:53 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


Atomics!
 
2012-07-13 01:48:20 PM

Lord Dimwit: Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.

Yes, but...Good lord that movie. So, so terrible.

I would pay real, American money to have someone make a film adaptation of Dune that doesn't suck. Peter Jackson should do it, as a series of three films. It would be epic.


Between the movie and the mini-series, we've seen two ways to approach the material: Use the major themes and fill-in some random stuff (wierding modules? Really?) or stay as faithful as possible at the risk of boring the viewer.
 
2012-07-13 01:49:34 PM
What? No love for "LifeForce".
 
2012-07-13 01:49:56 PM

Lord Dimwit: Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.

Yes, but...Good lord that movie. So, so terrible.

I would pay real, American money to have someone make a film adaptation of Dune that doesn't suck. Peter Jackson should do it, as a series of three films. It would be epic.


While the Sci-Fi version of Dune was much closer to the books, it wasn't the greatest. Now the Sci-Fi channel version of Children of Dune was actually quite good. By far the best Dune put on screen.
 
2012-07-13 01:52:06 PM
I thought Dad Savage (1998) was really good.
 
2012-07-13 01:55:18 PM

Lord Dimwit: Yes, but...Good lord that movie. So, so terrible.


I completely concur.
 
2012-07-13 01:58:10 PM
Conspiracy Theory was a good role that doesn't get much attention. It was really cool seeing a guy who was mostly known to American audiences as Picard play a sinister, black bag villain.
 
2012-07-13 01:58:38 PM
I remember his brief voice work in The Plague Dogs since he was one of the only humans who had even a tiny bit of compassion.
 
2012-07-13 01:59:54 PM

BumpInTheNight: You guys might appreciate Gazorra's mashup of that and ST:TNG: Link


I am loving you like a three dollar whore right now.
 
2012-07-13 02:05:15 PM

simplicimus: Lord Dimwit: Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.

Yes, but...Good lord that movie. So, so terrible.

I would pay real, American money to have someone make a film adaptation of Dune that doesn't suck. Peter Jackson should do it, as a series of three films. It would be epic.

Between the movie and the mini-series, we've seen two ways to approach the material: Use the major themes and fill-in some random stuff (wierding modules? Really?) or stay as faithful as possible at the risk of boring the viewer.


The problem is that the miniseries wasn't as faithful as possible. Irulan had way too large a role and...well, let's just say I tuned out when I realized they had Harkonnen speaking in rhyming couplets.
 
2012-07-13 02:06:50 PM

Lord Dimwit: I would pay real, American money to have someone make a film adaptation of Dune that doesn't suck.


There is a fan edit of the Patrick Stewart version of Dune that removes quite a bit of the original suck by remixing the original movie, the extended version, and the deleted scenes.

Check it out.
 
2012-07-13 02:07:41 PM

Evil Mackerel: What? No love for "LifeForce".


Oh there's plenty of love for LifeForce...but it's a quiet, solitary love.

(Interesting bit o' trivia: Patrick Stewart says LifeForce was his first on-screen kiss.)
 
2012-07-13 02:08:12 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."
 
2012-07-13 02:08:46 PM
How many lights are there?
 
2012-07-13 02:08:50 PM

Flappyhead: Conspiracy Theory was a good role that doesn't get much attention. It was really cool seeing a guy who was mostly known to American audiences as Picard play a sinister, black bag villain.


Hear, here... gravy for the mind indeed.
 
2012-07-13 02:11:05 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

For some reason him being King Richard in Men in Tights just made the movie better for me. A guilty pleasure movie, I know it's bad but it amuses me anyway.
 
2012-07-13 02:13:40 PM
His voice-over work on "American Dad" as Bullock never fails.

The episode where Bullock thinks Stan is harboring an alien and Stweart says "You don't understand, Smith. When we find him we're going to DO stuff to him. Weird stuff. BUTT stuff." in that stentorian voice of God absolutely kills.
 
2012-07-13 02:14:52 PM
I liked him in "The Eleventh Hour" it was such a random sight seeing him in a TV series with the girl from Extras playing his bodyguard.
And he was an intense and dark show.
 
2012-07-13 02:18:14 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


Evidently he was born looking like that and will die looking like that - if he ages at all, that is
 
2012-07-13 02:21:57 PM
What about the time he played a villain?

Conspiracy Theory.

We didn't forget the gravy.
t3.gstatic.com
 
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