unlikely: Strategists: Umm... he says "I" a lot? ...and that makes him... a narcissist?
Leaders: RUN WITH IT.
Strategists: Seriously? I mean it's the best we've got, but ...
Leaders: RUN WITH IT
Propaganda Outlets: Why is Obama such an Narcissist? YOU HATE NARCISSISTS!
My Dad: I hate Obama because he's such a narcissist.

Sounds like my teabagging relatives.

Me: So you claim that you're up in the air as to who you'll vote for this November?
Bagger: Yeah. I mean, I don't like (lists about 4 specific things) about Romney, but I think he's better than Obama.
Me: So what don't you like about Obama.
Bagger: Well, there's just something about him that scares me.
Me: You identified and explained several things about Romney, so I know you're capable of pointing out exactly what scares you about him. Please, tell me what scares you about Obama.
Bagger: There's just something that makes me not trust him.
Me: Uh huh, and you're still up in the air as to who you'll vote for.
Bagger: Well, Obama's worse than Romney, so I'll probably vote for Romney.
Me: Uh huh. I wonder what it is about Obama that scares you and makes you not trust him. Something that you can't, or won't explain to me.
Bagger: Are you saying I'm a racist? All you libs are the same. Just because I don't like his politics I'm suddenly a racist?
Me: What about his politics don't you like?
Bagger: Obamacare, for starters.
Me: What about it don't you like? Also, it was modeled after Romneycare.
Bagger: I didn't come here to talk about this stuff.
Me: Then why did you bring it up? Oh, that's right. You wanted to brag that "my team" lost the recall election to Gov. Walker, even though you're from Mississippi and you know nothing about what went down here except for what FOX news told you. And what's this "my team" shiat? My team is the people of WI, and the fact that you view this as a "my team against your team" zero-sum game is much of the reason this country is so farked. Thanks for being part of the problem.
Bagger: Now I remember why I don't come up here very often.
Me: Now I remember why I inexplicably have something come up 2 out of every 3 years when you people come into town for the family reunion. How's that business you inherited from your daddy? Oh, right, you drove it under in like, less than 3 years. That must put some strain on the budget, especially with the two kids, now in their 30's, who still live at home. Y'all dun raised some bootstrappy motherfarkers down there.

/got a little off topic
//had to vent

themindiswatching: Obama probably drinks microbrews too instead of the drink of Real Americans™: Bud Light.

Which is owned by Belgium.

Mercutio74: Epoch_Zero: Mercutio74: I'll be under this Afghan

The dog, or the arab?

What, dogs can't be Arabic?

NOT IN MUH 'MURKA

So, is this idiot talking about Romney, because every time I see Romney speak, he's basically giving himself a blowjob.

If you want a real narcissist, I have the answer for you:



His Italian shoes are worth more than your car.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dr.Zom: Somebody post a picture of W in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier so we can see what a real narcissist looks like.

Come on, there's a pretty good chance he didn't even know where he was or what he was doing.

"Say what now?"

The nose hairs are well trimmed.