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(The Star Press)   Billy Stader took off his shoes at the local Kohl's and replaced them with a new pair of $49 Nike's. When he was arrested, he was caught with a bag of marijuana and told police he "smokes some weed when he has had a bad day"   (thestarpress.com) divider line 43
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2012-07-13 10:06:33 AM  
I feel ya Billy. I feel ya.
 
2012-07-13 10:08:49 AM  
Um, okay.
 
2012-07-13 10:13:50 AM  
Have you ever been to Muncie? Cut the kid some slack. . . .

/White Trash Heaven's Waiting Room. . . .
 
2012-07-13 10:13:57 AM  
SNL money just not cutting it anymore?
 
2012-07-13 10:16:52 AM  
It's effective for when you've had a good day as well.
 
2012-07-13 10:17:50 AM  
$49? Were they sandals or size 4?

/ seriously: don't they charge $40 for the swoosh and go up from there?
 
2012-07-13 10:18:17 AM  
Ok, I got the Not News and News part of this. What is the fark part?
 
2012-07-13 10:18:33 AM  
Subby-

Please learn how apostrophes work. It's not hard.
 
2012-07-13 10:19:01 AM  
Probably best to leave that stuff in the car when you go into steal... Just a thought.
 
2012-07-13 10:19:25 AM  
www.adrants.com
 
2012-07-13 10:22:44 AM  
So the story is not that he was a shoplifting dumbass, but that he had weed?

Wow. Hardened criminal there. Hope they throw the book at him. Need to lock him up in ADX Florence for that one. (sarcasm)
 
2012-07-13 10:23:05 AM  
Back in my skateboarding days I used to 'trade out' my shoes at the local Goodwill store once mine were destroyed.
 
2012-07-13 10:23:57 AM  
on the plus side, no bath salts
 
2012-07-13 10:24:47 AM  
We've got a Kohl's in our little town and the newspaper's police report is rife with shoplifting arrests there. There are at least six to ten a week. Why is this such a popular place to steal from when all the clothes look like they're for grandma?
 
2012-07-13 10:28:36 AM  
There is only one, maybe two things you ever need to say to police in a situation like this:

1. "If I'm being charged with a crime I'd like a lawyer."
2. (this one is the maybe) "My name is *name*, here's my ID."

The circumstances of the situation don't matter. If you're being charged with a crime, ask for a lawyer, then shut the hell up. The second point is there only because you often have some degree of obligation to identify yourself to the police.
 
2012-07-13 10:29:46 AM  
"smokes some weed when he has had a bad day"

Maybe he actually has a bad day when he smokes some weed.

He should consider it.
 
2012-07-13 10:30:35 AM  
ahhh, the good old "walmart trade-in special" shoes.

I knew a redneck once who was dropping her 6 year old kid off to another friend to babysit, and told him to be real careful with the little boy's new shoes, because for once in the kids life, *those* shoes had been paid for. His first paid for shoes. He was 6, and the only way he had known to get shoes before that, was go in to walmart in old shoes, walk out in new ones.

/got out of that town ASAP
 
2012-07-13 10:35:58 AM  

swankywanky: I feel ya Billy. I feel ya.


^
 
2012-07-13 10:50:45 AM  
Now who will run the Junior Rodeo?
 
2012-07-13 10:52:33 AM  
Billy Stader did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?
 
2012-07-13 10:54:09 AM  

Joey Stink Eye Smiles: Now who will run the Junior Rodeo?


You, sir, are a king among men.
 
2012-07-13 10:54:49 AM  

ringersol: $49? Were they sandals or size 4?

/ seriously: don't they charge $40 for the swoosh and go up from there?


Nike and most other brands make more than one grade of shoe. Kohls and other such stores get mass produced cheap crap, where the higher end stores, footlocker, etc. get the slightly less mass produced expensive crap.
 
2012-07-13 10:56:21 AM  
PYROY: Back in my skateboarding days I used to 'trade out' my shoes at the local Goodwill store once mine were destroyed.

You're an evil person, but GW is a good place to get away with it. Even if someone saw you, what are they going to do? Same applies with clothes, you don't like your outfit? Too dirty and stained with the feces and blood of your victims? Just pick out a nice barely worn name brand outfit, go to the dressing room, then simply hang up your old clothes and be on your way. And don't feel bad, because someone will buy your old clothes, they always do.
 
2012-07-13 10:59:06 AM  

Joey Stink Eye Smiles


Now who will run the Junior Rodeo?


Some other old-timer, I guess.
 
2012-07-13 11:03:37 AM  

markfara: Have you ever been to Muncie? Cut the kid some slack. . . .


I did my grad school in Muncie. The ditch weed they sell there was the only thing that got me through.
 
2012-07-13 11:05:07 AM  
Billy Eugene Stader, 23, 4616 S. Haymarket Road, was arrested late Wednesday afternoon after he allegedly enter to Kohl's, ...

Eh?
 
2012-07-13 11:10:57 AM  
Nike's what?
 
2012-07-13 11:11:46 AM  

big pig peaches: ringersol: $49? Were they sandals or size 4?

/ seriously: don't they charge $40 for the swoosh and go up from there?

Nike and most other brands make more than one grade of shoe. Kohls and other such stores get mass produced cheap crap, where the higher end stores, footlocker, etc. get the slightly less mass produced expensive crap.


So the Footlocker ones are made by the old pros who have been with the company for years, i.e. 10-year-olds.
 
2012-07-13 11:29:30 AM  
How much weed could he have bought with the 50 bucks he saved stealing shoes?
 
2012-07-13 11:39:09 AM  
I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems
 
2012-07-13 11:43:23 AM  

Wrath of Heaven: I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems


What is mids?
 
2012-07-13 11:47:51 AM  
"Two plastic bags the arresting officer found in Stader's pants pocket might pose more serious legal problems for the Muncie resident, however. One contained marijuana, and the other contained two prescription medications, one a pain-killer and the other used to treat anxiety."


The kids running around with high strength prescription opiates, and everyone is paying attention to the cannabis instead. Prescription painkillers are mild heroin with extreme potential for both physical AND mental addiction. Cannabis is a harmless relaxant.

Prescription opiates are a way bigger deal than some damn pot.

Why is the general populace composed of a bunch of retarded fuhking idiots who consider cannabis harmful? Have half you idiots even smoked cannabis, or witnessed an actual person under the influence of it?

/He's relaxing! THROW HIM IN JAIL!
//Dumbasses
 
2012-07-13 11:49:34 AM  

WeenerGord: Wrath of Heaven: I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems

What is mids?



Mid-grade cannabis. Fluffier and more green than the compressed shiat you'd get from Mexico, but less aromatic and lacking the medicinal strength of some higher quality pot.
 
2012-07-13 11:54:26 AM  

WeenerGord: Wrath of Heaven: I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems

What is mids?


Mid-grade quality... better than the seed-filled schwag you'd typically see from nickel 'n dime offerings and well-formed buds but not quite packing the punch of headies that you'd typically only get an 1/8th of an ounce for at the same $60 price point.
 
2012-07-13 11:56:42 AM  

D_Evans45: WeenerGord: Wrath of Heaven: I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems

What is mids?


Mid-grade cannabis. Fluffier and more green than the compressed shiat you'd get from Mexico, but less aromatic and lacking the medicinal strength of some higher quality pot.


D_Evans45: WeenerGord: Wrath of Heaven: I can get a half oz of mids for $60... this clown would probably get 5 dimes of sticks and stems

What is mids?


Mid-grade cannabis. Fluffier and more green than the compressed shiat you'd get from Mexico, but less aromatic and lacking the medicinal strength of some higher quality pot.


Haha you know your stuff
 
jtr
2012-07-13 12:12:31 PM  
Misused apostrophe in headline trifecta in play
 
2012-07-13 12:59:20 PM  
D_Evans45: "Why is the general populace composed of a bunch of retarded fuhking idiots who consider cannabis harmful?"

They aren't. Ask around and let me know when you meet someone who has any context for, say, comparing cannibis to alcohol or tobacco, and thinks of pot as harmful.
The problem is that there are too many "low information voters" who don't know or care to know anything other than what an interested third party tells them, or they conflate/confuse pot decriminalization and legalization laws with people trying to legalize just anything (due in no small part to political ads designed to do exactly that).
 
2012-07-13 02:40:37 PM  

ringersol: D_Evans45: "Why is the general populace composed of a bunch of retarded fuhking idiots who consider cannabis harmful?"

They aren't.



Even California couldnt get a majority vote on legal cannabis last year, and we've had legal medical cannabis for 17 years. At least 51% of voters supported the continued harassment and imprisonment of peaceful CA residents who choose to use cannabis to relax. Idiots.
 
2012-07-13 02:41:54 PM  
I'm more surprised that Nike still makes shoes that cost less than $100.
 
2012-07-13 03:12:11 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Joey Stink Eye Smiles

Now who will run the Junior Rodeo?


Some other old-timer, I guess.


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2012-07-13 06:17:14 PM  
Yay, Fark!


*wipes away a tear*
 
2012-07-13 11:31:45 PM  

MOGGEE: Englebert Slaptyback: Joey Stink Eye Smiles

Now who will run the Junior Rodeo?


Some other old-timer, I guess.

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One of my favorite MST3K shorts!
Sure...strip me of my dignity at age four! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
 
2012-07-14 01:55:56 PM  
Less than $49 for a pair of Nikes you say?

Did they start paying the children that make them even less? Mayhaps they got a really good deal on their sponsorship deal with Michael Prick, allowing them to drop the price.
 
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