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(Asheville Citizen-Times)   Former Asheville City Councilman creates unintentionally hilarious website to counter a topless equal rights protest. Holds photo contest for Most Degrading Moment for Women   (citizen-times.com) divider line 111
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2012-07-13 09:13:59 AM
Somebody just needs to get it over with and come out of the closet. Seriously dude it's just boobies.
 
2012-07-13 09:19:08 AM
"I believe the event degrades women," Mumpower said. "But what I'm really fighting is the abuse of children and sexual performance in our public spaces."

And they say nudism is a victimless crime. But , please, please, won't somebody think of the CHILDREN? They are truly the victims here.

The rally will be over in a day, while the scars cast on these young, developing minds could last for a lifetime.
 
2012-07-13 09:21:04 AM
Naked pregnant chicks with hairy armpits. That pic could be taken anywhere in Oregon.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:53 AM

Baron Harkonnen: "I believe the event degrades women," Mumpower said. "But what I'm really fighting is the abuse of children and sexual performance in our public spaces."

And they say nudism is a victimless crime. But , please, please, won't somebody think of the CHILDREN? They are truly the victims here.

The rally will be over in a day, while the scars cast on these young, developing minds could last for a lifetime.


If only there was a way that those offended by this sort of event could avoid it.
 
2012-07-13 09:28:08 AM
Anyone against free boobies is an uptight misogynistic asshole.
 
2012-07-13 09:51:23 AM

sammyk: Somebody just needs to get it over with and come out of the closet. Seriously dude it's just boobies.


THIS. We are an incredibly conservative nation when it comes to sexuality.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-13 09:55:00 AM

Baron Harkonnen: "I believe the event degrades women," Mumpower said. "But what I'm really fighting is the abuse of children and sexual performance in our public spaces."

And they say nudism is a victimless crime. But , please, please, won't somebody think of the CHILDREN? They are truly the victims here.

The rally will be over in a day, while the scars cast on these young, developing minds could last for a lifetime.


You are right. Only hot chicks should participate.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-13 09:57:55 AM

sammyk: Somebody just needs to get it over with and come out of the closet. Seriously dude it's just boobies.


Maybe he just resents them having the boobs he wishes he could have.
 
2012-07-13 10:12:39 AM
That's a very impressively designed website.
 
2012-07-13 10:12:53 AM
how dare those uppity women protest without this man's approval.
 
2012-07-13 10:15:24 AM

Pocket Ninja: That's a very impressively designed website.


encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-07-13 10:21:08 AM
I'm always serious. I was especially impressed by how the instructions at the bottom of the page told me to click over to page 2 to see more, but since there was no link for page 2 at the bottom of the page I had the opportunity to scroll all the way back up and revisit some of the more poignant ideas that I hadn't been able to thoroughly digest on my admittedly brief first skim.
 
2012-07-13 10:22:10 AM
who isn't up for a nice hearty round of slut-shaming, southern style. grab your cameras, concerned citizens, there's sluts to shame and the internet to fill up. do it for the children, for your future, and for america.
 
2012-07-13 10:23:24 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'm always serious. I was especially impressed by how the instructions at the bottom of the page told me to click over to page 2 to see more, but since there was no link for page 2 at the bottom of the page I had the opportunity to scroll all the way back up and revisit some of the more poignant ideas that I hadn't been able to thoroughly digest on my admittedly brief first skim.


ha. I thought it must be my alert adblock killing some nav bar, and tried to actually manually navigate by typing in "page2.htm" .. and then discovered the nav bar back up at the top, and found it was really "page_2.html" ! Boy did I feel dumb then.
 
2012-07-13 10:29:30 AM

Pocket Ninja: That's a very impressively designed website.


If you look at the source code, it's even more impressive.
 
2012-07-13 10:34:50 AM

Generation_D: how dare those uppity women protest without this man's approval.


Judging by the pictures, there were lots of approving men.
 
2012-07-13 10:36:06 AM
It reminds me of stuff I did with Netscape in 1996. Substitute boob pics for pics of servers and network gear. Who's ashamed now?
 
2012-07-13 10:46:06 AM
Pfft. Even in '96, I knew to use tables and not 115 nbsp; to line up stuff.
 
2012-07-13 10:54:13 AM
*holds up sign*

FREE THE NC TWO!
 
2012-07-13 11:15:04 AM
Guy gets all upset about children seeing boobies

/apparently he was a bottle baby
//a whole lot of us are introduced to the sight of boobies at a very young age
 
2012-07-13 11:25:16 AM
Were there actually underaged girls participating in this event, or is that made up for the sake of the "think of the children" argument?
 
2012-07-13 11:26:14 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Were there actually underaged girls participating in this event, or is that made up for the sake of the "think of the children" argument?


"Police said no minors were involved in the event."

He made it up.
 
2012-07-13 11:26:20 AM
"And that gawking men will rethink their attendance," Mumpower said.

Well, if former city councilman Carl Mumpower doesn't want to see boobies, neither do I!
 
2012-07-13 11:27:32 AM
Wow. What a pinch-mouthed, tight-assed, small-minded, pearl-clutching idiot.

They're just breasts you dolt. They hang around and occasionally produce milk; they don't shoot laser beams or "let the orgy commence" rays.
 
2012-07-13 11:28:08 AM

Flab: Pocket Ninja: That's a very impressively designed website.

If you look at the source code, it's even more impressive.


Look at the "source code"?

pichars.org
 
2012-07-13 11:29:15 AM
Wait, the articles says state law allows women to go topless. What's the protest about?
 
2012-07-13 11:29:44 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: Wow. What a pinch-mouthed, tight-assed, small-minded, pearl-clutching idiot.

They're just breasts you dolt. They hang around and occasionally produce milk; they don't shoot laser beams or "let the orgy commence" rays.


Speak for yourself.
 
2012-07-13 11:30:13 AM
Ohio is a topless state?!
I've NEVER seen someone just walking around topless (that wasn't totally trashed).
I'm feeling cheated here.
 
2012-07-13 11:30:21 AM

Flab: Pocket Ninja: That's a very impressively designed website.

If you look at the source code, it's even more impressive.


I thought all of the remaining font tags had been destroyed in the amateur web developer holocaust of 2007. Apparently, this man was simply hoarding them, along with the Blamco Mac and Cheese.
 
2012-07-13 11:30:44 AM
A naked bike ride would blow his mind.
 
2012-07-13 11:32:20 AM
It was very kind of him to provide a hot link to GoTopless.org's website.
 
2012-07-13 11:32:30 AM
You never go full brainless.
 
2012-07-13 11:33:40 AM

davidphogan: A naked bike ride would blow his mind load.


FTFY.
 
2012-07-13 11:34:08 AM
Went to GoBrainless.org hoping for Zombies, left a disappointed...
 
2012-07-13 11:34:24 AM
So I went to the NSFW website for the protest (for "research" purposes, I swear) and noticed that the protest is organized by the Raelians. Apparently, in addition to crazy aliens, the Raelians like boobs. Who knew?

/Also, I fully support going topless.
//Brainless, on the other hand ...
 
2012-07-13 11:34:53 AM

hatelabs: Ohio is a topless state?!
I've NEVER seen someone just walking around topless (that wasn't totally trashed).
I'm feeling cheated here.


It was Drew Carrie you did not miss much
 
2012-07-13 11:36:01 AM
Wow, didn't know that it was legal in Wisconsin. Not sure that is a good thing up here.

/And what is with the Rael book pushing on the gotopless website? Isn't that some UFO cult?
 
2012-07-13 11:36:07 AM
I'm all for boobies and for being less uptight about showing them off.

However, some Farkers may find it of interest that GoTopless.org is a project of the Raelians (see here and here). Lucky you, if you visit that site to see boobies, you can get a free download of this awesome book!

www.rael.org

(Spoiler alert: the designers are aliens.)
 
2012-07-13 11:37:30 AM
He should use his mumpowers to stop this.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:04 AM

hatelabs: Ohio is a topless state?!
I've NEVER seen someone just walking around topless (that wasn't totally trashed).
I'm feeling cheated here.


Ohio is a topless state, yes, however local ordinances can restrict that. State parks, etc, are top-free allowed but I think there are some restrictions, although I don't know what. But generally, as long as there's no local ordinance, women can show their boobies all they want.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:51 AM
This is so dumb I'm starting to think this is just an excuse for uptight men to take and collect pictures of topless women.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:56 AM
In b4 BIE requests and AWing
 
2012-07-13 11:39:41 AM

mgary: So I went to the NSFW website for the protest (for "research" purposes, I swear) and noticed that the protest is organized by the Raelians. Apparently, in addition to crazy aliens, the Raelians like boobs. Who knew?


Everyone

likes boobs! Well, except for this Mumpower guy apparently.
 
2012-07-13 11:39:55 AM
I will never understand why men can let their flabby, hairy, big-nippled manboobs hang out in public, twenty ways to Sunday, and no one thinks twice about it. But apparently even the most lovely, perky lady bosoms are enough to strike terror in the hearts of Small Town America, apparently causing young children at sight to start lifetimes of degradation.

Recently I was at a picnic where it was friggin' sweaty hot, and so the little toddler boys were taking their shirts off and splashing around with a sprinkler. A toddler girl wanted to join them, and so her mom took her top off and she went to go splash. Cute? Hell no, according to a couple of older ladies. That tiny girl was showing off her Private Parts...which incidentally were IDENTICAL to those of the boys, but of course, boy chests are A-OK.
 
2012-07-13 11:40:14 AM
I just checked out the website for the event (NSFW) for, um, research.. and was confused by their choice of recommended reading:

www.rael.org

Hm.. how can we make our mission to allow women to go topless appeal to more people? I know, let's link it to Rael, the crazy race-car driver turned leader of a UFO cult! Brilliant!
 
2012-07-13 11:41:47 AM

semiotix: (Spoiler alert: the designers are aliens.)


This seriously needs to be taught beside Christian ID. Teach the controversy!
 
2012-07-13 11:41:57 AM
Yeah, so apparently I spent a little too much time researching the website and Rael, and was only beat to the punch by 3 people.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:26 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: I will never understand why men can let their flabby, hairy, big-nippled manboobs hang out in public, twenty ways to Sunday, and no one thinks twice about it. But apparently even the most lovely, perky lady bosoms are enough to strike terror in the hearts of Small Town America, apparently causing young children at sight to start lifetimes of degradation.

Recently I was at a picnic where it was friggin' sweaty hot, and so the little toddler boys were taking their shirts off and splashing around with a sprinkler. A toddler girl wanted to join them, and so her mom took her top off and she went to go splash. Cute? Hell no, according to a couple of older ladies. That tiny girl was showing off her Private Parts...which incidentally were IDENTICAL to those of the boys, but of course, boy chests are A-OK.


It's never to early to learn body shame.
 
2012-07-13 11:43:15 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: Wow. What a pinch-mouthed, tight-assed, small-minded, pearl-clutching idiot.

They're just breasts you dolt. They hang around and occasionally produce milk; they don't shoot laser beams or "let the orgy commence" rays.


Nipples on a woman actually function as antenna, allowing them to focus their powers. However, it requires three nipples to complete major endeavors--such as contacting the mothership or near-complete mind-control. Contact with the mothership is why women go to the restroom in groups rather than alone. The mind-control is trickier, and rarer. Most women tend to work alone, so their control is less thorough and is more like an influential nudge, whereas the times when two women are willing to work in tandem the male is usually totally enthralled. Still, it happens rarely, but it's not a sexuality thing (women are all, by birth, bi-sexual at the minimum), it's a control/independence things, so they rarely team up for anything outside of contacting the mothership for advice/personnel records/blackmail.

This is why men have often considered a third nipple to be a sign of witchcraft--it's a woman who not only can regularly mentally enslave men, but has constant access to the information databanks of the mothership, all on her own. This makes her dangerous. It's not witchcraft or magic, though, it's just extraterrestrial science we don't quite understand.

A protest like this might seem dangerous, with all the unregulated nipple exposure, but generally, the ratio of nipples to men has to be in the 3+:1 range for control, and the bigger the crowd, the more the testesterone-fuelled mindshield tends to buffer the subtle effects. The city guy is over-reacting.
 
2012-07-13 11:43:20 AM
I like boobs.
 
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