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(Starpulse)   If you were thinking "Gee I've got some brain cells I wasn't using that I'd like to waste", here is a run down of all 15 of Miley Cyrus' tattoos, including a quote from Teddy Roosevelt. Why yes, she IS only 19   (starpulse.com) divider line 56
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2012-07-13 09:23:31 AM
i296.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 09:54:02 AM
I'm just going to note this for the record: I know a suprising number fo women in the "dozen plus tattoo club". One of them is a professional tattoo artist. The vast majority of the rest have history of abuse of one kind or another, often sexual.

Then I'll just leave this here:

thejewelwickershow.com
 
2012-07-13 11:29:58 AM
Nothing about #s 16 and 17 in the saddle area though :(
 
2012-07-13 11:46:24 AM
Magorn: I'm just going to note this for the record: I know a suprising number fo women in the "dozen plus tattoo club". One of them is a professional tattoo artist. The vast majority of the rest have history of abuse of one kind or another, often sexual.

Then I'll just leave this here:

[thejewelwickershow.com image 600x410]


"That's not a gun in my pocket."
 
2012-07-13 12:55:25 PM
19 you say? Tits or GTFO (of Hollywood).
 
2012-07-13 01:00:40 PM
Hey subby?

thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-13 01:03:51 PM
To be fair, she thought it was a quote from Teddy Ruxpin.

Still does, in fact.
 
2012-07-13 01:07:33 PM
What ever else you can say about her, at least her tatoos have some sort of meaning for her. I've been aquainted with way to many twenty something twat waffles covered in huge and tasteless tats, and while they may say the tattos have some sort of meaning for them, I have yet to meet one that could really convey the impression they really mean it when they say it. Mostly I get a vacant look and some shiat about how it defines them. Mostly.

/and by defines them I'm sure they means looks cool and allows them to feel edgy.
//'Once I can afford it I'm going to get a full sleave done with flames and a vine wrapping around my arm with skulls instead of flowers and it will have these huge bad ass thorns!'
 
2012-07-13 01:10:30 PM
Torqueknot: What ever else you can say about her, at least her tatoos have some sort of meaning for her. I've been aquainted with way to many twenty something twat waffles covered in huge and tasteless tats, and while they may say the tattos have some sort of meaning for them, I have yet to meet one that could really convey the impression they really mean it when they say it. Mostly I get a vacant look and some shiat about how it defines them. Mostly."

There is a lady/girl who works at the Costco near me whom I have admired (in a professional way...not that professional way). She is a hard worker, very nice, down to business kinda gal. And then she got a 4 inch Hello Kitty tattooed to the side of her neck, under her ear.
 
2012-07-13 01:12:36 PM
Her Roman numeral one is clearly a reference to June 1, 1991 which is the date that Tom and Roseanne Arnold remarried.
 
2012-07-13 01:14:05 PM
And can someone explain to me what the star on the inside of the wrist is supposed to be about? Either no one else knows and they just get it because it looks cool or it identifies you as part of some cult and asking about it means you aint one of them.
 
2012-07-13 01:17:35 PM
Magorn: I'm just going to note this for the record: I know a suprising number fo women in the "dozen plus tattoo club". One of them is a professional tattoo artist. The vast majority of the rest have history of abuse of one kind or another, often sexual.
Then I'll just leave this here:
[thejewelwickershow.com image 600x410]


I think I'd question Annie Leibowitz's (sp?) taste in having them pose like that, but I doubt she'd care. WTF was she thinking?

Not that you might not be right. But it's not like Miley and Billy Ray posed that way for the family Christmas card. They were directed to do that by the Greatest Celebrity Photographer OF ALL TIME.
 
2012-07-13 01:19:15 PM
Quotes are the new Mentors
 
2012-07-13 01:21:13 PM
1. The first tattoo she had done is located just under her left breast and reads "Just Breathe." It's a tribute to a friend who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007 and to her grandfathers, both of whom died from lung cancer.

Isn't that a little demented?

My grandmother died in a fire so I am getting "She was hot!" tattooed on my arm.
 
2012-07-13 01:40:17 PM
She's only 19, but that's a hard 40 in white trash years.
 
2012-07-13 01:40:32 PM
Is the Roosevelt quote the "It's not the critic that counts..." one? Too lazy to look.
 
2012-07-13 01:43:26 PM
She has the scratch to get them removed later.
 
2012-07-13 01:45:09 PM
jst3p: 1. The first tattoo she had done is located just under her left breast and reads "Just Breathe." It's a tribute to a friend who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007 and to her grandfathers, both of whom died from lung cancer.

Isn't that a little demented?

My grandmother died in a fire so I am getting "She was hot!" tattooed on my arm.


dontforgetthesongs365.files.wordpress.com

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2012-07-13 01:50:51 PM
And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shiat!

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2012-07-13 01:53:47 PM
So I was intrigued by the "Roman Numeral tatt; roman numerals don't work that way.

Now this chick is into symbolism, so it must mean something. Could it be a calendar date?

VII = 7
XCI = 91

other possibilities: 5/2/91, 6/1/91

She was not born in 91 (November 23, 1992) and neither was her fiance (January 13, 1990).

Could this be some sort of weird date directly between the two?
 
2012-07-13 01:54:53 PM
that's some random tattooing

HotWingConspiracy: She has the scratch to get them removed later.

and what I thought afterwards.

/has tattoos, they have no special "meaning"
 
2012-07-13 01:56:56 PM
Well "White Trash Barbie" has to have a life sized model, doesn't it?

Sorry, there is a limit (on women and men) where too many tattoos look trashy. She's at that point at such a young age. Sad.
 
2012-07-13 02:05:46 PM
MagnesDrachen: Sorry, there is a limit (on women and men) where too many tattoos look trashy.

This. On women it's a small ankle tat, a tramp stamp and possibly a low stomach-high crotch small tat are acceptable in my book. On guys? Shoulder on or off arm, that's it. It starts to look stupid otherwise, ESPECIALLY if you get a tribal band around your bicep to look badass or something.

\not tattooed
\\have considered it, but it's more that it's not me than anything else
 
2012-07-13 02:33:13 PM
cryinoutloud: Magorn: I'm just going to note this for the record: I know a suprising number fo women in the "dozen plus tattoo club". One of them is a professional tattoo artist. The vast majority of the rest have history of abuse of one kind or another, often sexual.
Then I'll just leave this here:
[thejewelwickershow.com image 600x410]

I think I'd question Annie Leibowitz's (sp?) taste in having them pose like that, but I doubt she'd care. WTF was she thinking?

Not that you might not be right. But it's not like Miley and Billy Ray posed that way for the family Christmas card. They were directed to do that by the Greatest Celebrity Photographer OF ALL TIME.


That's a very good and fair point. I'm not sure there is a celebrity in the world who would tell Anne Leibowitz to fark off, short of her saying , "okay for this next shot I'm going ask you to strip naked so these 4 large hobos can do a DV/DA pentration"
 
2012-07-13 02:34:24 PM
FriarReb98: MagnesDrachen: Sorry, there is a limit (on women and men) where too many tattoos look trashy.

This. On women it's a small ankle tat, a tramp stamp and possibly a low stomach-high crotch small tat are acceptable in my book. On guys? Shoulder on or off arm, that's it. It starts to look stupid otherwise, ESPECIALLY if you get a tribal band around your bicep to look badass or something.


Tramp stamp doesn't look trashy?

Too many tatts looks trashy?


You keep using that word. . .
 
2012-07-13 02:44:14 PM
I don't want to post a pic of him, but do a GIS for "Trace Cyrus". That's her brother. He likes tattoos.
 
2012-07-13 02:48:18 PM
Hey, is this the thread where people who will never be as successful or happy as Miley Cyrus pretend that they're better than she is because they don't have as many tattoos?
 
2012-07-13 02:57:12 PM
Teufelaffe: Hey, is this the thread where people who will never be as successful or happy as Miley Cyrus pretend that they're better than she is because they don't have as many tattoos?

Apparently.
 
2012-07-13 03:07:41 PM
I bet you change your opinion of Miley after you see this.
 
2012-07-13 03:10:28 PM
Teufelaffe: Hey, is this the thread where people who will never be as successful or happy as Miley Cyrus pretend that they're better than she is because they don't have as many tattoos?

Successful? Maybe not.

Happy? You underestimate the happiness people get out of being judgmental on the Internet. Lot of deliriously happy people in this thread I bet.
 
2012-07-13 03:25:21 PM
I bet they are all scratch-n-sniff, too.
 
2012-07-13 03:30:12 PM
mat catastrophe: I bet you change your opinion of Miley after you see this.

Oooh, suddenly there's a 404 error. Curious.
 
2012-07-13 03:35:25 PM
jst3p: 1. The first tattoo she had done is located just under her left breast and reads "Just Breathe." It's a tribute to a friend who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007 and to her grandfathers, both of whom died from lung cancer.

Isn't that a little demented?

My grandmother died in a fire so I am getting "She was hot!" tattooed on my arm.


Nice.

DLinds: She's only 19, but that's a hard 40 in white trash years.

That picture posted above of her and her father is wrong on so many levels!
 
2012-07-13 04:01:37 PM
raptusregaliter: mat catastrophe: I bet you change your opinion of Miley after you see this.

Oooh, suddenly there's a 404 error. Curious.


What? I know that for some reason twitter is not loading the image because it might be "sensitive"...

At any rate, this is the least shiatty "celebrity" blog I could find that at least (more or less) talks about what happened.
 
2012-07-13 04:11:02 PM
Orgasmatron138: Is the Roosevelt quote the "It's not the critic that counts..." one? Too lazy to look.

Yeah, that's the one. Kind of obvious, if you think about it.
 
2012-07-13 04:34:00 PM
RKTeuthis: FriarReb98: MagnesDrachen: Sorry, there is a limit (on women and men) where too many tattoos look trashy.

This. On women it's a small ankle tat, a tramp stamp and possibly a low stomach-high crotch small tat are acceptable in my book. On guys? Shoulder on or off arm, that's it. It starts to look stupid otherwise, ESPECIALLY if you get a tribal band around your bicep to look badass or something.

Tramp stamp doesn't look trashy?

Too many tatts looks trashy?


You keep using that word. . .


It's practially a universal tattoo these days, and it's easy to hide. The easy to hide part is very important.
 
2012-07-13 04:55:21 PM
i3.photobucket.com

That's one for each special trick her daddy taught her.
 
2012-07-13 05:03:07 PM
FriarReb98:
Tramp stamp doesn't look trashy?

Too many tatts looks trashy?


You keep using that word. . .

It's practially a universal tattoo these days, and it's easy to hide. The easy to hide part is very important.


No, it's not nearly universal, and it's still trashy as all hell.
It's called a TRAMP stamp for a reason.
 
2012-07-13 05:27:08 PM
I've got 7 tattoos. But you actually see all of mine from more than a foot away. What's the point of a penny sized tattoo?
 
2012-07-13 05:56:41 PM
Is this the thread where people with thousands of dollars worth of tatts complain about the high cost of college of gas?
 
2012-07-13 06:01:34 PM
Miley's brother

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2012-07-13 06:04:38 PM
Oops...he got a few more done

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www1.pictures.zimbio.com

...i think the family may have 'a thing' for tattoos
 
2012-07-13 07:01:36 PM
zato_ichi: And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shiat!

Yup.

But still...like the fist of an angry.
 
2012-07-13 07:04:51 PM
As for her brother?

Something is wrong with person that tatted up.
 
2012-07-13 07:22:53 PM
TIL Both her grandfathers died of lung cancer and Miley Cyrus still smokes.
 
2012-07-13 07:33:57 PM
Magorn: I'm just going to note this for the record: I know a suprising number fo women in the "dozen plus tattoo club". One of them is a professional tattoo artist. The vast majority of the rest have history of abuse of one kind or another, often sexual.

And most of the women I've known in the "dozen plus tattoo club" have no history of abuse at all. Strange, it's almost as if making assumptions about someone's history based on how many tattoos they have is stupid.
 
2012-07-13 08:49:03 PM
^weak
 
2012-07-13 10:27:58 PM
And this is why people get the idea that numerous or large visible tattoos are incredibly trashy and that the tattooed person really isn't all that bright.
 
2012-07-14 12:26:38 AM
Scars tell better stories than tattoos.

/recently received a whole batch of new ones
 
2012-07-14 01:18:02 AM
PumpkinCake: She is a hard worker, very nice, down to business kinda gal. And then she got a 4 inch Hello Kitty tattooed to the side of her neck, under her ear.

So her tattoo negates the niceness, the hard working and businesslike attitude huh? Or is this one of those comments where you're trying to tell us you changed your opinion about someone else because they dared decorate their own body how they wished?
 
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