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2012-07-13 01:38:06 PM
maybe she isn't eating enough McDonald's

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-13 01:42:45 PM
What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!
 
2012-07-13 01:46:31 PM
The sound of one hand clapping Smartest
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2012-07-13 12:46:11 PM


doubled99: I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.

How is wearing make up and nice clothes the same as breast surgery? One is easily and immediately reverse able and the other, well, not so much.

And yeah, I suppose fake breasts do get looks from guys. I'll admit that if you stood do similarly attractive girls next to each other and the only difference was one had A cups and the other D cups, most guys would look at the one with D cups first. But big breasts don't have this godlike power of attracting guys that some people seem to think they do.

/Plus badly done fake boobs like weird




So does badly done makeup or clothing.
 
2012-07-13 01:49:14 PM
So, legs? ... I'm okay with this.

shrillblog.co.uk

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 01:58:24 PM
Came expecting a woman recovering from breast cancer in need of reconstructive surgery. Left simultaneously relieved and disappointed by article.
 
2012-07-13 02:00:39 PM

Canton: Came expecting a woman recovering from breast cancer in need of reconstructive surgery. Left simultaneously relieved and disappointed by article.


I'd be relieved by disappointing her.
 
2012-07-13 02:05:59 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

She knows how to use them.
 
2012-07-13 02:10:00 PM
24.media.tumblr.com


She's blocking line!!!
 
2012-07-13 02:11:40 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Art on art.
 
2012-07-13 02:12:39 PM
i172.photobucket.com


Why yes. There ARE legs in that picture.
 
2012-07-13 02:14:11 PM

Prevailing Wind: [i172.photobucket.com image 400x600]

Art on art.


Prevailing Wind: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x468]


Why yes. There ARE legs in that picture.


You're on your way to getting a favorite.
 
2012-07-13 02:15:04 PM

DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!


I'll buy 40 bucks worth of photos if you accept amazon gift card as barter. But they must be ass shots as I am not a boob man. Oh and those ass shots MUST be of women, just saying ,
eip
 
2012-07-13 02:15:11 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Sometimes its worth having your soul extracted 10 cc's at a time.
 
2012-07-13 02:16:55 PM
www.bodyincredible.com


A singer was never more appropriately named...
 
2012-07-13 02:19:50 PM
static.poponthepop.com

So apparently, Ms. Greene was in some kind of movie or something. I always thought she was just best known for being supremely farkable.
 
2012-07-13 02:19:50 PM
btw those pics are for exclusive medical use to treat my limp dick, so you should feel very ok with that...it's part of my healthcare plan savings account.
 
2012-07-13 02:23:02 PM
Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-13 02:23:39 PM
s3.favim.com

So my wife went and saw Magic Mike. She says she loves men who can actually dance. Its not about the stripping, its about the dancing.

I never really understood what she meant until I saw this picture. As it happens, I like dancers too.
 
2012-07-13 02:26:44 PM
Wow! That skinny biatch has a fat monkey.
 
2012-07-13 02:27:13 PM
fitfinelines.files.wordpress.com

Notes on a common theme. Leitmotif if you will.
 
2012-07-13 02:29:05 PM
www.elle.com

Apparently flexibility is something I like.
 
2012-07-13 02:30:43 PM

MythDragon: Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
[t0.gstatic.com image 287x176]


MythDragon made me smile.
 
2012-07-13 02:31:10 PM
i.huffpost.com


OK...enough class. Back to our farkian wheelhouse.
 
2012-07-13 02:32:59 PM

swangoatman: DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!

I'll buy 40 bucks worth of photos if you accept amazon gift card as barter. But they must be ass shots as I am not a boob man. Oh and those ass shots MUST be of women, just saying ,
eip


Check your email.
 
2012-07-13 02:33:37 PM
photos.modelmayhem.com

That chick from Glee used to be a hooker apparently. Who knew?
 
2012-07-13 02:39:23 PM
photos.modelmayhem.com


I like bikes. I like women. This photo is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-07-13 02:42:24 PM
photos.modelmayhem.com


So this chick is hot...and bald. I did not know that this would also be relevant to my interests but it is.
 
2012-07-13 02:45:56 PM

DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!


All of those years I lived within a couple of hours drive...never knowing what wonder lurked in Roselawn

/I haz a sad
//Have fun man
///And share pics please...EIP
 
2012-07-13 02:46:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 02:49:15 PM
lh3.ggpht.com


Wow. I learned something new today. Apparently women who ride bikes are almost universally attractive bikini clad sluts. I know this because that's all you see when you GIS "girls on bikes".
 
2012-07-13 02:49:31 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ///And share pics please...EIP


You're on the list.
 
2012-07-13 02:51:55 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com


See what I mean? They're ALL hot.
 
2012-07-13 02:52:54 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com


Even when you search "girls washing bikes..."
 
2012-07-13 02:57:38 PM

Prevailing Wind: [s3.favim.com image 458x720]

So my wife went and saw Magic Mike. She says she loves men who can actually dance. Its not about the stripping, its about the dancing.

I never really understood what she meant until I saw this picture. As it happens, I like dancers too.


That's not a dance. That's a very good Saturday night.
 
2012-07-13 02:59:16 PM
So...I think my work is done here. Just one last parting gift before I get back to work.

NSFW Cheers!
 
2012-07-13 03:08:27 PM
www.blogcdn.com
Not sure about chicks and bikes, but who doesn't like a good slave leia car wash?
 
2012-07-13 03:08:36 PM

Grables'Daughter: MythDragon: Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
[t0.gstatic.com image 287x176]

MythDragon made me smile.


You know how you could make *me* smile?

/it doesn't involve being maced though.
 
2012-07-13 03:12:47 PM

DirkTheDaring: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ///And share pics please...EIP

You're on the list.


So I am

/Embarrassed
//But also happy
 
2012-07-13 03:14:36 PM

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


My irony meter just asploded
 
2012-07-13 03:23:40 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.

She looks like a biker chick. Have you ever been to Sturgis?


Yes, but just imagine the strength of her immune system
 
2012-07-13 03:31:17 PM
Boobs can be manipulated with push-up bras or minimizers or implants - legs is legs. And having nice legs is more a matter of genetics than anything else - all the pilates, running, and yoga in the world won't give you nice gams if you don't have them. It might tone them up, but it's mostly a matter of muscle shape and placement.

//// smug slashies

Hey, I have few enough beauty points - I like to make the most of the ones I have.
 
2012-07-13 03:38:07 PM

mojotele: Uzzah: Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

[longtermtourists.com image 197x151]

Episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" in the making.

/I don't like people playin' on my phone!


win
 
2012-07-13 04:02:43 PM

the_chief: Fat chicks have big boobs.


And the most appalling travesty of genetics is the flat-chested fat girl.

Gah. My phone corrected appalling to appealing. That would have raised some eyebrows.
 
2012-07-13 04:18:09 PM
I love boobs as much as any hetero guy, but I have ZERO problem with small natural boobs on a pretty girl and FAR prefer them to those hard implant globes.

They're a turnoff after you actually get with a girl... they look good to attract you sometimes, but when you actually start playing together, they suck. They're weird.

I'd far, far rather small real boobs than surgically-enhanced boobs.
 
2012-07-13 04:26:12 PM

SoxSweepAgain: I love boobs as much as any hetero guy, but I have ZERO problem with small natural boobs on a pretty girl and FAR prefer them to those hard implant globes.

They're a turnoff after you actually get with a girl... they look good to attract you sometimes, but when you actually start playing together, they suck. They're weird.

I'd far, far rather small real boobs than surgically-enhanced boobs.


www.fixaflat.com
 
2012-07-13 04:41:08 PM
This has ... potential
 
2012-07-13 06:30:12 PM
Way too late, but eip.

/wth, it's Friday
//why not
 
2012-07-13 06:33:31 PM
So if I stand outside on my mankini I can get money for my bathroom renovation hmmmmmmmmmmm this could work!!
 
2012-07-13 06:46:01 PM
I can't say I understand wanting to pay for more boobage...especially not enough to panhandle for them.

mr. teeny and I are discussing the possibility of a reduction for me, from DD to a some nice perky C's. We're a few months away from the due date of our final babby, and after I'm done nursing we'll decide from there.
 
2012-07-13 07:01:55 PM
Sounds like teeny isn't so teeny.
 
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