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(The Daily Dolt)   The first rule of abortion is don't mention abortion. Seriously, doctors, don't even mention the word, or Texas will take away all of your funding   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 21
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2012-07-13 10:17:51 AM
10 votes:
"Sending the fetus to live with Jesus"
2012-07-14 12:03:38 AM
2 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Fetal emigration...they'll eat that right up.


Not quite. That is a natural miscarriage. This is "fetal deportation" guaranteed to be supported by them.
2012-07-13 03:22:21 PM
2 votes:
They're just bringing out the kid in you.
2012-07-13 11:53:10 AM
2 votes:
Proactive cancellation of a tax deduction.
2012-07-13 10:40:25 AM
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: So if a woman needs an abortion to save her life and remove a dead fetus, is the doctor not allowed to even tell her this...?


No. Doctor's should not interfere with God's punishment for sluts
2012-07-13 12:30:40 PM
1 votes:
But remember, Conservatives don't want government to come between you and your doctor.
2012-07-13 11:48:54 AM
1 votes:
Pre-Natal Post-Partum Avoidance Technique
2012-07-13 11:47:06 AM
1 votes:
Defetustration.
2012-07-13 11:03:23 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: The section also requires a TWHP provider to ensure that (1) outside the scope of TWHP, the provider does not perform or promote elective abortions and does not affiliate with an entity that performs or promotes elective abortions; and (2) within the scope of TWHP, the provider does not promote elective abortions, is physically separated from any abortion-providing or abortion-promoting entity, and does not operate under an identification mark that is registered to an entity that performs or promotes elective abortions.

Daily Dolt indeed


I've been assured by Republicans for the last 20 years that there's no such thing as a non-elective abortion. There's never one that is medically necessary, they're ALL elective.
2012-07-13 10:58:25 AM
1 votes:

LRA61380: Just call it something else. Suggestions:


Hysterectolonic irrigation.
A red rinse.
A womb with a goo.
A Texas cold 'em.
2012-07-13 10:50:37 AM
1 votes:

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Karac: qorkfiend: LRA61380: Just call it something else. Suggestions:

Uterus Exfoliation
Fetal Emancipation

What else?

Artificial Miscarriage.

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Uterine Cleansing


Medical extraction of foreign body

// wait - did you mean "abortion" or "cancer"?
2012-07-13 10:48:41 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: The section also requires a TWHP provider to ensure that (1) outside the scope of TWHP, the provider does not perform or promote elective abortions and does not affiliate with an entity that performs or promotes elective abortions; and (2) within the scope of TWHP, the provider does not promote elective abortions, is physically separated from any abortion-providing or abortion-promoting entity, and does not operate under an identification mark that is registered to an entity that performs or promotes elective abortions.

Daily Dolt indeed


Define elective. It's Texas, after all. They're going to define 'necessary abortion' as narrowly as they can, probably around the realm of "it's never necessary" or MAYBE "the kid is confirmed as the gay, retarded anti-christ, possibly colored".
2012-07-13 10:48:15 AM
1 votes:
Or they could take a page from the pharmaceutical industry's book, and come up with a good, abstract, "healthcare" name that instills general positive feelings. Like "Chantrex" or "Celebrentor".
2012-07-13 10:46:11 AM
1 votes:

theorellior: Maybe they should take a hint from Prohibition, and when someone answers the knock on the sketchy back-alley door to the doctor's office, the patient should say, "Steve sent me," and the receptionist should reply, "The owl hoots twice at midnight."


Ha!

"The eagle flies over Krakow. Now give me some gin in a teacup."
2012-07-13 10:44:33 AM
1 votes:

Karac: qorkfiend: LRA61380: Just call it something else. Suggestions:

Uterus Exfoliation
Fetal Emancipation

What else?

Artificial Miscarriage.

Dropping the kids off at the pool


Uterine Cleansing
2012-07-13 10:44:30 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they should take a hint from Prohibition, and when someone answers the knock on the sketchy back-alley door to the doctor's office, the patient should say, "Steve sent me," and the receptionist should reply, "The owl hoots twice at midnight."
2012-07-13 10:43:51 AM
1 votes:
Here comes the A-word.
2012-07-13 10:43:05 AM
1 votes:

Karac: qorkfiend: LRA61380: Just call it something else. Suggestions:

Uterus Exfoliation
Fetal Emancipation

What else?

Artificial Miscarriage.

Dropping the kids off at the pool


Unpregnancy.
2012-07-13 10:40:40 AM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: LRA61380: Just call it something else. Suggestions:

Uterus Exfoliation
Fetal Emancipation

What else?

Artificial Miscarriage.


Dropping the kids off at the pool
2012-07-13 10:07:38 AM
1 votes:
*bangs head on desk*

Oh god we have to get rid of this moran next election.

Can we re-animate a zombie Ann Richards?
2012-07-13 09:56:53 AM
1 votes:
Just call it something else. Suggestions:

Uterus Exfoliation
Fetal Emancipation

What else?
 
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