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(Yahoo)   The DC government is filled with corrupt officials, which means they are ready for full statehood -- because then it will have sleazy Senators just like the rest of the U.S   ( divider line
    More: Fail, senator, District of Columbia, Mayor Vincent Gray, Fenty, Marion Barry, Washington City Paper, tax fraud, money orders  
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431 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jul 2012 at 10:50 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-13 11:07:10 AM  
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DC can't have statehood, it'll fark up the row counts of stars on the flag. Do you really want to go from 9 rows alternating between 6 and 5 to six rows alternating between 9 and 8? No. DC is going to have to wait for Guam, Puerto Rico, and either the NorCal/SoCal split or the annexation of Nova Scotia, for a full six rows of 9.

We'll take them as a full crew, all at once, or not at all. And I tell you folks, Guam ain't getting it's act together any time soon, and you can never count on a Californian to make a deadline.
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