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2012-07-13 09:02:33 AM  
Laziest hooker ever.
 
2012-07-13 09:06:39 AM  
Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:28 AM  

gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.


She looks like a biker chick. Have you ever been to Sturgis?
 
2012-07-13 10:13:05 AM  
A fairly shameless act for sure, but she'll probably collect a good chunk of the money she needs.
 
2012-07-13 10:27:12 AM  
Best panhandle evar.
 
2012-07-13 10:28:05 AM  
If she gets half the money she needs will she get one tit done and hold a new sign saying `Half way there - keep giving'?
 
2012-07-13 11:08:28 AM  
She already has boobs. And she doesn't need fake ones.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:15 AM  
Your options are no boobs or really crappy fake boobs. Because, let's face it, a boob job on top of those is not going to look good or feel good.

Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:22 AM  
Maybe she should try eating something. Besides meth. She's not flat-chested, she's too damn skinny. All over. I could shave with those knees.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:45 AM  
I'm amazed that she has no (visible) tattoos.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:38 AM  
"Not homeless, need boobs better self-esteem."

FTFH
 
2012-07-13 11:10:51 AM  
How much will she be charging to let guys play with her new boobs once they are installed?

She'd do better on Craigslist.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:55 AM  
I'll only pay for tits if I get to play with them.
 
2012-07-13 11:11:41 AM  
Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

longtermtourists.com
 
2012-07-13 11:11:48 AM  
Not EIPless, Need BIE
 
2012-07-13 11:12:25 AM  
Will she provide before and after pictures?
 
2012-07-13 11:12:37 AM  
sadly, she's one of the better looking akron women.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:02 AM  
Don't give money to people on the streets.

If you keep giving cash to these people, they'll just waste it all on fake boobies. But if you take them to a restaurant and buy them food, they'll grow their own.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:10 AM  
Flatter than a week-old opened soda.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:24 AM  
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:28 AM  


Not seen holding such a sign.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:41 AM  

gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.


Plus she has small boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:56 AM  
She'd be better off stuffing her bra with the bills she collects.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:01 AM  
Sock Ruh Tease:

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

That's what the guys at the glory hole say.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:08 AM  
And you know after she gets them, she's just gonna start whining about getting raped all the time.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:54 AM  
Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?
 
2012-07-13 11:15:57 AM  
Maybe could save money by cutting down on expenses...like say her body guard for example. Maybe she pays him in beejays, so that won't help i suppose. Less meth then!
 
2012-07-13 11:16:08 AM  

Honest Bender: Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.


she's a pretty girl - she doesn't need to soul-search for inner-beauty.

//there's so many levels to that...
 
2012-07-13 11:16:08 AM  
There to be her bodyguard is friend Steve Bernabe, 57, of Akron, working free of charge


Of course it's free. Would you charge your friend to stand around looking at her arse all day?
 
2012-07-13 11:16:26 AM  
37 and still in school. Stripper school?
 
2012-07-13 11:16:33 AM  
Whatever works for you sweetheart.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:40 AM  
media.animevice.com
Hmm. Lemme try again. Not seen holding such a sign. She might want to have that navel melon looked at, though.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:54 AM  
I bet her kid is happy.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:55 AM  
Why not be satisfied with what you have? She should be grateful that she is not fat.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:56 AM  
Her friend and bodyguard says she's not begging but being honest

Why can't it be both? Standing on the street asking for money is definitely begging.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:59 AM  
I dated a girl in high school who ended up setting up a website when she was about 20 seeking nothing but donations for a boob job.

She got enough money for it. Got the boobs. Moved to LA. Last I heard she's doing porn or something now.
 
2012-07-13 11:17:12 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Maybe she should try eating something. Besides meth. She's not flat-chested, she's too damn skinny. All over. I could shave with those knees.


No doubt. Not to studman or anything but I think she could fit both legs inside one of those boots.
 
2012-07-13 11:17:39 AM  
Has she considered asking Fox News? Last time I checked they were filled with boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:18 AM  
Fat chicks have big boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:30 AM  
I wonder how big she's planning on going? Because if she goes much beyond a C she'll end up looking like (even more of) a white trash wet dream. I don't know, I never got the fascination with large breasts myself.....
 
2012-07-13 11:18:40 AM  
her current pair are just sad... mournful really.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:42 AM  
Not sure that I'd classify boobs as a need.
 
2012-07-13 11:19:29 AM  
I think she's going about this backwards. Don't you normally get the boob job, then get the money at the strip club? Then again, I don't think the Go Go Girls Cabaret is going to give her a jorb.
 
2012-07-13 11:19:57 AM  

little Jeff: Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?


I'm just glad I wasn't the first person to say it, but I noticed it too.

And count me in the group of "Better real and small than large and fake"
 
2012-07-13 11:20:43 AM  
She's shameless asking for money like that.
 
2012-07-13 11:22:01 AM  
What's her Fark handle?

Also, this far and no pics?
 
2012-07-13 11:22:44 AM  
Head to Tampa on August 27th, you find plenty of boobs there.
 
2012-07-13 11:23:22 AM  

KingKauff: What's her Fark handle?


grables'daughter
 
2012-07-13 11:23:36 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

They can't post a higher resolution picture than this in their article?
 
2012-07-13 11:23:40 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 11:24:16 AM  
This would be a great booby thread if there were more pics.

//BIE
//EIP
 
2012-07-13 11:24:18 AM  
you will find plenty of boobs there.

Damn.
 
2012-07-13 11:24:34 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

what fake boobs may look like
 
2012-07-13 11:25:18 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x933]


i've already sponsored you too often to sponsor you again.
 
2012-07-13 11:26:20 AM  
There is nothing wrong with her boobs... except that they're attached to a dingbat.
 
2012-07-13 11:27:13 AM  
Honey, boobs are not your problem....
 
2012-07-13 11:28:19 AM  
Oh yay! A Friday the 13th boobie thread! This is why I love Farkers so much.

and just in case, the E is in the P
/just in case
 
2012-07-13 11:28:41 AM  

95629: I dated a girl in high school who ended up setting up a website when she was about 20 seeking nothing but donations for a boob job.

She got enough money for it. Got the boobs. Moved to LA. Last I heard she's doing porn or something now.


Go on...
 
2012-07-13 11:29:46 AM  
Lose that two pack a day habit and she'll be over half way there in a year.

/ Yes, she does look like a heavy smoker.
// Smokers love that deep tan.
/// I'll guess a 90% chance
 
2012-07-13 11:30:43 AM  
it looks like her 'friend' Steve could sell his hog and get her the boobs she's always dreamed of... she would probably be extremely grateful... probably...
 
2012-07-13 11:31:12 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


*snert*
 
2012-07-13 11:32:24 AM  
So does everyone who donates get to come back after the surgery for up close and personal viewing and playtime?
 
2012-07-13 11:33:46 AM  
A beautiful pair of C cups still won't solve her problems.
 
2012-07-13 11:34:09 AM  

turboke: Not EIPless, Need BIE


Nice.


IMHO, she does not need them.
 
2012-07-13 11:34:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 11:35:04 AM  
If she really is 37, she is not bad looking at all. Plus her figure is OK. Yeah, maybe a bit too skinny for some but it's not like she's a bag of antlers.

Sure, her boobs are small but who really cares? I doubt she's doing this to improve her relationship chances because small boobs are very, very rarely a deal breaker for most guys. So either she's doing this because she has really low self esteem or because she thinks it will help her future career as a stripper.

It's kinda sad really.

/Love the boobs you have and know that all guys will love them too
 
2012-07-13 11:35:43 AM  
I saw this lady. Thought it was funny, so I got a picture and asked how much she needed for the boob job. And do you know what she said? She said, "I need about tree fiddy."

It was that God-damned Loch Ness Monster again! Trying to trick me into givin' him tree fiddy by pretending' ta be a woman wanting a boob job. So I said, "I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddam money!"
 
2012-07-13 11:39:51 AM  
TFA said she was a bartender, she prolly figured big bazooms will raise her tips.
 
2012-07-13 11:39:58 AM  

Uzzah: Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

[longtermtourists.com image 197x151]


Episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" in the making.

/I don't like people playin' on my phone!
 
2012-07-13 11:39:59 AM  

Apok451: Oh yay! A Friday the 13th boobie thread! This is why I love Farkers so much.

and just in case, the E is in the P
/just in case


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 11:41:50 AM  
Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:27 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


Yeah, she should be wearing a g-string and then she wouldn't have to ask at all.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:29 AM  

little Jeff: Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?


Looks more like she's soaked through her pad...

/EWWW!
 
2012-07-13 11:42:32 AM  

WeenerGord: TFA said she was a bartender, she prolly figured big bazooms will raise her tips tits.


FTFY
 
2012-07-13 11:43:03 AM  
I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?
 
2012-07-13 11:44:58 AM  

wambu: I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?


No...probably a cock.
 
2012-07-13 11:45:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.


So, you don't like her is what you're saying.
 
2012-07-13 11:48:32 AM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


Exactly! Who would do that?

BTW, any new photo shoots?
 
2012-07-13 11:49:10 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Quantum Apostrophe: Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.

So, you don't like her is what you're saying.


Don't know, never met her. I'm merely describing her unfortunate (to me) lower body and questionable taste in footwear. Why do you assume it means anything more?
 
2012-07-13 11:53:11 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

/Quick & dirty
 
2012-07-13 11:53:16 AM  
if you don't have boobs why aren't you topless.
 
2012-07-13 11:53:26 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


Er, no mate. The word you are looking for is 'bonus'.
 
2012-07-13 11:56:52 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: if you don't have boobs why aren't you topless.


Because the law is sexist.
 
2012-07-13 11:57:23 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 11:57:42 AM  
i think im most impressed that she's 37. she's aged pretty well. all she needs to do is gain 10 lbs. 1 lbs will go to each boob and she's good to go.
 
2012-07-13 11:59:02 AM  
Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays
 
2012-07-13 12:00:13 PM  
After looking at that first picture I'm thinking she needs to take some of the cash she's already gotten and invest in some heavy duty panty liners.

I can't decide if she's pulling a Seth Brundel followthelemur.files.wordpress.com and dissolving the bikini bottom before her chooch eats it,
OR,
if it's just full on i33.tinypic.com "MOISTURE"!!!

Either way, it's just a wreck up there and doesn't end well for anyone involved.
 
2012-07-13 12:00:16 PM  

ChrisDe: She already has boobs. And she doesn't need fake ones.


This. With the exception of her personality, she's pretty damn cute.
 
2012-07-13 12:01:11 PM  
ya....save your money coont, and buy your own tits. Unless you're gonna blow me, you're not getting a dime.
 
2012-07-13 12:01:52 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


geektrio.net

I mean, anything larger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue..
 
2012-07-13 12:02:10 PM  

BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays


that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link
 
2012-07-13 12:04:46 PM  
"Woman" huh?

The hands and pronounced adams apple say otherwise.
 
2012-07-13 12:07:16 PM  

the_chief: Fat chicks have big fat boobs.


FTFY. Fat boobs =/= big boobs. However, one of the saddest things in the world is a fat chick with small/no boobs. It's just... wasteful.
 
2012-07-13 12:12:34 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link


This day is attempting to be the worst friday ever.
 
2012-07-13 12:13:49 PM  
hands and adams apple? I think the package in the bikini bottom speaks volumes
 
2012-07-13 12:15:26 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link


Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!
 
2012-07-13 12:18:50 PM  
Kickstarter project.. anyone... anyone...
 
2012-07-13 12:19:48 PM  
She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?
 
2012-07-13 12:21:02 PM  

desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!


How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?
 
2012-07-13 12:21:38 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?


38's?
 
2012-07-13 12:21:53 PM  
Grables'Daughter:
Quantum Apostrophe:

Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.

So, you don't like her is what you're saying.


She does have horribly skinny legs. But her footwear is just fine.
 
2012-07-13 12:21:57 PM  
lmao this is just down the road from me. i have to go check this out
 
2012-07-13 12:23:49 PM  
Need vs. want.
She's almost being truthful.
 
2012-07-13 12:24:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?


The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.
 
2012-07-13 12:24:57 PM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


Lulz.
 
2012-07-13 12:28:06 PM  

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.


The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.
 
2012-07-13 12:29:43 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.

The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.


Thanks, it's about time for a lunch break anyway.
 
2012-07-13 12:29:46 PM  

Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?


It has enough up votes for us measly liters to read it already, even if we can't yet post in it

/And I'll probably be asleep by the time it goes green
//Dammit
 
2012-07-13 12:30:34 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.

The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.


wrong. it's just because i'm that awesome!

/ps, i started a tumblr page, i'll send you the link ;)
 
2012-07-13 12:30:50 PM  

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.

The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.

Thanks, it's about time for a lunch break anyway.


Wow...nope, not at work.
 
2012-07-13 12:33:07 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.

The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.

wrong. it's just because i'm that awesome!

/ps, i started a tumblr page, i'll send you the link ;)


Very true and thanks for the link, and your own tumblr I'm intrigued :)
 
2012-07-13 12:35:09 PM  

MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?

The URL is enough to assume it's awesome.

The link works for Non-TF just can't post yet, but you can see it.

Thanks, it's about time for a lunch break anyway.

Wow...nope, not at work.


Now I'm confused?
 
2012-07-13 12:36:07 PM  
he sound of one hand clapping Smartest
Funniest
2012-07-13 11:35:04 AM


If she really is 37, she is not bad looking at all. Plus her figure is OK. Yeah, maybe a bit too skinny for some but it's not like she's a bag of antlers.

Sure, her boobs are small but who really cares? I doubt she's doing this to improve her relationship chances because small boobs are very, very rarely a deal breaker for most guys. So either she's doing this because she has really low self esteem or because she thinks it will help her future career as a stripper.

It's kinda sad really.
/Love the boobs you have and know that all guys will love them too




Farking hilarious. Every boob thread with you idiots.
I know this unemployed guy who's gonna go back to school so he can get a job, hopefully. Tsk tsk, talk about low self-esteem. It's kinda sad, really.
 
2012-07-13 12:37:31 PM  
Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 12:39:12 PM  
I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.
 
2012-07-13 12:39:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 12:40:09 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wow...nope, not at work.

Now I'm confused?


There was too much zexy in the first few posts. I'll have to wait until I get home. Same goes for this thread if you keep posting legs. Not that I mind. By all means, post more legs. I'll just have to check out until tonight.
 
2012-07-13 12:41:29 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x565]


can i play?

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-13 12:41:41 PM  

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wow...nope, not at work.

Now I'm confused?

There was too much zexy in the first few posts. I'll have to wait until I get home. Same goes for this thread if you keep posting legs. Not that I mind. By all means, post more legs. I'll just have to check out until tonight.


What to do what to do: )
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 12:41:44 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: 25.media.tumblr.com


Hot.

Checking out...for now.

Andrew Wiggin: i started a tumblr page

/also interested in the tumbler.
 
2012-07-13 12:41:51 PM  
"The university student and single mother says the money she earns as a bartender covers her bills and education costs but it's not enough money for breast implants."

Why doesn't that surprise me.
 
2012-07-13 12:44:02 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x565]

can i play?

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x426]


I'd say so : )
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 12:45:05 PM  

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: 25.media.tumblr.com

Hot.

Checking out...for now.

Andrew Wiggin: i started a tumblr page
/also interested in the tumbler.


eh, i'll whore it out here, wth

my tumblr....NSFW
 
2012-07-13 12:46:11 PM  

doubled99: I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.


How is wearing make up and nice clothes the same as breast surgery? One is easily and immediately reverse able and the other, well, not so much.

And yeah, I suppose fake breasts do get looks from guys. I'll admit that if you stood do similarly attractive girls next to each other and the only difference was one had A cups and the other D cups, most guys would look at the one with D cups first. But big breasts don't have this godlike power of attracting guys that some people seem to think they do.

/Plus badly done fake boobs like weird
 
2012-07-13 12:46:32 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Andrew Wiggin: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x565]

can i play?

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x426]

I'd say so : )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x476]


why thank you!

www.cool2d3dart.com
 
2012-07-13 12:48:03 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x565]


So legs? We're going with legs?

i1145.photobucket.com

I'm ok with that
 
2012-07-13 12:48:26 PM  
Bigger boobs ain't gonna fix that face.
 
2012-07-13 12:50:26 PM  
legs look best with the panties coming down

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2012-07-13 12:52:06 PM  
You're welcome :)
and the tumblr looks very interesting.

Not sure if NSFW
 
2012-07-13 12:52:38 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x893]

They can't post a higher resolution picture than this in their article?


The last time she looked good that was the highest resolution you could reasonably host as an inline image on an internet site.
 
2012-07-13 12:53:25 PM  

Grables'Daughter: desertfool: Andrew Wiggin: BowtoMogul: Some BIE could turn this Shiatty, Shiatty day around real quick.

/EIP
//Fuggin' Hate Fridays

that thread won't turn green for another 2 hours bro

Link

Dangnabbit, I may have to break down and go Total Fark someday. That thread is awesome!

How do you know that thread is awesome if you don't have TF and it's not live yet?


I was going to say I have super powers, but as others have noted we can read it but can't post to it.

/Been on Fark since 2001... Haven't paid for it yet. Probably should though.
 
2012-07-13 12:54:53 PM  

Uisce Beatha: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and in the meantime some girls with nice legs : )
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x565]

So legs? We're going with legs?

[i1145.photobucket.com image 400x500]

I'm ok with that


Well bigger boobs wouldn't help her :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 12:56:15 PM  
www.2wallpaper.com
 
2012-07-13 12:58:10 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: legs look best with the panties coming down

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 347x450]


I think an argument can be made for how legs look with the panties still on...

i1145.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 12:59:20 PM  

wambu: I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?


It's a trap! (NSFW)
 
2012-07-13 12:59:34 PM  

Honest Bender:
Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.


I can't motorboat "Inner Beauty"
 
2012-07-13 01:00:36 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Andrew Wiggin: legs look best with the panties coming down

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 347x450]

I think an argument can be made for how legs look with the panties still on...

[i1145.photobucket.com image 427x640]


you make a...solid...point

openwalls.com
 
2012-07-13 01:00:44 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: 25.media.tumblr.com

Hot.

Checking out...for now.

Andrew Wiggin: i started a tumblr page
/also interested in the tumbler.

eh, i'll whore it out here, wth

my tumblr....NSFW


It's...beautiful
 
2012-07-13 01:03:09 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-13 01:03:29 PM  
Honestly, she does kinda need a little help in the chestal region.
 
2012-07-13 01:03:30 PM  

doubled99: I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.


You work with my ex? Boy howdy, she was a clothes hound. She thought nothing of spending $15,000 on clothes. When she went to let her old boyfriend keep her, my savings account grew by $6000 in only five months. I'm sure his went down by a similar amount. Poor schmuck.
 
2012-07-13 01:04:20 PM  
she's obviously gonna nix the blow job and spend it on meth
 
2012-07-13 01:04:47 PM  

Banned on the Run: wambu: I see a big bulge in her bikini bottoms.

Is it a trap?

It's a trap! (NSFW)


LoL, looks painful though.
 
2012-07-13 01:09:52 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: you make a...solid...point


Thank you sir.

img521.imageshack.us

Last for now, sadly.

/Bookmarking that tumblr, though
 
2012-07-13 01:12:22 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: doubled99: I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.

How is wearing make up and nice clothes the same as breast surgery? One is easily and immediately reverse able and the other, well, not so much.

And yeah, I suppose fake breasts do get looks from guys. I'll admit that if you stood do similarly attractive girls next to each other and the only difference was one had A cups and the other D cups, most guys would look at the one with D cups first. But big breasts don't have this godlike power of attracting guys that some people seem to think they do.

/Plus badly done fake boobs like weird


Eh... not necessarily. For me anyway, it's about ratio and proportion. Huge tits on a little girl look ridiculous.
 
2012-07-13 01:13:48 PM  

JackieRabbit: You work with my ex? Boy howdy, she was a clothes hound. She thought nothing of spending $15,000 on clothes. When she went to let her old boyfriend keep her, my savings account grew by $6000 in only five months. I'm sure his she went down by a similar amount. Poor schmuck.


FTFY
 
2012-07-13 01:15:58 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Honest Bender:
Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.

I can't motorboat "Inner Beauty"


That's why I found a woman with inner beauty and motor boat approved boobies.
 
2012-07-13 01:30:30 PM  
I like them they way they are. They are small, but that just makes them look cute.
 
2012-07-13 01:34:52 PM  

stonicus: JackieRabbit: You work with my ex? Boy howdy, she was a clothes hound. She thought nothing of spending $15,000 on clothes. When she went to let her old boyfriend keep her, my savings account grew by $6000 in only five months. I'm sure his she went down by a similar amount. Poor schmuck.

FTFY


Hell, she was doing that before she left. Expensive beejes....
 
2012-07-13 01:36:51 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?


Simultaneously making her parents and child(ren) very proud? Or racking up so she can more effectively seduce her professors and score the 4.0 needed to get into law school?
 
2012-07-13 01:38:06 PM  
maybe she isn't eating enough McDonald's

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-13 01:42:45 PM  
What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!
 
2012-07-13 01:46:31 PM  
The sound of one hand clapping Smartest
Funniest
2012-07-13 12:46:11 PM


doubled99: I know this other girl at work with similar self-esteem issues. Every day she covers up her face with makeup so people will think she's more attractive.
Not to mention all the money blown on "fashionable" clothes so people will be impressed, when she really looks just fine in Walmart stuff.

It's kinda sad, really.

How is wearing make up and nice clothes the same as breast surgery? One is easily and immediately reverse able and the other, well, not so much.

And yeah, I suppose fake breasts do get looks from guys. I'll admit that if you stood do similarly attractive girls next to each other and the only difference was one had A cups and the other D cups, most guys would look at the one with D cups first. But big breasts don't have this godlike power of attracting guys that some people seem to think they do.

/Plus badly done fake boobs like weird




So does badly done makeup or clothing.
 
2012-07-13 01:49:14 PM  
So, legs? ... I'm okay with this.

shrillblog.co.uk

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 01:58:24 PM  
Came expecting a woman recovering from breast cancer in need of reconstructive surgery. Left simultaneously relieved and disappointed by article.
 
2012-07-13 02:00:39 PM  

Canton: Came expecting a woman recovering from breast cancer in need of reconstructive surgery. Left simultaneously relieved and disappointed by article.


I'd be relieved by disappointing her.
 
2012-07-13 02:05:59 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

She knows how to use them.
 
2012-07-13 02:10:00 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com


She's blocking line!!!
 
2012-07-13 02:11:40 PM  
i172.photobucket.com

Art on art.
 
2012-07-13 02:12:39 PM  
i172.photobucket.com


Why yes. There ARE legs in that picture.
 
2012-07-13 02:14:11 PM  

Prevailing Wind: [i172.photobucket.com image 400x600]

Art on art.


Prevailing Wind: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x468]


Why yes. There ARE legs in that picture.


You're on your way to getting a favorite.
 
2012-07-13 02:15:04 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!


I'll buy 40 bucks worth of photos if you accept amazon gift card as barter. But they must be ass shots as I am not a boob man. Oh and those ass shots MUST be of women, just saying ,
eip
 
2012-07-13 02:15:11 PM  
i172.photobucket.com

Sometimes its worth having your soul extracted 10 cc's at a time.
 
2012-07-13 02:16:55 PM  
www.bodyincredible.com


A singer was never more appropriately named...
 
2012-07-13 02:19:50 PM  
static.poponthepop.com

So apparently, Ms. Greene was in some kind of movie or something. I always thought she was just best known for being supremely farkable.
 
2012-07-13 02:19:50 PM  
btw those pics are for exclusive medical use to treat my limp dick, so you should feel very ok with that...it's part of my healthcare plan savings account.
 
2012-07-13 02:23:02 PM  
Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-13 02:23:39 PM  
s3.favim.com

So my wife went and saw Magic Mike. She says she loves men who can actually dance. Its not about the stripping, its about the dancing.

I never really understood what she meant until I saw this picture. As it happens, I like dancers too.
 
2012-07-13 02:26:44 PM  
Wow! That skinny biatch has a fat monkey.
 
2012-07-13 02:27:13 PM  
fitfinelines.files.wordpress.com

Notes on a common theme. Leitmotif if you will.
 
2012-07-13 02:29:05 PM  
www.elle.com

Apparently flexibility is something I like.
 
2012-07-13 02:30:43 PM  

MythDragon: Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
[t0.gstatic.com image 287x176]


MythDragon made me smile.
 
2012-07-13 02:31:10 PM  
i.huffpost.com


OK...enough class. Back to our farkian wheelhouse.
 
2012-07-13 02:32:59 PM  

swangoatman: DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!

I'll buy 40 bucks worth of photos if you accept amazon gift card as barter. But they must be ass shots as I am not a boob man. Oh and those ass shots MUST be of women, just saying ,
eip


Check your email.
 
2012-07-13 02:33:37 PM  
photos.modelmayhem.com

That chick from Glee used to be a hooker apparently. Who knew?
 
2012-07-13 02:39:23 PM  
photos.modelmayhem.com


I like bikes. I like women. This photo is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-07-13 02:42:24 PM  
photos.modelmayhem.com


So this chick is hot...and bald. I did not know that this would also be relevant to my interests but it is.
 
2012-07-13 02:45:56 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!


All of those years I lived within a couple of hours drive...never knowing what wonder lurked in Roselawn

/I haz a sad
//Have fun man
///And share pics please...EIP
 
2012-07-13 02:46:06 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 02:49:15 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com


Wow. I learned something new today. Apparently women who ride bikes are almost universally attractive bikini clad sluts. I know this because that's all you see when you GIS "girls on bikes".
 
2012-07-13 02:49:31 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ///And share pics please...EIP


You're on the list.
 
2012-07-13 02:51:55 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com


See what I mean? They're ALL hot.
 
2012-07-13 02:52:54 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com


Even when you search "girls washing bikes..."
 
2012-07-13 02:57:38 PM  

Prevailing Wind: [s3.favim.com image 458x720]

So my wife went and saw Magic Mike. She says she loves men who can actually dance. Its not about the stripping, its about the dancing.

I never really understood what she meant until I saw this picture. As it happens, I like dancers too.


That's not a dance. That's a very good Saturday night.
 
2012-07-13 02:59:16 PM  
So...I think my work is done here. Just one last parting gift before I get back to work.

NSFW Cheers!
 
2012-07-13 03:08:27 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
Not sure about chicks and bikes, but who doesn't like a good slave leia car wash?
 
2012-07-13 03:08:36 PM  

Grables'Daughter: MythDragon: Let me punch some numbers into my charity calculator to see how much money I should give her:
[t0.gstatic.com image 287x176]

MythDragon made me smile.


You know how you could make *me* smile?

/it doesn't involve being maced though.
 
2012-07-13 03:12:47 PM  

DirkTheDaring: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ///And share pics please...EIP

You're on the list.


So I am

/Embarrassed
//But also happy
 
2012-07-13 03:14:36 PM  

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.


My irony meter just asploded
 
2012-07-13 03:23:40 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.

She looks like a biker chick. Have you ever been to Sturgis?


Yes, but just imagine the strength of her immune system
 
2012-07-13 03:31:17 PM  
Boobs can be manipulated with push-up bras or minimizers or implants - legs is legs. And having nice legs is more a matter of genetics than anything else - all the pilates, running, and yoga in the world won't give you nice gams if you don't have them. It might tone them up, but it's mostly a matter of muscle shape and placement.

//// smug slashies

Hey, I have few enough beauty points - I like to make the most of the ones I have.
 
2012-07-13 03:38:07 PM  

mojotele: Uzzah: Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

[longtermtourists.com image 197x151]

Episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" in the making.

/I don't like people playin' on my phone!


win
 
2012-07-13 04:02:43 PM  

the_chief: Fat chicks have big boobs.


And the most appalling travesty of genetics is the flat-chested fat girl.

Gah. My phone corrected appalling to appealing. That would have raised some eyebrows.
 
2012-07-13 04:18:09 PM  
I love boobs as much as any hetero guy, but I have ZERO problem with small natural boobs on a pretty girl and FAR prefer them to those hard implant globes.

They're a turnoff after you actually get with a girl... they look good to attract you sometimes, but when you actually start playing together, they suck. They're weird.

I'd far, far rather small real boobs than surgically-enhanced boobs.
 
2012-07-13 04:26:12 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: I love boobs as much as any hetero guy, but I have ZERO problem with small natural boobs on a pretty girl and FAR prefer them to those hard implant globes.

They're a turnoff after you actually get with a girl... they look good to attract you sometimes, but when you actually start playing together, they suck. They're weird.

I'd far, far rather small real boobs than surgically-enhanced boobs.


www.fixaflat.com
 
2012-07-13 04:41:08 PM  
This has ... potential
 
2012-07-13 06:30:12 PM  
Way too late, but eip.

/wth, it's Friday
//why not
 
2012-07-13 06:33:31 PM  
So if I stand outside on my mankini I can get money for my bathroom renovation hmmmmmmmmmmm this could work!!
 
2012-07-13 06:46:01 PM  
I can't say I understand wanting to pay for more boobage...especially not enough to panhandle for them.

mr. teeny and I are discussing the possibility of a reduction for me, from DD to a some nice perky C's. We're a few months away from the due date of our final babby, and after I'm done nursing we'll decide from there.
 
2012-07-13 07:01:55 PM  
Sounds like teeny isn't so teeny.
 
2012-07-13 07:02:44 PM  
Wasn't there a recent story that the gene for boobs had been identified?

Have her get that treatment.

That "blindness" research can wait.
 
2012-07-13 08:24:05 PM  

teeny: I can't say I understand wanting to pay for more boobage...especially not enough to panhandle for them.

mr. teeny and I are discussing the possibility of a reduction for me, from DD to a some nice perky C's. We're a few months away from the due date of our final babby, and after I'm done nursing we'll decide from there.


Wow.

Not sure what I stumbled upon here, but my interest is piqued as my swimmers are experiencing an engorged river of continental capacity, and so, suddenly, I understand my interest in this commentarticle...

;)
 
2012-07-13 11:24:21 PM  
Will someone PLEASE photoshop this woman some ta-tas!

/please?
 
2012-07-14 12:13:09 AM  
I hope someone stops and hits her with a shovel. She's 37, average at best, paying for "education" (which is the oldest stripper line EVER) and a bartender....just write your life off as being a loser and go whine to your biker buddies about it.

/$5k is going to get her a CRAPPY boob job.
 
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