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2012-07-13 09:02:33 AM
Laziest hooker ever.
 
2012-07-13 09:06:39 AM
Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:28 AM

gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.


She looks like a biker chick. Have you ever been to Sturgis?
 
2012-07-13 10:13:05 AM
A fairly shameless act for sure, but she'll probably collect a good chunk of the money she needs.
 
2012-07-13 10:27:12 AM
Best panhandle evar.
 
2012-07-13 10:28:05 AM
If she gets half the money she needs will she get one tit done and hold a new sign saying `Half way there - keep giving'?
 
2012-07-13 11:08:28 AM
She already has boobs. And she doesn't need fake ones.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:15 AM
Your options are no boobs or really crappy fake boobs. Because, let's face it, a boob job on top of those is not going to look good or feel good.

Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:22 AM
Maybe she should try eating something. Besides meth. She's not flat-chested, she's too damn skinny. All over. I could shave with those knees.
 
2012-07-13 11:09:45 AM
I'm amazed that she has no (visible) tattoos.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:38 AM
"Not homeless, need boobs better self-esteem."

FTFH
 
2012-07-13 11:10:51 AM
How much will she be charging to let guys play with her new boobs once they are installed?

She'd do better on Craigslist.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:55 AM
I'll only pay for tits if I get to play with them.
 
2012-07-13 11:11:41 AM
Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

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2012-07-13 11:11:48 AM
Not EIPless, Need BIE
 
2012-07-13 11:12:25 AM
Will she provide before and after pictures?
 
2012-07-13 11:12:37 AM
sadly, she's one of the better looking akron women.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:02 AM
Don't give money to people on the streets.

If you keep giving cash to these people, they'll just waste it all on fake boobies. But if you take them to a restaurant and buy them food, they'll grow their own.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:10 AM
Flatter than a week-old opened soda.
 
2012-07-13 11:13:24 AM
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:28 AM


Not seen holding such a sign.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:41 AM

gopher321: Poor self-image, I'd say. Coupled with no sense of shame.


Plus she has small boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:14:56 AM
She'd be better off stuffing her bra with the bills she collects.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:01 AM
Sock Ruh Tease:

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

That's what the guys at the glory hole say.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:08 AM
And you know after she gets them, she's just gonna start whining about getting raped all the time.
 
2012-07-13 11:15:54 AM
Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?
 
2012-07-13 11:15:57 AM
Maybe could save money by cutting down on expenses...like say her body guard for example. Maybe she pays him in beejays, so that won't help i suppose. Less meth then!
 
2012-07-13 11:16:08 AM

Honest Bender: Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.


she's a pretty girl - she doesn't need to soul-search for inner-beauty.

//there's so many levels to that...
 
2012-07-13 11:16:08 AM
There to be her bodyguard is friend Steve Bernabe, 57, of Akron, working free of charge


Of course it's free. Would you charge your friend to stand around looking at her arse all day?
 
2012-07-13 11:16:26 AM
37 and still in school. Stripper school?
 
2012-07-13 11:16:33 AM
Whatever works for you sweetheart.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:40 AM
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Hmm. Lemme try again. Not seen holding such a sign. She might want to have that navel melon looked at, though.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:54 AM
I bet her kid is happy.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:55 AM
Why not be satisfied with what you have? She should be grateful that she is not fat.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:56 AM
Her friend and bodyguard says she's not begging but being honest

Why can't it be both? Standing on the street asking for money is definitely begging.
 
2012-07-13 11:16:59 AM
I dated a girl in high school who ended up setting up a website when she was about 20 seeking nothing but donations for a boob job.

She got enough money for it. Got the boobs. Moved to LA. Last I heard she's doing porn or something now.
 
2012-07-13 11:17:12 AM

The One True TheDavid: Maybe she should try eating something. Besides meth. She's not flat-chested, she's too damn skinny. All over. I could shave with those knees.


No doubt. Not to studman or anything but I think she could fit both legs inside one of those boots.
 
2012-07-13 11:17:39 AM
Has she considered asking Fox News? Last time I checked they were filled with boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:18 AM
Fat chicks have big boobs.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:30 AM
I wonder how big she's planning on going? Because if she goes much beyond a C she'll end up looking like (even more of) a white trash wet dream. I don't know, I never got the fascination with large breasts myself.....
 
2012-07-13 11:18:40 AM
her current pair are just sad... mournful really.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:42 AM
Not sure that I'd classify boobs as a need.
 
2012-07-13 11:19:29 AM
I think she's going about this backwards. Don't you normally get the boob job, then get the money at the strip club? Then again, I don't think the Go Go Girls Cabaret is going to give her a jorb.
 
2012-07-13 11:19:57 AM

little Jeff: Is it me or does she look like she's wet herself in the first image?


I'm just glad I wasn't the first person to say it, but I noticed it too.

And count me in the group of "Better real and small than large and fake"
 
2012-07-13 11:20:43 AM
She's shameless asking for money like that.
 
2012-07-13 11:22:01 AM
What's her Fark handle?

Also, this far and no pics?
 
2012-07-13 11:22:44 AM
Head to Tampa on August 27th, you find plenty of boobs there.
 
2012-07-13 11:23:22 AM

KingKauff: What's her Fark handle?


grables'daughter
 
2012-07-13 11:23:36 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

They can't post a higher resolution picture than this in their article?
 
2012-07-13 11:23:40 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
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