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(ESPN)   At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn't enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics   (espn.go.com) divider line 70
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2012-07-13 11:08:18 AM  
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:08 AM  
The Ancient Greeks would be so proud.
 
2012-07-13 12:07:26 PM  

Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.


I hear they also steal tons of them just to screw with the organizers. But yeah, the first theory is pretty plausible too.
 
2012-07-13 01:08:48 PM  

Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.


I certainly hope so. It's gives my imagination a work out every time it comes up.
 
2012-07-13 02:20:51 PM  
I would tell the athletes to get farked, but it appears they are doing that already.
 
2012-07-13 02:20:58 PM  
You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?
 
2012-07-13 02:20:59 PM  
That's a helluva lot of shot putting.
 
2012-07-13 02:21:05 PM  

Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.


Why else do you think the Dream Team started staying at the Athletes Village now instead of hotels?
 
2012-07-13 02:21:51 PM  
CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!!
 
2012-07-13 02:22:19 PM  
Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.
 
2012-07-13 02:22:20 PM  

Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?


The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.
 
2012-07-13 02:22:33 PM  

SphericalTime: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

I certainly hope so. It's gives my imagination a work out every time it comes up.


Not to mention your hand.

/ba dum tssh
 
2012-07-13 02:23:03 PM  
It really makes my taco pop!
 
2012-07-13 02:23:20 PM  

Jake Havechek: Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.



And they use the ribbed ones.

/For better traction in the mud.
 
2012-07-13 02:24:52 PM  

carnifex2005: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

Why else do you think the Dream Team started staying at the Athletes Village now instead of hotels?


That's why NBA players want to stay in the Olympics, while NBA owners and David Stern are thinking about pulling out. I mean, backing out. I mean withdrawing NBA players from the Olympic tournament.
 
2012-07-13 02:25:01 PM  
And they ain't leaving till 6 in teh mornin.
 
2012-07-13 02:25:53 PM  

Trocadero: carnifex2005: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

Why else do you think the Dream Team started staying at the Athletes Village now instead of hotels?

That's why NBA players want to stay in the Olympics, while NBA owners and David Stern are thinking about pulling out. I mean, backing out. I mean withdrawing NBA players from the Olympic tournament.


Why? It's not like they're sending Wilt Chamberlain.
 
2012-07-13 02:29:40 PM  

Jake Havechek: Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.


No. The point of going Greek is that you don't need a condom.
 
2012-07-13 02:29:55 PM  
I'm kinda surprised the number is higher, to be honest.
 
2012-07-13 02:29:55 PM  

Jake Havechek: Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.


As well as a good supply of Fleet's...
 
2012-07-13 02:30:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?

The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.


Imagine the physical master race you could develop in just a few short centuries. What would life be like in a country comprised entirely of sigmas-out-the-wazoo athletic lust kids? Would everybody run everywhere? Stud services as primary export?
 
2012-07-13 02:33:50 PM  

300baud: Gyrfalcon: Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?

The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.

Imagine the physical master race you could develop in just a few short centuries.


A hyper-athletic idiocracy?
 
2012-07-13 02:35:22 PM  
Good buddy of mine ran the steeplechase in 3 Olympics including 2000. Some of the parties he told us about in the village are legendary.
 
2012-07-13 02:40:16 PM  

300baud: Gyrfalcon: Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?

The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.

Imagine the physical master race you could develop in just a few short centuries. What would life be like in a country comprised entirely of sigmas-out-the-wazoo athletic lust kids? Would everybody run everywhere? Stud services as primary export?


They'd be short/tall lean/muscular supermen, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and amazingly flexible as well.
 
2012-07-13 02:43:11 PM  
In the most recent ESPN mag Hope Solo admits she was totally hammered when she appeared on the TOday Shwo after she won her gold medal, apparently she and the girls had spent all night drinking with Vince Vaughn and just had time to change before appearing on set

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, Vince Vaughn is my farking hero
 
2012-07-13 02:43:23 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

I hear they also steal tons of them just to screw with the organizers. But yeah, the first theory is pretty plausible too.


It's actually a long con, to try and convince people that there is a global conspiracy by the UN to selectively breed a master race of humans who are physically and genetically superior.
 
2012-07-13 02:44:45 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Jubeebee: Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that if you put thousands of young, exceptionally fit men and women who will likely never see each other ever again together in communal housing, they will fark each other senseless?

I'm shocked.

I hear they also steal tons of them just to screw with the organizers. But yeah, the first theory is pretty plausible too.


More to use the olympic ring branded condoms with future partners than to screw with the organizers- I bet the ladies are impressed when you bust one of those out of your wallet.

Besides, imagine the pickup line. "Hey baby, I'm an olympic athlete. Wanna see the souvenir condom?"

Okay, maybe not.
 
2012-07-13 02:51:26 PM  
a.espncdn.com

I'll just leave this here.
 
2012-07-13 03:01:10 PM  
How many did they need in Berlin in 1936?
adultimum.net
 
2012-07-13 03:05:43 PM  
This makes me want to start shooting archery again but with my luck all I'd get is "hey pops, we'll give you $20 if you'll buy us some beer".
 
2012-07-13 03:05:48 PM  
If the technology from Strange Days/Neuromancer/Cyberpunk et al ever come to fruition, the recorded experience of "Olympic Athlete goes to Olympics, wins gold on world stage and farks beautiful people for a week" would probably be near the top of the request list.
 
2012-07-13 03:06:26 PM  
You said "condoms" twice.
 
2012-07-13 03:18:24 PM  
You know, unlike so many linked articles here, this one was actually fairly well-written and quite fun to read. Also, the nearly naked guy in the sidebar was choice.
 
2012-07-13 03:18:53 PM  

encyclopediaplushuman: [a.espncdn.com image 576x625]

I'll just leave this here.


Of course the black one is the longest.
 
2012-07-13 03:21:07 PM  

ShirleySerious: Of course the black one is the longest.


And yellow one shortest.
 
2012-07-13 03:21:40 PM  
shiat, so not only are they treated like national heroes, they also have 6 weeks of hedonism with the most fit and horny people of the world. Imagine doing a "taste" of the world tour. You could try to bang one chick (or dude) from as many countries as possible. You have access to the some of the more exotic trim you're ever likely to see. FFFUUUU, I shoulda been an Olympic athlete.
 
2012-07-13 03:23:03 PM  

ShirleySerious: encyclopediaplushuman: [a.espncdn.com image 576x625]

I'll just leave this here.

Of course the black one is the longest.


And the yellow is shortest
 
2012-07-13 03:25:21 PM  

FedExPope: FFFUUUU, I shoulda been an Olympic athlete.


Yeah, I missed that one at the career fair.
 
2012-07-13 03:27:33 PM  
There was an aerticle about this last week whereas some athletes admitted it was a running (pun intended) joke to claim to use more condoms than the previous Olympics and that most of them were kept as souvenirs or throw away. However, the insiders did say the parties were epic with most folks waking up with someone new every day.

They said the ones who had already competed were out of control until the end of the games, and those who werenot expeed to be competive were worse.

Plus they said the US Team had a tradition of staying out drinking until right up to their White House visit.
 
2012-07-13 03:39:47 PM  

Trocadero: That's why NBA players want to stay in the Olympics


Link
 
2012-07-13 03:40:53 PM  
"That's a big farkin' deal!"
celebslists.com
 
2012-07-13 03:41:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Turbo Cojones: You'd think as healthy as they are that they'd just go bare-back?

The last thing they want is explaining why all the female athletes are giving birth 9 months after the Closing Ceremonies.


Elite female athletes experience athletic amenorrhea (farked-up crotch bleeding) due to very low body fat. Can't get pregnant during amenorrhea. Let the bareback Olympics begin.
 
2012-07-13 03:43:36 PM  

FedExPope: shiat, so not only are they treated like national heroes, they also have 6 weeks of hedonism with the most fit and horny people of the world. Imagine doing a "taste" of the world tour. You could try to bang one chick (or dude) from as many countries as possible. You have access to the some of the more exotic trim you're ever likely to see. FFFUUUU, I shoulda been an Olympic athlete.


It occurs to me that you can be an out-of-shape middle-aged guy and still be able to pull a trigger, and pistol shooting IS an Olympic sport technically
 
2012-07-13 03:45:43 PM  

FedExPope: Imagine doing a "taste" of the world tour.


Saudia Arabia is sending a couple womens competitors this year for the first time ever. That'd be a pretty rare passport stamp to pick up.
 
2012-07-13 03:45:50 PM  
People have casual sex with each other? When did this start happening?!?
 
2012-07-13 03:57:41 PM  

downstairs: People have casual sex with each other? When did this start happening?!?


Sometime after my dick stopped working.

...

... Oooooor nobody ever told me about it. Hey!!!!
 
2012-07-13 04:09:17 PM  
As somebody who came of age in the mid '80s I'd to remind AIDS to fark off and die.

high school was so very, very lonely
 
2012-07-13 04:15:45 PM  

zerkalo: As somebody who came of age in the mid '80s I'd to remind AIDS to fark off and die.

high school was so very, very lonely


I went to school in the 1990's. Did AIDS really put that much of a scare into people? Especially irresponsible high schoolers?

Certainly wasn't the case in the 1990s... but maybe your era had a different experience?
 
2012-07-13 04:18:42 PM  
CSB time!

I went to Georgia Tech for grad school, got my Ph.D. in 1996, defended my thesis right after the Olympics. Lots of the campus was closed off as parts of it were venues and parts of it were also parts of the Olympic village. The lab I worked in was taken over by NBC electronics, fortunately I was done collecting data at that point. ANYWAY...

A fellow student of mine was a certified lifeguard and got a job lifeguarding in the recreational pool for the Olympic village. Apparently, it was quite often treated as a "clothing optional" venue by the athletes and they had to use substantially more chlorine in the water than usual due to concerns about the amount of, uhh, bodily fluids that were being contributed. She said you could always tell when someone was done with their event because once they had competed, well, what else was there to do but each other?

She declined to answer any of my questions about her own involvement in said activities...
 
2012-07-13 04:18:49 PM  
I remember our state track meets. They held a dance before the final day so anyone who finished the first two days could do practically the same thing. And if your coach wasn't there then,... yeah I always had discus the last day and I could hear it through every goddamn wall.
 
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