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2012-07-13 11:24:16 AM  
This would be a great booby thread if there were more pics.

//BIE
//EIP
 
2012-07-13 11:24:18 AM  
you will find plenty of boobs there.

Damn.
 
2012-07-13 11:24:34 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

what fake boobs may look like
 
2012-07-13 11:25:18 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x933]


i've already sponsored you too often to sponsor you again.
 
2012-07-13 11:26:20 AM  
There is nothing wrong with her boobs... except that they're attached to a dingbat.
 
2012-07-13 11:27:13 AM  
Honey, boobs are not your problem....
 
2012-07-13 11:28:19 AM  
Oh yay! A Friday the 13th boobie thread! This is why I love Farkers so much.

and just in case, the E is in the P
/just in case
 
2012-07-13 11:28:41 AM  

95629: I dated a girl in high school who ended up setting up a website when she was about 20 seeking nothing but donations for a boob job.

She got enough money for it. Got the boobs. Moved to LA. Last I heard she's doing porn or something now.


Go on...
 
2012-07-13 11:29:46 AM  
Lose that two pack a day habit and she'll be over half way there in a year.

/ Yes, she does look like a heavy smoker.
// Smokers love that deep tan.
/// I'll guess a 90% chance
 
2012-07-13 11:30:43 AM  
it looks like her 'friend' Steve could sell his hog and get her the boobs she's always dreamed of... she would probably be extremely grateful... probably...
 
2012-07-13 11:31:12 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


*snert*
 
2012-07-13 11:32:24 AM  
So does everyone who donates get to come back after the surgery for up close and personal viewing and playtime?
 
2012-07-13 11:33:46 AM  
A beautiful pair of C cups still won't solve her problems.
 
2012-07-13 11:34:09 AM  

turboke: Not EIPless, Need BIE


Nice.


IMHO, she does not need them.
 
2012-07-13 11:34:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 11:35:04 AM  
If she really is 37, she is not bad looking at all. Plus her figure is OK. Yeah, maybe a bit too skinny for some but it's not like she's a bag of antlers.

Sure, her boobs are small but who really cares? I doubt she's doing this to improve her relationship chances because small boobs are very, very rarely a deal breaker for most guys. So either she's doing this because she has really low self esteem or because she thinks it will help her future career as a stripper.

It's kinda sad really.

/Love the boobs you have and know that all guys will love them too
 
2012-07-13 11:35:43 AM  
I saw this lady. Thought it was funny, so I got a picture and asked how much she needed for the boob job. And do you know what she said? She said, "I need about tree fiddy."

It was that God-damned Loch Ness Monster again! Trying to trick me into givin' him tree fiddy by pretending' ta be a woman wanting a boob job. So I said, "I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddam money!"
 
2012-07-13 11:39:51 AM  
TFA said she was a bartender, she prolly figured big bazooms will raise her tips.
 
2012-07-13 11:39:58 AM  

Uzzah: Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

[longtermtourists.com image 197x151]


Episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" in the making.

/I don't like people playin' on my phone!
 
2012-07-13 11:39:59 AM  

Apok451: Oh yay! A Friday the 13th boobie thread! This is why I love Farkers so much.

and just in case, the E is in the P
/just in case


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 11:41:50 AM  
Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:27 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


Yeah, she should be wearing a g-string and then she wouldn't have to ask at all.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:29 AM  

little Jeff: Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?


Looks more like she's soaked through her pad...

/EWWW!
 
2012-07-13 11:42:32 AM  

WeenerGord: TFA said she was a bartender, she prolly figured big bazooms will raise her tips tits.


FTFY
 
2012-07-13 11:43:03 AM  
I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?
 
2012-07-13 11:44:58 AM  

wambu: I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?


No...probably a cock.
 
2012-07-13 11:45:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.


So, you don't like her is what you're saying.
 
2012-07-13 11:48:32 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


Exactly! Who would do that?

BTW, any new photo shoots?
 
2012-07-13 11:49:10 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Quantum Apostrophe: Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.

So, you don't like her is what you're saying.


Don't know, never met her. I'm merely describing her unfortunate (to me) lower body and questionable taste in footwear. Why do you assume it means anything more?
 
2012-07-13 11:53:11 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

/Quick & dirty
 
2012-07-13 11:53:16 AM  
if you don't have boobs why aren't you topless.
 
2012-07-13 11:53:26 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


Er, no mate. The word you are looking for is 'bonus'.
 
2012-07-13 11:56:52 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: if you don't have boobs why aren't you topless.


Because the law is sexist.
 
2012-07-13 11:57:23 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 11:57:42 AM  
i think im most impressed that she's 37. she's aged pretty well. all she needs to do is gain 10 lbs. 1 lbs will go to each boob and she's good to go.
 
2012-07-13 11:59:02 AM  
Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays
 
2012-07-13 12:00:13 PM  
After looking at that first picture I'm thinking she needs to take some of the cash she's already gotten and invest in some heavy duty panty liners.

I can't decide if she's pulling a Seth Brundel followthelemur.files.wordpress.com and dissolving the bikini bottom before her chooch eats it,
OR,
if it's just full on i33.tinypic.com "MOISTURE"!!!

Either way, it's just a wreck up there and doesn't end well for anyone involved.
 
2012-07-13 12:00:16 PM  

ChrisDe: She already has boobs. And she doesn't need fake ones.


This. With the exception of her personality, she's pretty damn cute.
 
2012-07-13 12:01:11 PM  
ya....save your money coont, and buy your own tits. Unless you're gonna blow me, you're not getting a dime.
 
2012-07-13 12:01:52 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


geektrio.net

I mean, anything larger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue..
 
2012-07-13 12:02:10 PM  

BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays


that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link
 
2012-07-13 12:04:46 PM  
"Woman" huh?

The hands and pronounced adams apple say otherwise.
 
2012-07-13 12:07:16 PM  

the_chief: Fat chicks have big fat boobs.


FTFY. Fat boobs =/= big boobs. However, one of the saddest things in the world is a fat chick with small/no boobs. It's just... wasteful.
 
2012-07-13 12:12:34 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link


This day is attempting to be the worst friday ever.
 
2012-07-13 12:13:49 PM  
hands and adams apple? I think the package in the bikini bottom speaks volumes
 
2012-07-13 12:15:26 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link


Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!
 
2012-07-13 12:18:50 PM  
Kickstarter project.. anyone... anyone...
 
2012-07-13 12:19:48 PM  
She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?
 
2012-07-13 12:21:02 PM  

desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!


How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?
 
2012-07-13 12:21:38 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?


38's?
 
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