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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Naked guy steals car, crashes into Dallas area mall, then casually dresses himself with a selection of garments from Champs Sports before being arrested   (wfaa.com) divider line 27
    More: Strange, Champs Sports, Naked Guy, Dallas Police, use of force, stolen vehicles  
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2012-07-13 12:36:48 PM
Has someone warned John Connor?
 
2012-07-13 12:38:04 PM
/Ta Da!
 
2012-07-13 12:40:20 PM
At least they saved him before he got to Aeropostale.
 
2012-07-13 12:43:26 PM
WTF is with all the nake-person and people-eating news the last two months?
Is the League of Shadows messing around with the water supply?
 
2012-07-13 12:46:32 PM
Odd Bird
WTF is with all the nake-person and people-eating news the last two months?
Is the League of Shadows messing around with the water supply?


Close...

www.sks-bottle.com
 
2012-07-13 12:46:39 PM
"This place has everything!"
 
2012-07-13 12:47:40 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

This place has got everything!
 
2012-07-13 12:48:30 PM

Sefton: "This place has everything!"


One damn minute.

/shakes tiny fist 'o rage
 
2012-07-13 12:53:02 PM

Quick Fixer: Has someone warned John Connor?


DONE IN ONE! XD
 
2012-07-13 12:54:40 PM
At least he didn't try and eat anybody.
 
2012-07-13 12:55:40 PM
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year..
 
2012-07-13 12:57:17 PM

Odd Bird: WTF is with all the nake-person and people-eating news the last two months?
Is the League of Shadows messing around with the water supply?


I always said if I got sick it would spark the zombie apocalypse. I got sick and was hospitalized back in April.

Sorry about that.

I lived in Dallas until a couple weeks ago, too. Now I'm in a suburb. I can say that we have a great number of mentally ill folks here.
 
2012-07-13 12:59:04 PM
I read the headline and the Blues Bros is the first thing that popped into my head.

Came here and already a quarter of the posters have beaten me to it.

Sigh......
 
2012-07-13 01:03:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 01:09:44 PM
Gotta love my hometown of Dallas County.
 
2012-07-13 01:17:26 PM
I have so had this dream...
 
2012-07-13 01:25:34 PM

Quick Fixer: Has someone warned John Sarah Connor?


FTFY.
 
2012-07-13 01:36:50 PM

Sefton: "This place has everything!"


Except Oldsmobiles.
 
2012-07-13 02:01:30 PM

Sefton: "This place has everything!"


I see I'm not needed here, lol.

The Cheez Whiz is still my all-time favorite. It's funny enough that the old man asks for something completely off the wall, but him actually having it is just farking genius. I'm laughing just thinking about it, even though I've seen it 549 times.
 
2012-07-13 02:09:13 PM
The real news is that this particular mall is still open.
 
2012-07-13 02:20:07 PM
Well, I guess we have the next Old Navy summer wear commerical in the can.
 
2012-07-13 02:24:53 PM

SithLord: The real news is that this particular mall is still open.


No, it isn't
 
2012-07-13 03:41:25 PM

Saberus Terras: Odd Bird: WTF is with all the nake-person and people-eating news the last two months?
Is the League of Shadows messing around with the water supply?

I always said if I got sick it would spark the zombie apocalypse. I got sick and was hospitalized back in April.

Sorry about that.

I lived in Dallas until a couple weeks ago, too. Now I'm in a suburb. I can say that we have a great number of mentally ill folks here.


Sure but in the 'burbs you'll just say they're "clinically depressed" or throw out some medical jargon that explains their actions
 
2012-07-13 05:25:36 PM

markie_farkie: SithLord: The real news is that this particular mall is still open.

No, it isn't


I think he meant the mall in TFA and not the Blues Brothers' mall. :)
 
2012-07-13 06:23:40 PM

Trance750: Saberus Terras: Odd Bird: WTF is with all the nake-person and people-eating news the last two months?
Is the League of Shadows messing around with the water supply?

I always said if I got sick it would spark the zombie apocalypse. I got sick and was hospitalized back in April.

Sorry about that.

I lived in Dallas until a couple weeks ago, too. Now I'm in a suburb. I can say that we have a great number of mentally ill folks here.

Sure but in the 'burbs you'll just say they're "clinically depressed" or throw out some medical jargon that explains their actions


Nah, they are just crazy.
 
2012-07-13 07:13:13 PM
"Stylish?"
 
2012-07-13 07:33:34 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: I think he meant the mall in TFA and not the Blues Brothers' mall. :)


Ahh yeah.. That Dallas mall used to be called Red Bird Mall, commonly known as Dead Bird Mall due to all the gangbanging that used to go on around it..
 
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