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2012-07-13 08:18:16 AM
libslibslibs.jpg
 
2012-07-13 08:20:29 AM
Cons Say the Dumbest Things

/there is symmetry
 
2012-07-13 08:26:08 AM
if attempting to write a serious article or be taken seriously in general it's best not to refer to an entire group of people strictly by pejorative.

but then again, i went to one of them there liberal indoctrination camps. you know, "college".
 
2012-07-13 08:28:59 AM
I have a list of Sarah Palin quotes you should see.
 
2012-07-13 08:32:23 AM

WhoIsWillo: I have a list of Sarah Palin quotes you should see.


Or Romney
Or Gingrich
Or Santorum
Or Bachman
Or McConnell
Or Rubio
Or Pawlenty
Or just about every GOP politician.
 
2012-07-13 08:41:38 AM

Dinki: WhoIsWillo: I have a list of Sarah Palin quotes you should see.

Or Romney
Or Gingrich
Or Santorum
Or Bachman
Or McConnell
Or Rubio
Or Pawlenty
Or just about every GOP politician.


I hear there might've been a stupid thing or two said by some members of the tea party. Go figure.
 
2012-07-13 08:50:17 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-13 08:51:17 AM
I smell cat food.
 
2012-07-13 08:51:44 AM
This guy has some serious butthurt. His "6. "Gangsta rap is art." This one goes under Things Liberals Are Not Allowed to Question. They are commanded by Lady Gaia to believe in Darwinian evolution even if they know nothing about it -- but they are strictly barred from questioning the profound artistic value of gangsta rap."
further exemplifies his whole message of "oh no, someone disagrees with me, they're destroying the country" bullshiat.

He stays nicely fair and balanced at the end with this gem: "Yes, we have nutty conservatives and moderately sane libs. But on the whole, conservatism equals realism, which equals sanity." Yes, Mr. Lewis, the "0bummer is a soshulist" group are into realism and sanity.
 
2012-07-13 08:59:11 AM
They are commanded by Lady Gaia to believe in Darwinian evolution even if they know nothing about it -- but they are strictly barred from questioning the profound artistic value of gangsta rap.

i1.kym-cdn.com


And it's "libs who say the darndest things"? Really? This writer is dipping his chicken nuggets in stupid sauce.

And this is just one item I picked. The whole column is patently retarded. Does Fark's 82nd Chairborne ever get tired of having the dumbest possible blogger patriots represent their views? Don't you get tired of trying to make a point, but instead confirming your dumbassery?

Would it kill you to submit a George Will or other column I can actually read with a straight face?

/please tell me that a liberal submitted this for an easy greenlight, and that you don't actually believe this sh*t
 
2012-07-13 09:07:22 AM
Look at the reaction to this article. Hilarious. This is how come any conservative can take on any liberal in a fist fight. I'm at the gym right now, learning how to fight. Meanwhile, you're all on the internet, whining and crying about what someone else said. This is why I hate liberals. A conservative just wants to share his opinion with the world and liberals combine their voice in order to shout him down. So much for free speech. I can't wait when Romney gets into the White House and bans liberals from expression their opinion on the internet.
 
2012-07-13 09:11:24 AM
"Keep your government hands off my Medicare."
 
2012-07-13 09:12:42 AM

dickfreckle: Does Fark's 82nd Chairborne ever get tired of having the dumbest possible blogger patriots represent their views?


The scary thing is, they look to guys like this to speak more eloquently than they can.

Yes, yes, my conservative brothers, you are the sane ones and we liberals are the crazies. Yes. That must be it.
 
2012-07-13 09:14:38 AM
WTF did I just read....?
 
2012-07-13 09:20:10 AM
Okay, I really don't care about TFA's content because it was stupid and strawman as all crap. I just want to know why it's so hard to format an article. A few bold or header tags, use bullet points, maybe even paginate. It's not just the utter babble that made TFA unreadable, it was the constant line breaks, lack of any sort of consistent spacing, and mutant wall of text syndrome.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:47 AM

Mike_LowELL: bans liberals from expression their opinion


Seriously? Did liberal cyberhackers just break into my post and add a typo? Because I think they did. Liberals do this because they do not have ideas, only dictionaries and thesauruses. This way, when confronted by superior conservative ideology, they will ignore the error of their ways and attack the errors of my spelling. To hell with them. I'm done here. I'm retired from this message board. I'll be back in thirty minutes. Stupid libs.
 
2012-07-13 09:23:33 AM

Bloody William: I just want to know why it's so hard to format an article. A few bold or header tags, use bullet points, maybe even paginate. It's not just the utter babble that made TFA unreadable, it was the constant line breaks, lack of any sort of consistent spacing, and mutant wall of text syndrome.


Mike_LowELL: Liberals do this because they do not have ideas, only dictionaries and thesauruses. This way, when confronted by superior conservative ideology, they will ignore the error of their ways and attack the errors of my spelling.


It's amazing how I am always correct.
 
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2012-07-13 09:24:12 AM
I think the big words confuse them.
 
2012-07-13 09:30:44 AM
"There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer." -Ann Coulter
 
2012-07-13 09:38:48 AM

Mike_LowELL: Look at the reaction to this article. Hilarious. This is how come any conservative can take on any liberal in a fist fight. I'm at the gym right now, learning how to fight. Meanwhile, you're all on the internet, whining and crying about what someone else said. This is why I hate liberals. A conservative just wants to share his opinion with the world and liberals combine their voice in order to shout him down. So much for free speech. I can't wait when Romney gets into the White House and bans liberals from expression their opinion on the internet.


you are a treasure.
 
2012-07-13 09:39:03 AM

Mike_LowELL: It's amazing how I am always correct.


I missed you so much.

I thought I scared you off with my incessant offers to forced lib gay internet marry me.
 
2012-07-13 09:47:28 AM

Mike_LowELL: Look at the reaction to this article. Hilarious. This is how come any conservative can take on any liberal in a fist fight. I'm at the gym right now, learning how to fight. Meanwhile, you're all on the internet, whining and crying about what someone else said. This is why I hate liberals. A conservative just wants to share his opinion with the world and liberals combine their voice in order to shout him down. So much for free speech. I can't wait when Romney gets into the White House and bans liberals from expression their opinion on the internet.


2/10. Mixing political troll with douche troll? Poor form.
 
2012-07-13 09:49:37 AM
Freeper friday, right on cue.
 
2012-07-13 09:57:01 AM

gilgigamesh: Mike_LowELL: It's amazing how I am always correct.

I missed you so much.

I thought I scared you off with my incessant offers to forced lib gay internet marry me.


get in line, buddy
 
2012-07-13 10:04:16 AM
"Sometimes it's hard to put food on your family."
 
2012-07-13 10:07:29 AM

Wyrdbrthr: Mike_LowELL: Look at the reaction to this article. Hilarious. This is how come any conservative can take on any liberal in a fist fight. I'm at the gym right now, learning how to fight. Meanwhile, you're all on the internet, whining and crying about what someone else said. This is why I hate liberals. A conservative just wants to share his opinion with the world and liberals combine their voice in order to shout him down. So much for free speech. I can't wait when Romney gets into the White House and bans liberals from expression their opinion on the internet.

2/10. Mixing political troll with douche troll? Poor form.


Looks like the Polish judge has been paid off by FarkLibs, Mike.
 
2012-07-13 10:09:04 AM

gilgigamesh: I thought I scared you off with my incessant offers to forced lib gay internet marry me.

Jackson Herring: get in line, buddy


I am happy that you enjoy my posts. Let me just make it clear that I will not stop, ever, until FARK bans my account for twenty-four hours again. I am doing what has to be done in order to save this country.

Wyrdbrthr: 2/10. Mixing political troll with douche troll? Poor form.


I called liberals stupid. I don't understand how that makes me a "douche".
 
2012-07-13 10:13:27 AM

Weaver95: WTF did I just read....?


What is this? I don't even...
 
2012-07-13 10:19:15 AM
American Thinker continues to show the rigorous intellectual quality we've come to expect...
 
2012-07-13 10:29:22 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 301x376]


I like the badge and I saw it created. No sarcasm.
 
2012-07-13 10:30:56 AM

Mike_LowELL: I don't understand


Exactly.
 
2012-07-13 10:37:49 AM

dickfreckle: This writer is dipping his chicken nuggets in stupid sauce.


Needs to be repeated.
 
2012-07-13 10:39:27 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: dickfreckle: This writer is dipping his chicken nuggets in stupid sauce.

Needs to be repeated.


No wai! Double-dipping is not allowed.
 
2012-07-13 10:50:55 AM
Political shills say the darndest things.

FTFY subby
 
2012-07-13 10:51:51 AM

dickfreckle: The whole column is patently retarded.


Click enough of these links and you'll soon realize that the retarded goes in before the img0.fark.net logo goes on. That tag is the politics tab's own special version of the Florida tag.
 
2012-07-13 10:52:16 AM
I didn't believe it was possible to put poop in a scanner and upload it to an American Thinker article.
 
2012-07-13 10:53:24 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cons Say the Dumbest Things

/there is symmetry


Liberals have a hint of truth to their pronouncements.

Conservatives have a hint of Bullshiat to theirs.

/so vote Republican
 
2012-07-13 10:54:19 AM
American Thinker?

www.kulfoto.com
 
2012-07-13 10:54:44 AM

Curse of the Goth Kids: dickfreckle: The whole column is patently retarded.

Click enough of these links and you'll soon realize that the retarded goes in before the [img0.fark.net image 77x27] logo goes on. That tag is the politics tab's own special version of the Florida tag.


I'd say that roughly 84% of their articles mention the fall of Rome.
 
2012-07-13 10:54:50 AM
Come on, subby, that's a pathetic farking headline.

Clicks link, :facepalms:
 
2012-07-13 10:56:41 AM

sprawl15: Curse of the Goth Kids: dickfreckle: The whole column is patently retarded.

Click enough of these links and you'll soon realize that the retarded goes in before the [img0.fark.net image 77x27] logo goes on. That tag is the politics tab's own special version of the Florida tag.

I'd say that roughly 84% of their articles mention the fall of Rome.


I value my mental health to much to ingest a representative sample, so I'll happily take your word for it.
 
2012-07-13 10:57:26 AM
This idea started for me a couple of weeks ago, when a lefty cat-lady (a big demographic) told me with a hypnotic stare, "There are no facts."

Wow. Floored in one. I was left gaga. Couldn't figure out what to say that would get through her concrete space helmet.


"Facts are stupid things."
- Ronald Reagan, 1988 Republican National Convention
 
2012-07-13 10:57:39 AM
TLDR past the first semi-paragraph

But that was enough to know that the author associates crazy people with libs. Wide brush and lots of ad hominem attacks to go around. I hope that a bout of joblessness, homelessness and poverty visit him to teach him a lesson and change his perspective. Because for many conservatives, that is what it is going to take to help them see the truth about the crap they have been spewing.

Simply nothing better than being poor to teach a fool about his damned idiotic beliefs.
 
2012-07-13 10:57:56 AM
Another article for the right detailing what liberals believe.
 
2012-07-13 10:59:07 AM
A couple of those are entertaining.

I remember the Whoopi Goldberg one making me mad though. It wasn't forcible rape, but it was statutory rape and he fled the country rather than dealing with the consequences of his actions. WTH? How can you excuse that?

/liberal
 
2012-07-13 10:59:54 AM
I'm thinking there wasn't a lot of thinking that went into that.
 
2012-07-13 11:00:10 AM

dr_blasto: This guy has some serious butthurt. His "6. "Gangsta rap is art." This one goes under Things Liberals Are Not Allowed to Question. They are commanded by Lady Gaia to believe in Darwinian evolution even if they know nothing about it -- but they are strictly barred from questioning the profound artistic value of gangsta rap."
further exemplifies his whole message of "oh no, someone disagrees with me, they're destroying the country" bullshiat.

He stays nicely fair and balanced at the end with this gem: "Yes, we have nutty conservatives and moderately sane libs. But on the whole, conservatism equals realism, which equals sanity." Yes, Mr. Lewis, the "0bummer is a soshulist" group are into realism and sanity.


Maybe he meant "Lady Gaga."
 
2012-07-13 11:00:48 AM
The biggest failure in life is to believe you've learned the truth.
 
2012-07-13 11:01:10 AM

Glicky: Another article for the right detailing what liberals believe.


Well, they need someone to explain things to them in short words. Unfortunately, they tend to listen to crazy people.
 
2012-07-13 11:01:23 AM
Can the FarkPowersThatBe™ please stop green lighting links to that gawd awful blog? Please. There isn't even any humor value in that dreck.
 
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