tiiger: Women's Biathlon.

Funny how they turn Biathlon when the rich guys show up.

Jake Havechek: Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.

Yeah, but the Greek team hasn't seen a condom before. Half the team thinks they are chewing gum, and the other half thinks they are weird balloons.

downstairs: People have casual sex with each other? When did this start happening?!?

Have you noticed that people are still having sex? All the denouncement had absolutely no effect. Parents and counsellors constantly scorn them, but people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

Do you realise that people are still having sex? They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands they're making future plans to engage in the activity, do you understand?

ShirleySerious: encyclopediaplushuman: [a.espncdn.com image 576x625]

I'll just leave this here.

Of course the black one is the longest.

And the yellow is shortest

ShirleySerious: Of course the black one is the longest.

And yellow one shortest.

300baud: Gyrfalcon: Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?

The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.

Imagine the physical master race you could develop in just a few short centuries.

A hyper-athletic idiocracy?

carnifex2005: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

Why else do you think the Dream Team started staying at the Athletes Village now instead of hotels?

That's why NBA players want to stay in the Olympics, while NBA owners and David Stern are thinking about pulling out. I mean, backing out. I mean withdrawing NBA players from the Olympic tournament.